HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE.

曾是猥瑣的或好的。

(BELLS RINGING) WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

那是什麼聲音?

>> HO-HO-HO!

>> 吼吼吼！

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

聖誕快樂！

SANTA'S HERE!

桑塔在這裡！

>> JAMES: SANTA!

>> 天啊！

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!

聖誕快樂，每個人！

>> James: SANTA!

>> James: SANTA!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

你在這裡做什麼？

>> MERRY CHRISTMAS.

>> 聖誕快樂。

WELL, IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS, SO, I THOUGHT I'D COME DELIVER

好吧，這幾乎是聖誕節， 所以，我想我會來提供

GIFTS TO ALL THE GOOD BOYS AND GIRLS FROM MY FAVORITE

送給所有優秀的男孩和女孩的禮物，從我最喜歡的。

TELEVISION SHOW!

電視節目!

HO-HO-HO!

吼吼吼！

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SANTA'S HERE!

聖誕老人來了！

>> James: WHAT A LOVELY SURPRISE!

>> 詹姆斯。多麼美好的驚喜！

WAIT, HOW DID YOU GET IN THE BUILDING?

等等，你怎麼進的樓？

>> WHY, THROUGH THE CHIMNEY, OF COURSE.

>> 為什麼，通過煙囪，當然。

>> JAMES: OKAY, BUT DID YOU FOLLOW THE NECESSARY PROTOCOLS?

>> 好的，但你是否遵循了必要的程序？

>> OF COURSE, I DID!

>> 當然，我是這麼做的！

I RUBBED MY BELLY, CRINKLED MY NOSE AND SLID RIGHT DOWN!

我揉了揉肚子，皺了皺鼻子，然後直接滑了下去！這下可好了。

HO-HO-HO!

吼吼吼！

SANTA'S HERE!

桑塔在這裡！

>> JAMES: YES, BUT WERE YOU TESTED?

>> 是的，但你被測試了嗎？

>> OH, JAMES, EVERY CHRISTMAS IS A TEST.

>> 哦，詹姆斯，每一個聖誕節是一個測試。

AND EVERY YEAR WE PASS WITH FLYING COLORS-- AND FLYING

每年我們都會帶著飛揚的色彩--和飛揚的光芒而過

REINDEER!

雷恩德！

>> James: RIGHT.

>> 詹姆斯。右邊。

SORRY.

對不起。

SANTA, I MEAN HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED FOR COVID 19?

聖誕老人，我的意思是，你是否已經測試過COVID 19？

>> COVID- 19?

>> COVID- 19?

IS THAT ANOTHER ONE OF THE ADORABLE BOY BANDS YOU LIKE

這是你喜歡的另一個可愛的男孩樂隊嗎？

HAVING ON THE SHOW?

節目中的表演？

HO-HO-HO!

吼吼吼！

YOU KNOW, JAMES, YOU'RE 42-YEARS-OLD, THERE ARE OTHER

你知道嗎，詹姆斯，你42歲了，還有其他的。

KINDS OF MUSIC.

音樂的種類：

>> JAMES: NO, SANTA, COVID-19 IS AN AIRBORNE VIRUS THAT'S VERY

>> 不，聖誕老人，COVID-19是一個空中病毒，這是非常。

CONTAGIOUS.

CONTAGIOUS。

>> TO BE HONEST, SANTA IS A LITTLE OUT OF THE LOOP.

>> 說實話，聖誕老人是一個有點出圈。

NEWS TRAVELS SLOW UP AT THE NORTH POLE.

新聞旅行在北極放緩。

TERRIBLE WIFI.

TERRIBLE WIFI。

>> James: OKAY, I CAN'T BELIEVE -- BUT YOU MUST HAVE

>> 詹姆斯：好吧，我不能相信 - 但你必須有

HEARD OF IT.

聽說過它。

IT STARTED LIKE A YEAR AGO, HALFWAY ACROSS THE GLOBE.

它開始像一年前， 半路橫跨全球。

>> OH, THOSE POOR PEOPLE!

>> 哦，那些可憐的人！

WELL, LUCKY FOR US WE'RE IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW!

好了，幸運的是我們現在在美國！

LET'S GET TO THE PRESENTS!

讓我們來看看禮物吧！

>> James: HANG ON!

>> 詹姆斯。等一下！

SANTA, IT'S IN AMERICA NOW, TOO.

聖誕老人，它現在也在美國。

ACTUALLY, IT'S WORSE HERE.

事實上，這裡更糟糕。

THAN PRETTY MUCH ANYWHERE ELSE, WHICH IS WHY I THINK THIS HAD

比其他任何地方都要好，這就是為什麼我認為這有

BETTER BE YOUR FIRST AND LAST STOP TONIGHT.

最好是你今晚的第一站和最後一站。

>> OH, JAMES, THIS ISN'T MY FIRST STOP.

>> 哦，詹姆斯，這不是我的第一站。

I'VE BEEN TO FLORIDA, SOUTH DAKOTA, ALL OVER ORANGE COUNTY,

我去過佛羅里達州，南達科他州，整個橙縣。

CALIFORNIA.

加利福尼亞州：

NOBODY MENTIONED IT THERE.

沒有人提到它在那裡。

>> JAMES: YEAH, THAT'S KIND OF THE PROBLEM.

>> 是的，這就是問題所在。

>> OH, MY.

>> 哦，我的天。

THIS SOUNDS REALLY SERIOUS.

這聽起來真的很嚴重。

A DISEASE THAT'S COMPLETELY UNSTOPPABLE...

一種完全無法阻止的疾病... ...

