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My goodness.
Goodness gracious.
God bless you.
I'm just a tad, but, uh, nervous because I'm wondering when I walked out here, do you think to yourself, uh, who that's that's That's that's That's a big dude or oh, who That za fat dude.
I mean, I'm I'm floating.
I mean, naked.
I'm fat.
But when?
When?
When I got on clothes.
I mean, I know how toe you know I know how toe stand.
So nobody really Kentucky.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait.
All right.
Here.
Here's my I'm not fat.
Stand right.
Wake.
Sure.
Uh, that's it right there.
Make sure my chins not poked out because I don't want to double chin.
And also, here's when you're legally fat is when you get a stomach and, uh, you know, underneath your stomach like a ass in the front, you're not supposed to turn your draws backwards, and they they fit better.
I, uh Oh, my goodness.
Oh, man.
I'm see this thing.
I'm I'm nervous, but I'm trying to be cool because that's the rules in the ghetto.
I wish it was a holiday just once.
Where just, you know, black people have to be cool It, You know, it takes a lot out of me.
I gotta be cool, You know, all the time.
Can't smile Ever You ever see a black man giggle?
Just yeah, You get robbed, You can't giggle in the ghetto.
I gotta pretend I'm cool all the time.
I can't You know what I mean?
I'm a Beatles fan.
I'm a closet Beatles fan.
I don't listen to Beatles States.
I listen to Beatles stage in the corner like because I can't be cool.
You know I can't be a gangster, you know, driving through Harlem, trying.
We all live in a way.
Your sunny Yes, son way only.
Hey, yo, Hey, dude, you owe me some You look, let me tell you something.
I gotta have my money in two days.
Boy, you've got two days.
Oh, yeah.
Tell you something.
Yeah, I hope you are.
Oh, man.
You know what in stress to, man, because I don't like stress, but, you know, women, uh, keep your keep your booty's nice because, uh, you know, guys, you know what I mean.
We become good friends when we because you can't enjoy a nice booty by yourself.
You know.
I'm saying nice booty alone.
You're looking.
He started looking for something.
Yeah.
You need a witness.
You know, if I was stand next toe, you know, I mean, if I was standing next to a Klan member and a woman walked by.
Hey, man.
But with hoods, you could see mhm white guys got a signal for nice, nice booty.
And it's subtle.
It doesn't involve, like, verbal content.
You don't really have to talk.
You just, you know, if I'm staying next to the bus stop is universal.
White guys signal for nice booty and a woman walked by.
Don't confuse that.
Don't confuse that with nice chest.
That's different, you know?
Nice chest.
Ah, on black man.
Brother Blackman turned a different trailer quiz.
We see a nice as we like.
Boom, boom, boom.
I get this to a lot of times I get like, like, you know, like fat people.
I don't know, like a you know, fat strangers.
They speak to me in the middle of street, like we got some sort of, you know, bond or something like Hey, hey, I eat too.
I don't know.
You get extra happy, like, you know, you know, like like I do comments like, Oh, we have a voice.
Uh oh, my goodness.
Oh, man.
A big man represent, man, Represent.
I represent what you know.
You know, fat people When when I become the leader of fat people I don't want to lead fat people know where we're going to march The million pound march We gonna walk on sleep, you know, like a Malcolm X x l or something, you know.
Hey, Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Appreciate.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for you.
Send everybody.