Huge fan.

巨大的粉絲。

Oh, thanks.

哦，謝謝。

Huge fan.

巨大的粉絲。

Thanks for coming on the program of you.

謝謝你來參加你的節目。

Great.

厲害

Yeah.

是啊。

I hope you didn't see the late night or G.

我希望你沒有看到深夜或G。

I did.

我有

It was a little disturbing.

這讓人有些不安。

Yeah, well, that's kind of what we do here.

是啊，這就是我們這裡的工作。

And I'm sad that I was not invited.

而我很難過，我沒有被邀請。

No, I'm kidding.

不，我是在開玩笑。

I'm kidding.

我是開玩笑的

A joke.

一個笑話。

A joke?

開玩笑？

I'm kidding.

我是開玩笑的

I'm kidding.

我是開玩笑的

Let me start by Just the pleasantries here.

讓我先來個寒暄。

I don't know what to call you.

我不知道該怎麼稱呼你。

Do you go by Jennifer Love Jennifer Way Do you go by Jennifer or Jennifer Love or love?

你走的是詹妮弗愛詹妮弗的路你走的是詹妮弗還是詹妮弗愛還是愛？

You Go by love e go by love Thio.

你去由愛e去由愛Thio。

People call you love.

人們稱你為愛。

Yeah, that's great, because people can't really yell at someone named love.

是啊，這很好，因為人們不能真的對一個叫愛的人大喊大叫。

Get you love?

得到你的愛了嗎？

No e.

在e。

I'm so mad at you, love, uh, you know, what's funny is that the three name thing I've noticed is so big.

我真是氣死你了，愛，呃，你知道嗎，有趣的是，我注意到的三個名字的事情是如此之大。

It's a real trend.

這是一個真正的趨勢。

There's there's you there's you know, you got your Jennifer love Hewitt.

有有有你有你知道，你有你的詹妮弗愛休伊特。

You have your Sarah Michelle Gellar.

你有你的莎拉-米歇爾-蓋拉。

You have your Jonathan Taylor.

你有你的喬納森-泰勒。

Thomas, You have your Melissa Joan Hart.

Thomas, 你有你的Melissa Joan Hart.

You're Lee Harvey Oswald.

你是Lee Harvey Oswald

It's like it used to be something that was restricted to like assassins and killers and stuff.

這就像它曾經是東西 這是僅限於像刺客和殺手之類的東西。

Melissa Joan Hart was seen fleeing on foot.

有人看到梅麗莎-瓊-哈特徒步逃跑。

But no, it's now is it?

但不，是現在是嗎？

Is it intentional?

是故意的嗎？

Why is this happening?

為什麼會出現這種情況？

I have I have no idea.

我有我不知道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I guess it's just one big co inky dink.

我想這只是一個大的co inky dink。

What is your middle name?

你的中間名是什麼？

Christopher.

克里斯托弗

Christopher.

克里斯托弗

Yeah.

是啊。

It doesn't really roll off the tongue.

它並不是真正的滾滾而來的。

Sure does.

當然了

Well, no one would ever get to it, cause it weirded Conan weird them out so much they never would get to the What's your name?

沒人會去看，因為柯南讓他們很奇怪，他們永遠不會去看《你叫什麼名字》。

Well, it's Koen and Kris.

嗯，這是Koen和Kris。

Words with your sword.

用你的劍說話。

No, Let me along.

不，讓我一起去。

Okay, that was That was my whole experience growing up.

好吧，這是我成長的全部經歷。

Where, as you saw, Quit pushing me.

如你所見，別再推我了。

Stop it.

別這樣

So okay.

所以，好吧。

I had to explain something.

我必須解釋一些事情。

I still know what you did last summer.

我還是知道你去年夏天做了什麼。

You're right.

你是對的

The second time he still knows that we tried to throw him off the boat and killed the previous summer, right?

第二次他還知道前年夏天我們想把他扔下船，殺了他，對吧？

Has he completely okay with what happened two summers ago?

