WHITE HOUSE WHERE THIS WEEKEND THEY

CONTINUED TO THROW PACKED HOLIDAY PARTIES WITH UNMASKED

GUESTS.

I HOPE THEY MAKE THE MOST OF CHRISTMAS, BECAUSE NEW YEARS IS

GONNA BE A PARTY IN THE I.C.U.

OF COURSE, THE WHITE HOUSE ALREADY KICKED OFF THE HOLIDAYS

BY UNVEILING FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP'S CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.

AND FOLLOWING YEARS OF CONTROVERSIAL CHOICES, THIS YEAR

SHE WENT WITH SOMETHING TRULY UNEXPECTED: CHRISTMAS

DECORATIONS.

AND THE FIRST LADY ALSO RELEASED HER USUAL HOLIDAY VIDEO WHERE

SHE WANDERS AROUND THE WHITE HOUSE, LOOKING AT DECORATIONS

ALL BY HERSELF.

IT'S LIKE A SCENE FROM A "HOME ALONE" MOVIE, BUT WITH FEWER

APPEARANCES BY THE PRESIDENT.

ANTICIPATION FOR THESE DECORATIONS WAS HIGHER THAN

USUAL THIS YEAR, BECAUSE THE DAY BEFORE SHE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH

COVID, A WOMAN WHO PRETENDED TO BE HER FRIEND RELEASED SECRETLY

RECORDED CONVERSATIONS IN WHICH THE FIRST LADY CHANNELS

HER INNER GRINCH.

>> THEY SAY I'M COMPLICIT.

I'M THE SAME LIKE HIM, I SUPPORT HIM.

I DON'T SAY ENOUGH, I DON'T DO ENOUGH--

>> NO, NOPE.

>> WHERE I AM.

I PUT-- I'M WORKING LIKE A-- MY ASS OFF AT--

>> I KNOW.

>> -- CHRISTMAS STUFF, THAT YOU KNOW WHO GIVES A (BLEEP) ABOUT

CHRISTMAS STUFF AND DECORATION?

>> STEPHEN: OKAY, SOUNDS BAD, BUT THE PRESIDENT WAS RIGHT:

WE'RE SAYING CHRISTMAS AGAIN.

SHE DIDN'T SAY "WHO GIVES A (BLEEP) ABOUT HAPPY HOLIDAY

STUFF."

SO, HAS THE FIRST LADY FOUND THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON?

HERE TO TELL US VIA SATELLITE FROM WASHINGTON, PLEASE WELCOME

MELANIA TRUMP!

MADAME FIRST LADY, THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME.

>> MERRY HELLO AND VERY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, STEPHEN!

>> STEPHEN: AND TO YOU.

I HAVE TO ASK ABOUT HOSTING ALL THESE HOLIDAY PARTIES AT THE

WHITE HOUSE.

AREN'T YOU WORRIED YOUR GUESTS COULD GET SICK?

>> OH, WHO DOESN'T WAKE UP A LITTLE SICK AFTER A GOOD PARTY?

BESIDES, I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED NAUSEA A SIDE EFFECT OF SPENDING

AN EVENING WITH MY HUSBAND.

HEY-OH!

>> STEPHEN: OKAY.

GOOD.

( GAGGING ) >> Stephen: NOW I SEE YOUR

TREES THERE.

IT SEEMS LIKE YOU WENT WITH MORE TRADITIONAL DECORATIONS THIS

YEAR?

>> YES, AFTER YEARS OF BUYING SPOOKY DECORATIONS FROM THE

HALLOWEEN STORE, I FINALLY WANTED TO EXPRESS THE REAL

MELANIA.

SO, I TOOK THESE BEAUTIFUL, PERFECTLY HAPPY TREES, DRAGGED

THEM INTO THE WHITE HOUSE, AND COVERED THEM IN GLITZ SO YOU

DON'T REALIZE THEY'RE SLOWLY DYING INSIDE.

>> STEPHEN: WELL, IT LOOKS GREAT.

AND I'M ACTUALLY CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHRISTMAS.

BECAUSE THAT TAPE OF YOU REALLY MADE IT SOUND LIKE YOU DON'T

CARE FOR IT.

>> STEPHEN, THAT TAPE WAS JUST "LOCKER ROOM TALK."

BESIDES, I WAS JUST QUOTING FROM MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS CAROL.

♪ WHO GIVES A (BLEEP) ABOUT CHRISTMAS?

♪ YES, WHO GIVES A (BLEEP) ABOUT CHRISTMAS?

OH, WHO GIVES A (BLEEP) ABOUT CHRISTMAS STUFF

AND DECOR-A-TIONS ♪ >> Stephen: AS BEAUTIFUL AS

THAT WAS -- AND IT WAS ABSOLUTELY LOVELY -- I WANT TO

POINT OUT THOSE ARE NOT THE LYRICS TO THE SONG.

>> OH, REALLY?

THEN WHY IS IT ON MY ALBUM "NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL SECRETLY

RECORDED CHRISTMAS!"?

>> STEPHEN: OKAY, SWITCHING GEARS: THERE ARE RUMORS THAT

YOU'RE TAKING MEETINGS WITH PUBLISHERS.

ARE YOU WRITING A BOOK?

>> YES, I AM HARD AT WORK ON MY WHITE HOUSE MEMOIR.

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME?

>> STEPHEN: UM...

>> "MY FAMILY LIVED IN THE SOUTH SHORE NEIGHBORHOOD OF CHICAGO,

IN A TIDY BRICK BUNGALOW THAT BELONGED--

>> STEPHEN: MADAM FIRST LADY, YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.

THAT'S CLEARLY PLAGIARIZED FROM MICHELLE OBAMA'S MEMOIR

"BECOMING."

>> HOW DARE YOU!

THAT IS FROM MY BOOK: "HASHTAG-BE-BEST-COMING."

IT'S GOING TO BE A BE-BESTSELLER.

CALL ME, OPRAH BOOK CLUB!

>> STEPHEN: OKAY, NOW THERE ARE RUMORS THAT UNLIKE THE PRESIDENT

YOU'VE ACCEPTED THE ELECTION RESULTS AND JUST WANT TO MOVE

ON?

>> YES, STEPHEN.

IT'S LIKE I KEEP TELLING MY HUSBAND: DONALD, IT'S OVER.

WE BOTH KNOW IT ENDED AWHILE AGO. NOW WE JUST NEED TO ACCEPT

THAT AND KEEP GOING UNTIL THE PRENUP

RUNS OUT.

>> Stephen: VERY ROMANTIC.

IN THAT CASE, WITH JUST A FEW WEEKS LEFT IN

THE WHITE HOUSE, ARE THERE ANY OTHER FINAL THINGS YOU HOPE TO

ACHIEVE AS FIRST LADY?

>> PARDON ME, STEPHEN?

>> STEPHEN: I SAID, "ARE THERE ANY OTHER FINAL THINGS--"

>> NO, I HEARD YOU.

BEFORE LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE, I WANT MY HUSBAND TO PARDON ME.

I CAN'T GO TO JAIL!

I DON'T WANT TO SHARE A CELL CAN KAYLIE McINERNY!

>> STEPHEN: FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP, EVERYBODY!

>> MERRY CHRISTMAS, STEPHEN!

SEE YOU AT THE PARTIES!

>> STEPHEN: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHRISTOPHER WALKEN.

YOU SHOULD HAVE THAT CHECKED OUT, MA'AM.