Thank you very much to say Merry Christmas again.

Yeah, Yeah.

Every single year.

Look, I'm kicking a Mussolini's head.

I chicken tear and I kick it.

That's bullshit.

Check the full check.

What photographs?

Pile of the body Street.

And people were peeing in his face.

Yes, they're doing that.

But they didn't sever his head from his body and then use it in soccer tournaments throughout Italy.

No, that didn't happen.

I didn't say suck.

No, I didn't say soccer tournaments, but he said they You said they beheaded him and kicked him from town to town.

His head the 1946 World Cup was played.

Yeah.

No, they didn't do that.

What they did was enough When they really went to town on him.

Did you stretch the truth?

No.

We're gonna crash focused.

You know, I knew Flanagan for about 17 years before I knew his name was Mark.

It's not.

I looked it up.

It's Gertrude.

He's Gert.

He's Gertrude Peter.

Paul Flanagan.

I looked it up.

I feel self conscious about calling him Mark.

I don't want to hear plenty.

No, don't call him Mark, but you should know his name.

is, but I'm puts me in mind of a story.

I'm scolding him.

It's usually when I'm scolding him.

Mark, don't touch that.

Beck and I were riding camels together.

What they wanted me to be in his new puppet show.

What are you talking about?

And then you find out later.

It's true.

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

A lot of it.

It's true.

He's like Zelig.

I know.

When the Neil Young thing showed up, he was like O Neill wants me to be in his play to pay the sea, captain.

But then I can't be playing the sea captain like Neil Young has a play and there's a sea captain in, and he wants you to be it.

That's fantastic, he wrote.

Harvest on this rug.

It's a Ford.

Focus is when people see him, they go well.

That can't be bought, right?

Are you saying right?

But you didn't hear what he said I did, he said.

Bono.

He said Nobody thinks Bono was driving a Ford focus.

You know, that was The story is that he walked Bonner to his car and he had a rental of a Ford Focus, and he said a Ford focus and Bono goes, Yeah, no one's gonna think that Bono's in a Ford focus, So I just drive around and people will go look at that asshole.

That's why I drive a Bentley.

Because no one thinks Conan O'Brien's got the money to buy a Bentley.

I do the same thing the other way.

One morning when I was coming into Warner Brothers, uh, I saw it.

I saw before, as I was turning in like a late seventies Ford Crown Victoria with an ancient man driving it, turning into the quick, You know, like the quick pass lane at Warner Brothers.

And I was like, Wait, can we play 20 questions?

Who?

It?

Waas.

Sure, sure on.

And that's it.

And I looked back and then I saw it.

Was someone famous.

Is he over 75?

I believe so, Yes.

Actor?

Yes.

White.

Yes.

Uh, does he have hair?

White hair?

He has hair.

I believe it is variable colors, depending on the roll.

I don't know.

It is natural hair.

Is he American?

Very, very.

You're taking too long with the many East one.

Yes.

I'm sorry, but that was too long.

Should I just leave it this way.

That was so good.

You can only white man.

They lead on the Warner Brothers live.

All the other white men get turned away.

When he noticed when he saw me looking in my rear view mirror at him, too, he pulled his baseball cap down.

So it's just like, Oh, now you can't see the road, Old man.

Yeah, well, he had two holes punched in the brim of his cat.

Hey, peered through.

Oh, my God.

Then he looks like What's his name?

Mush mouth.

You realize that he's Yeah, exactly who had the holes cutting?

Um, Clint Eastwood is 90.

Yeah, he's a year younger than my dad, and it's just amazing to me that he's directing movies.

Yeah, I mean, they're all about soft foods now, but still, Scorsese, too.

Scorsese's younger, you know, that's still he's still probably my dad's age.

My dad couldn't direct a movie, can't even cross the street.

He's a loser.

He's got that tricycle.

That's I can't believe there's a tricycle.

There's a good Boston accent drug, My dad says.

Who's the tallest president?

I don't know.

Abraham Lincoln?

No, he was shot.