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I have to ask you about this.
我必須要問你這個問題。
It's I see it every day.
這是我每天都能看到的。
I come here.
我來到這裡。
It's a crow shade pillow with the face of you, Sarah Silverman.
這是一個有你的臉的烏鴉陰影枕頭,莎拉-西爾弗曼。
And it's here.
而它在這裡。
We've had it.
我們已經有了。
Steam claimed because, well, that's just what you do with anything that's been sitting around Largo.
Steam聲稱,因為,嗯,這就是你要做的事情,任何東西,一直在拉哥附近。
What is the story?
是什麼故事?
Many people have said?
很多人都說?
I'm sure it's covered in fecal matter in like dried semen.
我敢肯定,它覆蓋在排洩物 在像幹精。
Yeah, I mean, it's a little distorted.
是的,我的意思是,它是一個有點扭曲。
Well, first of all, why is there a crow shade pillow with your face on it?
好吧,首先,為什麼會有一個印著你臉的烏紗帽枕頭?
Here it, Largo.
給你,拉哥
Explain that needs an explanation.
解釋,需要一個解釋。
Yes, it does.
是的,它是。
It does have an explanation About five years ago, I think, um, I won't go into the whole story, but I like I almost died.
它確實有一個解釋 大約五年前,我想,嗯,我不會去 進入整個故事,但我喜歡我幾乎死了。
I remember that you had a medical emergency.
我記得你有一個醫療緊急情況。
Yeah, I had, like, a thing, uh, abscess on the top of my wind pipe.
是啊,我有一樣,一個東西, 呃,膿腫在我的風管的頂部。
It was either gonna choke me to death or or poison me to death of it exploded, you know, like it's just one of those crazy things at a surgery where they told my manager and my boyfriend at the time, Like it was like a 50 50 chance of survival, but I I am fine.
這是要去窒息我的死亡或或毒死我 它爆炸,你知道,就像它只是那些瘋狂的事情之一 在手術中,他們告訴我的經理和我的男朋友在時間, 像它是像一個50 50生存的機會,但我,我很好。
But I was like, in a induced coma for a week.
但我當時就像,在誘導昏迷了一個星期。
And my other friend named Coco Mark Cocoa Cohen, um, he knows what to do with himself.
而我的另一個朋友叫可可-馬克-可可-科恩,嗯,他知道自己該怎麼做。
He felt so helpless, you know, and he crow Shay's And, uh, as a matter of fact, when he first started crashing, he cruciate a huge blanket, and he he was it like he felt kind of emasculated by the his new passion.
他覺得很無助,你知道,他啼謝伊的 和,呃,事實上,當他第一次開始崩潰, 他釘在一個巨大的毯子, 他,他是它就像他覺得有點閹割 他的新的激情。
So he wrote the word twat in the middle of it, just like a huge pro shade.
所以他在中間寫了一個twat的字,就像一個巨大的專業陰影。
Anyway, you know, Grandma Moses made a lot of those.
總之,你知道,摩西奶奶做了很多這樣的東西。
Yeah, that's such a sweet let's check out looking for that on on, etc.
是啊,這真是一個甜蜜的讓我們檢查尋找上等的。
Um, but so So he so he was.
嗯,但所以所以他所以他是。
So he didn't know what to do themselves.
所以他自己也不知道該怎麼做。
So he crow shade a pillow with my face on it.
所以他用枕頭遮住了我的臉。
And then when I got the hospital, he gave it to me, and it meant so much because I knew it just was made with love.
然後當我到醫院的時候,他把它給了我,這對我來說意義重大,因為我知道它只是用愛做的。
And but then, you know, I live in this little apartment and I go, I was a Flannigan ago.
但後來,你知道,我住在這個小公寓裡,我去,我是一個Flannigan前。
I love Mark so much, and I love that he made this, but I can't have a pillow with my face on it in my three room apartment, and he said, Bring it on down to I can't do actually bring it on down to the tear tithe.
我很喜歡馬克,我喜歡他做的這個,但我不能在我的三室一廳的公寓裡有一個印有我臉的枕頭,他說,把它帶下去,我不能做實際上把它帶下去的眼淚什一稅。
Wait around like a Mussolini head, he said.
他說,像墨索里尼的頭一樣,在周圍等著。
That's what everybody does with the stuff that they they're too embarrassed toe have in their house.
這就是每個人都會做的事情,他們的東西,他們太尷尬,有在他們的房子。
So, like there's, you know, there's like an oil painting of Zach Galifianakis and a Jeff Garland painting and like everyone just kind of brings it inside because they don't want to throw it out but can't have it in their home if it means a great deal to you.
所以,就像有,你知道,有像一個油畫扎克Galifianakis 和傑夫-加蘭畫和像每個人都只是一種把它裡面 因為他們不想把它扔了,但不能有它在自己的家裡,如果它意味著一個偉大的交易給你。
But you wanted to sit in an abandoned theater, bring it to Largo.
但你想坐在廢棄的劇院裡,就把它帶到拉哥來。
I think that's a feeling Apple song or the title is It should be.
我想這是一種感覺蘋果的歌曲或標題是 它應該是。