HANUKKAH, SO HAPPY HANUKKAH TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE.

哈努卡，所以快樂的哈努卡 所有誰慶祝。

I CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS BUT IN HONOR OF HANUKKAH TODAY I LISS I

我慶祝聖誕節，但為了紀念今天的哈努卡，我愛我自己

COMPROMISED AND LISTENED TO CHRISTMAS MUSIC BY NEIL DIAMOND.

COMPROMISED並聽取了NEIL DIAMOND的聖誕音樂。

I LOVE HANUKKAH, IT IS THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS.

我愛HANUKKAH，它是燈光的節日。

YOU KNOW, WE HONOR THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTEDS, THE LIGHTS, THE

你知道嗎，我們向燈光節致敬，燈光，燈光，燈光。

FESTIVAL LIGHTS.

節日燈光。

YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT-- I DON'T KNOW A MASSIVE-- IAN, HELP ME

你知道，那是什麼 - 我不知道一個巨大的 - 艾恩，幫助我。

OUT.

出。

I DON'T KNOW A HUGE AMOUNT ABOUT IT.

我對它一無所知。

>> YOU ARE PRETTY CLOSE.

>> 你已經很接近了。

>> James: YEAH?

>> 詹姆斯。YEAH？

>> YEAH, ANCIENT ISRAEL WAS OCCUPIED BY A GREEK SYRIAN

>> 是的，古代的以色列被希臘的敘利亞人佔領了。

EMPIRE LED BY KING-- WHO DIDN'T LET US PRACTICE OUR RELIGION AND

國王上司的帝國 -- 他沒有讓我們實踐我們的宗教和。

WANTED US TO WORSHIP THE GREEK GOD SO THEY DES CRATED OUR TERP

他們想讓我們崇拜希臘的上帝，所以他們把我們的屍體刻在了十字架上。

EL AND THEN LIKE A BUNCH OF JEWS WENT UP TO THE HILLS AND LEAD BY

然後像一群猶太人一樣上了山，在他們的帶領下。

THIS GUY MACABEE JUST POPPED DOWN AND STARTED WASTING THEM

這傢伙MACABEE只是突然出現，並開始浪費他們。

UNTIL THEY LEFT AND WE WENT DOWN TO THE TERCH EL AND WERE LIKE

直到他們離開，我們去了TERCH EL，就像。

OH, MAN THERE IS ONLY OIL FOR ONE DAY AND IT LASTED FOR EIGHT

哦，天啊，只有一天的油，卻持續了八天。

DAYS SO IT IS A LITTLE BIT ABOUT LIGHT AND A LOT ABOUT US DOING

所以這是一個關於光的小問題，而很多關於我們做的

CALL OF [BLEEP] IN THIS.

呼叫[BLEEP]在這。

>> James: THAT RESPONSE WAS LONGER THAN I THOUGHT, WE MIGHT

>> 詹姆斯。那條回覆比我想象的要長，我們可能會。

HAVE TO CANCEL MEGAN THEE STALLION.

不得不取消梅根舞臺。

LET'S LOOK AT HEADLINES.

讓我們來看看頭條新聞。

WE HAVE EXCITING NEWS TO REPORT.

我們有令人振奮的消息要報告。

AT LONG LAST ALL 50 STATES HAVE NOW CERTIFIED THEIR ELECTION

終於，所有50個州的選舉都通過了認證。

RESULTS OR AS TRUMP CALLS IT, NO, THEY DIDN'T.

結果或如特朗普所說，不，他們沒有。

WEST VIRGINIA BECAME THE FINAL STATE TO CERTIFY THEIR ELECTION.

西弗吉尼亞州成為最後一個證明其選舉的州。

THEY MADE IT OFFICIAL LAST NIGHT.

他們做了它的官方昨晚。

WEST VIRGINIA IS BASICALLY LIKE THAT FRIEND WHO RS-- RSVP'S THE

西弗吉尼亞州基本上就像那個朋友一樣，RS -- RSVP的。

DAY BEFORE YOUR WEDDING JUST TO MAKE IT ABOUT THEM AM YOU KNOW,

在你婚禮前一天，只是為了讓你知道他們的事。

BUT THIS IS BIG NEWS.

但這是個大新聞。

EVERY STATE NOW IS CERTIFIED AND AMAZINGLY STEER KORNACKI REFUSED

現在每個州都得到了認證，而且令人驚訝的是，斯蒂爾-科爾納基拒絕了。

TO STOP REPORTING RESULT UNTIL IT WAS ALWAYS OFFICIAL.

