I MEAN, IT'S THE SAME BAND, BUT NEW FOOT ANNUAL OF THE BAND.

我的意思是，這是同樣的樂隊，但新的腳年度的樂隊。

IT LOOKS FAB TASK.

看上去很不錯的任務。

THAT'S GREAT.

這是偉大的。

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL IT'S REAL.

我不能等待，直到它是真實的。

WELCOME, WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO "A LATE SHOW."

歡迎，歡迎，女士們，先生們，來到 "晚間秀"。

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

我是你的主播，史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

HAVE YOU MISSED ME?

你想我了嗎？

I MISSED YOU.

我很想你

HOW MANY DAYS WEREN'T WE DOING THE SHOW?

我們有多少天沒做節目了？

NO, ONE, ONE, BECAUSE WE DID THURSDAY'S SHOW-- WHAT ARE YOU

不，一個，一個，因為我們做了週四的節目... ...

TALKING ABOUT.

談到：

WE DID A THURSDAY SHOW, NO FRIDAY SHOW, THEN WE DID A

我們做了一個週四的演出，沒有周五的演出，然後我們做了一個。

MONDAY SHOW.

星期一的節目：

ONE DAY, ONE DAY.

一天，一天。

ALL WE NEEDED TO BE JUST READY AND REFRESHED.

我們需要的只是準備好了，並重新振作起來。

HEY, HAPPY DECEMBER, EVERYBODY.

嘿，快樂的十二月，大家。

OR VERY LATE MARCH.

或3月下旬。

IT'S HARD TO TELL AT THIS POINT.

很難說，在這一點上。

BUT IF IT IS DECEMBER 1st, I HAVE GO TO SAY, CHRISTMAS HAS

但如果它是12月1日，我必須去 說，聖誕節已經

COME EARLY THIS YEAR, AS THE PRESIDENT CONTINUES TO SHOWER

今年早些來，主席將繼續為您提供服務

US ALL WITH THE GIFT OF WATCHING HIM LOSE EVERY DAY, SOMETIMES

我們都有看他每天輸掉的天賦，有時。

SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.

一天好幾次。

AND I'LL FILL YOU IN ON HIS LATEST RAMBLINGS IN TONIGHT'S

我會在今晚的節目中向你介紹他最新的言論。

EDITION OF...

版本的...

>> "LA-LA-LA!

>> "LA-LA-LA!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

我聽不到你的聲音！

>> "THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE >> I DIDN'T FALL!"

>> "從白色的道路 >> 我沒有倒下！"

>> Stephen: SUNDAY MORNING, THE PRESIDENT WENT ON FOX NEWS TO

>> 史蒂芬: 星期天早上，總統在福克斯新聞上說：

TRADE LIES WITH FORMER JOURNALIST AND BIG-MOUTH BILLY

與前記者和大嘴巴比利的貿易謊言。

PUNDIT, MARIA BARTIROMO.

瑪利亞-巴蒂羅莫：

HERE'S THE THING: HE WAS UPSET THAT WHEN THE IN-PERSON VOTES

事情是這樣的：當個人投票時，他很不高興。

WERE COUNTED, HE WAS AHEAD, ON LEXINGTON DAY.

我們被算計了，他在前面，在萊辛頓日。

BUT THEN LATER, WHEN THE MAIL-IN BALLOTS WERE COUNTED, HE FELL

但後來，當郵寄的選票被計算出來時，他倒下了

BEHIND.

後面。

BUT HE PUT IT IN MUCH MORE COLORFUL LANGUAGE.

但他把它用更多的色彩語言。

>> THIS ELECTION WAS OVER, AND THEN THEY DID DUMPS.

>>這次選舉結束了，然後他們就做了蠢事。

THEY CALL THEM "DUMPS," BIG, MASSIVE DUMPS.

他們叫他們 "笨蛋"，大笨蛋，大笨蛋。

>> Stephen: AND IF THERE'S ONE THING THIS PRESIDENT KNOWS, IT'S

>> 如果有一件事是這個總統知道的，那就是...

BIG, MASSIVE DUMPS.