他對兩年前的事情完全沒有意見嗎？

Eso Did he say for that?

埃索他說了嗎？

Now that the scars from Israel's moved on the real title, then should be I still know what you did last summer.

既然以色列的傷疤搬上了真正的標題，那麼應該是我還知道你去年夏天做了什麼。

If you're worried about what happened the previous summer.

如果你擔心上個夏天發生的事情。

I'm okay with, basically, we'll let it slide.

我沒意見，基本上，我們就不追究了。

Basically.

基本上是這樣

Did you?

你有嗎？

We've had so much success at such a young age.

我們這麼年輕就取得了這麼多的成功。

You didn't.

你沒有

You didn't go to, you know, school The way the rest of us did.

你沒有去，你知道，學校的方式 我們其餘的沒有。

You took a Was it a correspondence course or what was It was.

你上的是函授課程還是什麼課程呢？

It was a correspondence home study program that that I did, um, either work or at home.

這是一個函授家庭學習計劃，我做了，嗯，無論是工作還是在家。

And and that's how I did school.

而我就是這樣上學的。

So you'd miss out on, like, a graduation or a ceremony you wouldn't have.

所以，你會錯過一樣，畢業典禮或一個儀式，你不會有。

We had a graduation.

我們有一個畢業典禮。

What have you all met?

你們都見過什麼？

You met the other people in your class, like just only on graduation.

你認識了班上的其他人，比如只是在畢業典禮上才認識的。

We had three hours to get to know each other before we graduated.

在畢業前，我們有三個小時的時間互相瞭解。

And like, did the big hug and cry thing about, you know, So we had thio so that we showed up and we all had to, like, sit in a big circle and introduce ourselves.

就像，做了一個大的擁抱和哭泣的事情， 你知道，所以我們有Thio，所以我們出現了，我們都不得不一樣， 坐在一個大圈，並介紹自己。

And there was like, this this one girl and she was coming to New York to study to be this'll famous ballerina.

有這樣的，這這一個女孩 她來紐約學習 成為這將是著名的芭蕾舞演員。

And there was this guy's like, Yeah, you know, I'm playing a symphony to and all of this like these amazing things.

有這個傢伙的喜歡，是啊，你知道， 我玩交響樂和這一切 像這些驚人的事情。

And they came to me and I was like, Hey, play Sarah on party of five.

他們來找我，我就說："嘿，在五人聚會上扮演莎拉。

Yeah, I was big, and they sound like the kind of people that weren't watching a lot of TV.

是啊，我是大個子，他們聽起來是那種不怎麼看電視的人。

Any guy that was like playing piano in the womb is probably not, you know, I know the show very well.

任何一個像在子宮裡彈鋼琴的人，可能都不是，你知道，我很瞭解這個節目。

I was to make loser, were there, Were there types.

我是要做一個失敗者，在那裡，在那裡的類型。

I mean, was there you got you missed out on, like, yearbook editor.

我的意思是，有你有你 錯過了，像，年鑑編輯。

If we had a girl named Christina who is adult, like, absolutely the sweetest person on earth, but was taking pictures all day and she was gonna put together a yearbook which none of us ever received, because I'm sure she really have, like, four pictures of, like these weird people going, huh?

如果我們有一個叫克里斯蒂娜的女孩，她是個成年人，絕對是地球上最可愛的人，但她整天都在拍照，她會把一本我們都沒有收到的年鑑放在一起，因為我相信她真的有四張照片，就像這些奇怪的人一樣，是吧？

That's weird.

真奇怪

She just decided in a day I'm gonna be the yearbook editor.

她只是決定在一天內我要成為年鑑編輯。

Yeah, and then we like she took a lot of pictures of you.

是的，然後我們喜歡她拍了很多你的照片。

I'm saving these because I know what you did last summer.

