Name: 斯蒂芬-科爾伯特重返紐西蘭。一個神奇的國度，在那裡擁抱仍然發生。 (Stephen Colbert's Return To New Zealand: A Magical Land Where Hugs Still Happen)
Uploaded: 2020-12-17T20:10:45.000Z
Duration: 12 min 58 s

嘿，大家好，歡迎來到晚間節目。

我是你們的主持人，斯蒂芬・科爾伯特。

As you know, we're now in month nine of the coronavirus locked down here in America.

如你所知，我們現在已經進入了冠狀病毒在美國被鎖定的第九個月。

Which is why I'm still not back in my theater and don't have an audience and have resorted to using old sitcom sound effects to make me feel less alone.

這也是為什麼我現在還沒有回到我的劇場，也沒有觀眾，只能用老式情景劇的音效來讓我覺得不那麼孤獨。

Sympathetic audience from designing women in 1987 You always make me feel like Delta Burke and I may not have a real audience for a while because coronavirus infections in this country are the highest they've ever been.

從1987年設計女性的同情觀眾你總是讓我覺得自己像Delta Burke，我可能暫時沒有真正的觀眾，因為這個國家的冠狀病毒感染率是他們有史以來最高的。

And because of that, there are still massive travel restrictions for Americans all around the globe.

也正因為如此，美國人在全球各地仍有大量的旅行限制。

For example, without a test, I am banned from entering the country of Chile.

比如說，沒有經過檢測，我就被禁止進入智利國境。

I still can't go to my local chilies, and I am banned from eating chili.

我還是不能去當地的辣椒店，我被禁止吃辣椒。

That's just in agreement I have with my co workers.

這只是我和我的同事們的共識。

All of these travel restrictions got me thinking about my last big trip last year when I traveled down under than a bit over to the right for my special.

所有這些旅行限制讓我想到了我去年的最後一次大旅行，當時我在下面旅行，比右邊的一點，我的特別。

I really wish I could be down there now because, as you may have heard, they have had one of the most successful pandemic responses in the world.

我真的希望我現在能去那裡，因為，你可能已經聽說了，他們已經有了一個世界上最成功的大流行病反應。

With a population of roughly five million people.

So far, New Zealand has had just 25 deaths and roughly 2000 cases.

到目前為止，紐西蘭僅有25人死亡，約2000例。

Or is America calls it Ah, White House Christmas party.

還是美國人叫它啊，白宮聖誕派對。

Well, since I can't return to New Zealand in person tonight, I'm gonna return in my memory.

好吧，既然今晚不能親自回紐西蘭，那我就用我的記憶來回味吧。

Unluckily, my memory comes with a lot of videotape.

不巧的是，我的記憶中帶有大量的錄像帶。

You see, after last year's trip, there was just too much exciting footage to show it all.

你看，經過去年的旅行，實在是有太多的精彩鏡頭，無法一一展現。

In fact, there was so much extra material that earlier this year we began gathering new segments and recording behind the scenes features to put together a special.

事實上，額外的素材非常多，今年年初我們就開始收集新的片段，錄製幕後花絮，整理成一個特別節目。

But when the pandemic hit, we had to stop down and save all that stuff until the time was right, which is apparently never gonna arrive.

但當疫情來臨時，我們不得不停下來，把所有的東西都保存起來，直到時機成熟，而時機顯然是永遠不會到來的。

Tonight we're revisiting those bygone times and celebrating New Zealand with a special episode.

今晚，我們將重溫那些過去的時光，並通過特別節目慶祝紐西蘭。

I'm calling return to New Zealand, a magical land where hugs still happened.

我呼籲回到紐西蘭，一個神奇的國度，在那裡仍然會發生擁抱。

Kiara New Zealand is so successfully contained transmissions that much of life there has all but returned to normal and they're even safely attending sporting events and crowded music festivals.

基拉紐西蘭是如此成功地遏制了傳輸，以至於那裡的大部分生活已經全部恢復正常，他們甚至安全地參加體育賽事和擁擠的音樂節。

But this is still New Zealand, so those crowds were mostly sheep.