>> JAMES: WELL, NOT COMPLETELY.

>> 好吧，不完全是。

IT'S PROVEN THAT SOCIAL DISTANCING AND WEARING A MASK

事實證明，社會距離和戴面具

STOPS THE SPREAD.

停止蔓延。

>> WELL, THAT'S GREAT NEWS!

>> 好吧，這是偉大的新聞！

NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT INFORMATION IT SHOULD BE GONE IN

現在我們有了資訊，就可以進去了。

NO TIME.

沒有時間。

NOW, LET'S GET TO THOSE PRESENTS!

現在，讓我們來看看這些禮物吧！

WHO'S BEEN A GOOD BOY?

誰是好孩子？

>> JAMES: NO, SEE, SOME PEOPLE ARE REFUSING TO WEAR THE MASKS

>> 不，你看，有些人拒絕戴面具。

AND ARE JUST GOING ABOUT THEIR LIVES AS NORMAL.

並只是去他們的生活正常。

AND, UNFORTUNATELY, THAT MEANS THAT CHRISTMAS IS GOING TO HAVE

而且，不幸的是，這意味著，聖誕節將有

TO BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT THIS YEAR.

今年要有點不同。

>> WELL, AS LONG AS ALL THE GOOD LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS CAN STILL

>> 好吧，只要所有的好小男孩和女孩可以繼續。

SIT ON SANTA'S LAP AND WHISPER INTO MY EAR.

坐在聖誕老人的腿上，在我耳邊吹口哨。

>> James: NO, THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

>> 詹姆斯。不，這就是問題所在。

YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

你不能這樣做。

>> OKAY, BUT I CAN STILL SNEAK INTO HOUSES AND LEAVE GIFTS IN

>> 好吧，但我仍然可以溜進房子，並留下禮物在。

PEOPLE'S STOCKINGS.

人民的襪子。

>> James: NO, NO, NO, YOU DEFINITELY CAN'T DO THAT EITHER.

>> 詹姆斯：不，不，不，不，你肯定不能這樣做，兩者。

>> MILK AND COOKIES?

>> 牛奶和餅乾？

>> James: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

>> 詹姆斯。絕對不是。

>> HOLY (BLEEP).

>> 神聖的（BLEEP）。

( LAUGHTER ) JAMES, CAN I LET YOU IN ON A

（笑）詹姆斯，我可以讓你在一個。

LITTLE SECRET?

小祕密？

>> JAMES: OF COURSE.

>> 當然。

>> SANTA IS GETTING ANGRY!

>> 聖誕老人生氣了!

I'VE BEEN WORKING MY BOWL OF JELLY OFF SINCE JANUARY AND FOR

我從一月份開始就一直在忙著吃果凍，一直到現在。

WHAT?!

什麼？

I'VE MADE MY LIST AND I DON'T NEED TO CHECK IT TWICE!

我已經列出了我的清單，我不需要再檢查兩次了!

EVERYONE IS GOING ON THE NAUGHTY LIST!

每個人都要上 "猥瑣名單 "了!

NO MORE PRESENTS!

沒有更多的禮物！

>> JAMES: BUT SOME O US HAVE BEEN GOOD, SANTA!

>> 但我們中的一些人已經很好，聖誕老人！

>> I DON'T GIVE A (BLEEP)!

>> 我不給(BLEEP)！

CHRISTMAS IS A SACRED TIME OF YEAR AND YOU ALL RUINED IT!

聖誕節是一年中神聖的時刻，而你們卻毀了它！

YOU KNOW THAT BLENDER YOU WANTED?

你知道你想要的那臺BLENDER嗎？

>> JAMES: SANTA, NO!

>> 神聖的，不！

>> H, LOOK.

>> H，看。

A LAPTOP FOR SUSAN.

蘇珊的筆記本

SUSAN, HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD GIRL?

蘇珊，你是個好女孩嗎？

>> YES, I HAVE!

>> 是的，我有！

>> James: AND YOU KNOW THAT NEW LAPTOP YOU WANTED.

>> 詹姆斯。你知道你想要的新筆記本電腦。

>> UH-HUH.

>> UH -HUH。

>> James: WHY DON'T YOU GOOGLE "SANTA'S PISSED OFF!"

>> 詹姆斯：你為什麼不穀歌 "聖誕老人生氣了！"

>> James: SANTA!

>> James: SANTA!

OH, TINY TIM!

哦，TINY TIM！

YOU KNOW THAT GUITAR YOU ASKED SANTA FOR?

你知道你向聖誕老人要的那把吉他嗎？

WELL, I'VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE.

好了，我已經得到了它在這裡。

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

聖誕快樂！

>> James: SANTA!

>> James: SANTA!

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS REVENGE!

我想要的聖誕禮物就是報仇！

>> James: HOLD ON, WE'RE GOING TO BE RIGHT BACK.

>> 等一下，我們馬上回來。

WE'LL GO TO COMMERCIAL AND FIGURE THIS OUT.

我們將去商業和解決這個問題。

WHEN WE COME BACK, KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY IS GOING TO

當我們回來的時候，基根-邁克爾-基將會是...

BE HERE, EVERYBODY!

在這裡，每一個人！

SANTA, CALM DOWN!

桑塔，冷靜下來！

>> SANTA'S ANGRY!

>> 聖誕老人生氣了！

SILENT NIGHT!

寂靜的夜晚！

HOLY NIGHT!

神聖的夜晚！

ALL IS CALM!

一切都很平靜！

ALL -- ♪

ALL -- ?

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

( LAUGHTER ) ( BLEEP )

（笑） （嗶嗶聲）