VACCINES ACROSS THE COUNTRY?

全國各地的疫苗？

WIDESPREAD SHIPPING, OF COURSE, IS NOTHING NEW, BUT SUBZERO

寬幅運輸，當然，已經不是什麼新鮮事了，但SubZERO

WIDESPREAD SHIPPING, WE'VE NEVER DONE THAT.

大範圍運輸，我們從來沒有這樣做過。

>> THE PFIZER VACCINE REQUIRES STORAGE IN SPECIAL ULTRA-COLD

>> PFIZER 疫苗需要儲存在特殊的超低溫環境中。

FREEZERS.

冷凍機：

LEFT OUT TOO LONG AT ROOM TEMPERATURE, AND IT SPOILS.

在室溫下放置時間過長，就會被破壞。

( BELL RINGING ) >> HERE COMES MR. SOFTEE, THE

( 鈴聲 ) >> 先生來了。蘇菲

SOFT ICE CREAM MAN!

軟冰淇淋人！

>> HEY, MR. SOFTEE, DO YOU THINK THEY'LL EVER COME UP WITH A CURE

>> 嘿，蘇菲先生，你覺得他們會不會找到治療方法？

FOR HAVING AN ICE CREAM CONE FOR A HEAD?

因為有一個冰淇淋筒的頭？

>> (LAUGHING) NO, LITTLE TIMMY, I DON'T, BECAUSE WHAT MR. SOFTEE

>> 不，小TIMMY，我沒有，因為什麼先生。SOFTEE

HAS ISN'T ANY SORT OF OF DISEASE.

是沒有任何病症。

WHAT MR. SOFTEE HAS IS -- ( SUSPENSFUL SOUNDS )

什麼先生。SOFTEE是 - （可疑的聲音）。

-- A CURSE.

-- 一個詛咒。

( LIGHTNING AND THUNDER )

（閃電和雷鳴）

>> Announcer: IT'S A "LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!

>> 播音員: It's a "Late Show" with STEPHEN COLBERT:這是一個 "晚間秀 "與史蒂芬-科爾伯特！