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Donald Dorito Crumb head with a dead ferret to pay fair.

It probably died from eating all those Doritos leaving all those crumbs on your face from you eating all those Cheeto Doritos with that big golf asked, Why don't you go golf somewhere?

Toe walk That golf ass off drum truck asked Trump that served rejected Ella Gonza to his Cheeto dust covered Pennsylvania vote challenge.

Then journalist, a journalist.

I think the media is not taking these court cases seriously enough.

Trump signaled he was dead serious about this effort when he hired Rudy Giuliani, who is a really life Atticus Finch of Atticus.

And it dates by giving the woman a lice comb and telling her she'd better get toe work.

Yeah.

I mean, I think what's tricky about this is that on one hand, they're not seriously Gle challenges, but on the other there, As you know, Donald Trump takes them too seriously.

If he takes anything else and seems to be genuine trying to overturn the election.

Okay.

Whoa!

Oh, to push back these air seriously.

Gle challenges.

You don't file lawsuits riddled with typos and Giuliani butter in the wrong states.

unless you have the eye of the tiger now living on dump fee Drum pin, It's funky Bunch put together a self congratulatory vaccine summit after seeing English people get the vaccine first and a New York Times reports saying he failed to buy enough vaccine from Pfizer for Americans to save face, he announced this just a few minutes I'll sign an executive order to ensure that the United States government priority is the getting out of the vaccine to American citizens before sending it to other nations.

You know, as much as I hate the Cheeto, we should not rush him into these shallow executive orders Americans to just close their eyes and live in this horrifying moment.

There were too many vaccine options and Trump suffers from the other just as serious pandemic plaguing this country.

Choice paralysis.

So, before you judge, check your privilege, Why do we even need the vaccine first So we can instagram it That's so shallow you can't just spring a vaccine on everyone.

We need 3 to 6 months lead time to get our outside bodies back.

Brian, stop!

You look so good.

I'm disgusting and you know it.

Okay, well, I tried.

Now a lot of people are feeling hopeless and frustrated, especially when they see our leaders announced things that seem reasonable but haven't worked and will never work.

But that changed today when Kings Addy elect Joe Biden announced plans to appoint an official toe help the incoming Biden administrations relations with Republicans in Congress.

The officials job will be toe listen to Americans who believe the country has been over taken by a satanic pedophile Kabbalah, and offer a tax credit that will knock their socks off now, then reaching out to the other side.

Why didn't Obama even try to do this?

Well, you know, the thing is that this is how Joe Biden got elected.

He got a few of a few people who had voted for Donald Trump last time to vote for him.

It's not the only way, but there is some number of people who could switch sides, and for those and those people aren't necessarily the ones who believe there's a pedophile cult.

But they obviously were at least considering voting for Trump.

Sorry, but I do have to disagree.

The two dozen postcards I sent to Pennsylvania Arwa got Joe Biden elect dad.

Now.

Then you wrote a column about NewsMax, a cable network that has the production value of a Bulgarian porno and the politics of a Bulgarian porno.

Could I pull a Biden and actually reach conservatives with my show or what?

I have to dumb down my show because it's will hunting level smart Boston.

Hello, Love it, Red Sox.

I mean, NewsMax is really proven that if you tell people what they want to hear, the production values don't have to be great.

It could be on Channel 1115 because they're actually just kind of saying to their televisions.

Now, get me NewsMax.

Um, and people are watching.

I totally think I can reach conservatives in a meaningful way.

Like when we did that cooking segment about how to whip up a healthy dinner when all you have in your fridge is varmint or my thoughtful review of Hillbilly Elegy, a movie about how every state between the West Village and Bel Air has an OxyContin residue and whole milk based economy.

And now it's time for your signal boost.

Ever since Mayor Rudy Giuliani was diagnosed with Cove in 19, many in the media have gone out of their way to wish him a speedy recovery.

We send our very best wishes, of course, to Mayor Giuliani.

Wish Mr Giuliani a quick recovery.

We wish him, of course, all the best.

We are wishing him a speedy recovery.

Of course, we wish Mayor Giuliani a speedy recovery.

I wish.

Uh, Mr Giuliani, Well, we wish the man who has fought so hard for this president for so long to make a speedy, speedy recovery that bipartisan uniformed recitation of our wrote trope passed down through polite society is so inspiring.

See, it would be so easy for all of us.

Toe.

Withhold that gesture since Giuliani has been recklessly socializing with Koven infected colleagues without a mask, wantonly traveling to state houses throughout the country without a mask and even a homicidal lee telling others to remove their masks.

This Jacob?

Yes.

I don't want you to do this if you feel uncomfortable, But would you be comfortable taking a mask off so people could hear you more quickly?

Can you hear me now?

Can everyone hear it?

Clearly, we can hear from way can hear you.

Okay.

It's almost like he's a dangerous sociopath with no regard for human life, even if she's right next to him.

But every moment we spend, sending well wishes to his victims is another.

We don't spend sending prayers to the man who could have killed them in their grand parents.

It makes you think.

While we were selfishly morning, his 36 victims did Anyone stopped to tell Ted Bundy, Hey, get well soon, man.

And when I was ticked talking myself singing a whole new world and crashed my car into a building, did anyone ask if the kink in my neck was okay?

Or was everyone too busy making sure the preschoolers were all accounted for?

Who am I to talk on 9 11?