VACCINES ACROSS THE COUNTRY?

WIDESPREAD SHIPPING, OF COURSE, IS NOTHING NEW, BUT SUBZERO

WIDESPREAD SHIPPING, WE'VE NEVER DONE THAT.

>> THE PFIZER VACCINE REQUIRES STORAGE IN SPECIAL ULTRA-COLD

FREEZERS.

LEFT OUT TOO LONG AT ROOM TEMPERATURE, AND IT SPOILS.

( BELL RINGING ) >> HERE COMES MR. SOFTEE, THE

SOFT ICE CREAM MAN!

>> HEY, MR. SOFTEE, DO YOU THINK THEY'LL EVER COME UP WITH A CURE

FOR HAVING AN ICE CREAM CONE FOR A HEAD?

>> (LAUGHING) NO, LITTLE TIMMY, I DON'T, BECAUSE WHAT MR. SOFTEE

HAS ISN'T ANY SORT OF OF DISEASE.

WHAT MR. SOFTEE HAS IS -- ( SUSPENSFUL SOUNDS )

-- A CURSE.

( LIGHTNING AND THUNDER )

>> Announcer: IT'S A "LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!