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You know, I'm concerned about something.
你知道,我擔心的東西。
Which is I know that you You told me a while ago.
這是我知道,你 你告訴我一會兒。
I think the last time I saw you that you were going to quit smoking this year.
我想最後一次見到你的時候,你是要在今年戒菸的。
This is a tough year to quit.
今年是個難熬的年份,戒不掉。
Smoking didn't pan out.
抽菸沒抽成。
You know, it's it's not the time.
你知道,現在還不是時候。
I was reading a few studies that said it.
我是看了一些研究報告說的。
Actually, it's sort of protects your lungs to smoke because, you know, from cove it because I think it toughens them up.
事實上,它是一種保護你的肺部吸菸,因為,你知道,從海灣它,因為我認為它的鋼筋他們。
Oh, I just thought that medically, it wasn't the best idea of the best time.
哦,我只是覺得從醫學上來說,這不是最好的主意,最好的時間。
Oh, this was that famous Marlboro study that just can't.
哦,這就是那個著名的萬寶路研究,只是不能。
Well, you know what I mean.
嗯,你知道我的意思。
I just e kind of, you know, that's why you took up smoking.
我只是一種,你知道, 這就是為什麼你拿起吸菸。
Yeah, like you, I got all excited.
是啊,和你一樣,我也很興奮。
I thought I gotta toughen up my lungs e looking them up, eh?
我想我得加強我的肺部力量,看看他們,嗯?
So I started chain smoking filtered, unfiltered cigarettes from the 19 thirties.
於是,我從三十年代開始連環抽過濾、不過濾的香菸。
Yeah, this is why Robert Mitchum still alive as we know.
是啊,這就是為什麼羅伯特・米徹姆還活著,因為我們知道。
So he's a well known survivor and, uh, is patient zero.
所以,他是一個眾所周知的倖存者, 呃,是零號病人。
So it is a obviously these air atrocious times, and you know it Z harrowing, that we're all living through this as if it's reasonable.
所以,這顯然是一個空氣殘暴的時代,你知道它Z令人痛心,我們都生活在這個彷彿是合理的。
You know, I actually think in many ways I've never been happier, You know, There's things I don't miss.
你知道,其實我覺得在很多方面 我從來沒有這麼開心過,你知道,有的東西我不想念。
I don't miss.
我不想念。
I never was interested in going a brunch with anyone or meeting somebody for coffee.
我從來沒有興趣和任何人一起去吃早午餐,也沒有興趣和別人一起去喝咖啡。
You know, a social person.
你知道,一個社會人。
You're not a very social person.
你不是一個很善於社交的人。
You as you said, you like the hibernate.
你如你所說,你喜歡休眠。
You want to go into a into a cave with a lot of salmon in your belly and just sleep through the winter, Right?
你想去一個山洞,肚子裡有很多三文魚,然後就睡一覺過冬,對吧?
That's what I like.
這就是我喜歡的。
But But Fred is more active, and that keeps me young.
但弗雷德更活躍,這讓我保持年輕。
Could you have more rings on right now?
你現在能不能多戴幾個戒指?
Would that be possible?
這可能嗎?
Is there room for more rings?
還有地方可以放更多的戒指嗎?
I'm gonna level with you.
我跟你說實話
I rarely am out of anything other than you know, T shirts and panties.
除了你知道的T恤和內褲之外,我很少有別的東西。
Okay, So the idea that I had an opportunity to actually put on all of my rings and that there's no need here for like, a full length, you know what I mean?
好吧,所以我的想法是,我有一個機會 實際上把我所有的戒指,有 沒有必要在這裡一樣,一個完整的長度, 你知道我的意思嗎?
That would give any indication of I'm really enjoying that.
這將給任何跡象表明,我真的很喜歡。
Everything is just so surreal.
一切都是那麼的超現實。
Conan, I really It doesn't for me.
柯南,我真的不喜歡。
Tell me.
告訴我
Tell me what are the things because you've told me a lot of what you don't like.
告訴我是什麼東西,因為你已經告訴我很多你不喜歡的東西。
What are like the three things you like to do during, You know what makes you happy?