我保存這些是因為我知道你去年夏天做了什麼。

She was really sweet, but she was really into, like, the yearbook thing, and we never received a yearbook or pictures or anything.

她真的很可愛， 但她真的很喜歡， 像，年鑑的事情， 我們從來沒有收到一本年鑑 或圖片或任何東西。

So I don't know what happened.

所以我不知道發生了什麼。

So pretty much if you're in a conversation with other people, like who went to high school, you're only frame of reference would be saved by the bell I love saved by the bell.

所以幾乎如果你在和別人哈拉的時候，比如誰上了高中，你唯一的參照系會是被鐘聲拯救的我愛被鐘聲拯救。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah, you do too.

是的，你也是。

I heard that's enough.

我聽說這就夠了。

We don't have todo There's no I used to watch Saved by the bell when I lived out in Los Angeles and became a big screech fan.

我以前住在洛杉磯的時候經常看 "鐘聲救世"，後來成了一個超級尖叫迷。

Um, this will be our last episode ever.

嗯，這將是我們的最後一集。

Can guys can't go around saying big screech fan that Dustin Diamond Rocks.

可以們不能到處說大尖叫粉絲，達斯汀鑽石搖滾。

You see, that's his real name.

你看，那是他的真名。

Uh, you know, I've been one candy people.

呃，你知道，我一直是一個糖果的人。

Dustin Diamond.

Dustin Diamond

Who is that?

那是誰？

Oh, that's great.

哦，那是偉大的。

I'm helping them out.

我在幫助他們。

Andy, Now you're in these movies, you're quite athletic.

安迪，現在你在這些電影裡，你很有運動天賦。

You look pretty tough like you can fight, can you Have you had any training?

你看起來很強壯，好像你能打，你有受過訓練嗎？

I did kick boxing for a little while, and then I trained a little bit before the movie so that I would look like I knew what I was doing.

我做了一段時間的踢拳，然後在電影之前我訓練了一下，這樣我就會看起來像我知道我在做什麼。

But I am obviously pretty Weenie.

但我顯然是漂亮的維尼。

So that's not I mean, you look in the movies and it looks like you know how to move, I could know how e I think that would make it as intimidating as it would be for a lot of guys to say, Try and go out with you or be your boyfriend.

所以，這不是我的意思是，你看在電影中，它看起來像你知道如何移動，我可以知道如何E我認為這將使它作為恐嚇，因為它會是很多人說，嘗試和你出去或成為你的男朋友。

Then to know that you could also maybe kick their ass would make it even more difficulty.

然後要知道，你還可以或許踢他們的屁股，就更難了。

Do you Would you only go out with someone who was, like, you know, physically bigger and stronger?

你會不會只和一個身體上更強壯的人約會？

Or what would you go out with, like a complete, wimpy guy who you could be up in a fight?

或者你會和什麼人一起出去，比如一個完全的，懦弱的傢伙，你可以和他打起來？

They don't have to.

他們不必這樣做。

I mean, they don't have to, like, have big muscles or anything like that.

我的意思是，他們沒有一樣， 有大肌肉或類似的東西。

I mean, it's it's what it's like anytime you throw them a tennis ball, they're like, That's not gonna dio like, all right to be.

我的意思是，這是它的什麼 它就像任何時候你扔他們一個網球， 他們喜歡，這不是要去dio喜歡，所有權利是。

So I'm out, E um, tell us I want I want to talk about your scrape with the law because I'm doing research on when I found you had to scrape with the law and it wasn't too specific, and I'm thinking what her?

所以我出來了，E嗯，告訴我們，我想我想談談你與法律的爭吵，因為我在做研究，當我發現你不得不與法律爭吵，它不是太具體，我想她的什麼？

She was like someone who would have no problems at all.

她就像是一個完全不會有問題的人。

Law abiding E.

守法的E。

When I was 14, I murdered something, okay, and Then someone else walked in and I had to get them.

當我14歲的時候，我謀殺了一些東西，好吧，然後別人走了進來，我必須得到他們。

I think I had to set the place on fire.