但這裡還是紐西蘭，所以那些人群大多是羊。

So how is New Zealand successfully contained the virus while other countries struggled Well, for starters, they have an advantage of being a small, remote island nation.

那麼，紐西蘭是如何成功地控制了病毒，而其他國家卻在苦苦掙扎呢？ 首先，他們有一個優勢，那就是他們是一個偏遠的小島國。

It's much easier to control entry when you're on Lee.

當你在李上時，控制進入就容易多了。

Border is the ocean, and transmission rates are evidently very low amongst giant squid.

邊界是海洋，在巨魷中的傳播率顯然很低。

But a lot of the success has come down to the New Zealanders themselves.

但很多成功都歸功於新西蘭人自己。

In fact, according to the medical journal Lancet, public health, the keys to New Zealand success have been decisive governance, effective communication and high population compliance.

事實上，根據醫學雜誌《柳葉刀》的報道，公共衛生，紐西蘭成功的關鍵在於果斷的治理、有效的溝通和民眾的高依從性。

So the US came close with just zero of those three things.

所以美國就差這三樣東西的零頭了。

Much of the credit for decisive governance goes to New Zealand Prime minister and seashore detective.

治理果斷的功勞，很大程度上要歸功於紐西蘭總理兼海邊偵探。

Of course, I've long been a fan of Prime Minister Arden since she personally invited me to visit, picked me up at the airport, drove me around Auckland and then invited me to join her family and lord for a barbecue.

當然，我早就是阿登總理的粉絲了，因為她親自邀請我去訪問，到機場接我，開車帶我在奧克蘭轉了一圈，然後邀請我和她的家人和老爺一起去吃燒烤。

I was greeted by the prime minister and the nation's biggest pop star.

迎接我的是總理和全國最大的流行歌星。

賈斯汀-特魯多和邁克爾-布布利。

So I was already impressed by the prime minister.

所以我對總理的印象已經很深刻了。

But my admiration one up a notch or two when I learned that she had handled the pandemic with a strategy that relies on science and empathy, both things our current president considers a hoax.

但當我得知她用一種依靠科學和同情心的策略來處理這場大流行病時，我的敬佩之情又上升了一兩個等級，這兩樣東西我們現任總統都認為是個騙局。

Early on in the pandemic, she closed New Zealand's borders to nearly all nonresidents and instituted a lock down so severe that even retrieving a lost ball from the neighbor's yard was banned.

在疫情初期，她關閉了紐西蘭幾乎所有非居民的邊境，並實行了嚴厲的封鎖，甚至連從鄰居家院子裡找回丟失的球都被禁止。

It even included laws that only apply to Dennis the Menace.

它甚至包括了只適用於丹尼斯威脅的法律。

Now, if you're thinking that America could learn something about dealing with the pandemic from New Zealand, you're not alone.

現在，如果你認為美國可以從紐西蘭那裡學到一些處理疫情的方法，你並不孤單。

Last month, Prime Minister Artur and said she put President elect Biden in touch with New Zealand's health officials in order to share tactics of how to battle the pandemic.

上個月，總理阿圖爾和說，她讓當選總統拜登與紐西蘭衛生官員聯繫，以分享如何對抗流行病的戰術。

Thanks for the help to send our Dern, we should team up McCall herself.

謝謝你幫忙送我們的德恩，我們應該親自組隊麥考爾。

There's something cooler like the go getters.

有一些更酷的東西，比如說去找人。

Come on, Jack Zenda to send our turn is so good at multitasking.

來吧，Jack Zenda來送我們輪到的是如此擅長多任務。

She actually gave birth to a daughter while she was in office and then.

她在任時居然生了一個女兒，然後。

She did not immediately make that child responsible for negotiating Middle East peace.

她沒有立即讓那個孩子負責談判中東和平。

Recently, her handling of the pandemic lead our turn to an impressive landslide re election.

最近，她對疫情的處理導致我們轉而以令人印象深刻的壓倒性優勢重新選舉。

But even more impressive is that despite having to delay the election due to co vid and having a ballot referendum on euthanasia, New Zealand's election season was reportedly low key, not a horror show and even boring.

