Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - Hi, today is December 14th. and that is the last Monday of the year before Hollywood typically heads off on vacation for the winter holidays. And obviously this year by vacation I mean stay at home, and if you do leave the house please wear a mask. It is also as it has been for the last 16 years, Blacklist day. And for those of you who don't know who I am or what the Blacklist is, my name is Franklin Leonard. I am the founder of the Blacklist, an annual list of Hollywood's most liked unproduced screenplays. And since its origination in 2005, we've grown to be an organization that identifies and celebrates great screenwriting and the people who do it, wherever we can find them. If you want to know more about us, check out our website, it's blacklist.com with no vowels, that's blcklst.com. We're gonna kick off very soon, but before we start, I'm actually gonna ask for three favors. The first of which is, you know, give some love to screenwriters. Literally without them, Hollywood has nothing to do. Directors have nothing to direct. Actors have nothing to say. Producers have nothing to produce. You get the point. So when you see the movie that you love, when you see a TV show that you love, find out who wrote it. Internet is good for this. Find them on social media, and show them some love. They made something you love and only seems fair. The second thing is that it's been a weird year, right? And normally, when there's not a pandemic, the night after the blacklist comes out we throw a party, for all of the writers on the list. But obviously this year we can't do that and we will survive the absence of that party. But the reason we throw it every year is to raise money for an organization called Young Storytellers. It is arts organization that brings Hollywood professionals into, under resourced Los Angeles public schools, and helps kids tell their story. So, if you could make a donation to Young Storytellers, it's youngstorytellers.com/donate, check out their website. $10, $20, $10,000 and $20, whatever you can for kids that need. And more importantly, deserving arts education and deserve to know that their stories deserve to be told. So, youngstorytellers.com/donate. And the last thing also on the pandemic, you know it's no secret that, it's had a real impact on the film industry. Things are changing and they're changing pretty rapidly. I'm obviously an advocate for as many great movies as from as many great perspectives as possible. And, I also love going to movie theaters. There is nothing quite like walking into a room with a bunch of people you don't know. And having the lights go down, and watching the story about what it means to be human. Which is fundamentally what movies are. So, when this is all over, when it is safe to do it again, find the theater, find a movie and enjoy the show. And to that point, I wanna share, one of my favorite answers from the Blacklist podcast this year. Yes we have a podcast on Luminary. And it's too a question that we ask of all of our guests, the last question we asked. And we always ask, if logistics not withstanding, if you could screen a movie for every single human being on earth, what movie would you screen? And this is not answered. But it feels so good. And it's so cathartic and just to watch. It's very rare to be in the movie theater and actually experienced a movie with the whole theater. Like you're all clapping and you're hooting and you're cheering and everyone like you go see, like every now and then you'll see on Twitter that people recorded the audience reactions to that scene and I feel like you don't... Right now it's like things are kind of weird right now in 2020. And we need something like we don't have any experiences where we can sit in a room with a group of people and have that connection like we had at that moment. And I would love to just somehow be able to recreate that for the whole world right now in 2020, because we kinda need it. - So some of you will recognize that voice as that of Desus Nice. Which means that you also know we're about to kick things off. Like I said, it's been a wild year, so we wanted to do something a little fun this year. We gave these two the titles and authors and log lines of a few of the scripts a little bit early, and let them do what they do. You will see all of the titles and authors of the scripts throughout the video, and we've got two special guests. Some award-winning screenwriters themselves. But without further ado, they are the hosts of Showtimes Desus and Mero. The authors of the New York times best-selling book, God-Level Knowledge Darts: Life Lessons from the Bronx. Their interview with president