巨大的，巨大的笨蛋。

HE'S TAKING ONE ON DEMOCRACY RIGHT NOW.

他現在正對民主黨採取一個。

HE JUST CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT HE'S NUMBER TWO.

他只是無法忍受自己是二號人物的事實。

THEN THE TEMPORARY PRESIDENT EXPLAINED THE STAKES OF THE

然後，臨時主席解釋了《公約》的利害關係。

ELECTION THAT IS ALREADY OVER: >> IF I WASN'T HERE, ANTIFA

選舉已經結束了。>> 如果我不在這裡，ANTFA

WOULD BE RUNNING THIS COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.

會跑這個國家現在。

THEY CLUB PEOPLE OVER THE HEADS WHEN NOBODY IS LOOKING, AND THEN

他們趁人不注意時，在人的頭頂上開了個玩笑，然後...

NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT.

沒有人談論它。

IT'S A DISGRACE.

這是一個恥辱。

IT'S, ABSOLUTELY A DISGRACE.

這是，絕對是一種恥辱。

AND IF I'M NOT HERE-- I'M SORT OF YOUR WALL.

如果我不在這裡 -- 我算是你的牆。

>> Stephen: SO HE'S GONE FROM "BUILD THE WALL" TO "I AM

>> Stephen: 所以他從 "築牆 "變成了 "我是"。

THE WALL".

牆"。

WELL, I'LL GIVE HIM THIS: HE IS DUMB AS A BRICK.

好吧，我會給他這個。他是啞巴作為一塊磚。

THEN THE PRESIDENT SPECULATED THAT THE CONSPIRACY THAT HE WAS

然後主席推測，他的陰謀是...

MAKING UP WAS COMING FROM INSIDE HIS OWN ADMINISTRATION.

編造是來自於他自己的行政機構內部。

>> THIS IS TOTAL FRAUD, AND HOW THE F.B.I. AND DEPARTMENT OF

>> 這完全是欺詐，以及FBI和DEPDepartment of

JUSTICE-- I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THEY'VE INVOLVED-- BUT HOW

司法... 我不知道，也許他們已經參與... 但怎麼會呢？

PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH THIS STUFF IS UNBELIEVABLE.

人們被允許逍遙法外，這種事情是不可信的。

>> Stephen: TO BE CLEAR, THE PRESIDENT IS IMPLICATING THE

>> 斯蒂芬：明確地說，主席是在暗示《公約》。

DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE IN A CONSPIRACY WITH BIDEN, AND I

司法部與比登的合謀，以及我

THINK VENEZUELA, TO COMMIT ELECTORAL FRAUD.

思考委內瑞拉，犯下選舉欺詐罪。

NOW, YOU'D THINK THE D.O.J.

現在，你會覺得D. O. J.

WOULD WANT TO RESPOND, AND YOU WOULD BE RIGHT, BECAUSE TODAY,

會想回應，你會是對的，因為今天。

WE HEARD FROM ATTORNEY GENERAL AND THE MAN EXPLAINING THE FRIES

我們聽取了律師和解釋薯條的人的意見

WERE NOT FOR THE WHOLE TABLE, BILL BARR.

如果不是為了整個表格，比爾-巴爾。

THIS AFTERNOON, GENERAL BARR TOLD THE ASSOCIATED PRESS THAT

今天晚上，巴爾將軍告訴《聯合報》說

THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT HAS NOT UNCOVERED EVIDENCE OF WIDESPREAD

司法部沒有發現廣泛傳播的證據。

VOTER FRAUD THAT WOULD CHANGE THE OUTCOME OF THE 2020

將會改變2020年選舉結果的選民欺詐行為。

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

主席選舉：

HE WILL BE MISSED.

