I'vebeenouthereandworkingwithtapelastnight, so I can't I don't flyhomeimmediatelyafterwards.
Um, Christmas.
I alwaysgohomeforyes, thatzbigonceyouneverevermissChristmas.
I missedChristmasoncewe I gotsnowedinsomewhereinthemiddleofthecountry.
I canneverrememberwhere I was, butitwasWegotsnowedinand I wasaloneand I spentthenightinthehoteland I wentbackthenextdaytotryandgetontheflight, andtheyweren't startingupandtheyfinallyhadjust a fewdeicers.
I guess, andtheyweredoingonerunwayat a time.
And I waslivinginNewYorkandtheygot a flightgoingoutinNewYorkthatwasgonnaleave, and I thought I don't wannastayhereanymore.
Andso I waslike, I'm gonnagobackhometoNewYork.
Andso I calledhimand I said, Listen, they'relettingveryfewflightsout, but I'm goingtohometoNewYorkandshewasveryquiet, andsheliterallysaid, Well, youhaveruinedChristmas.
SweartoGod, sheshesaidthat I sweartoGod, you'veruinedChristmas.
I mean, youknow, anditwassooverdramaticthatitwasItwaskindofnice, becausenow I havethat.
And I'vetoldpeoplethatforever, thatmymother's actuallytoldmethat I'veruinedChristmas.
Youknow, I reallythinksheoverdidherselfandittooktheguiltaway.
Thankyou, Mother.
Motherwatching.
Rightnowit's allupfromhere.
Yeah, exactly.
Now I knowthatyouYouhaveenormoussuccessnow, like a lotofactors.
YouYoudidyourtimeinlifetheater, and I did.
I did a lotoflife.
Hehad a lotofliketheaterinHouston, whichwaswonderful, isattheuniversityorwhatever.
And I waswith a wonderfulgroupthere, and, uh, wewassomeofthebesttrainingbecausewewentfromdifferentspace.
Likein a parkinglot.
We'd bein, ah, warehouseonwonderfultheater.
Wedid a productionof a BeckettshowcalledEndgameonce, andmyparentscametoitandBeckettcouldbeverydourorsad.
Butit's a comedy.
I don't knowanyway, it's odd, andtheythanksOkay, Andmymotherspecificallysaidtomebecause I don't likeseeingyouinthiscondition, Youknow, theway I wasdoingtheplayanditwasjustkindofdown.
Andshesaidspecificallyaboutthewarehousewewereinbecausethisisthekindofplaceyoucouldfind a dirtyneedleinonceagain, Verydramaticofyourmom.
Oh, she's wonderfulthing.
Thisiswhere I getthedramafrommeandthespecificityYou'reabsolutelyright.
Butwhatwasfunny?
I wentbacktodotheplaythenextweek, and I toldthedirectorthatshehadsaidthatyoulaughing?
Becausewedidfind a dirtyneedle s eso, youknow, BravoMother's instincts.
YourmomshouldworkfortheexactlyJustlike I knowthisplace.