Of course.

A cast member on starting out live for many years.

He also started on the very funny Showtime.

Siri's White Famous.

His latest movie.

All my life is in theaters right now.

We are thrilled He could be here in person tonight.

Please welcome the very talented J.

Pharaoh J.

Thanks for being here.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you so much.

I usually walk out.

I have this, like, sexy walk out.

I do.

But I couldn't do it because I was already placed.

Yeah, I know.

I didn't want you doing this sexy walk out because I couldn't handle it last time.

Oh, yeah, It was a little too much.

It tempted me in ways I've never been tempted.

So I said this time I want J sitting for the interview ahead of time.

Amazing.

No sexy walk for you ever again.

Missed opportunity.

I gotta ask you bunch of questions because I don't know anybody that's been traveling anywhere.

You just got back from Mauritius?

Yes.

In Africa?

Yes.

What's it like over there?

Right now?

It's Cove it free.

There's no covert.

They have no covert.

And Mauritius, They have no covert and Mauritius.

Whatever.

So it zig Mauritius, whatever.

It's so nice to be ableto hug people.

Eso there hugging and there are hugging, face touching.

Um, whatever, e.

I mean, eating off your sandwich.

You know what I mean?

Drinking your juice.

You know, I did all of that.

It was so much fun.

You know, what I miss is eating off someone else's plate.

That's something I did all the time.

Very rude.

But I did it when they don't ask.

Yeah, no, I just And I would take like, mashed potatoes off someone else's plate.

No fork, no fork.

Just my hand.

That was That was what I used to dio.

Now everyone's you can't touch my play.

You might have co vid I'm the same way.

It was nice.

It was nice over there.

I would take this.

The insects out there are insane.

Okay, The insects, the insects out there, or, like gangster jack like for real.

Like the insects here in America are like Will Smith.

The insects over there are like, 50 cent.

But like not 50 cent now Republican 50 we're talking about I just got shot in the cheek.

57 e still have the rabbit teeth.

I will.

Still pop caps in ass is 50 cents.

You know what I mean?

So street cred, 50 cent street cred.

Not wearing like a polo pull over and and voting for Trump.

Not Abercrombie and Fitch Trump supporting 50 cents.

No, that guy not that guy.

There was a freaking centipede And in my villa And when me and my family got in the villa we opened the door and the centipede just walked out like, Oh, my bad.

I don't know You always coming today.

I had you come in tomorrow.

My I apologize.

My bad people.

I didn't clean up, you know?

Were you there in Africa during the US elections?

I waas What was that like to watch those returns come in.

Oh, my God.

It was tense.

Here in America.

I don't know what it's like to be in Africa.

It's do It was it was so crazy.

And And the fact that when he finally did win, we were hugging because we could.

But here in America, you all hugged as well And you weren't supposed to Yeah, we're all outside hugging, kissing, eating each other's fry's butt slapping all of that all slap So many people slapped so many all up in the video, just just like Suge Knight, You know, all up in the video dancing touching where you're not supposed t o It was a momentous moment.

It was a momentous, joyous moment when it happened.

But I felt sorry for you because I knew you all couldn't celebrate the same way.

Well, that's the problem.

Is people momentarily forgot about co vid when Biden one they literally they Conan, they act like after the Election Cove.

It was like, 00 yeah.

My job is done.

I'm out of here.

That's not what happened.

Kobe was like, Oh, you all think I'm a hoax.

Okay, well, you get co vid you get covert.

Everybody gets Covic Cove.

It is basically like Oprah, the way they touch people.

Everybody cove it under your seat.

I put Cove it under your seat.

You can check out.

Yeah, it was Yeah, I was.

I felt sorry for you all that you all couldn't couldn't hug and and be intimate like we were.

Now, you know, one thing I was thinking about this morning is we now have a new vice president will be sworn in soon.

Kamala Harris, you dio Ah, very good Kamala Impression.

You know, I do have ah, Kamala Harris impression.

And the key to it is actually sounding like you just left happy hour.

Because because I'm lit.

I am so lit.

I am so little like when she was when she was walking that morning and she called up Joe Biden behind yellow.

You on?

We did it.

I was like, Yo, she just had a picture of Bloody Marys.

That's what happened.

Like she had to walk so she could walk off the Bloody Marys.

That's how it works.

Literally, man.

She just sounds turn.

She she's turned.

She looks good.

