Oh, see that E wake up anywhere between seven and even 9.

35 Stayed up really late, you and stuff.

And my wife is very nice to kind of Take that.

I take the kind of late shift and she kind of takes the early shift.

I will get out of bed relief myself, and then I you know, it's the pandemic.

So I put either the exact same pair of shorts I have on or a fresh, nearly identical pair of shorts on.

And then usually I'll put on a tank top in hopes that I'll be working out.

Get down the stairs and I My finger is leading to that machine and bam!

And then I pour myself a cup of coffee and I can go panic.

Then I'll have a multivitamin, maybe, and then maybe a probiotic.

I have no idea what those dio and I'll take a Propecia as men of my age and hairline dio I recommend it.

For many of them, as long as it doesn't affect your sex drive doesn't affect my so at that point, my 15 year old will probably be on his laptop.

That school has is about to begin, but he's checking a couple of things, So then they will go to Zoom School.

My wife goes back and forth, and if I'm here, work not working than I will do some back and forth.

But the kids know how much, much smarter my wife is.

She was a straight A student.

I'm like, super dyslexic and cheated and got terrible grades.

So they smartly and it really shows that evolution works.

They tend toward the smarter and more attractive people.

And so now we're in about mid morning, and I'm usually either on a zoom call or I am on the phone for work of some sort, pacing around three outside of my house, the inside of my house, and people will be asking me questions during that time, too, Which I'll go then I'm hoping I get to exercise because I am.

You know, I'm going through a midlife crisis and I'm a narcissist and it's good for you.

I like to jump rope now.

That's the thing that I've been doing because running every day and it's a lot of pounding, so you just don't want to.

You won't do that every day unless you're a young person and just just gazelle your way through life.

That's fine.

So I like to jump rope.

I'm up to about 40 minutes of jumping rope, not can't can't it's not.

It's not the, you know the whole time I hit my feet, so I got started over a couple of times, and then I like the lift weights.

I listen to books endlessly, very seldomly music.

Once in a while, I've been listening Toe Rufus Wainwright's new album, Unfollowed the Rules.

But I usually well, just listen to a book.

I listen to a lot of sense sci fi and a lot of fantasy because it's a It's like an escape, but I can kinda kind of check out for a little bit and then check back in.

Audible is like for being a dyslexic person.

Audible has been a savior.

I don't shower after workouts because I'm at home and I'm like, Well, if I if I'm super sweaty, then I'll do it, especially if I'm super sweating.

But if I'm not really that sweaty, I don't even bother.

I'm always thinking I'm constantly behind, which I usually am, but I'm always catching up so soon as I'm done.

I'm like I'm onto the next thing, which is not necessarily a healthy way to live.

Then usually it's time for lunch of some sort.

I usually don't eat anything until lunch.

Not out of like I'm on a starvation diet.

I just get that cup of coffee going that satiate Smee.

Once in a while, I'll fry an egg up.

There's a taco place, and then there's, Ah, there's a really great cafe called Aroma Cafe cactus eyes, the name of the Taco Place.

So we'll go there.

My son will get a chicken wrap.

The other is a turkey burger, and we have one rabbit.

And, sadly, one of our rabbits passed away and we have this one rabbit and I will feed the rabbit.

Now it's post lunch, and there could be a myriad of things that have to be done.

Obviously, home maintenance is a constant.

Sometimes I will go grocery shopping.

I have ah, uh, this SUV.

It's a 1990 Toyota Land Cruiser, and it's the car from my high school, so it is the car I always wanted as a kid, and I haven't so he's got stripes on it made my guy named Brian Corsetti.

He did it all great for City Cruises, and I will get in that car and go to a myriad of different places.

Usually, there's a Gelson's market.

Sometimes there's a Ralphs.

Sometimes my kids want, like a Frappuccino from Starbucks, which will let him have.

Sometimes I like to just call it the Starbucks milkshake.

Then it could be a day of me going to a place to record something, or usually an appearance on a game show or boy.

It depends on the day or zoom.

