That's right.

We revealed the snack that Joe Biden looks the most like.

Let me explain.

Last week I asked my fans to go to team coco dot com and vote on which snack Joe Biden looks the most like.

Why did we do this?

Well, Donald Trump, we know, has been compared to an orange Cheeto for four or five years now.

And we thought, OK, that's done.

But what snack item does Joe Biden, the new president, resemble most Well, guess what?

Our fans overwhelmingly chose Japanese shrimp chip.

I think that's a good decision, Andy.

I endorse it fully.

Yeah, this is exciting wonders.

And now that we know that according to America, Biden looks like a Japanese shrimp chip, we can now work that comparison into our monologue jokes.

And our monologue will be as edgy and political Aceh ever.

Let's get to it.

Shall we check these out on today?

President elect Biden finally met with President Trump at the White House.

The two men got along pretty well until Trump dunked Biden in a ponzu sauce Oh, because of the shrimp chip.

Yep.

Joe Biden is pulling surprisingly well among libertarians and even better among pesky Terrians.

We're on fire.

You can't not like any of these.

I dare you.

Internet thes air.

Perfect.

Yeah.

Good God, The Biden people must be just shitting themselves right now.

These air so deadly.

Here we go.

Joe Biden is exactly like a Japanese shrimp chip.

There were plenty of better choices for your party, but if he's all you've got Hell dio Oh, a man.

Yeah, that's a good one.

Here we go.

Did you know both Joe Biden and shrimp chips have one thing in common?

They both have a shelf life of 120 years.

Kazon Kazan, guru.

Here we dio Biden is just like a shrimp chip in that Donald Trump will never have either one at the White House for lunch.

There's animosity between Biden and Trump.

Hey, wouldn't like a shrimp chip.

Anyway, here we go.

Joe Biden is just like a bag of shrimp chips.

Both recently spent four years on the shelf.

Yes, yes, and that's it.

That's all we got.

Come on.

Biden's lucky we didn't think of this in June?

Yes.

If we thought of Japanese shrimp chip in June, he would not be our president right now.

We held off because this is devastating.

What can you accomplish is a world leader When everyone knows you look like a Japanese shrimp chip.

This is gonna devastate him with world leaders.

He's going to try and meet with everybody to talk about the economy.

It's going to get together with other world leaders.

There will be like, Here comes the shrimp chip death.

Anyway, Glad we held off and congratulations, America, for coming up with the perfect snack food that President elect Joe Biden looks just like.