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THREE WEEKS FROM TODAY.

ARE YOU LOCKED IN?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

>> NO.

>> James: WHEN DO YOU NORMALLY DO YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING?

>> Reggie: THROUGHOUT THE YEAR.

>> James: SO YOU SEE SOMETHING IN MARCH AND SAY THAT WILL BE

LOVELY FOR JAMES, I'LL NEVER GIVE IT TO HIM.

I CAN IMAGINE THAT'S ONLY WHAT IS HAPPENING.

>> Reggie: IT'S JUST THE THOUGHT OF GIVING YOU THE GIFT

IS ENOUGH.

>> James: THOUGHT AT COUNTS.

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> James: IT'S TRUE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT, IT'S THE

THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.

AND WHEN THEY SAY I THOUGHT ABOUT BUYING YOU A GIFT BUT

DIDN'T, NO ONE RESPONDS AND SAYS, IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT

COUNTS.

YOU KNOW ME, YOU KNOW ME, I JUST SAY IT HOW IT IS.

YOUR HAIR LOOKS FANTASTIC.

( LAUGHTER ) >> I'M A STRAIGHT SHOOTER.

THE MORE BURGUNDY YOU WEAR THE BETTER YOU LOOK.

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: YOU READY FOR

CHRISTMAS?

>> I'M DONE, MAN.

I'M JEWISH.

HANUKKAH WILL SNEAK UP ON YOU OUT OF NOWHERE, SO YOU'VE GOT TO

FERN YOUR SHOPPING BY THE END OF OCTOBER BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE

NOVEMBER 1 ONE YEAR, IT MIGHT BE APRIL 10th.

>> James: YOU'VE BOUGHT ALL THE GIFTS ALREADY?

>> YEAH.

>> James: WOW.

SO YOU'RE COMPLETELY DONE.

>> I'M TONE.

>> James: I'VE GOT NOTHING.

I NORMALLY DO IT CHRISTMAS EVE.

I GENUINELY DO.

THERE'S NO ONE IN THE STORES, AND THERE IS NO OPTION.

YOU'VE GOT TO GET IT BECAUSE I'LL SEE SOMETHING AND I'LL GO,

AH, I'LL REMEMBER THAT, BUT I MIGHT SEE SOMETHING ELSE.

I'LL NEVER REMEMBER THAT.

SO CHRISTMAS EVE, NO CHOICE, DONE, YOU DO IT, YOU WRAP IT IN

TINFOIL AND THAT'S IT.

>> Reggie: I'M DOING THAT.

I'M DOING THAT.

>> James: IT'S 100% THE WAY.

YOU DON'T NEED ANY TAPE.

>> SCOTCH TAPE.

>> James: SCOTCH TAPE, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.

( LAUGHTER ) I'LL LET YOU OFF THAT ONE.

BUT THE THING WITH TINFOIL, YOU KNOW, DO YOU CALL IT TINFOIL.

>> James: ALUMINUM BOIL FOYLE?

TINFOIL.

>> James: REYNOLDS WRAP, WHAT IS IT?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

ALUMINUM.

>> ALUMINUM.

>> James: GET THE GIFT, SCRUNCH IT UP, DONE.

>> THAT'S SO SMART.

>> James: AND KIND OF LOOKS CHRISTMASY.

>> Reggie: YEP.

>> James: LOOKS LIKES LEFTOVERS.

THAT'S HOW THEY WRAP THINGS UP AT A RESTAURANT.

>> James: IF YOU KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH YOU KNOW I'VE NEVER EVER

HAD LEFTOVERS.

IF I WALK INTO A ROOM WITH THAT, NO ONE'S EVER LOOKED AT ME AND

SAID, HE MUST HAVE LEFT SOME FOOD.

( LAUGHTER ) I REMEMBER SO VIVIDLY, I WAS,

LIKE, 19, I WAS WALKING DOWN A HOTEL CORRIDOR, AND SOMEONE HAD

PUT THEIR TRAY OUTSIDE THE ROOM AND IT WAS, LIKE, HALF A BURGER

AND FRIES AND IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I'D EVER SEEN ANYONE LEAVE

FOOD.

( LAUGHTER ) I TINTED EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A

THING THEY DID!

I WAS, LIKE, WOW!

THEY WERE FULL AND DIDN'T EAT UNTIL THEY COULDN'T BREATHE!

WHICH IS FRANKLY MY ENTIRE EXPERIENCE GROWING UP.

>> I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS IN MY HEART --

>> James: YES, I DID.

ME, TOO.

>> James: YES, I DID.

EVERY TIME.

