What was that like? Tell me, cause I've never won one.

那是什麼感覺？告訴我，因為我從來沒有贏過。

You haven't? Well, you should have.

你沒有嗎？嗯，你應該有。

It's just. I don't know.

這只是。我不知道。

Surely you've been nominated.

你肯定已經被提名了。

I have been, I'm a perennial bridesmaid.

我一直是，我是常年伴娘。

Did you get sucked into the game

你有沒有被吸進遊戲

when you were nominated?

你什麼時候被提名的？

As Tom Hanks calls it, the trophy run.

就像湯姆-漢克斯所說的，獎盃跑。

This is my favorite. He said that with no irony.

這是我最喜歡的。他說這話的時候，沒有任何諷刺意味。

He said, "Yeah, I know it's, you know,

他說："是的，我知道這是，你知道的。

around the holidays, usually it's kind of

每逢佳節倍思親，通常都是那種

involved in the trophy run, so."

參與了獎盃的競選，所以"。

And I thought, wow, that is the greatest.

我想，哇，那是最棒的。

Ah that's great.

啊，這是偉大的。

The trophy run.

獎盃跑。

And he has been many times.

而且他已經被多次。

And he has been. And it's like Ty Cobb said,

而他一直都在。就像泰-科布說的那樣。

"It ain't bragging if you've done it."

"如果你做到了，那就不是吹牛了。"

And he'd done it many times. What was it like?

而且他做過很多次。那是什麼感覺？

How, did you think you were going to win?

怎麼，你以為你會贏嗎？

No, I honestly didn't and I felt like

不，我真的沒有，我感覺就像。

I was getting set up because, you know,

我被安排好了，因為，你知道的。

my agent kept sending me things, you know,

我的經紀人一直給我寄東西，你知道的。

pieces that said I was going to win.

件，說我要贏。

And, and I thought, Nope, I've seen this.

然後，我就想，不對，我見過這個。

I won't name names, but I've seen this happen

我不點名，但我見過這種情況。

to too many people where they're

對太多的人來說

set up, you know? And I kept thinking it

設置，你知道嗎？我一直在想

for your consideration of the movie.

謝謝你對這部電影的考慮。

So no by the time,

所以到時候不。

it was going to be announced.

是要宣佈的。

I had convinced myself, no, I wasn't going to.

我已經說服了自己，不，我不打算這樣做。

And I wanted the show to win.

我希望節目能贏。

I thought that would be so great for Eugene and Daniel.

我想，這對尤金和丹尼爾來說，是如此之大。

I really did want the show to win,

我真的很希望這個節目能贏。

but I did not honest to God didn't expect it

但我對天發誓我沒有想到

and was so happy to be with everyone.

並很高興和大家在一起。

You know, we, I think Daniel talked Eugene

你知道，我們，我認為丹尼爾談到尤金

into having something. And so it was

成有什麼。就這樣

going to be a barbecue in Eugene's backyard.

將是一個燒烤 在尤金的後院。

Then there was the whole COVID thing.

然後是整個COVID的事情。

And then they had, I think 50 people invited

然後，他們有，我想50人邀請

two days before and they moved it

兩天前，他們把它搬走了

to where we were Castle Loma in Toronto.

到我們在多倫多的洛馬堡的地方。

It was kind of an event place as old castle.

作為古堡，這也算是一個活動場所。

And then two days before the Emmys

然後在艾美獎前兩天

or before the party, the Ontario premier changed the law

或在黨之前，安大略省總理修改了法律

so that it was maximum 25 people outdoors,

以便在戶外最多能容納25人。

maximum 10 indoors. They had to un invite or disinvite

室內最多10人。他們不得不取消邀請或拒絕邀請。

half the people. And there were

一半的人。還有

all people who'd been nominated for the show.

所有被提名參加節目的人。

And of course everybody we wanted to see and be with.

當然還有我們想見到的所有人，想和他們在一起。

So that part was sad, but then we got there

所以，這部分是悲傷的，但後來我們到了那裡。

and then I looked at our world dressed

然後我看著我們的世界穿著

up and we got, I thought, how are we,

了，我們得到了，我想，我們怎麼。

how do we have stylists for a Zoom thing?

