Explain this, you son of a bitch.

Oh, my God.

You know, but the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state.

No, sir, I don't.

Well, it's probably pretty stiff.

Oh, you can't think I do this on purpose, sir.

I look, I tied him to the rear bumper when I was packing the car.

It was very confusing.

I must have forgot.

I I'm very sorry.

I feel terrible.

How do you think that little dog feels?

Look, I told you I was sorry.

It really was an accident.

Yeah, well, I guess I could buy that, sir, but it is a shame.

I had a pooch like this one when I was a kid.

Poor little guy.

Probably kept up with you for a mile or so.

Tough little, but yeah, Yeah, I was afraid.

You get pulled over, Clark.

You've been exceeding the speed limit for thousands of miles.

Dad wasn't speeding.

The cops stopped us because Dad forgot that he was speeding.

Rusty, it wasn't Mom.

Russ, listen to your mother.

I was speeding, was driving like a maniac.

We could all be grateful to this man for stopping us.

You see, kids?

Carly, Sir, I'm going back to get the rest of the carcass off the road.

Thank you, officer.

See?

Have a nice day.

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