IT WILL BE THE FIRST THING TOY ONCE THE VACCINE IS OUT.

>> James: 100%.

EVEN FOUND A COUPLE OF BREAD ROLLS AT THE OTHER END OF THE

CORRIDOR.

( LAUGHTER ) AND THEN I'M, LIKE, WHY AM I

ORDERING ROOM SERVICE?

I COULD TRAVEL AROUND THE CORRIDORS, SUSHI, SALMON, TWO

QUARTERS OF A CASE DeIA, AND TOOK THE BEST BACK FOR MY WIFE.

>> WRAPPED UP IN FOIL, MERRY CHRISTMAS.

>> James: THAT'S IT.

LET'S LOOK AT SOME NEWS.

I KNOW YOU'RE, LIKE, WHAT HAPPENED IN THE NEWS TODAY.

EVERY DAY, WE START WITH THE NEWS LIKE THIS ISN'T NEWS YOU

ALREADY KNOW.

PRESIDENT TRUMP'S LEGAL TEAM IS STILL MAKING A LAST DITCH EFFORT

GIULIANI WAS MAKING HIS EFFORT TO GET FRAUD INVESTIGATED.

HE HAS BEEN IN PHILADELPHIA, ARIZONA AND NOW MICHIGAN.

IT'S LIKE A WHERE'S WALDO EXCEPT YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO INTEREST

IN FINDING HIM.

LAST NIGHT'S TELEVISED HEARING, GIULIANI INTRODUCED A STAR

WITNESS WHO ENDED UP GOING VIRAL BECAUSE OF HER...

ATTITUDE.

TAKE A LOOK AT HOW SHE STRESSED HER CREDIBILITY.

>> NOY WHAT I SAW AND I SIGNED SOMETHING SAYING IF I'M I DON'T

CAN GO TO PRISON.

DID YOU?

>> NO >> JAMES: GOTTA SAY, I THINK

SHE'D CRUSH IT IN PRISON.

TO BE FAIR, SHE DOES LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO HAS SPENT

TIME IN DISNEYLAND JAIL.

( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS THEIR "STAR WITNESS?"

THAT LOOKED LIKE A SCENE FROM "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL KARENS

UNIT."

THAT WASN'T ALL.

AT ANOTHER POINT, THIS SO-CALLED "STAR WITNESS" ACCUSED A

REPUBLICAN STATE SENATOR OF TAMPERING WITH ELECTION RESULTS.

>> SO IS THAT -- JOHN'S QUESTION AND THEN.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS HIS ANSWER.

>> MY QUESTION IS WE'RE NOT SEEING THE POLL BOOK OFF BY

30,000 VOTES.

>> WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO IT, TAKE IT AND DO SOMETHING CRAZY TO IT?

( LAUGHTER ) >> JAMES: YOU KNOW SHE DROPPED

THAT LINE AND THEN IN HER HEAD SHE WAS LIKE "CHECK AND MATE."

( LAUGHTER ) I'M GOING TO BET THIS IS THE

ONLY VIDEO OF HER WHERE SHE ISN'T WALKING DOWN THE STREET

CRYING, HOLDING HER HEELS IN HER HAND YELLING, I WANT TO GO TO A

WAFFLE HOUSE!

( LAUGHTER ) YOU SHUT UP!

I'M GOING TO CALL AN UBER.

IT'S MY SHOE.

( LAUGHTER ) IT GOT SO BAD THAT AT ONE POINT

RUDY GIULIANI REACHED OVER AND TRIED TO SHUSH HER. TAKE A LOOK.

>> TAKE A LOOK AND SEE HOW MANY REGISTERED VOTERS ARE ON THERE.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT.

>> I'M TRYING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT.

>> THERE ARE ZERO.

ZERO.

THERE'S ZERO.

>> MY QUESTION IS, IF THE -- THAT'S HOW MANY, WAIT -- WHAT

ABOUT THE TURNOUT RATE?

120 PERCENT?

>> James: GOOD MOVE, RUDY, SHE SEEMS THE KIND OF PERSON WHO

HE'S A PATIENT MAN, BUT HE WILL NOT BE OUT-CRAZIED.

HER ATTITUDE WAS SO OVER-THE-TOP, AT ONE POINT THE

COMMITTEE TRIED TO CALM HER DOWN BY SAYING, JUST BE CALM.

WHY DON'T YOU SHARE SOME OF YOUR THOUGHTS

ABOUT BEING FORCED TO WEAR MASKS?"

( LAUGHTER ) AND DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?

