Well, fan playing E wish I could play the drums like match.

好吧，粉絲打E希望我可以像比賽一樣打鼓。

What's So He'll teach you.

什麼是所以，他會教你。

Max will give you lesson.

麥克斯會給你上課的

$7 an hour.

每小時7美元

That's right.

是的

I can't afford it now.

我現在買不起。

You know this is This is exciting because, as you know, we're here together now, which I know is a big throw for you, but way work together.

你知道，這是 這是令人興奮的，因為，你知道， 我們在這裡一起，現在， 我知道這是一個很大的扔給你， 但方式一起工作。

Why would people laugh at that?

為什麼大家會嘲笑呢？

Now?

現在？

It's an angry crowd.

這是一個憤怒的人群。

Big.

大。

It's a big, big thrill.

這是一個很大很大的刺激。

Try and calm yourself.

試著讓自己冷靜下來。

Way worked.

方式工作。

Yeah, way worked together.

是的，方式一起工作。

Don't.

別這樣

We did.

我們做到了。

Well, that's why you're we're old friends.

嗯，這就是為什麼你是我們的老朋友。

Yes, we work together.

是的，我們一起工作。

I think it was 11 years ago.

我想那是11年前的事了。

We try to figure it out backstage.

我們在後臺想辦法。

Saturday Night Live, I believe, is the fifth time I was able to host the show was the fifth time, and there was a sketch called the Five Timers Club, which was the first time the Five Timers Club appeared.

週六夜現場》，我相信，我能夠主持這個節目是第五次，有一個小品叫《五時俱樂部》，這是《五時俱樂部》第一次出現。

Yeah, then they re ran that idea a bunch of time.

是啊，然後他們重新運行這個想法 一堆時間。

But I was I was in that in that sketch.

但我是我是在那張草圖中。

It's funny.

這很有趣。

They told me that you I said, Really, Cody was in that sketch Because the host has a lot of things he's got to keep track of when he's on the show.

他們跟我說，我說，真的，科迪在那個小品裡，因為主持人在節目裡有很多事情要處理。

I interesting.

我很感興趣。

So I'm interested in It's my theory, Tom, that my performance here launched you.

所以我對我的理論很感興趣 湯姆 我在這裡的表現讓你嶄露頭角了。

Those Oscars came after this.

那些奧斯卡獎在這之後。

Everything came after this.

在這之後，一切都來了。

This is truth.

這就是事實。

I think we should take a look at this.

我想我們應該看看這個。

Great moment.

偉大的時刻。

Take a look.

看看吧

Welcome, Mr Hanks.

歡迎，漢克斯先生

Once again, congratulations on your fifth appears.

再次祝賀你第五次出現。

Well, thank you.

嗯，謝謝你。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Would you like your club robe now?

你現在想要你的俱樂部袍子嗎？

Sure.

當然可以

Yeah, you bet.

是啊，你打賭。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Um, Sean.

嗯，肖恩。

Sean, wait.

肖恩，等待。

There you go.

這就對了

Tom thing is miraculous.

湯姆的事情是不可思議的。

I have not aged today.

我今天還沒有老。

You have not aged today.

你今天還沒有老。

You.

你啊

I hit puberty.

我到了青春期。

Yeah, I was, like, 28 years old.

是的，我當時，像，28歲。

High e don't think it was 11 years ago.

高e不認為這是11年前的事。

I think that was from 1958.

我想那是1958年的。

E.

E.

Think that although it looks like I'm not doing a lot there, I think I'm doing quite a bit.

覺得雖然看起來我那裡做的不多，但我覺得我做的挺多的。

That was That was actually that was a good piece.

那是... ...其實那是一篇好文章。

Steve Martin showed up in that piece.

史蒂夫-馬丁出現在那片子裡。

Jon Lovitz for the day.

喬恩-洛維茨的一天。

And believe it or not, you know, it was in that piece.

不管你信不信，你知道嗎，它就在那片子裡。

Ralph Nader is in that piece.

拉爾夫-納德在那片子裡。

That's right.

是的

Ralph Nader plays a pivotal role, comes at the door and says, Look, I've hosted the show once Ralph Nader ran for president.

拉爾夫-納德扮演了一個關鍵的角色，進門就說，你看，拉爾夫-納德一競選總統，我就主持過這個節目。

I like how this became a civics lesson.

我喜歡這成為公民課的方式。

Believe he almost one in a couple of states.

相信他在幾個州幾乎是一個。

They're still counting Thio.

他們還在計算Thio。

Still.

