I have -- I released a Christmas book, right here.

我有... 我出了一本聖誕書，就在這裡。

I always keep it in the top drawer, barely even closed.

我總是把它放在最上面的抽屜裡，甚至幾乎不關。

Just a slit -- It's just a -- It's just this -- It's like a --

只是一個縫隙... 只是一個... 只是一個... 就像...

-I thought that was an envelope slot.

-我以為那是個信封槽呢

-Yeah. Well, it's actually for thick books.

-是的嗯，這其實是為厚書準備的。

And I wrote this.

而我寫了這個。

I penned this book, "5 More Sleeps 'til Christmas."

這本書是我寫的，"聖誕節前再睡5個小時"。

And I was -- I had to sign a couple of them, you know,

我... 我不得不簽了幾份，你知道的。

to send out.

要發。

So, I want to be in the Christmas spirit,

所以，我想在聖誕節的精神。

so I put on a Lifetime holiday movie.

所以我放了一部Lifetime的節日電影。

And as I'm watching the movie,

而當我在看電影的時候。

my name is just in the movie.

我的名字只是在電影中。

Like, I had no idea. I was just watching.

喜歡，我不知道。我只是在看。

It was called "Christmas Pen Pals."

它叫 "聖誕筆友"。

It was awesome. I loved it.

這是真棒。我喜歡它。

By the way, I highly recommend it.

對了，我強烈推薦。

It was really fun. I loved it.

這真的很有趣。我喜歡它。

I watched it again. I made other people watch it.

我又看了一遍。我讓別人看了。

I go, "Trust me, it's a winner." -Oh, yeah, we know.

我說："相信我，它是個贏家。"-哦，是的，我們知道

-It's a jam. -Yeah.

-這是一個果醬.-是的

-Yeah. -We all watched it.

-是啊 我們都看了。

-Seen it a few times over.

-看了幾遍了

-Well, let's take a look at the clip in case you missed it.

-好吧，讓我們來看看這個片段，以防你錯過了。

Here's a clip.

這是一個片段。

-So, then I get an offer on the apartment.

-所以，然後我得到了一個公寓的報價。

It's insanely over asking price,

這是瘋狂的超過要價。

and you'll never guess who the buyer was.

你永遠猜不到買家是誰。

-Yeah. -Jimmy Fallon.

-吉姆-法倫。

-Oh, yeah. -No way! I love him.

-哦，是的-不可能！我愛他

-Oh, he's great. He's great.

-哦，他是偉大的。哦，他很好。

Really shy, if you can believe it.

真的很害羞，如果你能相信的話。

-Yeah. -Wait.

-是的 等等

Why'd you get the side eye from...

你為什麼會有側目... ...

-Yeah, I go -- What does he say?

-是的，我去... 他說什麼？

"Is he a nice guy, if you believe it?"

"如果你相信的話，他是個好人嗎？"

-Shy. Oh, she said -- -Oh, shy.

-害羞。哦，她說--哦，害羞。

"He's really shy, if you can believe it."

"他真的很害羞，如果你能相信的話。"

-Yeah. -I am pretty shy.

-是啊 我很害羞的

But they -- So, he sold me an

但他們... 所以，他賣給我一個

overpriced apartment, apparently, in this movie.

高價公寓，顯然，在這部電影中。

And I'm like, "What is going on?

我想，"這是怎麼回事呢？

-And you paid for it.

-而你卻為此付出了代價

-Well, I go, "Did I just hear myself?

-好吧，我走了，"我剛才聽到自己的聲音了嗎?

This is so weird." So I rewound it.

這真是太奇怪了。"於是，我又把它重放了一遍。

I'm like -- Yeah.

我想... 是啊。

"You wouldn't believe who bought the overpriced apartment."

"你不會相信是誰買的高價公寓。"

Anyway, so, I talked about it on the show and I said,

無論如何，所以，我在節目中談到了它，我說，。

"Hey, Lifetime, if you want to, you can use my name

"喂，一生，如果你願意，可以用我的名字

for any generic ambient conversation

對於任何一般的環境對話

in your holiday movies.

在你的節日電影中。

Go for it. You have my permission."

去吧，我允許你這樣做。你有我的允許。"

And, apparently, they heard me.

而且，顯然，他們聽到了我的聲音。

And so, this season, they're throwing them into a couple...

所以，這一季，他們把他們扔進一對... ...

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Two have already haired, right?

兩個人已經發了吧？

Do we have a clip of the two that have aired already?

我們有已經播出的兩人的片段嗎？

Take a look at these.

看看這些。

They slipped my name in the background of these.