我想我得把這地方燒了。

So the bodies were burned.

於是屍體被燒燬。

E When I was 14, I went with a boy to Mulholland, and we were making Holland.

我14歲的時候，我和一個男孩去了穆赫蘭，我們在做荷蘭。

Is the big street street together?

大街小巷在一起嗎？

Yeah, and we were kissing and making it, but it was really closets.

是啊，我們親吻，使它， 但它是真的壁櫥。

And we had the heater onto the windows, got a fog.

而且我們把暖氣片貼在窗戶上，起了霧。

And so the police thought that there was something wrong going on in the car.

於是警方認為車內有問題。

So they knocked on the window and I was like, Oh, my God, I'm making out.

所以他們敲了敲窗戶，我當時就想，哦，天哪，我在親熱。

The police were here, and I completely freaked out, and I was more worried about them.

警察來了，我完全嚇壞了，我更擔心他們。

Like taking me home to say that I had make doubt that was like making just get arrested for making out.

像帶我回家說我有使懷疑，就像使剛被逮捕親熱。

No, I was 14.

不，我當時14歲。

I was like, Oh, my God, I'm going to jail.

我當時想，哦，我的上帝，我要去坐牢了。

I've been making out.

我一直在親熱。

I've done a terrible thing.

我做了一件可怕的事情。

Life is over.

生活已經結束了。

I'm just amazed that you're making out at 14.

我只是很驚訝，你14歲就能親熱了。

For me, that's you know, I mean, it wasn't like, really making out, and I was like, 22 hours still like where you going Who needs you?

對我來說，這是你知道，我的意思是，它不喜歡，真的做出來，我很喜歡，22小時還喜歡你去哪裡誰需要你？

Wasn't really making out.

並不是真的在親熱。

So I've got my Rubik's Cube 14.

所以我已經拿到了我的魔術方塊14。

You weren't really okay.

你不是真的沒事。

It wasn't like making out.

這不像是在親熱。

OK, we don't have thio.

好吧，我們沒有Thio。

Alright, That's your life.

好吧，這就是你的生活。

And I respect the boundaries.

而且我尊重邊界。

Thinking there's a boundary here.

覺得這裡有一個界限。

There's your personal life.

這是你的個人生活。

There's me and Dink Dink Dink boundaries all fogged up.

有我和丁克丁克的界限都被霧化了。

You lousy All right.

你這個爛人，好吧

It's a very silly show tonight.

今晚的節目很傻。

Our apologies to our affiliates.

我們向我們的附屬機構表示歉意。

Uh, we're already mad about that piece.

呃，我們已經為那件事情生氣了。

You're doing so much right now.

你現在做了這麼多。

You're hosting Saturday Night Live this Saturday with musical guest, the Beastie Boys, which I think that's just a great show.

你這週六要主持週六夜現場，音樂嘉賓是野獸男孩，我覺得這是個很好的節目。

Two guys today really are so cool.

今天兩個人真的是太酷了。

I've never met them there on the short list of people that I would just like to say hi to from afar.

我從來沒有在那裡見過他們的短名單，我只想遠遠地和他們打個招呼。

But they have good security.

但他們有良好的安全性。

Um, I e I still know what you did last summer, which has is out everywhere and that has a soundtrack that features you're single.

嗯，我E我仍然知道你做了什麼 去年夏天，這已經是出無處不在 那有一個原聲帶，功能 你的單。

How doe ideal.

如何做理想。

Right?

對吧？

So you're doing everything.

所以你什麼都做了。

Yes, that's pretty cool.

是的，這是非常酷的。

Thanks for making time for us.

謝謝你抽出時間來陪我們

Thank you so much.

非常感謝你。

Again.

再來一次

A big thing.

一個大事情。

Really great to have you here, Jennifer.

很高興你能來這裡，珍妮弗。

Love Hewitt.

愛休伊特。