我們會想念他的。

IN FACT, BARR WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TO DISCREDIT ONE INSANE

事實上，巴爾不惜對一個瘋狂的人進行指責。

CLAIM THAT THE PRESIDENT'S LAWYERS HAVE BEEN PUSHING ABOUT

指稱總統的律師一直在推動關於......"。

A VENEZUELAN VOTING SYSTEM BEING PROGRAMMED TO GIVE THE ELECTION

正在編程的委內瑞拉投票系統將為選舉提供便利。

TO BIDEN, SAYING, "THERE'S BEEN ONE ASSERTION THAT WOULD BE THE

對比登說，"有一個說法是，這將是一個很重要的問題。

CLAIM THAT MACHINES WERE PROGRAMMED TO SKEW THE ELECTION

聲稱機器被編排了程序以草草結束選舉

RESULTS.

結果：

AND D.H.S. AND D.O.J. HAVE LOOKED INTO THAT, AND SO FAR, WE

而D. H. S. 和D. O. J.

HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING TO SUBSTANTIATE THAT."

沒有看到任何東西來證實這一點。"

ADDING, "TO DATE, WE HAVE NOT SEEN FRAUD ON A SCALE THAT COULD

補充說："迄今為止，我們還沒有發現大規模的欺詐行為，可以說，我們是一個很好的例子。

HAVE AFFECTED A DIFFERENT OUTCOME IN THE ELECTION."

影響了選舉的不同結果"。

FRAUD ON A SCALE-- ALSO KNOWN AS THE PRESIDENT'S ANNUAL PHYSICAL.

大規模的詐騙 -- 也就是所謂的總統年度體檢。

THE PRESIDENT'S CHANCES OF OVERTURNING THE RESULTS WERE

主席扭轉結果的機會是：

ALWAYS NEXT TO ZERO, BUT THOSE CHANCES JUST MOVED TO DOWNTOWN

一直都是零，但這些機會剛剛移到了市中心

ZERO-TOWN, BECAUSE YESTERDAY, ARIZONA AND WISCONSIN CERTIFIED

零鎮，因為昨天，亞利桑那州和威斯康星州已經通過了認證。

BIDEN'S WIN, WHICH MEANS THAT THE PRESIDENT HAS FAILED TO STOP

比登的勝利，這意味著總統未能阻止。

THE VOTE CERTIFICATION IN ALL SIX STATES WHERE HE CONTESTED

在他參選的所有六個州的選票證書。

HIS DEFEAT.

他的失敗。

SO THAT'S 0 AND 6 IN THE CERTIFICATIONS, AND 0 AND 3 IN

所以，這是0和6在證書，0和3在

RECOUNTS, AND HE HASN'T WON A SINGLE FRAUD CASE.

計數，他還沒有贏得一個單一的欺詐案件。

HE IS UNDEFEATED AT LOSING!

他是輸不起的!

HE IS THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF PLAYING BASEBALL!

他是打棒球的邁克爾-喬丹!

AMONG THE LOSINGS, IN WISCONSIN, THE PRESIDENT PAID $3 MILLION

在威斯康星州的損失中，主席支付了300萬美元。

FOR AWE PARTIAL RECOUNT OF THAT ELECTION, WHICH ENDED UP ADDING

對於那場選舉的部分統計，最終增加了以下內容

87 VOTES TO THE STATEWIDE MARGIN FOR... DRUMMED ROLE, PLEASE.

全州87票支持... 鼓動的角色，請。

JOE BIDEN!

JOE BIDEN！

OH, MY GOD.

哦，我的上帝。

HE JUST KEEPS MAKING IT WORSE.

他只是不斷地讓事情變得更糟。

IT'S LIKE A GUY AT A CUSTODY HEARING SAYING, "YOUR HONOR, MY

這就像一個傢伙在科託德聽證會上說，"你的榮譽，我的。

WIFE HAS MADE ME SEEM LIKE A DELINQUENT FATHER AND TERRIBLE

妻子讓我覺得自己像個不稱職的父親，很糟糕。

GAMBLER, BUT HOW WOULD SHE KNOW ANY OF THAT?

賭徒，但她怎麼會知道這些？

I'M NEVER AROUND.

我從來沒有在附近。

I'M ALWAYS AT THE CASINO!

我總是在賭場！

BY THE WAY, I'M PUTTIN' FIFTY BUCKS ON HER WINNING THIS

順便說一下，我把50塊錢押在她贏這個案子上

CASE."