他們把我的名字寫在了這些背景上。

-We can have a donation box or a sign with instructions

-我們可以有一個捐款箱或一個指示牌。

where people can give money to the toy drive.

人們可以在那裡給玩具車捐錢。

I'll host, of course.

當然，我來主持。

They don't call me the

他們不叫我

Jimmy Fallon of Maple Grove for nothing.

楓樹林的吉米-法倫白白的。

-You know, I heard Jimmy Fallon does this every year.

我聽說吉米-法倫每年都會這樣做

-Jimmy Fallon works with Santa Claus?

吉姆-法倫和聖誕老人一起工作？

-[ Chuckles ] Oh, yeah, big-time.

-哦，是的，大時代。

-Yeah.

-是的

-Yeah.

-是的

-This is better than Shark Week.

-這比 "鯊魚周 "還要好。

-"Jimmy Fallon works with Santa?"

"吉米-法倫和聖誕老人一起工作？"

"Oh, yeah."

"哦，是的。"

"They don't call me the Jimmy Fallon of Maple --"

"他們不叫我楓樹鎮的吉米-法倫" "They don't call me the Jimmy Fallon of Maple --"

What was the first one?

第一個是什麼？

-Maple Grove. -Maple Grove.

-楓樹林-楓樹林

We can just show that first one one more time, real quick.

我們可以再給大家看一遍第一遍，真的很快。

-We can have a donation box or a sign with instructions

-我們可以有一個捐款箱或一個指示牌。

where people can give money to the toy drive.

人們可以在那裡給玩具車捐錢。

I'll host, of course.

當然，我來主持。

They don't call me the

他們不叫我

Jimmy Fallon of Maple Grove for nothing.

楓樹林的吉米-法倫白白的。

-She gave a little shimmy.

-她抖了一下。

-Yeah, a little shimmy on that one.

-是的，那是一個小搖擺。

I loved it, man.

我喜歡它，夥計。

I got them all on DVR because I want to make sure that I --

我把他們都錄下來了，因為我想確保我... ...

I watch them in, like, blocks. I can't wait.

我看他們，喜歡，塊。我等不及了

But, anyways, they hinted that there is another one

但是，無論如何，他們暗示還有一個人

coming up on Friday called "Dear Christmas."

週五即將到來的名為 "親愛的聖誕節"。

-Nice!

-很好！

-I don't where it is, so it's like Easter eggs.

-我不知道在哪裡，所以就像復活節彩蛋一樣.

So if you watch the thing -- Yeah, if you wait around,

所以，如果你看的東西... 是的，如果你等著。

once you hear my name --

一旦你聽到我的名字 -

I don't know, again, if it's good or bad.

我又不知道，是好是壞。

-More. Make everyone do it. -They should all do it.

-更多。讓每個人都這樣做-他們都應該這樣做

-Everybody do it.

-每個人都這樣做。

-You need some sort of challenge.

-你需要一些挑戰

-Yeah. -Oh, yeah.

-是的 是的

-Yeah, like, if folks are able to string together

-是的，就像，如果人們能夠串聯起

an actual scene that makes sense using all the dialogue

場景化處理

where Jimmy Fallon is mentioned

其中提到吉米-法倫

in the Lifetime holiday specials.

在一生的節日特別節目中。

-Well, that is a bigger thing. -Yeah.

-好吧，那是更大的事情.-是啊

-Yeah. I want to go international, too.

-是的，我也想去國際市場。

[ British accent ] I mean, like, "Oh, you wouldn't believe

[英國口音]我的意思是，就像，"哦，你不會相信。

who I ripped off this morning."

我今天早上騙了誰。"

-Dream big. Go ahead.

-做個大夢吧做個大夢吧

-"From American telly, Jimmy Fallon.

- "來自美國電視，吉米-法倫。

Yeah, he brought this crappy tree,

是的，他帶來了這棵爛樹。

and I sold it to him.

我把它賣給了他。

He got totally ripped off.

他完全被騙了。

You wouldn't believe, he's a little shy in person."

你不會相信，他本人有點害羞。"

[ Normal voice ] I love that they took it --

[正常聲音] 我喜歡他們把它 -

I love that they did it.

我喜歡他們這樣做。

Thank you, Lifetime.

謝謝你，一生一世。

I will be watching. I'll be listening.

我會看。我會聽。

I'm like Santa, man. You better watch out.

我就像聖誕老人，男人。你最好小心。

Yeah, I know what you're doing.

是的，我知道你在做什麼。

I know if you're naughty or nice, but that's alright.

我知道你是調皮還是善良，但這沒關係。

I dig it, Lifetime. Thank you so much.

我明白了，Lifetime。謝謝你了