停止報告結果，直到它始終是官方的。

HE GOT A PHOTO HERE AT THE END OF HIM AT THE END OF HIS WORKING

他在工作結束時拍了一張照片。

DAY.

天。

OF COURSE JOE BIED EVERYONE IS ALREADY MAKING PLANS TO MOVE

當然，喬-比埃德大家都已經開始計劃搬家了。

INTO THE WHITE HOUSE NEXT MONTH AND TODAY IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT

下個月進入白宮，今天又宣佈

BIDEN PLANS TO QUOALT THOROUGHLY CLEAN AND DISINEFFECT ALL

BIDEN計劃徹底清潔和消除所有的品質。

FURNITURE, DOOR NOBODIES AND LIGHT SWIMPS BEFORE HIS HE AND

傢俱、門櫃和燈光游泳，在他和他的妻子之前。

HIS TEAM MOVES IN.

他的團隊移動。

TO BE FAIR HE WOULD HAVE DONE THAT CORONAVIRUS OR NOT.

平心而論，他應該已經做了，冠狀病毒或沒有。

I DON'T REALLY SEE THIS AS A BIG STORY.

我真的不認為這是一個大的故事。

I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ANYBODY GO OH, WE JUST GOT THE KEYS TO OUR

我從來沒有聽說過任何人去 哦，我們只是得到了我們的鑰匙。

NEW PLACE.

新地方：

OH, CONGRATS, YOU CLOSED, YEAH, GOT THE KEYS, WE'RE NOT GOING TO

哦，祝賀你，你關閉，是的，得到了鑰匙，我們不打算

CLEAN T WE'RE JUST GOING TO GO IN.

清理T我們只是要進去。

WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON THE CLEANLINESS, HOW ARE YOU ON

你喜歡什麼清潔，你是如何的？

CLEANLINESS?

潔淨度？

>> Reggie: WELL, I GREW UP WITH MY MOTHER AS A HOUSECLEANER

>> 雷吉：好吧，我是和我媽媽一起長大的，是個家庭清潔工。

FOR THE AIR FORCE BASE, SO SHE HAD TO DO WHITE GLOVE

為空軍基地，所以她必須做白手套。

INSPECTIONS, SO MY HOUSE GETS CLEANED TWICE A WEEK.

檢驗，所以我的房子每週都要打掃兩次。

>> James: OH, GOOD FOR YOU.

>> 詹姆斯。哦，對你有好處。

I BOUGHT MY PARENTS-- WE NEVER HAD TO CLEAN, I BOUGHT MY

我買了我的父母... ... 我們從來不需要打掃，我買了我的父母。

PARENTS A CLEANER TO GO IN THREE DAYS A WEEK.

家長們每週三天就能用上一臺清潔機。

I THOUGHT JUST TAKE THE LOAD OFF MY MUM, I GOT NEM A CLEANER.

我想只要減輕我媽的負擔，我就給她買個清潔器。

AND MY MOM CLEANED UP BEFORE THE CLEANER CAME.

而我媽在清潔工來之前就清理好了。

BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT THE CLEANERS TO THINK THAT SHE WAS

因為她不想讓清潔工人認為她是...

MUKY AND DIRTY.

MUKY和骯髒的。

AND I WAS LIKE.

而我就像。

>> I DO THAT TOO.

>> 我也是這樣做的。

>> James: THEN MUM, THAT IS REALLY JUST A WASTE OF MY.

>> 詹姆斯。那麼媽媽，這真的只是浪費我的。

>> I DON'T WANT THEM COME IN THE HOUSE, THE DISHES AND YOU KNOW

>> 我不想讓他們進屋，菜品，你知道的。

SWRZ WELL, WHAT IS SHE DOING THEN, JUST COMING IN AND SORT OF

她現在在做什麼，只是進來看看，然後... ...

WANDERING AROUND THE HOUSE.

在房子周圍徘徊。

>> I REALLY LIKE TO, WE HAD COFFEE THE OTHER DAY AND SHE

>> 我真的很想，我們那天喝了咖啡，而她... ...

HEADED OUTLINING-- TRUE, THEY'RE DISINFECTING EVERYONE.

頭部的outlining -- 真，他們正在disINFECTING每個人。

I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS TO DONALD AND MELANIA'S OLD BEDK SORRY LET

我想知道唐納德和梅蘭妮亞的老床發生了什麼事，對不起，讓我們

ME DO THAT AGAIN, I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS TO DONALD AND MELANIA'S

我再做一次，我想知道發生了什麼事 唐納德和梅拉尼婭的。

TWO BEDS.

