I'm Harry Sham Junior, And I would love for you to come to bed with me.

我是Harry Sham Junior，我很想讓你和我上床。

Come to bed with me.

跟我上床吧

Come come to me before I go to bed.

在我睡覺前來找我。

Hang out with me before that Z Ah, a little bit about my skincare background.

之前和我一起玩的Z啊，說一下我的護膚背景。

It is a sad one.

這是一個悲傷的。

When I was younger, I had really bad acne.

年輕的時候，我的痘痘很嚴重。

I didn't know how to really take care of my skin.

我不知道如何真正的保養自己的皮膚。

I used our soap, uh, to wash my face.

我用我們的肥皂，呃，洗臉。

Unfortunately, that didn't really do good things to my face As I broke out a lot, had a lot of acne.

不幸的是，這並沒有真正對我的臉有好處，因為我爆發了很多，有很多的痘痘。

I had to go on a whole bunch of different.

我不得不上了一大堆不同。

I didn't get on medication, but, you know, I was trying all these different, like, acne stuff, and it just never really worked.

我沒有得到藥物治療， 但是，你知道，我試圖 所有這些不同的， 像，痤瘡的東西， 它只是從來沒有真正的工作。

So it left, uh, some scars on the inside and on the outside.

所以，它留下了，呃，一些疤痕 在內部和外部。

But I'm good now because I have figured it out, or I forgot some help.

但我現在很好，因為我已經想通了，或者說我忘記了一些幫助。

So I met when I met my wife.

所以我在遇到我老婆的時候就遇到了。

She realized that I was not using good products and so she said, Hey, you should you should use face wash and, you know, use the moisturizer.

她意識到我沒有用好的產品，所以她說，嘿，你應該你應該用洗面乳，你知道，用保溼霜。

That I used ever since then, that's what I've been doing anyways.

從那以後我就用了，反正我也是這麼做的。

Let's get right into it.

讓我們直接開始吧。

I switch on and off, and lately she's been using a cure.

我開開關關，最近她一直在用治病的方法。

So it's his face wash that is a frightening cleansing gel.

所以，他的洗面乳才是嚇人的潔面啫喱。

Has pomegranate has BlackBerry in a society.

有石榴有黑莓在社會。

Besides, you're right, not a cocky, and it's 100% vegan is my favorite part.

另外，你說的沒錯，不是自大狂，而且100%素食是我最喜歡的部分。

It 0% pretentious because I don't like putting anything pretentious on my face.

它0%的矯情，因為我不喜歡把任何矯情的東西放在臉上。

Has to be 0% pretentious.

不得不說是0%的矯情。

It's paraben free sulfate free mineral oil.

是不含苯甲酸酯硫酸鹽的礦物油。

Free patrol it, um, free from all the hide free and its cruelty free.

自由巡邏它，嗯，從所有的隱藏自由和它的殘酷自由。

It's not like mean to my face.

這不像是當著我的面的意思。

Not like I just wanted to be nice.

不像我只是想做個好人。

I'm all about the nice, gentle, cleansing wash I'm getting.

我就是要買到好的、溫和的、清潔的洗液。

Cruelty means they don't, you know, tested on animals anyways, So this is what I use.

殘忍的意思是，他們不， 你知道，測試的動物反正， 所以這是我使用的。

But there's my favorite one, because four you're only supposed to use three times a week, but 4 to 5 times a week I actually use this face buff.

但是有我最喜歡的，因為四你應該一週只用三次，但是一週4到5次，我居然會用這個面霜。

It's Jack Black.

是傑克-布萊克

Uh, didn't know Jack Black makes skin care.

呃，不知道傑克-布萊克是做護膚品的。

I'm just kidding.

我只是在開玩笑。

It's not that Jack Black, but it would be awesome if it was that Jack Black, vitamin C and mint.

這不是那個傑克-布萊克，但如果是那個傑克-布萊克，維生素C和薄荷，那就太厲害了。

So it's gonna feel tingly.

所以會覺得刺痛。

Let's get toe washing.

我們去洗吧

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

All right.

好吧，我知道了

So you went the face and then you put a little bit I would say about a dime size around there.

所以，你去的臉，然後你把一點點，我會說大約一個硬幣大小的周圍有。

What I do is I pad around and I start a gentle scrub.

我所做的是我墊在周圍，我開始輕輕擦洗。

Now, one of the things that I get a lot mainly do this like, Dude, I don't even wash my fish.

現在，我得到了很多的事情，主要是這樣做，像，哥們，我甚至不洗我的魚。

Man, I don't really care.

男人，我真的不關心。

That's cool.

這很酷。

You know, I hate it, but I've noticed a feeling of just freshness and also the fact that I used to have, like, oily skin.