CASE。"

WHO'S GOT IT?

誰得到了它？

WHO'S TAKING IT?

誰在拿它？

SO WISCONSIN IS A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT FOR THE PRESIDENT,

所以，威斯康星州對總統來說是個十足的恥辱。

BUT IF IT HELPS, ARIZONA IS WORSE.

但如果能幫上忙，亞利桑那州就更糟糕了。

REMINDER: THE COPPER STATE HAS A REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR, DOUG DUCEY,

提醒：銅礦州有一位共和黨的州長，杜格-杜西。

WHO IS SO LOYAL TO THE PRESIDENT THAT HE ONCE SAID THAT HE

誰如此忠於總統，以至於他曾經說過他......。

CHANGED THE RINGTONE ON HIS PHONE FOR WHEN THE WHITE HOUSE

改變了他的手機鈴聲，為當白宮

CALLS TO "HAIL TO THE CHIEF" SO HE WOULDN'T MISS A CALL FROM THE

呼叫 "向長官問好"，這樣他就不會錯過長官的電話。

PRESIDENT OR PENCE.

主席或彭斯：

OF COURSE, ON JANUARY 20, HE'LL HAVE TO CHANGE IT TO THIS:

當然，在1月20日，他將不得不改變它到這一點。

( BECK'S "I'M A LOSER BABY" PLAYING )

( BECK's "I'm A LOSER BABY" PLAYING )

DUCEY WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SIGNING THE ARIZONA VOTE

杜西正在簽署亞利桑那州的選票。

CERTIFICATION WHICH MICROPHONES PICKED THIS UP.

哪些微機撿到的證書。

( PHONE PLAYING "HAIL TO THE CHIEF")

(電話播放 "向長官致敬")

THE PRESIDENT CALLED HIM WHILE HE WAS SIGNING, AND THE

主席在他簽字的時候給他打電話，而他也在簽字。

GOVERNMENT SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL.

政府把他直接送到了語音信箱。

THAT IS A GUY WHO'S PICKED UP THAT PHONE ONCE TOO OFTEN.

那是一個人誰拿起電話 一次太多次。

"YES, MR. PRESIDENT, YOU TOLD ME.

"是的，先生。主席，你告訴我的。

MASSIVE DUMPS, RIGHT.

巨大的笨蛋，對。

LISTEN, I GOTTA GO.

聽著，GOUT GO。

ARIZONA IS GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL.

亞利桑那州正在經歷一個隧道。

CHHHHHHH."

CHHHHHHHHHH。"

DUCEY'S NOT ALONE.

杜西不是一個人

THE PRESIDENT IS ALSO TARGETTING GEORGIA GOVERNOR AND MAN

主席也在針對佐治亞州的州長和男子。

TEACHING HIMSELF TO SMILE FROM ONLINE VIDEOS, BRIAN KEMP.

從在線視頻教自己微笑，BRIAN KEMP。

KEMP CERTIFIED THE PRESIDENT'S LOSS IN GEORGIA, WHICH ENRAGED

KEMP證明了總統在格魯吉亞的失利，這激起了人們的不滿。

POTUS.

POTUS：

EARLIER LAST MONTH, HE SAT WITH ADVISERS AND PLOTTED OUT A CALL

上個月早些時候，他和顧問們坐在一起，策劃了一個電話。

TO SCREAM AT KEMP.

尖叫在KEMP。

YES, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE A DETAILED PLAN FOR ALL YOUR

是的，你必須為你的所有項目制定一個詳細的計劃。

IMPORTANT SCREAMING.

重要的尖叫聲。

YOU CAN'T JUST WING IT.

你不能只是翼它。

IT'S NOT A PANDEMIC.

這不是一個氾濫的。

AND WHEN HE GOT THE GOVERNOR ON THE PHONE, THE PRESIDENT URGED

當他打通總督的電話時，主席敦促他

KEMP TO DO MORE TO FIGHT FOR HIM IN GEORGIA, PUBLICLY ECHO HIS

KEMP將做更多的工作，為他在喬治亞州的鬥爭，公開呼應他的。

CLAIMS OF FRAUD, AND APPEAR MORE REGULARLY ON TELEVISION.

