I brought you presents.

I Look what I brought.

Look what I brought.

Look at that.

If you don't have enough of Conan, that's a great holiday.

Have more.

Where do you get these?

Were they available?

Those air those air are designed Martha Stewart designs on Kodak Gallery.

Wow, look at that.

That's beautiful.

Look.

Look at this one.

Yeah, because nothing says the holidays like this guy right here.

Check out this one right here.

That's great.

Your ornament.

Really?

You really should have your Children in there.

I think it says Happy Hanukkah.

Conan O'Brien.

It's nice.

Good.

That's good.

These air.

Great.

These air.

Fantastic.

Can I keep these those air for you?

All right.

I'm gonna hand these out in Times Square later.

You have to order.

You have to order them on the internet that you send your own photos in and you get these beautiful cards.

Very nice.

I just mail those in and I get the cards back.

So much to talk about.

I haven't seen you for a while.

We have Well, first of all, I I hope you had a nice thanksgiving.

Oh, so much better than last year, except for the weather.

Okay.

What was wrong with last year's Thanksgiving?

Last year was the Thanksgiving from hell from hell.

What?

Yeah, well, first one little fork was slightly out of line on the table.

Much worse than that Cone.

And I don't get upset about things like that anymore anymore.

Okay, You're mellow now.

I'm very Miller.

Sure.

1st, 1st it snowed.

4 ft.

Snow, 4 ft.

I like it when it snows.

I like to roll around.

I had planned to have Thanksgiving in the barn and stable with the horses.

You know, my horses that you've written?

Yes, Yes, and s I'm your stable boy.

Three wishes Andi.

Then on then, eh?

So it's known it was very, very cold.

So we set up a lot of kerosene heaters, the space heaters and, um, set the table down there.

And then my little dog, Francesca got kicked by one of the horses because they got nervous.

So we had to take her to the veterinarian, But she was okay.

Okay, then I'm carving the turkey and I'm trying to multitask and cutting and smiling because we were taking pictures for the magazine.

I love that you're not just cutting the turkey Thanksgiving.

It's also, of course, being photographed for the magazine.

It's on the World Wide Web s so I sliced my thumb almost off so I can't believe you made a mistake.

Well, the nice put the knife made of the knife made a mistake.

Yes, it was e.

It was the fault of the inanimate objects.

Eso I had to be rushed.

Luckily, one of my guests was, um knows the hospital really well, I had never been to the hospital s, so I rushed to the It was rushed to the Mount Kisco Hospital and, um, Westchester, Northern Westchester Hospital.

And, um and they took very nice care of me, but my guests are eating the turkey while I'm in the hospital.

You got stitches at the end of stitches and all those things.

And then because, you know, the celebrity goes to the hospital, they hit me up for a million dollars.

E had to give a donation, have a million dollars because because you're in my thumb.

Don't you have health care?

The rest of us have health care in northern, like what's done in this situation.

Here's a million dollars in northern Westchester.

If they take good care of you, you have to pay back.

Well, I'm staying the hell away from Westchester.

Let me tell you, I'm known.

I'm a little bit of a celebrity.

I go to the hospital, my head could be severed.

I'm not giving them that kind of money.

That's not happening.

Because you should support your local hospital support.

My local hospital is And there's my payment.

It's correct.

You don't have a gold truck back up with crew.

You know, they're building a new emergency wing, and I wanted to help them with that.

Is your name gonna be on it?

What?

No, not for a million.

Gave the hospital a million dollars.

There would be an Elektronik Conan statue.

I I must mention this book because I'm telling you something here for the book.

I know you're Oh, no, you're here for to see me in this book is incidental way.

Get to the book.

We get to it.

If not, we just look at me.

Um, this book I have to say is very impressive.

This book has everything in it.

This is the Martha Stewart's Home Keeping Handbook.

it has.

I mean, I would.

There was some some facts I would expect to be in here.

And then there was some.

This book is so thorough.

You have ah part in here that explains how to organize your firewood.

Yeah, I didn't think.

Don't you just dump firewood into a bucket or something?

I mean, well, where do you get it from?

From the firewood pile.

You know, it's all about.

It's all about just this book is about organization.

It's about keeping your life orderly so that you could get on with other things and have a nice life, you know?

But But you know what a court of wood is right.

Court of wood.

I've heard the phrase court of wood, but I think like a lot of people, I don't know what a court of wood exactly is.

Court of wood is a pile of wood stack measure measuring 4 ft by 4 ft by 2 ft.

What does it matter?

I mean, why can't it just be a excuse me?

It's four.

Before you made a leading mistake.

I'm looking at Conan and thinking that you're not Martha Stewart.

Who are you four by four by four by four by eight Yeah, we were all like she got that wrong on.

Don't worry, I would get I'd get une email tonight saying it was wrong.

Someone, some firewood nerd would send you an email.

I once said I once said that the plum line chalk came in pink and I got a lot of emails.

I can imagine you live in a hellish world of your own making.

What else?

What else did you find?

Interesting?

There's a There's a part in here that said that tells you how to fix a squeaky bed.

Oh, just like a fly buzzing around you.

What kind of show are we running here?

I'm not kidding.

Your fly.

Sorry.

In my water, there's like a gnat flying around.

Jeff, what is wrong with our students?

Like a barn in here?

Jeff, this is Martha Stewart.

And there's a country.

Yeah, there's a gnat that you were just talking in a natural right in your face.

I thought I was trying to I was trying to ignore it.

But you know how to fix the squeaky bed.

You have squeaky beds.

You must You better a I a the bags that air squeaky and I have I They have to be repaired.

It is very shockingly embarrassing.

Yeah, I can imagine.

Yeah, you have to sort of ignore it.

You try to ignore it, you know?

But then your house guests are hearing it, and it's very, very embarrassing.

So there are solutions.

Thio always say, Martha, the plot bed is a squeak and don't come a Peking.

I'm such an ass.

I don't know why you keep coming here.

That makes me happy, but loves me to come on.

Good, good.

Well, they should get bad.

Seriously.

This book has everything you ever need to know about anything and you should get it.

It's the media.

It's great.

The Martha Stewart Home Keeping Handbook is available everywhere.