Barack Obama aired just last night on Showtime. So, I guess they figured they had to step up the game somehow. And I'm calling it now. They're going to be the host of the Oscars someday. I don't know when, but I have a feeling let's make it happen. Desus Nice and The Kid Mero. - Okay I see, got it. - Aight it's your boy Desus Nice. - And I'm The Kid Mero and here is category one (laughs) - That's right. Category one, biopics and annual blacklist. First we got Bikram, Bikram, Bikram. - Is it Bikram, yes - Bikram okay. - Bikram which is hot yoga, you know what I'm saying? by Silpa Kovvali. - That's right. You know what I mean? - It's an unbelievable true story of young wife catapulting the yoga guru to the heights of fame. That's why you see it everywhere when you're in LA in New York, you see him saying hot yoga, you're like shall I do that and your body is like no. - No don't do that. You're, a man of a certain age. You can't be doing that. You're gonna fart in the middle of the class. You know what I'm saying? - And the best part of the script, we find out not only how it got to the top, but how it came spiraling down. - Wow! - Wow! - Damn. - Got to watch the whole day bro. - Every empire must fall. Think about it, you know what I'm saying. It's wild. - That's deep. - Yo, you know what I'm saying? That's what we're trying to get, we're trying to get deep on yo. You know what I'm saying, This is the Blacklist. You know what I'm saying? And speaking of- That's right, it's big and getting deep. We're going back for a little history, for the 1950s, we're enemy from within by Casco. (yells) You know what I'm saying. - That's right. Cos it's about - Joseph McCarthy yo. - McCarthyism, the red scare, you know what I mean? Things like, you communist, you communist, your grandmother's communist, your baby's communist. You know what I'm saying? That baby is a communist. You know what I'm saying, everybody is a communist. - Everyone do the communist. (dancing joyfully) No, no it's about - You know what am saying. - How him and his people just ran through, you know, America just disrespecting democratic norms. Like you know. - Who cares, communist. - If you can even imagined a time when people didn't respect democracy. - Wow! That was so long ago, wow! Is the 50s, Wow! I can't believe it. - Wow. - You know what I'm saying? Enemies within, yo. (explosion mimic sound) - Up next we got Excelsior, you know what I mean? - By Alex Convery. It's the true story of the meteoric rise and subsequent fall of Marvel comics and the star cross creators behind the panel, Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. You know what I'm saying? - That's right. - You hear Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, you think they was all like buddy buddies and stuff, but they had little drama on inside. You know what I'm saying? - That's right. - Wow! It's like love for hip hop. - With two or one two... - All my comic people. Shout out to my comic people enjoying this and just to make things spicy. Marvel was better than DC . Yeah I said it I said what who wants more - (screams) - Say Oh, - Oh. (laughs) - Up next we got Frenemy. - Whoa! by Ariel Sayegh yeah, you know what I'm saying? A Chronicles of the infamous Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton feud of 04, 06 - What? over who would be Britney Spears' best friend. That's a very important topic of 04. You know what I'm saying? Who's Britney's bestie? - Everyone watching this, cos you know, you're watching it. You're like who cared about, who wanted to be Britney Spears best friend. So we all did. We all did, even I did, okay. - Yes. - Don't act like- That is what we did. - You wasn't there. You know what I'm saying? - You wasn't there. How dare you. Up next week, we got Gusher, oh oh (mumbles) by Abigail Briley Bean. - Yeah, this is base star. Anna Nicole Smith you remember her from on the cover of Playboy magazine little thing. - That's right. - You know what am saying. - She was young. - You know what am saying. - She's was from Texas, as she went on to marry a billionaire. And it was true love. - Yes. - Except for the fact that he was wild old. And by wild old, I mean 89. - Yes, like yo, I'm digging my own grave old. You know what I'm saying? - Yes - And everybody thought she was a gold digger, but it was true love. Or was it? I'm saying you don't know. - Guess we gonna find out. - Okay you gotta watch it gonna be kidding me. - Okay. Up next to me we got Plush, You know what I'm saying. - By Alexandra Skarsgard. It was based on the true story of Ty Warner. The enigmatic entrepreneur behind the 90s Beanie Baby Craze. They spoke madness murder and a billion dollar empire. You know what I'm saying? I don't