詐騙索賠，並更多地出現在電視上。

IN RESPONSE, KEMP WAS NONCOMMITTAL.

對此，KEMP不作承諾。

WOW, HOW DID THAT GO?

哇，怎麼會這樣？

"THANKS, MR. PRESIDENT, BUT JUST LOOKING AHEAD ON MY CALENDAR, I

"謝謝你，先生。主席，但在我的日曆上，我只是看了看前面，我的日程表。

HAVE SOMETHING ON HERE YOU DON'T: A FUTURE."

這裡有一些你沒有的東西。未來。"

EVEN MORE FORCEFULLY, KEMP'S OFFICE SLAPPED THE PRESIDENT

更為強烈的是，KEMP的辦公室打了主席一巴掌。

DOWN WITH A STATEMENT SAYING "GEORGIA LAW PROHIBITS THE

在聲明中寫道："格魯吉亞法律禁止

GOVERNOR FROM INTERFERING IN ELECTIONS."

總督干涉選舉。"

AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING.

這就說明了一些問題。

NOT MUCH IS PROHIBITED BY GEORGIA LAW.

格魯吉亞法律禁止的事情不多。

THEY LET YOU MARRY A GUN AS LONG AS IT'S 16.

只要是16歲的槍，他們就會讓你結婚。

THE PRESIDENT'S ATTACK ON GEORGIA'S ELECTION INTEGRITY IS

主席對格魯吉亞選舉誠信的攻擊是

A BIG DEAL, BECAUSE IN ABOUT A MONTH, THE STATE IS HOLDING TWO

一件大事，因為在大約一個月後，州政府將舉行兩場。

COUNT THEM, TWO-- RUNOFFS THAT WILL DETERMINE

數一數，兩場... ... 淘汰賽將決定。

WHICH PARTY CONTROLS THE SENATE.

哪個黨派控制著參議院。

AND THE PRESIDENT WANTS KEMP TO PRE-OVERTURN THOSE RUNOFFS, TOO,

總統希望KEMP也能預設這些預選賽。

TWEETING TODAY, "DO SOMETHING @BRIANKEMPGA.

今天在微博上說："做一些事情@BRIANKEMPGA。

YOU ALLOWED YOUR STATE TO BE SCAMMED.

你讓你的國家被騙了。

WE MUST CHECK SIGNATURES AND COUNT SIGNED ENVELOPES AGAINST

我們必須檢查簽名並計算簽名信的數量。

BALLOTS.

投票：

THEN CALL OFF ELECTION.

然後取消選舉。

IT WON'T BE NEEDED.

它不會被需要。

WE WILL ALL WIN!

我們都會贏！

HE WANTS KEMP TO OVERTURN THE PREVIOUS ELECTION, WHICH A

他想讓KEMP把上一次的選舉翻轉過來，而這是一個。

REPUBLICAN LOST, SO HE CAN NOT HOLD A FUTURE ELECTION, WHICH,

共和黨輸了，所以他不能舉行未來的選舉，這。

BECAUSE IT WON'T HAPPEN, REPUBLICANS WILL WIN.

因為它不會發生，共和黨會贏。

IT'S A MOBIUS STRIP OF VOTER SUPPRESSION, LIKE THAT

這是一個MOBIUS條的選民壓迫，像這樣的。

M.C. ESCHER DRAWING OF THE STAIRCASES REPUBLICANS INSTALLED

M.C. ESCHER 共和黨人安裝的樓梯圖紙

TO KEEP MINORITIES FROM REACHING THE POLLS.

阻止少數族裔進入投票站。

REPUBLICANS ARE WORRIED THAT THE PRESIDENT QUESTIONING OUR ENTIRE

共和黨人擔心總統會質疑我們的全局。

ELECTORAL SYSTEM COULD DEPRESS TURNOUT IN THE TWO RUNOFFS AND

選舉制度可能會降低第二輪選舉的投票率和

COULD, THEREFORE, COST REPUBLICANS THE SENATE.

