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  • you have two beautiful Children.

  • How are they doing?

  • They love you, my daughters in class with your son.

  • Uh uh.

  • You like You know what they call him?

  • Beckett.

  • 00 that's cool, because there's a Beckett G.

  • Yes, there's there's another Beckett who has a different last name.

  • Yeah, and so sometimes my son will refer to himself to me as Beckett.

  • Oh, like you're my only son.

  • You don't want to qualify.

  • What kid is the coolest kid?

  • His son is so cool when I see Beckett it at school.

  • And your daughter is awesome, too.

  • But your sons always.

  • But it, you know, your your daughter is the best.

  • She's amazing.

  • Yeah, but anyways, last night So my my kids, you know they wanna watch TV all the time, and I try to pretend all right, if I put on a good show, it will be good for him.

  • And it's not bad that they're watching TV.

  • So last night, I'm like, What do I put on?

  • And I hit the list, and apparently we record little house on the prairie.

  • So I was like, little house on the prairie.

  • That's a good idea.

  • And my kids are going on.

  • Oh, we've seen everyone as And then there was one called, uh, Indian boy or something.

  • And so I said, uh, I'm Daddy's gonna do a Western.

  • Maybe we'll watch that, you know, because in this movie I'm about to do, I'm raised by Indians.

  • So, uh, they go all right, and I put on it immediately starts off with this nice Indian man backing away.

  • And I was like, Oh, no And my kids goes, Why is he backing away?

  • And I go, I don't know.

  • Maybe someone offered him Turkey and he didn't want It s e o.

  • And then they cut.

  • They cut to these three guys with guns and I and then I hear they're not gonna kill him, are there Are no little house on the prairie.

  • No one's gonna get killed on little house on fire on The next thing I see is his hand on a rock and it kind of shakes and falls down.

  • I was like, on my kid goes No, you know, you could you in, like, a safe choice.

  • You never know when you tithe house on the prairie.

  • Anyway.

  • Sorry.

  • You're a terrible dad the worst, Dad.

  • Everything got traumatized.

  • But you like to sometimes put your kids in the movie, Stuff them in there.

  • I'm just curious.

  • Are they anything like you have your personality?

  • Because now I see if they're just nice kids, I don't know.

  • You spend enough time with them, you know, like, Oh, they're sort of like Adam.

  • They're they're nicer than me.

  • They're like they're like my wife there.

  • Like nice people.

  • I'm not.

  • I'm not as nice as my wife.

  • So they're more like my wife and that decent, But But I The one thing I noticed that there sort of getting his mind that they don't dress bad like me.

  • But they get itchy, they get it.

  • That's one thing with you.

  • You get itchy, you get like, you know, if you were in a suit, you don't like it started at my bar mitzvah when I would yell with the stupid suit and I was like I just couldn't stand wearing the suit.

  • And I kept saying, Never again with this and my father's, like, over relax and blah, blah, blah.

  • So, anyways, my my niece got married at Lake Winnipesaukee this summer, and so the kids were flower girls and, uh, my niece and my wife and everybody put him in these nice outfits.

  • And they were very, uh and they kept saying, I want to take it off.

  • And I kept saying, Relax, relax where the blah, blah, blah You gotta just at least through the flower girl stuff, and then we'll get it off here.

  • And then.

  • So we did the ceremony, and then right when they finished, I snuck him away from the wedding.

  • Well, everyone was walking from the ceremony to to where the banquet or whatever where you eat.

  • And I just say again, Go ahead, take off the thing.

  • And they stripped down to their underwear and I said, Let's dive in the lake And I jumped into my underwear.

  • We were swimming in the lake.

  • You all got in your underwear and jump in the lake.

  • And the wedding's still going on.

  • Yeah, people are walking by.

  • And then all of a sudden I just hear my mother's boys blasting Europe thing you're teaching them thing is wrong.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Uh huh.

you have two beautiful Children.

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