She's blending.

It all works out.

I like it.

I like black and Indian.

Blend in your, uh Did I hear correctly that you are working on a a new impression?

Joaquin Phoenix's Joker.

Is that right?

I am.

Now, what is the key to doing?

Joaquin Phoenix Joker?

Totally losing your mind.

Um, eating, eating an apple a day.

No, you don't have to do that.

Don't.

Please don't do the white King Phoenix diet.

You will not live okay.

He's different, all right?

He's not from here.

He That was scary.

Skinny.

He was Yo, you could literally see his heart from his backbone.

Like it was so crazy.

But he was translucent.

You could see through him because he was so he was the key to it, though.

Conan is, you know, basically, you have to switch your voice and talk like this.

It's not hard.

They just think we'll just sit there that we won't werewolf and go wild.

We'll just take it like good little boys.

You think guys like Thomas Wayne care about people like me?

They don't.

You know what I mean?

So on the key to it, like I'm saying, another key Always stay in character in my house.

So I'm in house doing things.

Why King Phoenix?

You're washing dishes?

Um, cooking intercourse, whatever you need, E.

I mean, that's wild, though, you know?

Why Can't fix some girls like it, you know, I mean it be like hit the year.

Hit me with your impression.

I'm like you like that, don't you?

Oh, my God.

Is that why Keen?

Yes, it is.

And I've been bad, but you've been mawr bad.

Naughty s also stops you from climax.

And if you need, you know, you can always you can always pull that out.

It stopped me right there.

I was ready to g o Can I tell you this once?

I really did this with my ex girlfriend, right?

You know, it was a little too great And it was a little too good.

And I was like, Yo, you gotta slow down, you know?

I mean, but, you know, women don't listen sometimes, you know, we do people, people don't listen exactly in the best man and women, old men and women, But she ain't wanna listen.

So I had to pull out the Jay Z real quick and I laughed.

And then that made her stop.

You know what I mean?

You do a Jay Z laughing that makes everything stop.

That makes everything stop like she e was like, Yo, chill, slow down.

She was like, No, no, I was like, Yo, chill, slow down.

She was like, No, I was like, Hey, she was like, Why did you dio ran in the corner booth?

Stupid.

Why did you dio?

Because I still want to keep going that's what that shuts it down.

Shut it.

Probably tougher, Jay Z, when you think about it.

Oh, my gosh.

Shutting things down for him?

Yeah.

I mean, that's I mean, I wouldn't be turned.

I wouldn't be turned on a little Tickle me Elmo E Shut out the jail.

Love Jay Z.

I have to say that he's not watching.

Uh, now is this right?

You coined?

I'm told that you know everyone This year this was the year of so many things.

But Karen's Karen's being out of control, and it became this whole thing online.

Check out the Karen losing it.

The massless Karen the Karen screaming at the walmart.

You coined the term Karen for the white women being called Karen.

Yes.

Yeah.

I don't know if there's any other people before that.

You know what I mean?

You think you were the first one to do it a while ago?

I think I was the first one to do it a while ago for the white women being named Karen.

Because, you know, I grew up in the suburbs, so I'm used to that, you know?

I mean, it was always Karen's around me when I was growing.

You knew a lot of Karen's growing a lot of Karen's when I was growing up.

You know, they always, uh, they would always talking.

Um, uh, that's That's black people repellent.

You know what I mean?

There's them talking.

Is black people.

Neighbor repellent.

What's the kind of thing that Karen would ask you if you know, you had moved into the neighborhood?

Eso Are you renting?

Are you buying?

Uh, really?

Okay, So you're in that big house by yourself.

Yes, I am.

You wanna be my maid?

Karen eyes that why you keep asking me for?

There's Karen's all around me now.

You know, I live.

I live in the burbs again.

You know what I mean?

It took a couple.

I lived in the burbs and I went to the hood and I moved back to the burbs.

That's how I did it.

You know what I mean?

I had to get the experience.

I'm coaching.

You know what I mean?

But the Karen's I know, like Jill's and Barbara's and all of that.

They just there.

They're carrying anything.

It's a carrot.

It's a carrot.

Doesn't matter.

They're out there.

They're out their cameras out here.

Let's talk about this in all my life.

This is a true story all my life.

And you play, uh, you know.

Ah, good friend.

Best man to this character.

Will you set it up for us?

Because this is This is a powerful story.

Yes.