是以，可能會讓共和黨人失去參議院。

REPUBLICANS COULD END UP BEING DESTROYED BY THEIR OWN CREATION!

共和黨人最終可能會被他們自己創造的東西毀掉!

IT'S LIKE THE TALE OF DR. FRANKENSTEIN.

這就像《弗蘭肯斯坦博士的故事》。

THEY'VE ALREADY GOT THE REANIMATED CORPSE!

他們已經得到了復活的屍體！

IN FACT, SOME GEORGIA REPUBLICANS ARE CALLING FOR A

事實上，一些喬治亞州的共和黨人正在呼籲一個

BOYCOTT OF THE SENATE ELECTIONS.

參議院選舉的抵制。

YES, THANKS TO THE PRESIDENT'S LIES, REPUBLICANS COULD SIT OUT

是的，多虧了總統的謊言，共和黨人可以坐享其成。

THE GEORGIA RUNOFFS AND HAND THE SENATE TO DEMOCRATS.

喬治亞州的選舉，並把參議院交給民主黨人。

NO SURPRISE.

沒有驚喜。

EVENTUALLY, THE PRESIDENT ALWAYS EATS HIS OWN, WHICH IS WHAT'S

通常情況下，總統總是吃自己的，這就是什麼是

WHISPERED TO HAVE HAPPENED TO HIS HIDEOUS SIXTH CHILD,

竊竊私語說他的隱祕的第六個孩子已經發生了。

DERC-RANKA.

DERC-RANKA。

IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY THOSE WORDS WHILE LOOKING AT THAT

看著那張照片說這些話是很困難的

PHOTO.

照片：

AND IT'S HAPPENING.

它的發生。

IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING.

它已經發生了。

THERE WAS A CAMPAIGN EVENT HELD THIS WEEKEND BY R.N.C. CHAIR AND

本週末，中華民國主席兼行政院長官辦公室舉行了一場競選活動。

PRISON GUARD ON DATE NIGHT, RONNA ROMNEY McDANIEL.

約會之夜的獄警，羅娜-羅姆尼-麥克丹尼爾。

McDANIEL WAS THERE TO GET OUT THE VOTE, BUT ONE WOMAN SAID,

麥克丹尼爾在那裡得到了投票，但一個女人說：

GIVEN THE PRESIDENT'S CLAIMS OF VAST VOTER FRAUD, WHAT'S THE

鑑於總統聲稱有大量的選民舞弊行為，請問他是怎麼做的？

POINT?

POINT？

>> HOW ARE WE GONNA MISS MONEY AND WORK WHEN IT'S ALREADY

>> 我們怎麼會錯過錢和工作的時候，它已經

DECIDED?

決定了嗎？

>> IT'S NOT DECIDED, THIS IS THE KEY--

>> 這不是決定，這是關鍵 --

>> HOW DO WE KNOW?

>> 我們怎麼知道？

>> IT'S NOT DECIDED.

>> 還沒決定。

>> Stephen: OKAY, SO HIS VOTERS HAVE FINALLY STARTED FOLLOWING

>> Stephen:好吧，所以他的選民終於開始追隨了

THE LOGIC.

邏輯。

"WAIT A SECOND.

"等一下。

IF THE ELECTION IS RIGGED, WHY SHOULD I DONATE?

如果選舉是有問題的，我為什麼要捐款？

WHY SHOULD I EVEN VOTE?

我為什麼要投票？

WELL, AT LEAST THERE'S ONE THING I CAN ALWAYS BELIEVE IN:

好吧，至少有一件事 我總是可以相信的。

WINDMILLS GIVE YOU CANCER."

WINDMILLS給你癌症。"

DESPITE THE SOON-TO-BE-EX-PRESIDENT'S BEST

儘管即將上任的前總統的最好的。

EFFORTS, WE STILL HAVE A PRESIDENT-ELECT, AND JOE BIDEN

努力，我們仍然有一個當選主席，和喬-比登。

HAS MADE IT CLEAR HE WANTS TO HIT THE GROUND RUNNING.

