for a good cause on the holidays,

Great way to help children during the holiday season.

Donate, there should be information

at the bottom of the screen.

If there isn't, I'll fire the person responsible,

on Christmas Eve.

That's the kind of guy I am.

All right, I got some great people handling

this today with me,

Mr. Jimmy Vivino,

we got James, The Worm, Wormworth,

what an awful nickname, on drums.

And then Mike Merritt on the bass guitar.

Then helping us out, Skills is gonna play

that jingly jangly thing.

Went to, yes, nine years of music college for that.

Anyway, there are only two great Christmas songs

in the world, we all know that.

One, of course Handel's Messiah,

the other by The Kinks.

Let's try that second one.

Doctor, take us away.

(hard Christmas music)

One, two, three, four.

(hard Christmas music)

♪ When I was four I believed in Santa Claus ♪

♪ Though I knew it was my dad ♪

♪ I would hang up my stockings at Christmas ♪

♪ Open my presents and I'd be glad ♪

♪ But the last time I played Father Christmas ♪

♪ I stood outside a department store ♪

♪ A gang of kids came over and mugged me ♪

♪ And knocked my reindeer to the floor ♪

♪ They said Father Christmas, give us the money ♪

♪ Don't mess around with those silly toys ♪

♪ We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over ♪

♪ We want your bread so don't make us annoyed ♪

♪ Give all the toys to the little rich boys ♪

(strong guitar music)

♪ Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit ♪

♪ Don't give my sister a cuddly toy ♪

♪ We don't want a jigsaw or Monopoly money ♪

♪ We only want the real McCoy ♪

♪ They said Father Christmas, give us the money ♪

♪ We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed ♪

♪ Father Christmas, give us the money ♪

♪ Don't mess around with those silly toys ♪

♪ But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one ♪

♪ He's got lots of mouths to feed ♪

♪ But if you've got one, I'll have a machine gun ♪

♪ So I can scare all the kids on the street ♪

♪ Father Christmas, give us some money ♪

♪ We got no time for your silly toys ♪

♪ We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over ♪

♪ We want your bread so don't make us annoyed ♪

♪ Give all the toys to the little rich boys ♪

(strong guitar music)

♪ Have yourself a very merry Christmas ♪

♪ Have yourself a good time ♪

♪ But remember the kids who got nothing ♪

♪ While you're drinking down your wine ♪

(drum music)

(electric guitar music)

♪ Father Christmas, give us some money ♪

♪ We got no time for your silly toys ♪

♪ Father Christmas, please hand it over ♪

♪ We'll beat you up so don't make us annoyed ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Father Christmas give us the money ♪

♪ Don't mess around with those silly toys ♪

♪ We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over ♪

♪ We want your bread, so don't make us annoyed ♪

♪ Give all the toys to the little rich boys ♪

(strong music)