IN ORDER TO HELP DEMONSTRATE THE SAFETY OF THE COVID 19 VACCINE.

FORMER PRESIDENTS CLINTON, BUSH AND OBAMA HAVE SAID THAT THEY

ARE WILLING TO TAKE THE VACCINE LIVE ON TELEVISION.

I DON'T KNOW, IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE THEY JUST WANT TO GET THE

FIRST VACCINES.

>> I THOUGHT THAT.

>> James: I'LL DO IT!

I'LL DO IT ON TV TO SHOW IT'S SAFE.

CAN MY FAMILY ALSO GET ONE?

( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS TRUE, CLINTON, BUSH,

OBAMA AND ME, THE BIG FOUR.

( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW US.

WE'RE NEVER NOT TOGETHER.

WE'RE IN A GROUP CALL THE WHAT'S THAT'S.

I LIKE THIS IDEA OF THEM DOING IT ON TV.

THEY SHOULD HAVE ALL OF THEM TAKE THE VACCINE DURING NEW

YEAR'S EVE ROCKIN' EVE.

FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO OW!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

( LAUGHTER ) WITH CHRISTMAS COMING UP, WE

WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS, A WOMAN IN AUSTRALIA WAS

SURPRISED TO FIND AN UNEXPECTED VISITOR HAD MADE ITSELF AT HOME

IN HER FAKE CHRISTMAS TREE: THIS ADORABLE KOALA.

LOOK AT THAT.

HONESTLY, I JUST ASSUMED THAT'S WHAT THEY DO IN AUSTRALIA.

THE ONLY WAY THIS COULD BE MORE OF A CLICHEÉ IS IF THE KOALA WAS

WEARING A HAT WITH CORKS ON IT DRINKING A FOSTERS, AND

WRESTLING A MASSIVE CROCODILE WHILE GRILLING SOME SHRIMP ON

THE BARBIE.

THE KOALA MADE ITSELF AT HOME ON HER FAKE CHRISTMAS TREE, WHICH

IS WAY BETTER THAN LAST YEAR WHEN THIS HAPPENED.

( LAUGHTER ) AND, FINALLY, SOME BIG NEWS OUT

OF SOUTHEAST ASIA.

SINGAPORE IS NOW THE FIRST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD TO APPROVE

THE SALE OF LAB-CREATED MEAT.

THIS IS A HUGE STEP.

SCIENTISTS SAY AN ACHIEVEMENT LIKE THIS IS VERY RARE... TO

MEDIUM-RARE.

( LAUGHTER ) SO NOW YOU CAN GET YOUR PROTEIN

STRAIGHT FROM THE MEAT LAB, WHICH IS ALSO WHAT I CALL THE

CHILDHOOD HOME OF THE HEMSWORTHS.

( LAUGHTER ) MEAT LAB.

I'D LIKE TO START A CLUB NIGHT WITH YOU GUILLERMO CALLED THE

MEAT LAB.

>> WHAT CITY?

>> James: I'D LIKE TO DO IT IN DOWNTOWN L.A., GUILLERMO AND

JAMES' MEAT LAB, ONLY RULE, NO ONE WEARS A TOP.

>> WE SHOULD DO IT WHEN QUARANTINE'S --

>> James: FOR SURE.

YEAH.

>> James: I THINK PEOPLE WILL BE DOWN TO THE MEAT LAB.

REALLY DARK.

NEVER GETS WEIRD.

>> IT'S REALLY DARK AND NEVER GETS WEIRD?

>> James: YEAH.

IMPOSSIBLE.

>> James: IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU AFTER LAST NIGHT'S REVELATIONS.

>> I'M DISAPPOINTED, JAMES.

>> James: DID YOU GET ANY MESSAGE FROM YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S

PARENTS?

>> THEY LOVED IT.

>> James: DID THEY, FOR REAL?

YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

>> James: DID YOU MANAGE TO HAVE AN OPEN AND HONEST

CONVERSATION ABOUT THE SWINGING?

( LAUGHTER ) >> I WISH I COULD HAVE, BUT

THERE WASN'T ENOUGH TIME.

>> James: NO.

YOU HAD TO GET TO A SWINGER'S CLUB.

( LAUGHTER ) I THINK IT'S A GREAT

ADVANCEMENT, I DO.

LAB-GROWN MEAT, THIS IS THE FUTURE.

BUT NOT EVERYONE THINKS LAB-CREATED MEAT IS A GOOD IDEA.

THIS WOMAN, FOR EXAMPLE, IS PRETTY SUSPICIOUS.

>> WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO, TAKE IT AND DO SOMETHING CRAZY TO IT?