他已經明確表示，他想打地面運行。

BUT THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE HARDER NOW, BECAUSE THIS

但是，這可能是一個有點困難，現在，因為這個

WEEKEND, JOE BIDEN BROKE HIS FOOT WHILE PLAYING WITH HIS DOG

週末，喬-比登在和他的狗玩耍時弄傷了他的腳。

MAJOR.

主修：

I'M GLAD IT'S NOTHING SERIOUS, BUT HOW DO YOU BREAK YOUR FOOT

我很高興這不是什麼小事，但你怎麼打破你的腳。

WHILE PLAYING WITH YOUR DOG?

與您的狗玩耍時？

SOMEONE, PLEASE TELL HIM THAT YOU THROW THE STICK AND THE DOG

誰來告訴他，你把棍子和狗都扔了。

CHASES IT.

追逐它。

BIDEN RECEIVED MEDICAL CARE IMMEDIATELY, AND THE SCAN

BIDEN立即接受了醫療服務，並進行了掃描。

REVEALED TWO TINY FRACTURES OF TWO SMALL BONES IN THE MIDDLE OF

揭示了兩個微小的骨架，在中間的兩個小的骨頭

HIS RIGHT FOOT THAT APPEAR TO BE RELATIVELY MILD.

他的右腳，似乎是相對溫和的。

THAT'S RIGHT, JOE BIDEN IS MODERATE TO THE BONE.

沒錯，喬-比登是溫和到骨子裡的人。

JOE'S DOING FINE, BUT HIS FOOT IS GOING TO TAKE A WHILE TO

喬的好，但他的腳是要花一段時間來。

HEAL, SO FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS, HE WILL NEED A WALKING BOOT.

癒合，所以在接下來的幾周，他將需要一個步行鞋。

( AS BIDEN ) "THAT'S RIGHT, JACK!

（作為比登） "這是正確的，傑克！

THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING, AND THAT'S JUST WHAT

這雙鞋是為步行而生的，這也正是我所追求的。

THEY'LL DO.

他們會的。

IN FOUR TO SIX WEEKS.

四至六週內。

I'M 78.

我78歲了

MY BONES ARE AS HOLLOW AND LIGHT AS RICE KRISPIES!

我的骨頭是像米飯餅乾一樣的光和光！

SNAP, CRACKLE, POP, JACK!

啪，啪，啪，傑克！

C'MON!" I WON!

來吧！"贏了！

HAVE I DONE THAT ALREADY?

我已經做過了嗎？

THE PRESIDENT-ELECT OFFICIALLY INTRODUCED HIS ECONOMIC TEAM

候任主席正式介紹其經濟團隊

TODAY, INCLUDING HIS PICK FOR TREASURY SECRETARY,

今天，包括他對財政部長的選擇。

FORMER FEDERAL RESERVE CHAIR AND DRACULA'S NANA, JANET YELLEN.

前聯邦儲備金主席和德拉庫拉的奶奶，珍妮特-耶倫。

IF CONFIRMED, YELLEN WOULD BE THE FIRST WOMAN TO HEAD THE

如果得到準許，葉倫將成為第一位擔任國家元首的女性。

TREASURY DEPARTMENT.

財政部：

FINALLY BREAKING THE CASH CEILING.

終於打破了現金的天花板。

TWO YEARS AGO, THE CURRENT PRESIDENT REPLACED HER AT THE

兩年前，現任主席接替了她的位置。

FEDERAL RESERVE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT YELLEN WAS TOO SHORT

聯邦儲備，因為他認為耶倫太短了。

TO BE FED CHAIR.

擬任FED主席。

HE EVEN PUT A SIGN OUT FRONT: "YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO

他甚至還在前面放了一個標語："你必須這麼高才行"。

MODERATE LONG-TERM INTEREST RATES."

中等長期利率。"

NOW, LIKE I SAID, IT'S DECEMBER, AND THAT MEANS THAT

現在，就像我說的，現在是12月，這意味著...

CHRISTMAS IS IN THE AIR.

聖誕節是在空氣中。