兩間臥室。

IT IS A BIG JOB SHOW THOUGH, A BIG JOB THOUGH, HERE IS HOW FAR

這是一個大的工作秀的想法，一個大的工作的想法，這裡是多遠。

BIDEN IS TAKING IT, HIS NEW SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR WILL

比登正在接受它，他的新內務部將會...

BE ONE OF THE SCRUBBING BUBBLES.

成為 "擦邊球 "中的一員。

I GOT TO LEVEL WITH YOU, AMERICA, THAT IS A REFERENCE I

我得跟你談談，美國，那是我的參考資料。

KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.

什麼都不知道。

>> Reggie: NICE.

>> 雷吉：不錯。

>> James: I HAVE NO IDEA.

>> 詹姆斯。我不知道。

I WENT ALONG WITH IT THROUGH THE MONO, SOMEONE WITH THE GRAPHIC,

我通過單聲道，有人與圖形。

THEY SHOWED ME THE GRAPHIC.

他們給我看了圖形。

I'M SEEING THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME.

我第一次看到這個。

WHAT ARE THE SCRUBBING BUBBLES.

什麼是擦洗氣泡。

>> IT IS ANOTHER HANUKKAH THING.

>> 它是另一個HANUKKAH的東西。

>> James: GOOD NAME FOR A BAND THOUGH.

>> 詹姆斯。好名字的樂隊，但。

>> OH, SCRUBBING BUBBLES.

>> 哦，擦拭氣泡。

>> SCUBIN BUBBLES BUT WITHOUT A G, SCRUBIN BUBBLES.

>>SCUBIN BUBBLES但沒有A G，SCUBIN BUBBLES。

>> PUFFY HAD A BAND CALLED FUZZ BUBBLE ONCE.

>> PUFFY曾經有一個叫FUZZ BUBBLE的樂隊。

>> James: WHO DID.

>> 詹姆斯。誰做的。

>> PUFF, A BAND I AUDITIONED FOR ONCE, IT WAS CALLED FUZZ BUBBLE.

>> PUFF，我曾經試聽過的一個樂隊，它叫FUZZ BUBBLE。

>> James: FUZZ BUBBLE, WHAT IS IT LIKE AS AN AUDITION FOR A

>> 詹姆斯：FUZZ BUBBLE, what is it like as a audition for a

DRUMMER.

DRUMMER：

I GET IF YOU ARE A SINGER YOU SING A SONG, IF YOU ARE A

我明白了，如果你是一個歌手，你唱一首歌，如果你是一個。

GUITAR, I GOT THIS.

吉他，我得到了這個。

BA BA BOUN.

BA BA BOUN。

I GET TRK HI, I PLACE-BASE, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT.

我得到的TRK喜，我的位置，你有什麼。

♪ YOU KNOW, LIKE KEYBOARDS.

你知道，像鍵盤。

♪ DRUMS, YOU JUST LIKE-- AND THEY GO WELL THAT'S NOT VERY

醉酒，你只是喜歡 - 和他們去了，這不是很

GOOD, WELL, YOU CAN'T HEAR THE REST OF THE SONG.

很好，好吧，你聽不到這首歌的其餘部分。

>> I THINK IT'S BEST TO JUST TRY TO BE AS SUPPORTIVE AS POSSIBLE

>> 我認為最好的辦法就是儘量支持。

TO EVERYONE ELSE AND TO TRY TO HIGHLIGHT YOUR VERSATILITY AS

試圖突出你的實用性，為大家提供服務。

MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

儘可能多的。

AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

儘快。

>> James: WELL, I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE HERE TO SAY

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，我想我說的 這裡的每個人都說，

WE WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU WOULD DO THAT HERE ONE DAY.

如果你能在這裡做一天，我們會很高興。

(LAUGHTER) >> I WILL TRY, I WILL TRY.

（笑） >> 我會努力的，我會努力的。

>> I WILL CONTINUE TO TRY.

>> 我將繼續努力。

>> James: NOW DOES EVERYBODY REMEMBER THE WOMAN WHO WENT

>> 詹姆斯。現在每個人都記得那個走了的女人嗎？

VIRAL BECAUSE OF HER TESTIMONY AT THE HEARING IN MICHIGAN LAST

由於她去年在密歇根州的聽證會上的證詞而傳播開來

WEEK?

周？

IF YOU DON'T HERE SAY QUICK REMINDER.

如果你不在這裡說快速提醒。

>> I KNOW WHAT I SAW.

>> 我知道我看到了什麼。

AND I SIGNED SOMETHING SAYING THAT IF I AM WRONG, CAN I GO TO

我簽了一些東西，說如果我錯了，我可以去。

PRISON.

