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Howdy.
你好
Howdy for lovers.
戀人你好。
A video here with a challenge video that I just know Yo gonna love.
這裡的視頻與挑戰視頻,我只是知道喲要去愛。
That's right.
是的
It's the yoga challenge.
這是瑜伽的挑戰。
Say hello to today's contestants.
跟今天的參賽選手打個招呼吧。
Little Apple.
小蘋果。
Hey, and my best friend, we most certainly are not me and my best friend.
嘿,還有我最好的朋友,我們肯定不是我和我最好的朋友。
We like to kid around.
我們喜歡開玩笑。
So here the rules.
所以這裡的規則。
If you ask me, yo, gonna want to write them down.
如果你問我,喲,會想把它們寫下來。
It works like this.
它的工作原理是這樣的。
I'm gonna pull a yoga pose out of this bull.
我要從這頭牛身上拉出一個瑜伽姿勢。
And if you can do it, you get a point.
如果你能做到這一點,你就能得到一分。
I'm Dude, we're not gonna be able to do any of those.
我是杜德,我們不會做任何這些。
Yeah, we don't have lambs.
是的,我們沒有羊羔。
How are we supposed to do yoga poses?
我們應該如何做瑜伽姿勢?
Seems like he didn't really think this through.
看來他真的沒有想清楚。
Oh, didn't die.
哦,沒死。
Because here's the catch.
因為這裡有一個問題。
If you can't do the yoga pose, then you're gonna get a punishment.
如果你不會做瑜伽姿勢,那麼你就會受到懲罰。
Uh oh.
呃,哦。
Looks like all the exits.
看來所有的出口。
Air locked.
氣鎖。
Great.
厲害
He didn't think this through.
他沒有考慮清楚。
So who's gonna start us off Little apple?
那麼,誰來給我們開個頭,小蘋果?
You're gonna go first.
你要先走。
But how many times do you plan on making that same joke?
但你打算開多少次同樣的玩笑?
Orange?
橙子?
I don't know, but soon enough, you're gonna find out.
我不知道,但很快,你就會知道了。
Just pull, oppose orange.
只要拉,反對橙。
First up, we have eagle pose.
首先,我們有老鷹的姿勢。
Great.
厲害
Even if I knew it, that waas, which I don't I probably couldn't even do it, considering I don't have a spine.
就算我知道,那也是華斯,我不知道,我可能都做不到,考慮到我沒有脊椎。
Oh, sounds like somebody's earned a punishment.
哦,聽起來像是有人受到了懲罰。
Well, that's fine.
嗯,這很好。
How bad?
有多糟?
E o Oh, my gosh, Orange.
哦,我的天哪,橙子。
That punishment was way bigger than I expected.
這個懲罰比我想象的要大得多。
Yeah, but then again, what isn't bigger than you expected?
是啊,不過話說回來,有什麼不比你想象的大呢?
Okay, pairs up.
好了,對上了。
He has to dio plank pose.
他要擺出刁鑽的姿勢。
Cool.
爽啊
You need arms to do that one, so I can't do it.
你需要手臂來做那個,所以我做不到。
Bummer.
無賴
Looks like pears earned a punishment.
看來梨子是賺到了懲罰。
It better not be a rabid eagle dude and eagle, I would not think of it.
最好不是狂鷹紈絝子弟和老鷹,我是不會想到的。
Why are you laughing?
你笑什麼?
Would What does would mean?
Would是什麼意思?
I I just got it.
我... ...我剛剛得到了它。
Whatever the poses called, that's also a punishment.
不管叫什麼姿勢,那也是一種懲罰。
You're a squid.
你是一隻烏賊
Ca's your short little apple ready for your next pose?
你的小蘋果準備好下一個姿勢了嗎?
No.
不知道
Too bad you've selected half frog pose.
可惜你選擇了半青蛙的姿勢。
No.
不知道
Great.
厲害
Well, of course I can't do it.
好吧,我當然做不到。
I don't even know what it iss Wow.
我甚至不知道它是什麼 哇。
Looks like little apple fell short again.
看來小蘋果又落空了。
Bring on the half frog.
帶上半隻青蛙。
Post punishment.
罰後。
Oh, man.
哦,夥計。
Oh man e.
哦,夥計e。
I don't have any friends.
我沒有任何朋友。
Will you be mine?
你會是我的嗎?
Okay.
好吧,我知道了
Don't do that.
不要這樣做。
Sorry there was a fly on, You know there wasn't orange.
對不起,有一隻蒼蠅在上面,你知道沒有橙色。
We really gotta hang out with this guy.
我們真的要和這傢伙混在一起
Sorry, but it is a punishment after all.
對不起,但這畢竟是一種懲罰。
Oh, you made it back.
哦,你回來了。
Ready for your next yoga pose?
準備好你的下一個瑜伽姿勢了嗎?
No, Fantasmic.
不,Fantasmic。
You've selected mountain pose E.
你已經選擇了山式E。
I don't know what that is.
我不知道那是什麼
Orange.
橙色。
I don't know how many times I have to tell you what?
我不知道要告訴你多少次什麼?
Wow, That's one hill of a punishment.
哇,這是一個小山的懲罰。
Whatever.
管他呢
It's still that is better.
還是那個比較好。
For the last time, there's no fly on me.
最後一次,我身上沒有蒼蠅。
Pairs.
對子:
Punishments still isn't as bad as mine.
懲罰還是沒有我的嚴重。
I wouldn't be so sure.
我不太確定
Little apple because you just pulled half frog pose.
小蘋果因為你剛剛拉了半隻青蛙的姿勢。
What e.
什麼e。
I don't have any friends.
我沒有任何朋友。
Will you be mine?
你會是我的嗎?
There are two of you.
你們有兩個人。
Where was I did Between the two of us, we make a whole frog that zig I'm alive.
我在哪裡做了我們兩個人之間, 我們做了一個完整的青蛙,ZIG我還活著。
So you are glad you made it back?
所以你很高興你能回來?
Pair, you're just in time for your final pose.
對了,你正好趕上你的最後一個姿勢。
Oh, goody, Your pose is What is that?
哦,天哪,你的姿勢是什麼?
Please tell me I'm not gonna get smashed by something again.
請告訴我,我不會再被什麼東西砸到了。
You're in luck.
你很幸運
You've selected the half frog pose Seriously.
你選擇了半青蛙的姿勢,說真的。
Hey, I don't have any friends.
嘿,我沒有任何朋友。
Will you be buying?
你會買嗎?
Really?
真的嗎?
There are three of you.
你們有三個人。
Not gonna.
不會的
So what do you think of the yoga challenge?
那麼你覺得瑜伽挑戰賽怎麼樣呢?
Honestly, it was pretty bad.
老實說,這是很糟糕的。
Dude, stop it.
夥計,別這樣。
Yeah, It was a bit light on the yoga, if you ask me.
是啊,如果你問我的話,這是個有點輕的瑜伽。
And what made it worse for these?
是什麼讓這些變得更糟呢?
Uh huh.
嗯哼。
You didn't like it?
你不喜歡?
I thought it was pretty fly.
我覺得很飛。
Yeah, well, it wasn't no fly.
是啊,它不是沒有飛。
Uh huh.
嗯哼。
Fellas, we got a really one.
夥計們,我們得到了一個真正的。
Wow.
哇哦
Stay awake.
保持清醒。
Too many cubs too many times, yeah.
太多的小熊太多次了,是的。