Okay, Before Jay Pharaoh comes out, I think you know what I'm talking about.

好吧，在Jay Pharaoh出來之前，我想你知道我在說什麼。

Ladies and gentlemen, this is crucially important.

女士們，先生們，這是至關重要的。

There is a song that's trending right now on Tick tock that caught my attention.

滴答網現在有一首歌正在流行，引起了我的注意。

Now it's a song that normally probably wouldn't have caught my attention, but it's by Star Boy featuring Dog a cat.

現在，這首歌通常可能不會引起我的注意，但這是由星仔演唱的，由狗一貓演唱。

Not that I don't love those two when they work together, but it's not really my thing on.

不是說我不喜歡這兩個人在一起工作的時候，但這不是我真正喜歡的。

They put a song out that's doing quite well right now.

他們出了一首歌，現在做得很好。

And it's entitled Dick.

而它的標題是 "迪克"。

Yes and no.

是，也不是。

It's not about the great actor Richard Harris, uh, or Nixon or it's not about Nixon.

這不是關於偉大的演員理查德-哈里斯，呃，或尼克松，或者它不是關於尼克松。

It's about, as some of you can probably guess, a Penis dick slang for Penis, a k a.

這是關於，你們中的一些人可能會猜到，Penis雞巴的俚語，a k a。

Dick dick Penis, Penis.

厚厚的陰莖，陰莖。

Dick Dick is Penis and Penis, of course, cock, but also dick.

屌絲屌絲是Penis和Penis，當然是cock，但也是dick。

Now, the reason I bring all this up is because, um, well, the song is absolutely filthy, Okay?

現在，我之所以把這一切都說出來 是因為，嗯，這首歌絕對是骯髒的，好嗎？

But I want to read you a very important part of the lyrics.

但我想給你讀一個很重要的歌詞部分。

It goes Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick as you would expect I'm going in tonight.

屌絲，屌絲，屌絲，屌絲... ...正如你所期望的那樣，我今晚要進去。

Uh, she acting like an addict thicker than Andy Richter.

呃，她的行為像一個癮君子 厚於安迪裡希特。

That's a lyric in the song your your your your called out by name finally impacting the culture.

這是歌曲中的一句歌詞你的你的你的你的叫出來的名字終於影響了文化。

Yes, finally, we'll tell us.

是的，最後，我們會告訴我們。

First of all, how do you feel about being name checked in the song Dick?

首先，對於在歌曲中被查到名字的迪克，你有什麼感受？

I mean, I am kind of, you know, it's fun to be, uh, name checked, but I wish that in the in the song Dick that I weren't being name checked to refer to the voluptuousness of a woman, which is essentially what they're saying.

我的意思是，我是那種，你知道， 這很有趣，呃，名字檢查， 但我希望，在這首歌迪克 我是不是被檢查的名字 指一個女人的豐滿， 這基本上是什麼 他們說。

They're saying that the woman who is lining up for the or you know who's anticipating Yeah, she's She's thicker than Andy Richter.

他們說，誰是排隊的女人 或你知道誰的預期 是啊，她是她的厚比安迪裡希特。

No, I thought the dick was thicker than Andy Richter.

不，我以為這傢伙比安迪-裡希特還粗。

No, wait a minute.

不，等一下。

No, no.

不，不。

Hold on a 2nd.

等一下

1st of all, what?

首先，什麼？

Wait a minute.

等一下

That would be no.

那就是沒有。

No, it's clear.

不，這很清楚。

Here's what I took it to be.

這就是我所認為的。

And this is you should be proud of this.

而這是你應該引以為豪的。

That a a Penis with girth is an Andy Richter.

一個有周長的陰莖是一個安迪-裡希特。

That's how I think of it.

我就是這麼想的。

See, I thought she was saying she's an addict, meaning she's addicted.

你看，我以為她是說她是個癮君子，意思是說她上癮了。

Thio dick and that and then to further described her.

Thio雞巴和，然後進一步描述她。

She's thicker than Andy Richter.

她比安迪-裡希特還粗。

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不。

I have studied this text, okay?

我學過這篇課文，好嗎？

Quite, quite seriously.

相當，相當嚴重。

And I've consulted with friends who have also spent a lot of time studying literature.

而且我也諮詢過同樣花了很多時間研究文學的朋友。

Then bitches just got because I took the gym, give him a job, and he gave me a rim.

然後，母狗只是得到了，因為我把健身房， 給他一份工作，他給了我一個RIM。

Gave her, uh, something for the tires on his car.

給了她，呃，他車上的輪胎的東西。

It was too long.

太長了

So he gave me a men.

所以他給了我一個男人。

I think that's a minute of your time.

我想這是你的一分鐘時間。

How's that possible?

這怎麼可能？

Give me a Kim.

給我一個金。

No idea what's going on there?

不知道那裡發生了什麼？

I can't describe it.

我無法描述它。

Just give me a pen.

只要給我一支筆。

And why he in your tummy?

為什麼他在你肚子裡？

But wind in my wrist?

但風在我的手腕上？

Well, that's open to a lot of interpretation, but I think she acted like an addict thicker than Andy Richter.

嗯，這是開放的很多解釋， 但我認為她的行為像一個癮君子厚比安迪裡希特。

I met the boy in the six, but measurements was in the six.

我在六樓遇到了那個男孩，但測量是在六樓。

I like the side of the pickle.

我喜歡泡菜的那一面。

I just got Morty and Richt.

我剛剛得到了莫蒂和裡奇特。

Uh, please let me stress all of this.

呃，請讓我強調這一切。

Sounds better coming from dodgy cat.

聽起來更像是從呆貓嘴裡說出來的

Yes, this is her milieu.

是的，這就是她的環境。

It is not mine.

這不是我的。

But I heard this song And I thought, Hey, wait a minute.

但我聽到這首歌，我想，嘿，等一下。

If it gets out there in the culture that someone with a large unit, so to speak is thicker than Andy Richter, you're you win, you win big time.

如果它在文化中得到了一個大組織、部門的人，可以說是比安迪-裡希特更厚，你是你贏了，你贏了大時代。

No one's gonna ever say Whip out that Conan Let's see what you got You know, no one's ever going to say he can't and me long into the night.

沒有人會說拿出柯南，讓我們看看你有什麼本事 你知道，沒有人會說他不能和我一起度過漫長的夜晚。

Alright?

好嗎？

I can't ride a horse today because I was Conan doll night.

我今天不能騎馬，因為我是柯南娃娃夜。

That's not gonna happen, right?

這是不可能的，對吧？

Right.

好吧，我知道了

None of that's happening.

這些都沒有發生。

You you don't get it.

你... ...你不明白

This is huge for you.

這對你來說是巨大的。

I'm now synonymous with Chode.

我現在是喬德的代名詞。

Yes, but just listen to some of the song.

是的，但只要聽一些歌曲。

We're gonna play it right now with all the beeps beeped out with all the except the crucial part Check it out, So Oh, Okay.

我們現在要播放的是所有的嗶嗶聲，除了關鍵的部分，所有的嗶嗶聲都出來了，檢查一下，所以，哦，好吧。

Get Mm hmm.

獲取 Mm hmm。

E n d e.

E n d e.

That's huge.

這是巨大的。

Wasn't e just got more d and raped.

是不是E只是得到了更多的D和強姦。

I You know what?

你知道嗎？

I've never been happier for you.

我從來沒有為你高興過。