Yeah, hello and thank you for joining us in this special program brought to you in part by Vought Industries, the same vote family where the seven call home and we're joined by one of those famous superheroes.

Black newer.

Okay, you know, these guys have an Amazon original.

Siri's, the boys only on prime video.

These heroes are formidable, but today we will learn just how powerful they truly are in a simulated battle.

Royal.

He's wisdom, boom stick, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a death battle.

A train Queen Maeve.

The deep, translucent Starlight black noir homeland er, Earth's most mighty champions of the Innocent.

They are the seven.

It's their job, toe end crime in America and watch over the world, led by this country's righteous savior homeland.

Er, now we already know he's far more powerful than the others, so his participation in today's simulated battle will be a bit different.

He can survive every known weapon on the planet, and most nukes these days reached 1.5 megatons of TNT.

He can fly faster than an F 16 Fighting Falcon and throw a baseball into orbit.

But he doesn't really need to do much when his laser vision can slice up a whole room of villains and seconds.

Some might say that's lazy, but I call it efficient.

Also, he always makes time for selfies with the fans.

That's a really American hero hero for but our friends that bought control over 200 other superheroes so you can bet your dick the rest of the seven are the cream of the club, and you obviously can't put a team like this together without some massive corporate conglomerate making all the decisions.

I know, right?

I'm kind of jealous.

They're breaking it in with movies, and have you seen the action figures?

There's more than one way they're making a killing, if you know what I mean.

But I'm sure the rial reward is all those people you save right Black noir.

There's no better example of heroics than Queen Maeve, a longtime veteran of the team, she's super strong and an expert fighter.

She can power through a ton of pain like when all the bones in her arms shattered while saving a school bus full of kids.

She's bulletproof armored van proof and ego proof with the biggest heart on the team.

She'll never leave an innocent person behind.

Of course, Black Noah here is the truth martial arts expert of the team.

Don't pass by his upcoming film Insurrection and Don't pass by a Train because you can't you literally can't pass him.

He's way faster than you, with a top recorded speed of 371 m per second.

Well, over the speed of sound, A train is fast enough.

Thio instantly kill a person just by running into them.

Theoretically, of course.

Uh, too bad he's had a hard time with drug abuse.

That compound V stuff might boost his speed, but I don't know if a heart attack is worth it.

Jesus, you're gonna clean that up.

And then there's the deep.

He can talk to fish, breathe underwater, and that's it.

Hey, may have sexually assaulted the new hire when she arrived, but like a true hero, he apologized publicly instead of to her absolutely meant what he said naturally changed his ways.

overnight and was shipped off to Ohio and hasn't been seen since.

Man, he sucks.

Yeah, he does last, but not least in Starlight, the youngest member of the team and maybe the girl you know next door.

She's so relatable.

Starlight is quite literally, a new light amongst the heart and experienced veterans of the seventh.

By absorbing electricity from nearby sources, she can emit beams of light emitting plasma.

Look too closely, and you might be blinded by her brilliance.

She's skilled in taekwondo, and like most of the soups except the Do Show over there, she's super tough.

Like when she took two straight shots to the chest from a Sirbu BMG 50 rifle and got right back up and you can pick yourself up to With Which skincare by starlet.

Well, what did I just read?

Unfortunately, this rookies early days with the seven weren't the kind ist as she found herself among a bad crowd.

The same people who murdered her shining teammate Translucent Billy Butcher, mother's milk.

Give me go you, Campbell and this guy who has not yet been identified.

We're pretty sure he's French.

Imagine men on the run wanted across the world, their faces memorized by every officer in every precinct but, most importantly, hunted by the seven themselves.

These criminals aren't men there, boys and girl and the girl 30 there.

Inclusive.

They aren't special there.

Nobody's like Huey.

He's a normal, everyday salesman.

It's some Dickie Elektronik store who just took a collateral incident.

A bid to personally, eh?

So what if a soup splattered your girlfriend all across the pavement?

But lawyers let us know he's not legally responsible?

No, just to prove there's no bias on our part.

Mother's Milk is a family man friend.

She is a victim of abuse, looking after others, and Kimiko is a refugee hiding from terrorists.

And yet these slums decided to assault our country's finest.

I mean, the superheroes, all thanks to their leader, the diabolical Billy Butcher.

He's a violent lunatic, and he's not even a real American.

That's what the accent, what's with yours?

That must be why he hates Homeland er so much.

I mean, it's not like Homeland.

Er is the bad guy.

He's a perfect boy scout who grew up playing catch with his father like a normal, totally sane person.

He couldn't actually be the villain here unless everyone is lying.

That's ridiculous.

Way so guilty.

Mhm.

The boys have made it their mission toe figure out the best way to kill every soup in town.

Got a Starlight problem?

E m p Nearby electron ICS his a train coming at you.

Stick him with some epinephrine.

Got it?

Invisible man stalking you, who also has indestructible skin.

Damn some c four up his But this bomb translucence Powers were fascinating while unclothed, his outer skin could turn invisible and unbreakable until the ass bum.

But now that they have it open seat, I hear votes got eyes on.

A new addition to the seven makes sense.

They can't exactly go around calling themselves the six right that Zatz actually a musical.

I don't think the trademark that.

And now that the seven are joining our heroes and camo, I'm sure they'll take care of butcher in the boy's sooner than later to see how they handle such a rogue Firsthand.

We will be including Billy Butcher in today's battle royal for however long he survives.

So let's get to the fight simulation already.

All right, the combatants are set.

We've run the data through all possibilities in corporate guidelines, he gets timber a dead better.

And here they are entering the arena.

The seven and other these apartment blocks were sanctioned for the event.

Of course, the residents have been removed from their homes and barely, I mean fairly compensate.

And there's homeland er floating above like a guardian angel.

Apt description.

Homeland er will act as referee, just in case anyone goes too far.

Even with this being a simulation, we wouldn't want anything severe toe happen.

Fight Alright.

Supercuts.

Whose first?

Isn't it obvious?

Asshole?

You.

There's no way us.

The seven heroes are gonna let you walk away.

E think I swallowed a girl?

Uh huh.

Please, not even a threat.

I've got this.

Uh huh.

What?

That fast.

Screw this rubbish.

Oh, God.

Uh huh.

Sorry about that.

That's the another.

Mm hmm.

All right.

Sure.

Uh huh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I thought this place was evacuated.

Oh, no, we should probably call this off.

Well, you know what they say.

Show must go on.

It was Uh huh.

Oh, okay.

Big mist.

Ake shit.

Shit.

Kinzey, You're done.

Stop it.

God.

Disgusting.

Also, You disgusting.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Uh huh.

Thank you.

Oh, come on.

Fucking diabolical.

Wow!

What an upset!

In a surprising turn of events, the winner is all right.

Keep calm, everyone.

Everything's fine.

After all, I am the only hero America needs.

What can he do?

That like you are?

Wait, where do our go?

What's going on?

And where is that cheering coming from?

Well, thinking about it.

Even in a simulation queen made or butcher winning does make sense.

You can learn more about it in our analysis video, but I guess it doesn't really matter when you have a pompous, narcissistic asshole Life Lander.

The winner is Homeland.

Er, he's great, Just great.

I have more limbs than you.

Now, Don't worry, buddy.

I'll lend you a hand if you want to shine like the sun.

Yeah, Okay.

Nice flat.

How about a second round?

She was shot.

I love a good sequel.

Wondering how and why each character won or lost.

We have another video that dives into the scientific analysis and check out the Amazon original.

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Only on prime video.

Yeah, yeah.