Call heaven.

I'll take my 12 year old to go play football.

My kids love the fortnight.

They like Oculus, and so they'll do.

They get to do some of that, and then we try to get them to do homework, which they're about.

As successful as my parents were with me trying to do homework, we'll sit on the couch together.

We'll watch a Bob's burgers.

Usually that's a that's a show that brings the whole family together or a Simpsons.

But it's been Bob's lately and I love that show, and it makes me laugh hard, like I not someone who laughs very easily and I lose it.

We will start dinner cooking the prep so I get into it.

It depends on what it is.

If I'm roasting a whole chicken, I'll start roasting that chicken in about 4 30 hour five, and that chicken will be ready around six or 6 10.

By the way, one of the simplest recipes to Dio you just take a chicken.

You can put almost any rub you want on the outside it.

Make sure you pat that thing down.

You can shove a half a lemon into the cavity of the chicken.

Put it on a cookie sheet or whatever you want.

Throw it in the oven at 4 50 for an hour and 10 minutes.

Perfect.

Make sure it's on the lowest wreck.

I make salad dressing in advance with yuzu paste.

That's my big secret, which is a Japanese Citrus fruit, which turns into this really salty, wonderful paste.

My boys love pasta, and so we'll make from that.

I like to mix it up with rice or boil.

I like to boil a potato days in advance and then cut him up and then fry them.

That's good stuff.

I go to the farmers market on Sundays.

Almost every Sunday.

I will go to the farmers market.

It supports local farms.

It's super fresh, and it's cheaper than a grocery store.

I look forward to the dishes.

Actually, I don't mind them because it's a way of kind of winding down the evening.

And once I get towards the end of the dishes, I'm usually watching cable news at that point.

Or I will listen to a book on Audible through my phone.

I will feed the dogs.

I will feed the rabbits rabbit again.

I will wrap up those dishes and then I'll go.

Can I play a video game?

Can I hop on in place, um, call of duty or battlefield or something like that with a couple of friends?

Christmas class?

You know McLovin, Sean Brown were on the great indoors together with Chris and then my friend boy bike.

We also play if I'm lucky.

That's like one hour every two weeks, and I usually will have opened a bottle of red wine and or had a beer earlier, I like the red.

My wife likes white, and then I'll open up five more bottles and I'll down those one after the other and then I'll go to a fraternity party.

Then it's like, Okay, I think it's time to go to bed, although lock all the doors to everything because that gives me a sense of security because people couldn't just reached through the window and unlock it.

That's these fantasies that I have.

But we have such loud dogs that I'm not really worried about it.

I will take the garbage out, do the recycling.

I gotta walk past our garage to do that.

And usually there's some sort of arm it making a noise, whether it's a squirrel, sometimes once in a while a coyote, definitely a skunk or two.

I'll make sure the garage is closed and I'll make sure the garage door is closed.

You know all that stuff.

Then I'll put that little pot of soap in the dishwasher, and I'll start that thing up.

I will brush my teeth for a long a long time before I go to bed, and that's where I would end up watching a television show for 15 minutes because I will Flosses the hell out of my teeth.

Do will do the brushing, then hydrogen peroxide.

3%.

I swish with that for a good 10 15 minutes.

People go like, Oh, no, I haven't had a cavity in 10 years because of it Keeps my teeth way and keep those cavities away.

There is no skin care.

I don't even wash my face and people go like you're a monster.

I don't know why I don't It's just I don't I just never thought my face must be covered in dirt before I go to bed.

So I'm gonna wash it.

I don't wear pajamas.

I just wear underwear.

Or maybe shorts, depending.

And then I'll crawl into the bed and move around the myriad of dogs that are trying to get close to my wife.

All this crawl into bed and then I'll be checking my phone.

I'm like, I know I shouldn't be checking my phone in bed, so that's going on for 10 years.

That not the checking my phone when I know I probably shouldn't be in bed.

I'm Joel McHale, and that's every boring thing I do in a day.

Wait a minute.

Isn't that boring?