>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK.

>> Stephen:嘿，大家好，歡迎回來。

I CAN'T BELIEVE I GET TO TALK TO PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA.

我不能相信我可以跟總統奧巴馬說話。

BARACK OBAMA, AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF PRESIDENT AND NUMEROUS

巴拉克-奧巴馬，在經歷了八年的總統和無數次的失敗之後

INTERVIEWS, I'M SURE YOU HAVE BEEN ASKED EVERY QUESTION IN THE

採訪，我敢肯定，你已經被問到的每一個問題在這

WORLD.

世界。

WE WOULD LIKE TO DO A SEGMENT WE'RE CALLING QUESTIONS WE'RE

我們想做一個部分，我們正在調用的問題，我們是。

PRETTY SURE BARACK OBAMA HAS NEVER BEEN ASKED.

我很確定巴拉克-奧巴馬從未被問過。

DAIRY QUEEN BLIZZARD OR FROSTIES FROM WENDY'S.

奶牛皇后BLIZZARD或從溫迪的FROSTIES。

>> FROSTIES FROM WENDY'S.

>> WENDY'S的冰激凌。

>> Stephen: BEST MONOPOLY PLAYING PIECE?

>> Stephen:最佳單片機遊戲作品？

>> THE CAR.

>> 汽車。

>> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT, WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE?

>> Stephen:對了，我之前說過什麼？

THE CAR.

汽車。

>> IT DOESN'T TIP OVER.

>> 它不會翻倒。

IT'S GOT GOOD STABILITY.

它具有良好的穩定性。

>> Stephen: IT'S THE CAR.

>> 是車。

WHAT GOES IN A TOASTER.

烘烤器裡有什麼？

>> TOAST.

>> TOAST。

>> Stephen: BREAD GOES IN THE TOASTER.

>> 斯蒂芬: 麵包要放進烤麵包機。

TOAST COMES OUT.

吐司出來了。

>> THAT WAS A TRICK QUESTION.

>> 這是個詭計多端的問題。

>> Stephen: HOW DOES DOLLY PARTON NOT HAVE A PRESIDENTIAL

>> Stephen:多莉-帕頓怎麼會沒有總統職位呢？

MEDAL OF FREEDOM?

自由勳章？

>> THAT'S A MISTAKE.

>> 這是個錯誤。

>> Stephen: YES.

>> Stephen:是的。

I'M SHOCKED.

我很震驚。

>> Stephen: LOOKING BACK ON YOUR EIGHT YEARS, DO YOU REALIZE

>> Stephen: 回顧你的八年，你是否意識到

THAT'S THE MISTAKE THAT YOU MADE.

這就是你犯的錯誤。

>> ACTUALLY, THAT WAS A SCREWUP.

>> 事實上，這是一個screwup。

I'M SURPRISED -- I THINK I ASSUMED THAT SHE HAD ALREADY GOT

我很驚訝 -- 我想我以為她已經有了。

ONE AND THAT WAS INCORRECT.

一個，這是不正確的。

>> Stephen: I ASSUME, TOO.

>> 斯蒂芬：我猜測，也是。

I'M SURPRISED.

我很驚訝。

SHE DESERVES ONE.

她應該得到一個。

I'LL CALL BIDEN.

我會打電話給BIDEN。

>> Stephen: DO IT.

>> Stephen:做到這一點。

WE'RE A COUPLE OF DAYS BEFORE THANKSGIVING.

我們在感恩節前的幾天。

C.D.C. IS URGING FAMILIES TO JUST DO ZOOM THANKSGIVINGS RIGHT

C.D.C.是呼籲家庭只是做ZOOM感恩節的權利。

NOW, DON'T HAVE YOUR FRIENDS OVER, SO I KNOW YOU CAN'T INVITE

現在，沒有你的朋友過來，所以我知道你不能邀請

ME BECAUSE IT JUST WOULDN'T BE SAY, IT WOULDN'T BE THE

我因為它只是不會被說，它不會是那個

RESPONSIBLE THING TO DO.

負責任的事情。

SO YOU KNOW I CAN'T COME AND I'M NOT GOING TO COME, BUT JUST FOR

所以你知道我不能來，我也不會來，但只是為了。

NICETIES, WOULD YOU LIKE TO INVITE ME?

NICETIES，你願意邀請我嗎？

BECAUSE YOU KNOW I CAN'T COME.

因為你知道我不能來。

>> I DID INVITE YOUR WIFE.

>> 我確實邀請了你的妻子。

>> Stephen: WHAT?

>> Stephen:什麼？

I WOULDN'T INVITE YOU.

我不會邀請你。

>> Stephen: YOU WOULD INVITE MY WIFE?

>> Stephen:你會邀請我的妻子嗎？

HONEY!

蜂蜜！

>> I ALSO THINK THAT SHE WILL BE OBSERVING ALL THE PERI PROTOCOLS

>> 我還認為她會觀察所有的PERI程序。

BETTER THAN YOU.

比你更好。

>> Stephen: CAN BY HER PLUS ONE?

>> Stephen:可以由她加一？

>> WE'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

>> 我們會考慮的。

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> Stephen:好的

PRESIDENT OBAMA, I'VE REALLY ENJOYED TALKING TO YOU ABOUT

奧巴馬總統，我很高興和你談起了

PART ONE OF YOUR MEMOIRS.

第一部分你的記憶。

>> THANK YOU.

>> 謝謝你。

>> Stephen: THANK YOU SPHOIRTING DOWN FOR PART ONE OF

>> 史蒂芬: 謝謝你在第一部分的演講。

OUR INTERVIEW.

我們的採訪。

>> IT'S BEEN FANTASTIC.

>> 這真是太棒了。

>> Stephen: YEAH.

>> Stephen:是的。

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