For the first time ever, Time magazine has named someone there Kid of the year.

She's a 15 year old scientist and inventor from Colorado named Gitanjali Row.

She's very impressive.

They apparently considered over 5000 nominees before choosing a winner.

One of those nominees actually contacted our show to ask if he could come on to give a quick congratulations to Gitanjali.

I thought that was very nice.

So here he is.

Please welcome.

Feign Montgomery feign.

Hello.

This is very nice of you.

I understand you want to personally congratulate times Official kid of the year.

Yeah, not really, Cone.

And that's just something I said to get past your producer.

Oh, you don't wanna congratulate the winner.

You are you upset you didn't win or something you think actually wasn't even nominated?

Even though I'm 1000 times better than every other kid out there, including the so called winner.

What means so called winner.

I mean, she invented a device that detects lead in drinking water, so she seems like a perfect choice.

Yawn, Conan, you know, it's actually difficult sneaking laxatives into my dad's drinking water without noticing.

I've already done that, like eight times this week.

Guess where he is right now.

I don't really know or care sitting on the camp.

Okay?

You know thing that's just a prank.

That's a mean prank.

That's not what Kid of the Year Award is all about.

My dad's already been to 12 different doctors, and nobody can figure out what's wrong with his intestines.

I'm smarter than 12 doctors, Conan.

No, you're not.

That doesn't make sense.

This year's winner, she works with genetics and artificial intelligence.

That's real cutting edge science.

I invented cutting edge science.

I've told people my mom's car every day since March.

I'm half the reason there was a toilet paper shortage.

Now that's kid of the year material.

Let's just know that's wasteful.

And no, I just forget it.

Zane, feign whatever your name is and how many kids know to use a burner phone.

For all their prank phone calls, I learned that from the wire.

You watch the what?

Your parents let you watch the wire.

Let me.

How would they know?

My mom's always cleaning toilet paper off her car, and my dad's on the can.

Oh yeah, great.

You know what?

You're not You're not kid of the year Material feign.

Hey, come on.

I got two kids of the year right here for you.

That's that's classy.

That's great.

Feign.

That's really class.

Yeah.

Do you have any friends, thane?

Uh huh.

Yeah.

How many?

Like 12.

12.

Friend's name.

Two of them.

This one and this one.

You know what?

Okay.

Screw you, thane.

You must get fan, not a fan.

Oh!

Oh, I'll live.

I live feign or what am I gonna do without faint is a fan.

Hey, Cone And I want to introduce you to two of your biggest fans.

One and two.

You keep falling for it.

Really?

I didn't fall for you.

Didn't give me a smart whatever.

Alright, fame.

Do me a favor, please.

Go right now.

Back to school and get the shit kicked out of you.

Okay?

I can't because of Cove.

It just don't contact the show again, okay?