你喜歡做的三件事是什麼,你知道什麼讓你快樂嗎?
If you just had to boil it down to three things smoking spending and Zelda the video game, I play that for about I would say 12 hours a day.
如果你只是不得不把它歸結為三件事 抽菸消費和塞爾達的視頻遊戲,我玩,大約我會說12小時一天。
I mean, in place of sleep, because I'm a busy person.
我的意思是,代替睡眠,因為我是一個忙碌的人。
But, um, yeah, I've been, you know, just periodically renting these, you know, shitty houses in the valley, that air just, you know, they're bad, but they have a pool on because, like Fred runs around.
但是,嗯,是的,我一直,你知道,只是定期 租這些,你知道,低劣的房子在山谷, 那空氣只是,你知道,他們是壞的, 但他們有一個游泳池上,因為, 像弗雷德跑來跑去。
But I just moved from, you know, the bed to the balcony, you know, to like, you know, do conference calls and change.
但我只是從,你知道,床到陽臺, 你知道,喜歡,你知道,做電話會議和改變。
It's not a healthy lifestyle.
這不是一種健康的生活方式。
So I've taken Thio getting these, you know, weird places.
所以我帶著Thio去了這些,你知道,奇怪的地方。
And, uh, I love to swim because you know, my joints in that great.
而且,呃,我喜歡游泳,因為你知道,我的關節是偉大的。
And, uh, I like to get in the water, move around a Obama quote, like, seven years ago, where he was like, You gotta exercise 20 minutes a day, and so I swim and I think about Obama 20 minutes and then, you know, I play Zelda for another seven hours.
而且,呃,我喜歡在水裡, 移動周圍的奧巴馬報價, 像,七年前,他是這樣的, 你得鍛鍊每天20分鐘, 所以我游泳,我想 奧巴馬20分鐘,然後,你知道, 我玩塞爾達另外七個小時。
You know, it's so funny because you are a young woman.
你知道,這很有趣,因為你是一個年輕的女人。
You're a young, vibrant woman, but you're coming across your boobs.
你是個年輕有活力的女人,但你的胸部卻橫空出世。
E said only in the boobs e I got boobs for days.
E說,只有在胸部E我有胸部天。
I got boobs like I'm telling you.
我有胸,就像我告訴你的那樣。
Um, but you you channel, you do channel this woman who's in her sixties and has a Zabar's bag.
嗯,但你... ...你的管道,你的管道這個女人誰是在她的60多歲,有一個Zabar的包。
Andi is wearing 95 rings and a bunch of cats.
安迪戴著95個戒指和一群貓。
That's who you be.
這就是你的身份
That's somehow times your personality.
這是某種程度上倍於你的個性。
Even though you were this this very young, vibrant, attractive woman it seems like you can't wait to be an old crazy lady.
雖然你是這個這個非常年輕,充滿活力,有吸引力的女人,但似乎你已經迫不及待地想成為一個老瘋婆子了。
You just can't wait, you know?
你就是等不及了,你知道嗎?
And why should I mean, I don't have thio.
為什麼我的意思是,我沒有Thio。
I just feel like, you know, we make up these rules, you know, I think about ah, Young Gary Oldman playing Sid Vicious at the End of City.
我只是覺得,你知道,我們制定了這些規則,你知道,我想啊,年輕的加里-奧德曼扮演西德-惡毒在城市的盡頭。
Sid and Nancy singing my way.
希德和南希在我這邊唱歌。
And I think you know what's the problem here?
我想你知道這裡的問題是什麼?
There is no problems, only solutions.
沒有問題,只有解決辦法。
So how did you get How did you get from Gary Oldman playing Sid Vicious two.
那麼,你是怎麼從加里-奧德曼扮演的西德-凶惡二。
There are no problems.
沒有問題。
How connection?
如何連接?
There.
好了
You know what could get in here?
你知道什麼東西能進到這裡來嗎?
Honey, get in here.
親愛的,進來吧
Okay.
好吧,我知道了