>> Reggie: YEP.

>> James: WHERE WE HEADING THIS WEEK EBLGD, BABY?

>> I CANNOT WAIT.

I AM GOING TO GO TO AR-WAN.

>> James: OH YEAH.

>> AND PROBABLY OVER TO EAGLE ROCK AT SOME POINT SO.

>> James: THAT'S.

>> WHAT IS YOUR GO TO AT AR-WAN.

>> I LIKE THE BEVERAGES, I LIKE TRYING NEW STUFF.

I ALWAYS LIKE TO SEE WHAT CONCOCTIONS WITH MATCHA OR

KOMBUCHA.

>> James: YOU CALL IT BUCH.

>> I'M GOING TO THE BRIDGE, ANY OF YOU GUYS WANT A BUCH.

>> James: BETTER THAN SAYING ANY OF YOU GUYS WANT TO COME.

>> YEAH, YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT IS BETTER.

>> James: LIKE INSTEAD OF BUCHA.

>> >> Reggie: OH, I GET T BACK ON

CORT,.

>> James: BUTCHA.

>> I'M SURE ALL OF THE OTHER LATE NIGHT SHOWS, KIMMEL HAS

OBAMA TONIGHT.

SO IMAGINE THEY'RE PROBABLY QUITED DEEP ON THE KOMBUCHA

CHAT.

IAN, PLANS FOR THE OLD WEEKEND?

WEEKEND.

>> I'M GOING TO BE GOING TO WHOLE FOODS.

AND THEN EAGLE ROCK.

>> James: OKAY RIGHT.

WHL FOOD, DON'T EVER LET IT BE SAID WE DON'T REALLY PENETRATE

MIDDLE AMERICA.

WHAT IS THAT.

LIBERAL SNOWFLAKES, COME ON.

>> I WON'T BE WEARING A MASK WHEN GI TO WHOLE FOODS.

>> NO WAY.

LET'S TALK ABOUT THE NEWS, OF COURSE, PRESIDENT TRUMP IS STILL

TRYING TO YEFER TURN THE ELECTION THROUGH SOME SORT OF

LAST DITCH COURT ROOM MIRACLE.

THIS MORNING HE WENT TO TWIT TORE SAY IMPORTANT NEWS

CONFERENCE TODAY BY LAWYERS ON A VERY CLEAR AND VIABLE PATH TO

VIBLGHT REE VICTORY, PIECES ARE NATIONALLY FALLING TOO PLACE.

I SHOULD SAY IT FEATURES RUDY GIULIANI, SO I THINK TRUMP IS

USING THE TERM "LAWYERS" VERY LOOSELY.

TRUMP SAID THE PRESS CONFERENCE WOULD BE HELD AT THE REPUBLICAN

NATIONAL COMMITTEE HEADQUARTERS, THE RNC.

BUT NOT SURPRISINGLY GIULIANI ACCIDENTALLY BOOKED IT AT RICO'S

NUTS AND CONFECTION OFF STATE ROUTE 5 BETWEEN A VAPE SHOP AND

CURVES.

DID ANYBODY SEE THE NEWS CONFERENCE?

DID YOU-- DID YOU CATCH IT?

WELL GIULIANI STARTED TALKING ABOUT HOW FAR AWAY REPUBLICAN

OBSERVERS WERE DURING THE VOTE COUNTING.

AND THEN HE VEERED OFF AND JUST STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE

MY COUSIN VINNY.

>> PROBABLY THE CLOSEST THEY GOT IS FROM HERE TO THE BACK OF THAT

ROOM.

WE COULD DO LIKE A, DID YOU ALL WATCH MY COUSIN VINIE, YOU KNOW

THE MOVIE, ONE OF MY FAVORITE LAW MOVIES BECAUSE HE COMES FROM

BROOKLYN AND WHEN THE NICE LADY WHO SAID SHE SAW, AND THEN HE

SAID TO HER HOW MANY FINGERS DO I-- HOW MANY FINGERS DO I HAVE

UP.

AND SHE SAYS THREE.

WELL, SHE WAS TOO FAR AWAY TO SEE IT WAS ONLY TWO.

THESE PEOPLE WERE FURTHER AWAY THAN MY COUSIN VINNY WAS FROM

THE WITNESS.

THEY COULDN'T SEE A THING.

>> James: THANKS, RUDY.

BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THE FACTS THAT

WHEN THINGS ARE FAR AWAY THEY'RE HARD TO SEE WITHOUT REFERENCING

THE 1992 FILM MY COUNSEL SIGH-- COUSIN VINNY.

RUDY GIULIANI IS NOW TRYING TO WIN THE ELECTION FOR TRUMP BY

REFERENCING POINTS FROM '90S MOVIES, PRETTY SOON HE WILL BE

LIKE THERE WAS A TERRIBLE CASE OF VOTING FRAUD, A DIVORCED DAD

VOTING FOR JOE BIDEN WILE DRESSED UP LIKE AN OLD SCOTT YOU

WERE NANNY.

HE MISSES HIS KIDS BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT

TRUMP WON.

SHE'S LIKE OH, NO.

OH, NO, I VOTED FOR BIDEN.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOT IN THE VOTING BOOTH SHE WAS LIKE HELLO.