know if, is it a billion dollar empire still? - I don't think so. But there's a billion Beanie Babies out there and you're all holding onto them and you gotta, you gotta let them go, sorry. - Let them go, let them go, sorry they're not diamonds. It's over. - All right. Up next, we got Rewired by Adam Gaines and Ryan Parrot. And it's about techquest history. You know what I'm saying? The unabomber - Yeah. Yeah, You know what I'm saying. The Unabomber, You know what am saying. The prologue to the Unabomber, you know what I'm saying? How he became the Unabomber. - That's right. - You know what I'm saying? - That's right. - What influenced him? You know what I'm saying? - It's creation story. Wow! You got to be sure of that. - The origin story, wow! You know what am saying. Stan Lee wrote it. You know what I'm saying? Actually no he didn't. Greg Wayne did. You know what I'm saying? Actually, it's not as wrong. Adam Gaines did. - Here's a hot take, the Unabomber invented Shake Shark. Actually you know. Don't think anything happened to sharks. But you know what? Think about it. - Think about over your third eye. - Just as I say, think about it doesn't mean that means anything, just remember that, think about that. - (yells) Did I marinate on that. (yells) (laughs) You got two brains, you got left and right. You know what I'm saying. You gotta use both. And up next we have St. Simmons by Greg Wayne. When a very fat and possibly gay boy from new Orleans is visited by an angel called Barbara Streisand AKA Barbs. You what I'm saying? He sets out on a Holy crusade in daytime television to touch and save the soul of every obese person in America before his demons consume him. If only to make his daddy proud. It's the true gospel of one Richard Simmons. - Richard Simmons, wow! It's got everything, Scalies, Barbra Streisand, - Glittery shorts. You know I mean everything. - So good, so good. - You know what I'm saying, let's go. - Say less. - What! Say less we in there, you know what I mean? - Trying to see that, all right? All right, now just hold up a minute. We're not going anywhere but we'll throw it to a special guest, and then we'll be right back. - Exterior. No. Interior Law Firm LA. She walks in like a badass. She's strong, independent yet also sensitive, like a strong, independent sensitive flower that's being dipped in concrete. And it's got spikes all over it. Sexy, but doesn't know it. (keys clicking hard) Oh, hi there. I'm Tyco Ytt Director, actor, performer, stunt performer, performer performer, caterer and also data wrangler on movie sets. And when I'm not doing all of those things combined at once, I'm also writing. As you can see hit screenplays for Hollywood studios. (keys clicking) People often ask me, why do you write? Well, I guess I just loneliness and self doubt. The crippling kind. What else can I say about writing? Well, not much else. Just stick with it and it'll stick to you. It's a tough job to get into and it's a tough game to play, but if you can get it right, like few of us have, it's very rewarding. My advice to many writers is just to keep on writing, keep doing it every single day. You can often get a partner with someone to help you, but they'll often disappoint you. Then you'll end up doing it all by yourself. Resentment, it's so part of it. Starvation for a little while, friendships, if you want. The main thing is, you're creating worlds and then eventually you get to see them up in a giant big rectangle. How cool is that? So, what are you doing here? Listening to my advice about writing. If I was to give any advice, it's take no advice. So, good luck with all your scripts and hopefully you get them on the Blacklist like the one started by my friend Franklin Leonard Not my friend, we don't even know each other. But, my last imparting of words to you as I finish up yet another hit screenplay is what are you doing here? Back off and write. Keyboard keys clicking (sighs) Yeah go, just delete a little bit more of the if you could. (keys clicking) Yeah, now type towards that end. Print. - Yeah, what up it's your boy Desus Nice. - And I'm the Kid Mero, and very year, the blacklist throws a party for the rightest on the list and we raise money for this arts education organization. And since Hollywood folks into LA area, public schools, to help thousands of kids with their writing and self-confidence and reminding them that this story deserves to be heard. - You were asking people to go to youngstorytellers.com and donate so we can help finance this great organization, that's helping kids and underprivileged schools tonight. So listen, pockets, reaching your virtual pockets, reach out a little Bitcoin and give cause it's going to the right