你知道，我討厭它，但我已經注意到一種感覺 只是新鮮感，也是事實，我曾經有，喜歡，油性皮膚。

And now it's kind of like combo.

而現在，它有點像combo。

So it's oil and dry.

所以是油鹽不進。

I've noticed myself over time.

我注意到自己隨著時間的推移。

You just start toe feel like a lighter and your your face.

你剛開始覺得自己像一個打火機和你的臉。

I don't know if that's even possible.

我不知道這是否可能。

Outside of like washing your face can't care.

外面像洗臉一樣顧不上。

Your skin just drink a lot of water.

你的皮膚只是喝了很多水。

That's gonna help being an actor, you wear a lot of makeup.

這對當演員有幫助，你化了很多妝。

Makeup artist.

化妝師。

He was.

他是。

I was just drinking like so much water about eight or nine glasses a day, and she noticed the difference compared toa the previous week when I wasn't drinking as much water and it just makes sense.

我只是喝了這麼多的水約八或九杯一天，和她注意到的差異相比toa前一週，當我不喝這麼多的水，它只是有意義。

She faces hydrated.

她面對水化。

What the hell?

搞什麼鬼？

That's rocket science for this.

這就是火箭科學。

You just do small circles.

你只是做小圈圈。

This is what I was taught and it's gentle, so you don't want to scrub too hard.

這是我學的，很溫和，所以你不要太用力擦洗。

The first time I did, it was super red and I got yelled at because I was doing wrong.

第一次做的時候，超級紅，因為我做錯了，所以被罵了。

But I think this is right.

但我認為這是對的。

I looked like a vampire right now, so we're gonna wash it off.

我現在看起來像個吸血鬼，所以我們要洗掉它。

Some people hate the cold water, but I love it wakes me up to go to bed.

有人討厭冷水，但我喜歡它把我叫醒，讓我睡覺。

I didn't make sense.

我沒說明白。

And then this is the best part.

然後這才是最精彩的部分。

Oh, so adults don't scrub because I used to do that.

哦，所以大人不擦洗，因為我以前也是這樣做的。

And it's not good for your face.

而且對你的臉也不好。

Here we have the moisturizer and this is fresh Lotus Youth Preserve moisturizer.

下面我們來看看保溼霜，這款是清新蓮花青春保鮮保溼霜。

You see this?

你看這個？

This is the good stuff with multi action Super Lotus, not just Lotus, but Super Lotus.

這是多動作超級蓮花的好東西，不僅僅是蓮花，而是超級蓮花。

What I like about this, it's it's it's pretty thick, but you just don't put a lot ever since this fell from the skies onto my counter skinning.

我喜歡這個，它的它是相當厚的，但你只是不把很多自從這個從天空掉到我的櫃檯皮膚。

This is what my wife really loves this stuff, and I mean look at this.

這就是我老婆真正喜歡這個東西的原因，我是說看這個。

It's pretty thick.

它很厚。

This how much I put?

這多少錢我放？

Um, yeah, it's okay.

嗯，是的，這沒關係。

It didn't break.

它沒有斷。

So you put about this much?

所以你把這麼多？

What I do is I kind of like spackle.

我所做的是我有點兒喜歡粘膠。

You know, you just put it around.

你知道，你只是把它周圍。

Just spread it out a little bit, gently spread it out.

只要把它攤開一點，輕輕地攤開。

Okay?

好嗎？

Right.

好吧，我知道了

Like you're putting peanut butter on a piece of bread that hasn't been toasted.

就像你把花生醬塗在一塊沒烤過的麵包上一樣。

So you gotta be gentle, because if you're too hard on it, you're gonna You're gonna scrape off the inside of the bread and it's gonna be a mess, and it's gonna look ugly Sometimes.

所以你要溫柔點，因為如果你太用力了，你會把麵包裡面的東西刮掉，會很亂，有時候會很難看。

If I don't get enough, just put just or tune in a tiny bit more, you will feel slaps.

如果我還不夠，只要再放剛或調一點點，你就會感覺到耳光。

So again, you're waking up to go to sleep.

所以，你又要醒著去睡覺了。

Don't do that.

不要這樣做。

I'm weird.

我很奇怪。

So you might not want to do that Anyways, that is it.

所以你可能不想這樣做 總之，就是這樣。

That is my nighttime routine.

這是我晚上的日常工作。

I'm glad that you came to bed with me.

我很高興你能和我一起睡覺。

I appreciate you spending your time watching me wash my face and hope that helps you.

感謝你花時間看我洗臉，希望對你有所幫助。

And if it does, then you could thank my wife.

如果真的是這樣，那你可以感謝我的妻子。

And if it doesn't, Then you can also thank my wife.

如果沒有，那你也可以感謝我老婆。

So I appreciate you all and good night.

所以我很感激你們，晚安。