監獄：

DID YOU?

你有嗎？

>> James: WELL, THAT LADY IS MELISSA CARONE AND WE HAVE AN

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，這位女士是梅麗莎-卡隆，我們有一個。

UPDATE, APPARENTLY IF THE SUPREME COURT DECIDES TO HEAR

更新，似乎如果最高法院決定審理。

PRESIDENT TRUMP'S LAST DITCH ELECTION-- TRUMP SAID HE WANTS

特朗普總統的最後一次選舉------特朗普說他想。

HER TO APPEAR AS A WITNESS AGAINST, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT

她出庭作證，你知道的，因為它是

WENT SO WELL LAST TIME.

上一次這麼順利。

NOW HERE'S THE THING.

現在是這樣的。

THERE ARE NO WITNESSES IN THE SUPREME COURT HEARINGS AM BUT I

最高法院的聽證會上沒有證人，但我...

FEEL LIKE A BRITISH LATE NIGHT HOST SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN

感覺像一個英國深夜主持人不必解釋。

THAT TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

這對美國總統。

THE SINCE HER VIRAL APPEARANCE HAS COME OUT MELISSA CARONE HAS

自從她的病毒式露面被曝光後，梅麗莎-卡隆已經

HAD TROUBLE WITH THE LAW IN THE PAST AND WAS ONCE A PERFORMER AT

過去曾與法律打交道，並曾是表演者。

THE BADA BINGE STRIP CLUB BUT LET'S NOT BRING THE BADA BINGE

BADA BINGE脫衣舞俱樂部，但我們不要把BADA BINGE的

STRIP CLUB THROUGH THE MUD BY ASSOCIATES IT WITH RUDY

泥濘中的脫衣舞俱樂部，與RUDY合作。

I LIKE THE IDEA THAT IF SHE TESTIFIES THAT SHE WILL GET TO

我喜歡這樣的想法，如果她作證，她就會得到

THE STAND, OKAY, COMING TO THE STAND, PLEASE WELCOME THE ALWAYS

攤位，好的，來到攤位，請歡迎一直以來的

ENCHANTING, IT'S MELISSA.

迷人的，這是梅麗莎。

MOVING ON, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS, A LIST WAS JUST

移動，我不知道你是否看到了這一點，一個列表只是

RELEASED OF 2020'S MOST MISPRONOUNCED WORDS.

發佈了2020年最容易被誤解的詞彙。

APPARENTLY THE WORDS MOST COMMONLY MISS PRONOUNED THIS

似乎最常被誤讀的詞是這個。

AREA WERE FAUCI, KAMALA AND DA VINCI A AND SPECIFICALLY THE WAY

FAUCI、KAMALA和DA VINCI A以及具體方式的區域

THAT I SAY KHAKIS.

我說KAKIS。

NOW, I UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEANK YOU THINK I JUST

現在我明白了，你不知道我的意思，你以為我只是... ...

SAID KHAKI, WE CALL KHAKI, THAT TO ME THAT IS WHAT STEVE

喀奇說，我們叫喀奇，對我來說，這就是史蒂夫的意思。

KORNACKI WEARS YOU CALL THEM CABBINGEES, THAT IS

柯納基穿的是你叫它 "卡賓格 "的衣服，那是。

RIGHT-- KHAKIS.

右邊 -- 卡奇斯。

>> WHAT IF LIKE YOUR WIFE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE HER CAR KEYS

>> 如果像你的妻子不知道她的車鑰匙在哪裡？

ARE AND SHE LEFT THEM IN HRKAC KHAKIS.

她把他們留在了HRKAC KHAKIS。

>> WELL, I THINK I HAD ENOUGH FORESIGHT TO NOT, YOU KNOW,

>> 我想我有足夠的先見之明，你知道的。

MARRY A LIFE PARTNER WHO WOULD WEAR CAR-KEY-- KHAKIS BUT FAUCI,

娶一個會騎車的人生伴侶--哈基斯人，但不適合。

KAMALA AND DA VINCI, I DON'T WANT TO POINT FINGERS AT ANYONE

卡馬拉和達文西，我不想對任何人指手畫腳。

WHO MAY HAVE CONTRIBUTED TO THOSE MISPRONOUNCE YAITIONS THIS

誰可能促成了這些錯誤的發音，這一點。

YEAR BUT I DO THINK-- DA VINCI-- PLAYED A PART IN IT.

但我認為... ...達文西... ...在其中扮演了一個角色。

A LIST OF WORDS THAT AMERICANS MOST COMMONLY MISPRONOUNCE.