place. - You know what I'm saying? That's right. These young creators that got no access, getting access is what they deserve. And you can provide that for them. So do it, why not? - That's right, go to young storytellers.com/donate and donate. Tell them Desus and Mero sent you. - That's right. You know what I'm saying? You get 5% off your donation. - We're back with the second category. - Movies about kids, but not necessarily for kids. - Wow. That's basically a definition of us, right? - Wow. - Yeah. (mumbles) - Yes, absolutely, yes. - Yeah, yeah okay. - Okay, the first gripped up is The Black Belt. It is a story about my father when he came here from Jamaica and when he would find me doing bad things, he would reach for- - His black. - No. - Oh no, no, no, no, no, It's actually, it's actually not that. It's not that one. That's a different one. This one is by Randall Green. And it's about an eighth grader named Simon Paluska who dreams of being a TaeKwondo black belt. You know what I'm saying? (yells) But he's not allowed to take karate lessons. (mumbles) - He does do what you do in corona you go on Amazon and you buy a black belt. This is genius, this genius. So for $25, listen, he became black belt, - Black belt. You know what I'm saying? But then he got to use it, so then, you know, that's where the movie gets interesting. - Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Listen that's a very modern take. We got Emergency by KD Davila, okay. Ready for a night partying a group of black and Latino college students must weigh the pros and cons of calling the police when faced with an emergency. - Wow. - We've all been there. - Yes, sir. - We've all been there. - We like damn do I just do CPR or do I call the police? Damn. - You're looking at your phone and you're like what's what's the number nine, one, two (murmurs) - You know what. (mumbles) (laughs) - All right, Sun Coast by Laura Chinn. - An awkward teenage outcasts comes of age against the backdrop of hospice with her brother and coincidentally Terri Schiavo are dying. Remember Terri Schiavo, you what I'm saying are you. - Terri Schiavo that's right shout out to Terri Schiavo the throw back. - Yes - Remember she was like the Congress people was protesting, it's about a thing or two. What a moment in America, shout out to Laura Chinn for taking us back. - Wow. - Up next we got Two Face by Kat Wilkins, where a high school senior attempts to get her principal fired after observing racist behavior. But she quickly learns, he won't go down without a fight. - Damn, all you had to do was get his tweet and put it on Twitter you could have got him canceled. - That's right. - Be like, Twitter do your thing. And then people within 10 minutes, people would have found out the name of his van area. You know what I'm saying? Cause that's how cats culture works. Get cha, ha! - Gotcha (laughs) - Up next we got next, we got uncle wick. A true story about John Wick's uncle who taught him how to kill. - Yes. - No, it's not. - No, it's not at all. It's by Gabe Delahaye and action comedy where, Benji Stone, a lovable, but deeply unpopular 16 year old is pulled into an international assassination pipe by his uncle. A retired undercover assassin. - That's right. Who's charged with babysitting Benji for the weekend. So it's like John wick - It's like John wick meets home alone kinda. Like kinda, sort of, like of like slash Spy kids. - You know what, I'm getting, I'm getting a definite watch, bro. That's what I'm getting. Yeah. - That's right you know what am saying. (laughs) - Up next we got Video Nasty, yeah. (mumbling) - We the Nasty Sucio Nasty boys. Shout out to Chris Thomas Devlin. You know what I'm saying? - Okay - Three teenagers who ran a curse VHS tape are pulled into an 80's slasher movie that threatens to threaten them trap them forever. Also you know these kids were super confused when they saw the VHS tape and was like, what the hell is? - What is this? Is this a streaming? Is this an Apple TV? - Yo, is this a Roku? What is that? I got to Google? Where's the USBC port. You know what I'm saying? But you know (laughs). - Up next we got What If - Wow by Alvaro Garcia Lecuona - All right. - 17 year old turns his high school on his head. When he acts as Eda's crush. - A transgender classmate, listen, progressive. - You know what I'm saying, I'm talking about, baby. Inclusivity yo, You know what I'm saying,. - By a little representation out to my LGBTQ out there. - You're know what I'm saying. - All right. So those are the... You know, that's whose up in that category. - You know what I mean? - We got special guests coming, stay tuned. we're not leaving, we're not going nowhere, baby. - We not going no where. - And we