And they announced that they're hiring 100,000 new employees.

Well, this has led to other opportunities for other businesses as well.

Check it out.

Amazon is hiring 100,000 employees to try to keep up with demand.

Hi, I'm Jake Taurel, CEO and founder of Poor Choppers.

I've been stealing Amazon packages off of porches for over seven years.

Now, more packages means more work for me, and I'm swamped.

The good news is I'm higher.

If you're a sleazeball.

Package stealing could be for you.

All you need is no moral compass and the ability to outrun the average stay at home.

Mom.

Plus, you're your own boss unless you count me.

Jake Carol, your boss with poor choppers.

Every morning is like Christmas morning.

I got generic Viagra.

I got Barbie's dream house.

I got a mohair sweater.

I think I'm allergic to mohair.

If you'd like to interview for a position at poor choppers, meet me in the alley behind the Quiznos on Van Owen.