Well, fanplaying E wish I couldplaythedrumslikematch.
What's SoHe'llteachyou.
Maxwillgiveyoulesson.
$7 anhour.
That's right.
I can't afforditnow.
YouknowthisisThisisexcitingbecause, asyouknow, we'reheretogethernow, which I knowis a bigthrowforyou, butwayworktogether.
Whywouldpeoplelaughatthat?
Now?
It's anangrycrowd.
Big.
It's a big, bigthrill.
Tryandcalmyourself.
Wayworked.
Yeah, wayworkedtogether.
Don't.
Wedid.
Well, that's whyyou'rewe'reoldfriends.
Yes, weworktogether.
I thinkitwas 11 yearsago.
Wetrytofigureitoutbackstage.
SaturdayNightLive, I believe, isthefifthtime I wasabletohosttheshowwasthefifthtime, andtherewas a sketchcalledtheFiveTimersClub, whichwasthefirsttimetheFiveTimersClubappeared.
Yeah, thentheyreranthatidea a bunchoftime.
But I was I wasinthatinthatsketch.
It's funny.
Theytoldmethatyou I said, Really, CodywasinthatsketchBecausethehosthas a lotofthingshe's gottokeeptrackofwhenhe's ontheshow.
I interesting.
So I'm interestedinIt's mytheory, Tom, thatmyperformanceherelaunchedyou.
ThoseOscarscameafterthis.
Everythingcameafterthis.
Thisistruth.
I thinkweshouldtake a lookatthis.
Greatmoment.
Take a look.
Welcome, MrHanks.
Onceagain, congratulationsonyourfifthappears.
Well, thankyou.
Thankyou.
Wouldyoulikeyourclubrobenow?
Sure.
Yeah, youbet.
Thankyou.
Um, Sean.
Sean, wait.
Thereyougo.
Tomthingismiraculous.
I havenotagedtoday.
Youhavenotagedtoday.
You.
I hitpuberty.
Yeah, I was, like, 28 yearsold.
High e don't thinkitwas 11 yearsago.
I thinkthatwasfrom 1958.
E.
Thinkthatalthoughitlookslike I'm notdoing a lotthere, I think I'm doingquite a bit.
ThatwasThatwasactuallythatwas a goodpiece.
SteveMartinshowedupinthatpiece.
JonLovitzfortheday.
Andbelieveitornot, youknow, itwasinthatpiece.
RalphNaderisinthatpiece.
That's right.
RalphNaderplays a pivotalrole, comesatthedoorandsays, Look, I'vehostedtheshowonceRalphNaderranforpresident.
I likehowthisbecame a civicslesson.
Believehealmostonein a coupleofstates.
They'restillcountingThio.
Still.
Why I gobacktothat?
I gobacktothat.
You'reright.
I'm sorry.
That's notrightatall.
Areyouenjoying?
I mean, hereitisFriday.
We'realmostatChristmas.
We'reclose.
Youcouldtasteit.
YoucantasteChristmas, whichsoundsdisgusting.
Butyoucan.
We'regettingthatclosetoyou.
AreyoufeelingtheChristmasspirit?
No, I I wish I didit.
E.
Look, I don't wannacomplainthat I'm a luckyman, buttohave a moviecomeoutoftheholidayseasonmeansyou'reprettymuchridingthatcelebritymuletrainforthemonthofDecemberon.
And I havenotbeenableThio.
I mean, I havenotbeenabletoshop.
I havenotbeenabletocelebrate.
I haven't gonetoanyofthepartiesthathavebeenintheneighborhoodonthewholeChristmasthing.
Seemstobebypassingmethisyear.
I Really I havesomethingabout I don't know.
It's like I haveanidea.
WhatifWhatif I broughtChristmastoyourightnow?
Wouldn't thatbeOh, commonHow?
HowcouldyoubringChristmastome?
Areyousomebenevolentspiritoftelevision?
It's sosimple, Tom.
I coulddoiteasily.
I am a God.
Let's startout.
Let's have a littlecomingup, Max.
A littleChristmassymusic.
MaybesetthemoodhereforTom.
Isn't thatnice?
You'refeeling a littleChristmasrightnow?
Sure.
Yeah.
Youbet.
Youdon't seemconvinced.
Whatifwebroughtin a littlebitofsnow, Liz?
A littlebitofsnow.
I thoughtthatSure.
SaysChristmas.
Yeah.
Andthat.
Great.
Andlook, Tomlooking, I gotyou.
I gotyou a bigpresentthingsforme.
Thisisforyou.
That's nice.
Thisisfrommetoyou.
Checkthisout.
Oh, it's It's a beautifulConan.
It's a skeleton.
It's hooch, everybody.
That's hoochDay.
Yeah, you'd liketohavehoochbackinyourlife.
It's greattohave a skeletonofoneofmyoldcostars.
That's great.
Andthen I thoughtmaybewhat I shoulddotoreallysetthemoodissinging a littleChristmassongHowabouthaveyourself a merrylittleChristmas?
LetyourheartbelightFromnowon, TomHankstroubleswillbeHowtosignYeah, ConanHaveyourself a theme A yuletidegayFromnowonourtroubleswillbemilesawayHaveyourself a merrylittlecreatives.
MyNah, Verypersonaltime, Right?
TomHanks.
Everybody.
shewasdone, itwasAnyonehaveforbackeverybodyalone.
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