gonna come back with some... - So you don't go nowhere. - Don't go. Nowhere. Stay right there don't move. - (Foreign language) - And we are back, also reminder to be sure to hit up youngstorytellers.com/donate All right, put a little money in the right places to help all these people. You know what I'm saying? The education and the arts - Help, help, help. Help young creatives who don't have access, that's what this is about. You know what I'm saying? - Right. - Make it happen. - You can tell Mero means that cause' he's clapping his hands. Alright - That's right. In the Bronx where (clapping sound) we use this for emphasis, you know what I'm saying? Donate youngstorytellers.com/donate. - So you go. - And we've got the next category up some wild ones that are consistent with the brand, which is Brolick. - That's right, also, if you're from New York, I understand if you're confused at this category says some wild ones, but we don't mean it like that, we just mean wildlife, tiger wild. - Yeah (making animal sound) you know what am saying. - Like tiger King. All right, now first up, we got Bella. - By Jason Makarian. It's set against the backdrop of an unprecedented crime wave that gripped NYC in the 80's. Bella is a hyper stylized action kriller, that's a donut, action thriller about a cop's daughter who after her father clings to life, following an assassination attempt, goes on a rampage to unearth a father's assassin and we dug deep rooted corruption and NYPD you do your thing siz You know what am saying - Get some Bella, Bella. That's sounds like something I wanna watch. - You know what am saying. - Oh, up next, we got Chang can Dunk. - By Jingyi Shao, okay. - Listen, It's a young Asian American teen and basketball fanatic who just wants to dunk. We've all been there, we have all been there. - Come on, man. - And he has to get the girl, but he ends up learning more about himself, his best friends and his mother. But is he gonna dunk though. - That's a, Shh, don't give it away, you know what I'm saying? No spoilers. - Can't give it away. - You got to watch it. - That's right - But you gotta pay first. - Oh, oh. Up next we biased there, - (cheering) - We biased. Go from the Bronx. (clapping sound) - Hey. - Hey. (dancing) - Hey. - Hey. (clapping sound) - We got, Get Lite by Eric Gross. - Eric Gross. Hey Saunders, Hey, Sean Bronx . teenager is caught between the love of his life. Subway dancing and his strict father's insistence. of becoming an engineer, you know what am saying. - Wow, after he finigoes his way out to a ragtag lite feed crew, no music. He's exposed to an electrifying new world, as well as the new crushed now has to decide who or what he's willing to sacrifice in order to compete in the biggest dance competition of the year, Kingdom. - Kingdom. (yells) - You know what am saying. Wow, if Chris Pasas do a back flip in this, I'll be very upset, you know what I'm saying? - Also when it comes through and this guy's made it anything we're gonna be in it, but we have to use stunt doubles cause' we can't do the Get Lite stuff. - You know what am saying, So you already know, you know what I mean? We're gonna be the old heads that are like, hey man, you got to use, you gotta do the competition to save the gym. - Yeah. Cause' I already need to put some icy hot on just from announcing this, so. - You know what I mean? Yes. - You're not seeing us in the Kingdom, just saying. - No, not all. I just told my ACL saying that You know what am saying. - Up next, we got High Society, oh. - By Noga Pnueli The progressive woman stuck in conservative small Texas town starts microdosing the entire town with marijuana to make all of them all get loan. That's a great idea. - Hey, Hey, Hey, listen, listen, these scripts, these scripts are getting better and better, bro. - That's a great idea. - Oh, up next, we got The Sauce, you know what I'm saying by Chaz Hawkins. A depressed selfish black man fight for his life, after taking a job at a white owned beauty parlor whose monstrous owners concocted a wildly popular shampoo that requires a sickening ingredient. - A sickening ingredient. Not gonna tell you what it is, cause' you gonna... - I can tell you what it is. - We gonna find out, you know what I'm saying, hey and you can do that by going to youngstorytellers.com/donate. You know what I mean? - Yes - You wanna find out that the secret ingredient is semen, you got to go to youngstorytellers.com/donate and make it happen. You know what I'm saying? - The funny thing is the secret ingredient is actually cilantro but am - Wow really taking you for a loop, but you know. - You gotta react. - Loads of cilantro. - I might've, I might've, I might've misinterpreted. You gotta check it