我們怎麼會有造型師來做Zoom的事情？

What are we doing?

我們在做什麼？

Well you could wear. You could be naked

好吧，你可以穿。你可以裸體

from the waist down. Nobody would know.

從腰部以下。沒有人會知道。

Well, apparently you do find out.

好吧，顯然你確實發現了。

That's right.

是的

Oh dear. What was he thinking?

哦，親愛的，他在想什麼？他在想什麼？

Yeah. So we got all dressed up.

是啊，所以我們打扮得漂漂亮亮的。所以，我們得到了所有的打扮。

And when I got there, I thought, Oh

當我到了那裡，我想，哦。

this looks like we think we're going to win.

這看起來像我們認為我們會贏。

This is almost too pretty and too fancy and too lovely.

這幾乎是太漂亮了，太花哨了，太可愛了。

And we had this lovely dinner party and they had two

我們有這個可愛的晚宴，他們有兩個。

producers and a big screen and you could see the other

製片人和一個大屏幕，你可以看到其他的。

nominees. And, and they said, okay.

被提名人。而且，他們說，好吧。

And we all got tested of course.

當然，我們也都得到了測試。

We're safe to be with each other,

我們在一起是安全的。

but we wore masks. And they said, but if you win,

但我們戴著面具。他們說，但如果你贏了，

you're going to go up to a microphone. Oh, come on.

你要去到一個麥克風。哦，來吧。

That looks like we think we're going to win.

看來我們認為我們會贏。

Can we just stay in our seats if win?

如果贏了，我們能不能留在座位上？

And I'm not thinking we're going to. He said,

而且我不認為我們會這樣做。他說。

"Well everyone else is going to go to the microphone."

"好了，其他人都到麥克風前去。"

Okay. So then I look like I can't walk. Okay.

好吧，那我看起來就像不能走路了。好吧，我知道了

So I have to go if I, if I do, but I won't.

所以，我必須去，如果我，如果我做，但我不會。

Okay. And they say, okay, we're about to start.

好吧，他們說，好吧，我們要開始了。他們說，好吧，我們就要開始了。

And your category is the first one up.

而你的類別是第一個上來的。

Just because it makes you feel kind of sickly,

只是因為它讓你覺得有點噁心。

but then Jimmy Kimmel and Jennifer Aniston did that

但後來吉米-金梅爾和詹妮弗-安妮斯頓做了那件事

ridiculous bit with the fire,

荒謬的位與火。

burning out the card and not for a second was I thinking,

燒掉卡，而我一時間沒有想到。

Oh hurry. Get to it. I was just laughing.

哦，快點。獲取它。我只是在笑。

You know, at their silly bit.

你知道，在他們的愚蠢的位。

She kept, she was so good with the extinguisher.

她一直，她很會用滅火器。

Just yeah. Better go at it again.

就是啊。最好再去一次。

Yeah. This looks bad.

是啊，這看起來很糟糕。這看起來很糟糕。

And then he read my name and I have that card now,

然後他念了我的名字，我現在有那張卡。

Jimmy Kimmel sent it to me, so great.

吉米-金梅爾發給我的，真不錯。

Half burned away, but my name is still in there.

燒掉了一半，但我的名字還在裡面。

Yeah. And then, sorry, I've gone on way too long,

是啊，然後，對不起，我說的太長了，然後，對不起，我已經走了太長的路。

but, and then Eugene won and then Daniel won for writing.

但是，後來尤金贏了，然後丹尼爾贏了，因為寫作。

And then it got to Annie and she's sitting beside me.

然後就到了安妮那裡，她就坐在我身邊。

And I said, it was about to announce her category.

我說，這是要宣佈她的類別。

I said, "Now you have to win. Sorry."

我說，"現在你必須贏。"對不起"

"You actually have to win now."

"其實你現在必須要贏。"

Now you have to. And she said to me,

現在你必須這樣做。她對我說

"Who do I apologize to first?"

"我先向誰道歉？"

It was insane.

這簡直是瘋了。