美國人最常見的錯誤發音的單詞清單。

BUT AS A BRIT, WHO SPEAKS THE QUEEN'S ENGLISH, I MUST SAY, 90%

但作為一個英國人，誰說的女王的英語，我必須說，90％的。

OF WORDS THAT YOU SPEAK IN AMERICA ARE MISPRONOUNCED, OKAY.

你在美國說的話都是錯別字，好吧。

LIKE LET'S DO A LITTLE QUIZ, OKAY, IAN, REG, I WILL SHOW YOU

就像讓我們做一個小測驗， 好吧，伊安，REG，我會告訴你的

SOMETHING AND YOU SAY WHAT IT IS.

什麼東西，你說它是什麼。

OKAY.

好的。

SO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS, THIS, DO YOU KNOW, LIKE WHAT IS THAT.

所以看看這個，這個，你知道嗎，就像那是什麼。

>> YAG-HURT.

>> YAG-HURT。

>> YOA GUTTER.

>> 呀腸子。

>> James: ARE YOU RIGHT, A YOGHURT.

>> 詹姆斯。你是對的，一個瑜伽館。

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> 好的。

>> I KNOW I'M IN THE EATING IT SO.

>> 我知道我在吃它所以。

>> James: ALL RIGHT BHARKS ABOUT THIS ONE.

>> 詹姆斯。所有正確的噓聲關於這一個。

>> ZEBRA.

>> ZEBRA.

>> James: YES, IAN.

>> 詹姆斯。是的，IAN。

>> A ZEBRA.

>> ZEBRA.

>> James: IT A ZEBRA.

>> 詹姆斯。它是一個斑馬。

>> WE CALL IT JAZZ HOSER.

>> 我們叫它 "JAZZ HOSER"。

-- HORSE.

-- 馬。

>> James: THAT WAS ALSO ONE OF PUFFY'S BAND, WASN'T IT, JAZZ

>> 詹姆斯：那也是普菲樂隊的一員，對吧，爵士樂。

HORSE.

馬：

>> James: YES, AND FINALLY ONLY ONE LATE NIGHT SHOW FRANKLY

>> 詹姆斯。是的，最後只有一個深夜節目FRANKLY。

HIT COURAGE TO BRING YOU THIS NEXT STORY, KUNG FU EXPERTS IN

HIT COURAGE為您帶來下一個故事，功夫專家在哪裡？

CENTRAL CHINESE FILLAGE ARE TRYING TO SAVE A TRADITION THAT

中國中部填充物正試圖拯救一個傳統，即："中國傳統"。

THEY ARE CONCERNED IS QUICKLY FADING AWAY, IT'S KNOWN AS IRON

他們擔心的是迅速消失，這就是所謂的 "鐵"。

CROTCH KUNG FU.

CROTCH KUNGFU。

TAKE A LOOK, YOU MIGHT FIGURE OUT WHY.

看一看，你可能會發現為什麼。

(LAUGHTER) I MEAN THAT IS NUTS.

我的意思是，這是堅果。

IF I HAD TO GUESS I THINK THE ART FORM MIGHT BE DYING OUT

如果要我猜，我想藝術形式可能會逐漸消失

BECAUSE NONE OF THESE GUYS CAN PROCREATE.

因為這些傢伙都不會創作。

HOW DO YOU EVEN DISCOVER THAT YOU ARE GOOD AT THIS?

你怎麼會發現你擅長這個？

I THINK SOMEONE DID IT ACCIDENTALLY AND THEY ARE WORK

我想是有人不小心做的，他們在工作。

WALKING THROUGH AND THEY ARE LIKE NO, IT IS FUNNING IF YOU

走過，他們都喜歡不，它是有趣的，如果你。

CROTCH, IT WORKS FEAT BECAUSE THE MASTERS OF THIS TRADITION

CROTCH，它的功能，因為這個傳統的大師。

ARE GETTING PRETTY DE PRESSED ABOUT THE LACK OF INTEREST IN

你對我的興趣缺失感到很沮喪嗎？

THIS SPORT.

這項運動。

THE GUYS ARE WALKING AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF SAD SACKS.

這些傢伙都是走來走去像一堆悲傷的麻袋。

BUT TO HELP RAISE AWARENESS THEY ARE ACTUALLY MAKING A MOVIE

但為了幫助提高人們的認識，他們實際上正在拍攝一部電影。

ABOUT THAT GUY, IT'S CALLED CROTCHING TIGER, BALLS ARE

關於那個傢伙，它被稱為 CROTCHING TIGER，球是... ...

DRAGIN.

DRAGIN：