out. Up next. We got Yom Kippur. Hey. - Hey. To all my people, You know what I'm saying. It's by Brett Melnick and after getting high in the night of Yom Kippor, which you're supposed to be repenting three distant cousins is wake up with muddled minds and empty stomachs as they find themselves in the middle of a kidnapping and a major drug ring. - Wow. - They don't teach you about drug rings and cartels in the Hebrew school y'all you know what I'm saying. So there's this was interesting. - Also muddled minds and empty stomach sounds like the name of a fire SoundCloud album. - Hell yeah, you know what I'm saying. Like yo muddled my empty stomach, muddled my empty stomach. - You can play it on Yom Kippur when you're high, like yeah. (yells) - Yo, yo Future that your next joint make it happen, feel me. - Make it happen. (laughs) - All right, all right. And now for the big moment you've been waiting for - Yo, this is big. - No further ado. Listen, this is big. - This is major. - And you know why it's big we're about to announce the number one. - Number one (foreign language). - Itchy Burn, number one. - You know what I'm saying, you know what I mean? (making drum sound) - What is it (making drum sound) - The number one Script is Head Hunter by Sophie Dawson. - That's right, a high functioning cannibal selects his victims based on their Instagram popularity, but finds his habits shaken by a man who wants to be eaten. - Wow. See, cause' then now it's like wow if you don't have a popping Instagram, you've got nothing to worry about. - Yeah you good. - But if you wanna be eaten, how do you get your numbers up? - You know what I'm saying? Maybe you get some influencers on there. Maybe you get us too, you know what I'm saying? Post a selfie with us, you know what I'm saying? - That's right. - If you listen, if you want to be eaten, reach out to us, we will tag you in the photo. So that's how we will give back. Cause we're benevelent. - Also we drink flat tummy tea and you can get flat tummies just by drinking this tea and pooping every two minutes. - Poop, yo. (laughs) - Ah nah, for real though shout out to Vanity Fair, shout out to the Blacklist for letting this thing and shout out to all the - Word up. screen writers for doing their thing. - For real that's what it's about. - You took dreams out of your head and you made something out of them. You were able to get those visuals from up here in front of you. And that is a big, some of you know how hard it is we've been there and keep creating. And hopefully anyone watching this that hasn't written a script this motivates you to get yours out there, bro, what you waiting for. - Get in there, make it happen, tell your story. Let people hear your voice. - Shout out to who ourselves. Yo check us out. (laughs) New York Times best selling book, Knowledge Darts you know it's available out there. - Look at the boots... - We got our Timberland boots. We got ice cream from OddFellows, we got the Desus pieces just dropped Melrose Mero's marine gear just dropped. We got the bodega boys podcast still going strong. We about to hit episode two, two eight coming out by the time you watch this and watch this and - No more show late night. - No more show a late night season in three on Show Time coming up, you know the vibes, you know the vibes, you know the vibes the brand is Brolick. - You know what am saying. - And you know what. Also shout out to the homie Franklin Leonard, - You know what am saying. - Thanks for throwing us (mumbles) And right now we're about to throw you the Jason Kid. no look pass over the shoulder, whoop, so you can take it away my G pow. - My guy, thanks for letting us host this yo, we out. - Holla, Vanity Fair. (mumbles) Let's go. Let's go, we sure Imma hola. - So I don't actually have a basketball to like I'm taking the throwing pass there we go. Look that is about it for us today. Give it up to Desus Nice and Kid Mero. Give it up to the Academy award, winning screenwriters, Tyco Ytt and Bong Joon-Ho. Give it up to Vanity Fair for hosting us all today. And shout out to all the screenwriters in 2020 Blacklist and shout out to all screenwriters everywhere, working professional, aspiring professional. In the words of Kevin Duran y'all are the real MVPs cause' we the rest of us got nothing to do if it's not for y'all. Seriously, show our screenwriters some love donate to young storytellers if you can, again, youngstorytellers.com/donate. And if you want to know about the Blacklist, wanna know more about the Blacklist blcklsts.com with no vowels blcklst.com. Have a good rest of 2020, have a better 2021, be well, be safe, be kind. We will see you all next year.
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