Okay, Before Jay Pharaoh comes out, I think you know what I'm talking about.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is crucially important.

There is a song that's trending right now on Tick tock that caught my attention.

Now it's a song that normally probably wouldn't have caught my attention, but it's by Star Boy featuring Dog a cat.

Not that I don't love those two when they work together, but it's not really my thing on.

They put a song out that's doing quite well right now.

And it's entitled Dick.

Yes and no.

It's not about the great actor Richard Harris, uh, or Nixon or it's not about Nixon.

It's about, as some of you can probably guess, a Penis dick slang for Penis, a k a.

Dick dick Penis, Penis.

Dick Dick is Penis and Penis, of course, cock, but also dick.

Now, the reason I bring all this up is because, um, well, the song is absolutely filthy, Okay?

But I want to read you a very important part of the lyrics.

It goes Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick as you would expect I'm going in tonight.

Uh, she acting like an addict thicker than Andy Richter.

That's a lyric in the song your your your your called out by name finally impacting the culture.

Yes, finally, we'll tell us.

First of all, how do you feel about being name checked in the song Dick?

I mean, I am kind of, you know, it's fun to be, uh, name checked, but I wish that in the in the song Dick that I weren't being name checked to refer to the voluptuousness of a woman, which is essentially what they're saying.

They're saying that the woman who is lining up for the or you know who's anticipating Yeah, she's She's thicker than Andy Richter.

No, I thought the dick was thicker than Andy Richter.

No, wait a minute.

No, no.

Hold on a 2nd.

1st of all, what?

Wait a minute.

That would be no.

No, it's clear.

Here's what I took it to be.

And this is you should be proud of this.

That a a Penis with girth is an Andy Richter.

That's how I think of it.

See, I thought she was saying she's an addict, meaning she's addicted.

Thio dick and that and then to further described her.

She's thicker than Andy Richter.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I have studied this text, okay?

Quite, quite seriously.

And I've consulted with friends who have also spent a lot of time studying literature.

Then bitches just got because I took the gym, give him a job, and he gave me a rim.

Gave her, uh, something for the tires on his car.

It was too long.

So he gave me a men.

I think that's a minute of your time.

How's that possible?

Give me a Kim.

No idea what's going on there?

I can't describe it.

Just give me a pen.

And why he in your tummy?

But wind in my wrist?

Well, that's open to a lot of interpretation, but I think she acted like an addict thicker than Andy Richter.

I met the boy in the six, but measurements was in the six.

I like the side of the pickle.

I just got Morty and Richt.

Uh, please let me stress all of this.

Sounds better coming from dodgy cat.

Yes, this is her milieu.

It is not mine.

But I heard this song And I thought, Hey, wait a minute.

If it gets out there in the culture that someone with a large unit, so to speak is thicker than Andy Richter, you're you win, you win big time.

No one's gonna ever say Whip out that Conan Let's see what you got You know, no one's ever going to say he can't and me long into the night.

Alright?

I can't ride a horse today because I was Conan doll night.

That's not gonna happen, right?

Right.

None of that's happening.

You you don't get it.

This is huge for you.

I'm now synonymous with Chode.

Yes, but just listen to some of the song.

We're gonna play it right now with all the beeps beeped out with all the except the crucial part Check it out, So Oh, Okay.

Get Mm hmm.

E n d e.

That's huge.

Wasn't e just got more d and raped.

I You know what?

I've never been happier for you.