OH.

RUNS TO THE TOILETK QUICK LEIGH GETS CHANGED, COMES BACK OUT,

STILL HAS THE BREASTS ON.

OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS.

>> WHAT ARE YOU GETTING FROM THIS IS ME AND IAN REALLY LOVE

MRS. DOUBT FIRE.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.

AT ANOTHER POINT IN THE PRESS CONFERENCE RUDY GIULIANI HAIR

DYE STARTED TO RUN DOWN HIS FACE.

HAVE A LOOK.

>> PENNSYLVANIA, WITH NEVADA AND ARIZONA, MICHIGAN, WE MORE THAN

DOUBLE.

>> James: THIS REMINDED MEK I'M IN CHARGE OF MAKING GRAVY

THIS THANKSGIVING.

WHY IS HE DYING HIS HAIR AT THIS POINT.

LIKE IS THAT SPRAY ON BROWN HAIR MAKING ANYBODY OUT THERE THINK

WOW, WHAT IS RUDY GIULIANI NOW, WHAT IS HE, 25, 26.

COULD WE SEE THE PHOTO AGAIN, LOOK.

ALWAYS A GOOD SIGN WHEN YOUR LAWYER IS SWEATING PROFUSELY,

EVEN HIS HAIR DYE IS LIKE GUYS, THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

WE FEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.

THIS IS THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN'S WHOLE APPROACH TO FIGHTING

ELECTION RESULTS.

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, DIE AND DIE AGAIN.

AND DID YOU SEE THIS NEWS STORY, THIS IS EXCITING, EXPERTS HAVE

REVEALED THAT A NEWLY FOUND SKETCH OF CHRIST DATES ALL THE

WAY BACK TO THE 16th CENTURY AND IS LIKELY AN UNKNOWN MASTER

PIECE BY LEONARDO DA VINCI.

HERE IT IS HERE.

NOW IS IT ME OR ARE WE STARTING THROW AROUND THE TERM MASTER

PIECE A LITTLE TOO CASUALLY.

YOU KNOW, BRING IT UP AGAIN.

YOU LOOK AT THAT AND GO MASTER PIECE?

LIKE IF I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS JUST FOUND, IT WOULD BE LIKE OH,

IT'S A COOL SWEATER.

LOOK AT THE EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE.

THE SKETCH IS ACTUALLY CALLED CHRIST WATCHING A RUDY GIULIANI

PRESS CONFERENCE.

I GOT TO BE HONEST I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I HEARD THIS.

I WAS LIKE IT WAS MADE BY -- IT WAS MADE BY-- CAN YOU SEE WHERE

IT IS GOING, GUILLERMO.

DIDN'T WANT TO GET THE WRONG BUTTON, GET THE FINGER RIGHT IN

PLACE.

I GOT IT TO BE HONEST, I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I HEARD THIS, I WAS

LIKE IT IS BY LEE FLARDO DA.

>> DA VINCI?

>> James: SORRY, LEONARDO WHO?

>> DA VINCI?

SWRZ AND WE WANTED TO TELL BUT THIS, I MAN IN INDONESIA

RECENTLY BECAME AN INSTANT MILLIONARE AFTER A PRECIOUS

METEORITE WORTH $2 MILLION SMASHED THROUGH THE RAF OF HIS

HOME.

YEAH, WENT WHEN ASKED WHAT HE WOULD BUY WITH THE MONEY, THE

MAN SAID A NEW ROOF, PROBABLY.

A METEORITE WORTH $2 MILLION.

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S GOING TO STAR BUCK.

HERE IS THE THING, WHEN A ROCK FALLS THROUGH YOUR ROOF, HOW DO

YOU EVEN THINK TO FIND OUT WHETHER IT IS WORTH $2 MILLION?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

YOU WOULD BE LIKE WHAT THE HELL?

I SHOULD GO AND GET THIS VALUED.

BUT THIS STORY PROVES THAT WE'VE DONE IT, GUYS, WE'VE ABSOLUTEY

DONE IT WE FOUND THE ONLY PERSON ON PLANET EARTH WHO IS HAVING A

GOOD 2020.

AN FINALLY DID YOU SOO SEE THIS, AN AIRLINE IN TIE WANT HAS

LAUNCHED A NEW SPEED DATING LIFE EXPERIENCE.

20 MEN AND 20 WOMEN WILL GET TO MINGLE DOGGER A THREE HOUR

FLIGHT THAT FEATURES ROMANTIC VIEWS AND THEN THEY LAND RIGHT

BACK WHERE THEY STARTED.

THEY ARE CALLING IT FLY, LOVE IS IN THE AIR.

AND SO IS COVID.

THE MATCH MAKING FLIGHTS WILL TAKE PLACE ON CHRISTMAS DAY, NEW

YEAR'S EVE AN NEW YEAR'S DAY.

I MEAN THAT IS ONE WAY TO LET YOUR DATE KNOW THAT YOU REALLY

HATE YOUR FAMILY.

OBVIOUSLY THEY IS TAKEN ALL OF THE NECESSARY SAFETY PRECAUTIONS

DURING THE PANDEMIC.

ALL OF THE DATES WILL ACTUALLY TAKE PLACE OUTDOORS.