for a good cause on the holidays,

為了節日裡的好心情。

Great way to help children during the holiday season.

節日裡幫助孩子的好方法。

Donate, there should be information

捐贈，應該有資訊

at the bottom of the screen.

在螢幕的底部。

If there isn't, I'll fire the person responsible,

如果沒有，我就開除責任人。

on Christmas Eve.

在聖誕節前夕。

That's the kind of guy I am.

我就是這樣的人。

All right, I got some great people handling

好吧，我有一些偉大的人處理

this today with me,

這今天和我。

Mr. Jimmy Vivino,

吉米-維維諾先生

we got James, The Worm, Wormworth,

我們有詹姆斯，蟲子，沃姆沃斯。

what an awful nickname, on drums.

多麼可怕的綽號，在鼓。

And then Mike Merritt on the bass guitar.

然後邁克-梅里特在低音吉他上。

Then helping us out, Skills is gonna play

那就幫我們吧，"技能 "要玩

that jingly jangly thing.

那叮叮噹噹的東西。

Went to, yes, nine years of music college for that.

去了，是的，九年的音樂大學，為此。

Anyway, there are only two great Christmas songs

總之，只有兩首偉大的聖誕歌曲

in the world, we all know that.

在世界上，我們都知道。

One, of course Handel's Messiah,

一，當然是亨德爾的《彌賽亞》。

the other by The Kinks.

另一個是The Kinks的。

Let's try that second one.

讓我們試試第二種。

Doctor, take us away.

醫生，帶我們走吧

(hard Christmas music)

(聖誕硬音樂)

One, two, three, four.

一、二、三、四

(hard Christmas music)

(聖誕硬音樂)

♪ When I was four I believed in Santa Claus ♪

當我四歲的時候，我相信聖誕老人

♪ Though I knew it was my dad ♪

雖然我知道這是我的爸爸

♪ I would hang up my stockings at Christmas ♪

我會在聖誕節掛起我的襪子

♪ Open my presents and I'd be glad ♪

打開我的禮物，我很高興

♪ But the last time I played Father Christmas ♪

但是，最後一次我玩聖誕老人

♪ I stood outside a department store ♪

我站在一家百貨公司外

♪ A gang of kids came over and mugged me ♪

一幫孩子過來打劫了我

♪ And knocked my reindeer to the floor ♪

# 把我的馴鹿打翻在地 # # And knocked my reindeer to the floor #

♪ They said Father Christmas, give us the money ♪

他們說聖誕老人，給我們的錢

♪ Don't mess around with those silly toys ♪

不要亂來 與那些愚蠢的玩具

♪ We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over ♪

我們會打你，如果你不把它交給了

♪ We want your bread so don't make us annoyed ♪

我們希望你的麵包 所以不要讓我們惱火

♪ Give all the toys to the little rich boys ♪

給所有的玩具 小富豪男孩

(strong guitar music)

(強烈的吉他音樂)

♪ Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit ♪

不要給我的兄弟 史蒂夫-奧斯汀的裝備

♪ Don't give my sister a cuddly toy ♪

不要給我妹妹一個可愛的玩具

♪ We don't want a jigsaw or Monopoly money ♪

我們不希望一個拼圖或大富翁錢

♪ We only want the real McCoy ♪

* We only want the real McCoy *

♪ They said Father Christmas, give us the money ♪

他們說聖誕老人，給我們的錢

♪ We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed ♪

我們會打你，如果你讓我們惱火

♪ Father Christmas, give us the money ♪

聖誕老人，給我們的錢

♪ Don't mess around with those silly toys ♪

不要亂來 與那些愚蠢的玩具

♪ But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one ♪

但給我爸爸一份工作，因為他需要一個。

♪ He's got lots of mouths to feed ♪

他得到了很多的嘴喂

♪ But if you've got one, I'll have a machine gun ♪

但如果你有一個，我會有一個機槍

♪ So I can scare all the kids on the street ♪

所以，我可以嚇唬所有的孩子 在街道上的

♪ Father Christmas, give us some money ♪

聖誕老人，給我們一些錢

♪ We got no time for your silly toys ♪

我們沒有時間為你的愚蠢的玩具

♪ We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over ♪

我們會打你，如果你不把它交給了

♪ We want your bread so don't make us annoyed ♪

我們希望你的麵包 所以不要讓我們惱火

♪ Give all the toys to the little rich boys ♪

給所有的玩具 小富豪男孩

(strong guitar music)

(強烈的吉他音樂)

♪ Have yourself a very merry Christmas ♪

有自己一個非常快樂的聖誕節

♪ Have yourself a good time ♪

有你自己一個好時機

♪ But remember the kids who got nothing ♪

但還記得孩子們誰得到了什麼

♪ While you're drinking down your wine ♪

當你喝下你的葡萄酒

(drum music)

(鼓樂)

(electric guitar music)

(電吉他音樂)

♪ Father Christmas, give us some money ♪

聖誕老人，給我們一些錢

♪ We got no time for your silly toys ♪

我們沒有時間為你的愚蠢的玩具

♪ Father Christmas, please hand it over ♪

聖誕老人，請把它交給

♪ We'll beat you up so don't make us annoyed ♪

我們會打你，所以不要讓我們惱火

♪ Let's go ♪

我們走吧

♪ Father Christmas give us the money ♪

聖誕老人給我們的錢

♪ Don't mess around with those silly toys ♪

不要亂來 與那些愚蠢的玩具

♪ We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over ♪

我們會打你，如果你不把它交給了

♪ We want your bread, so don't make us annoyed ♪

我們希望你的麵包， 所以不要讓我們惱火

♪ Give all the toys to the little rich boys ♪

給所有的玩具 小富豪男孩

(strong music)

(強音)