I do not have a tiny face.

I have a normal size face and a large body.

That's a totally different deal, bro.

- Is not.

- Is too.

- Is not.

- Is too.

- Is too.

- Is not, wait a second.

- Uh oh, Grapefruit,

looks like you pulled an about face.

Don't be mad, it was just a little tiny one.

- Alright, that's it.

- Hey guys, what's up?

- Sorry Pokemon Ball, this must be done.

- But I just got back from the hospital.

Please no, not again.

- Whoa.

- Wow.

- Man do my abs look great,

maybe I should consider staying animated all the time.

- Congrats Grapefruit, your face is normal-sized

in this animation style.

- Hey, it was normal sized to begin with.

- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, too 'Toon?

- Enough of this talking.

Why should I talk when I'm carrying a big stick of

TNT, I choose you!

- Boom goes the dynamite!

- It's a Kitchen-Mon battle you want, is it?

Well who am I to re-fuse?

- Passion, I choose you!

- Girl power!

- Orange chooses Passion, big surprise there.

- What do you mean?

- Dude, even I know you have the hots for her

and I've been here like 10 seconds.

- Oh yeah, well unfortunately for you,

she's got the "hots" for you, throw them some heat, Passion!

- Oh no, fire, my only weakness!

- Whoa, talk about the throws of Passion.

- Forgive me for not laughing, you just took out TNT.

- Yeah, that must really blow.

- No matter, 'cause I'll strike gold

with my next Kitchen-Mon, Liam the Leprechaun, I choose you!

- Your luck's run out Orange!

- You've got the tiny ginger as one of your Kitchen-Mon.

I'm really green with envy!

- Well you'll be seeing red

after you get a taste of me Saint Patties!

- Best take clover.

- Oh no.

- Oh no, Passion, you look ashen!

- And now she'll leave in rainbow fashion!

- How about it, Orange?

You give up now?

- Not a chance, Grapefruit.

The fight is young, very young.

Baby Carrot, I choose you!

- Whoa, this is crazy, I'm just a baby.

- It's but a wee little baby.

- Come on Orange,

this is a Kitchen-Mon battle, not day care.

- Laugh all you want, we don't carrot all!

You'll be rattled

once you get a load of Baby Carrot's rattle.

- I'm a baby.

- Wait, that's it??

You may have rocked the kitchen a wee bit there

but 'twas apparently a sham-rock.

- Oh, was it?

- A trap!

- What, I cannot believe I lost to you again!

- Seems to me you better face facts.

- Orange, I do not have a tiny face!

- Tiny face got second place

while Orange duo won the duel!

We did it, baby Carrot!

- I'm a baby.

♪ I wanna be the very best ♪

♪ Like no fruit ever was ♪

♪ My skin makes for delicious zest ♪

♪ And I'll annoy you just because ♪

♪ Kitchen-Mon ♪

♪ Gotta catch them all ♪

♪ I'll touch my eye with my tongue ♪

♪ Kitchen-Mon ♪

♪ Ooh, you're my best friend ♪

♪ In a world we must defend ♪

♪ Kitchen-Mon ♪

♪ Gotta catch them all ♪

♪ A fruit so true ♪

♪ My teeth are a yellow hue ♪

♪ You fart on me ♪

♪ And I'll fart on you ♪

♪ Kitchen-Mon ♪

♪ Gotta catch them all ♪

♪ Gotta catch them all ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

(upbeat music)