You don't need to change--

[moaning]

Well, maybe a little work wouldn't hurt.

Just sit back, relex,

and let my gentle mamalian hands melt away that tension.

Hey, mister! Look at me, mister! Look at me!

Is there something wrong with me?

[screaming]

Now don't move it until I say-- Ow!

OK, it's on my foot. Now don't-- Ow!

- OK. - Ow!

Ow! SpongeBob, I told you not to move it until I said--

Ow! Why do you keep moving it.

'Cause you keep saying, "Ow!"

I tattled on him,

and now he wants to strangle me with his diabolical hands!

I hope they're not dirty.

[laughing]

I'm not a boy.

I'm so old, I've got hairs growing out of the wrinkles of my liver spots.

[groaning]

Time for a little shut eye before...

I still have all my baby teeth and look at me!

[screaming]

Alright, I'll rub your feet.

What is that putrid odor?

Oh! It's that Krabby Patty.

What are you doing with that rotten piece of meat, boy?

- Squidward, are our heroes ready? - As they'll ever be.

[gasping]

They're beautiful! They look just like they did 30 years ago.

Disposable? Fooey.

[crying]

[shrieking]

[laughing]

Hot! Hot! Hot!

[grunting]

One man's garbage...

So much gum! Ooh, this is gonna be fun.

Ow! Hey, watch it--

[grunting]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Open wide, Squidward.

[screaming]

Holy fish paste! What is that?

That's the appetizer.

Come on, Mr. Krabs, you look great!

Look at these bags under my eyes. Even my bags have bags.

[shrieking]

Oh, I'll never wash this flipper again.

Look at him.

Gary's food! Yay!

[shrieking]

I don't need it. I don't need it.

Stop shouting! I'm napping!

It's not me, you old cook!

You took my only food.

Now I'm gonna starve.

Say something nice.

A crew like you comes along maybe once in a lifetime.

[giggling]

Why, that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned.

I call it the Nasty Patty.

[giggling]

Hey, a splinter.

[grunting]

[whistling]

Order up!

Ha-ha!

[grunting]

A half-eaten Krabby Patty.

Two moldy pickles.

And some smashed potatoes that look like Squidward.

[moaning]

See?

Now I have to drive five miles to go to the bathroom

in my own home!

And I need an elevator to climb one stair. Hiya!

We've been shrinking for years!

But this is ridiculous.