不過

Why I go back to that?

我為什麼要回去呢？

I go back to that.

我回去了。

You're right.

你是對的

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

That's not right at all.

這一點都不對。

Are you enjoying?

你喜歡嗎？

I mean, here it is Friday.

我是說，今天是星期五。

We're almost at Christmas.

我們快到聖誕節了。

We're close.

我們很接近。

You could taste it.

你可以嚐到它。

You can taste Christmas, which sounds disgusting.

你可以嚐嚐聖誕節的味道，這聽起來很噁心。

But you can.

但你可以。

We're getting that close to you.

我們離你越來越近了。

Are you feeling the Christmas spirit?

你感受到聖誕氣氛了嗎？

No, I I wish I did it.

不，我... ...我希望我做到了。

E.

E.

Look, I don't wanna complain that I'm a lucky man, but to have a movie come out of the holiday season means you're pretty much riding that celebrity mule train for the month of December on.

聽著，我不想抱怨我是個幸運的人，但在節日裡有一部電影出來，意味著你在12月裡幾乎是坐上了名人的騾子火車。

And I have not been able Thio.

而我還沒有能夠Thio。

I mean, I have not been able to shop.

我的意思是，我還沒能購物。

I have not been able to celebrate.

我還沒來得及慶祝。

I haven't gone to any of the parties that have been in the neighborhood on the whole Christmas thing.

我沒有去參加任何一個派對，一直在附近的整個聖誕節的事情。

Seems to be bypassing me this year.

今年似乎繞過了我。

I Really I have something about I don't know.

我真的我有一些關於我不知道。

It's like I have an idea.

我好像有了個主意。

What if What if I brought Christmas to you right now?

如果... ...如果我現在把聖誕節帶給你呢？

Wouldn't that be Oh, common How?

那豈不是哦，普通的如何？

How could you bring Christmas to me?

你怎麼能把聖誕節帶給我？

Are you some benevolent spirit of television?

你是電視裡的什麼仁義精神嗎？

It's so simple, Tom.

這很簡單，湯姆

I could do it easily.

我可以很容易地做到這一點。

I am a God.

我是一個神。

Let's start out.

我們開始吧。

Let's have a little coming up, Max.

讓我們有一個小來了，最大。

A little Christmassy music.

一點聖誕音樂。

Maybe set the mood here for Tom.

也許可以在這裡為湯姆營造氣氛。

Isn't that nice?

這不是很好嗎？

You're feeling a little Christmas right now?

你現在覺得有點聖誕氣氛嗎？

Sure.

當然可以

Yeah.

是啊。

You bet.

沒錯

You don't seem convinced.

你似乎不相信。

What if we brought in a little bit of snow, Liz?

如果我們下點雪呢，麗茲？

A little bit of snow.

一點點的雪。

I thought that Sure.

我想是的

Says Christmas.

說是聖誕節。

Yeah.

是啊。

And that.

而這。

Great.

厲害

And look, Tom looking, I got you.

看，湯姆，我找到你了。

I got you a big present things for me.

我給你準備了一份大禮，是給我的。

This is for you.

這是給你的。

That's nice.

這很好。

This is from me to you.

這是我給你的。

Check this out.

看看這個。

Oh, it's It's a beautiful Conan.

哦，這是一個美麗的柯南。

It's a skeleton.

這是一個骨架。

It's hooch, everybody.

這是胡酒，各位。

That's hooch Day.

那是胡奇日。

Yeah, you'd like to have hooch back in your life.

是啊，你想讓酒回到你的生活中。

It's great to have a skeleton of one of my old co stars.

很高興有一個我的老搭檔明星的骨架。

That's great.

那太好了

And then I thought maybe what I should do to really set the mood is singing a little Christmas song How about have yourself a merry little Christmas?

然後我想也許我應該做的是唱一首聖誕小曲來烘托氣氛 如何給自己一個快樂的小聖誕？

Let your heart be light From now on, Tom Hanks troubles will be How to sign Yeah, Conan Have yourself a theme A yuletide gay From now on our troubles will be miles away Have yourself a merry little creatives.

讓你的心變得輕盈 從現在開始，湯姆-漢克斯的煩惱將如何簽名 是啊，柯南有你自己的主題 一個耶誕節的同志 從現在開始，我們的煩惱將英里遠 有你自己的快樂小創意。

My Nah, Very personal time, Right?

我的吶，很私人的時間，對吧？

Tom Hanks.

湯姆-漢克斯

Everybody.

各位