There's gold in these hills, and I'm gonna find E mean.

Yeah, those are definitely the O g.

Gold diggers.

But I think the more common image that comes to mind is.

And in 2019, we now have a new evolved version, the emotional gold Digger.

I am Amber.

Hi.

I'm gonna need you to be my substitute therapist by listening to talk nonstop for several hours and you're gonna provide me with extensive emotional support.

And I'm not gonna reciprocate that kind of stuff for you at all.

And the signs that you're dealing with an emotional gold digger are pretty similar to the signs of a regular gold digger.

Just swap out money with emotion.

So whereas a gold digger is curious about your economic caliber and emotional gold, Digger wants to know about your compassion caliber.

So how many best friends have you had?

Had a few in my life, I guess.

And are you like a good best friend?

Well, I tried toe, appreciate them and be good to them.

Oh, okay.

Do you, like, remember their birthdays and plan outings and sacrifice your personal needs?

to pacify them.

Thistle is a strange line of questioning.

Is it?

An emotional gold digger will try to force and fast track intimacy with you.

They'll dump their entire life story despite barely knowing you.

When I was six, I was pretending to be a reporter and reporting on what You shouldn't roll off of a bunk bed.

But then I actually rolled off the bunk bed and hurt myself.

And I think that's why I became an actor.

And then when I was seven, I fell off my bike on this hill and I ran to my mom.

I was bleeding and I was crying and she didn't even care.

And I think that's why I became an actor and then when I was eight and much like how a gold digger wants expensive gifts.

Emotional gold diggers want expensive gifts.

Jeffs.

I know it's gifts, but I say gifts cause I'm honoring the person who created it.

But whatever gifts you didn't send me any means today, Amber, what you're supposed to send me means every day.

That's how I equate our friendship.

Best friends send each other instead.

D M names.

Sorry, had a busy day so busy you couldn't take two seconds to send me a post from the holistic psychologist or some witchy moon omens.

I'm sorry you should be tomorrow.

I better get double the names or this friendship is over.

Okay, in all seriousness, memes are the currency of the modern digital age, and I wholly judge all of my friendships based on who is sending them to me.

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