AND THIS YEAR WE'LL ALL BE CELEBRATING VERY DIFFERENTLY

THAN WE NORMALLY DO.

SO WE THOUGHT WE WOULD OFFER SOME MUCH NEEDED PERSPECTIVE TO

SHOW JUST HOW BIG A DIFFERENCE A YEAR CAN MAKE.

THIS IS LAST CHRISTMAS.

>> Reggie: LAST CHRISTMAS.

>> James: NOW LAST CHRISTMAS, LAST CHRISTMAS YOU GOT KISSED

UNDER THE MISTLETOE.

THIS CHRISTMAS YOU GOT ELBOW BUMPED OVER THE PLEXIGLASS.

>> LAST CHRISTMAS OH BY GOSH BY GOLLY IT IS TIME FOR MISTLETOE

AND HOLLY, THIS CHRISTMAS OH BY GOTCH BY GOLLY ANOTHER PRESS

CONFERENCE WITH GIULIANI.

>> LAST CHRISTMAS WE BUILT A SNOWMAN FOR FUN.

THIS CHRISTMAS WE BUILT A SNOWMAN FOR COMPANY.

>> LAST CHRISTMAS YOUR UNCLE PETE RANTED ABOUT IMMIGRANTS

STEALING JOBS, THIS CHRISTMAS YOUR UNCLE PETE RANTED ABOUT

IMMIGRANTS STEALING VOTES.

BUT ALSO STEALING JOBS.

LAST CHRISTMAS RUDOLPH THE REINDEER HAD A SHINY NOSE, THIS

CHRISTMAS RUDOLPH COMPLETELY LOST HIS SENSE OF SMELL.

>> BECAUSE OF THE RONNA, RUDOLPH GOT THE RONA, DID YOU KNOW, THAT

DASHER FINDS, PRANCER FINDS, RUDOLPH GOT THE RONNA.

>> IT IS PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS T IS ACTUALLY WHO TOM CRUISE WAS

TALKING TO.

STILL FRIEND.

>> AND THAT IS WHO TOM CRUISE IS TALKING TO.

[BLEEP] STOP NOW!

AND FINALLY LAST CHRISTMAS AND SO I'M OFFERING THIS SIMPLE

PHRASE TO KIDS FROM ONE TO 92, ALTHOUGH IT'S BEEN SAID MANY

TIMES MANY WAYS, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU.

THIS CHRISTMAS AND SO I AM OFFERING THIS SIMPLE PHRASE TO

KIDS FROM ONE TO 92.

TO THOSE WHO SAID MANY TIMES MANY WAYS WEAR A MASK YOU DICK.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE SHORT MESSAGES, NICOLE KIDMAN

AND KERRY WASHINGTON WILL BE HERE.