但更讓人印象深刻的是，儘管因為co vid而不得不延後選舉時間，並且進行了安樂死的投票公投，但據說紐西蘭的選舉季還是很低調，並沒有出現恐怖劇，甚至很無聊。

Honestly, New Zealand sounds like a perfect place right now.

老實說，紐西蘭現在聽起來是個完美的地方。

Not only is it safe and has compassionate, capable leaders there also filming a Lord of the Ring Siri's that might contain nudity.

那裡不僅安全，而且有慈悲，有能力的上司，還拍攝了一部可能包含裸體的《魔戒》Siri的。

Fans like me don't need to see these characters nude when they've already been imagining them that way since middle school.

像我這樣的粉絲不需要看到這些角色的裸體，因為他們從中學開始就已經在想象他們的樣子了。

But when I went to New Zealand, you'd think I was gonna say Smeagol, did you?

但當我去紐西蘭的時候，你以為我會說 "Smeagol"，是嗎？

You thought I was gonna say Gandel or Aragorn or somebody easy?

你以為我會說甘德爾或者阿拉貢或者其他簡單的人？

When I went to New Zealand, there were times like I was stepping into the past, but I look at it now, and I'm hopeful that New Zealand might actually be our future, our normal, full contact future.

我去紐西蘭的時候，有的時候就像走進了過去，但是我現在看，我希望紐西蘭可能真的是我們的未來，是我們正常的、全接觸的未來。

They're actually 18 hours ahead of us there, literally living in tomorrow.

他們實際上比我們提前了18個小時，簡直就是活在明天。

And hopefully they're also living the life we here in America could be living five or six months from now.

希望他們也能過上我們美國人五六個月後的生活。

Ah, magical life of civic cooperation for the common good.

啊，民間合作共贏的神奇生活。

Let's hope that we catch up to them on that one.

希望我們在這一點上能趕上他們。

As for now, let us return to New Zealand through the magic of videotape Up first, you may remember that I bungee jumped off a bridge last October.

現在，讓我們通過錄像帶的魔力回到紐西蘭。 首先，大家可能還記得去年10月我從橋上蹦極的事。

Tonight I want to show you the behind the scenes drama of my producers convincing me that I had to do that because New Zealanders invented bungee jumping and it was truly a life changing experience.

今晚我想給大家看一下我的製片人說服我的幕後劇情，因為新西蘭人發明了蹦極，我必須這麼做，這確實是一次改變人生的經歷。

My producers had it in their mind that it would be great for me to jump off a bridge with rubber bands tied to my ankles.

我的製作人心裡想的是，如果我從橋上跳下來，腳踝上綁著橡皮筋，那該多好。

I understand that you want your star to eventually, um, jump off 140 m bridge down toward the gorge capture the fear on his face for the entertainment of of the of the American people on.

我明白你想讓你的明星最終，嗯，從140米的橋上跳下來，向峽谷跳去，捕捉他臉上的恐懼，以娛樂美國人民。

But I warned them that I probably wasn't gonna do it because I really don't like heights.

但我警告他們，我可能不會這麼做，因為我真的不喜歡高度。

Okay, that's that kind of language isn't necessary.

好吧，就是那種語言沒有必要。

E Just get this clutching feeling in my groin.

只是在我的腹股溝裡有一種抓緊的感覺。

Just this terrible, cold, empty feeling inside my body When I think about heights So we land We got this beautiful vista from a distance to look at the bridge to see where I'm gonna you know, spend my last few moments on this planet.

當我想到高度的時候，我的身體就會有一種可怕的、冰冷的、空虛的感覺，所以我們降落了，我們從遠處眺望這座橋，看看我將在哪裡度過我在這個星球上的最後幾分鐘。

If you want to know what I'm like without the cameras on, that's what I'm like.

如果你想知道我不開機的時候是什麼樣子，那就是我的樣子。

不要因為任何原因而停止滾動。

Please just ask you guys to never stop rolling to especially capture how much I didn't like it in my displeasure at having to do it Jake for your piece.

請你們永遠不要停止滾動，以特別是捕捉到我不喜歡它在我的不愉快不得不這樣做傑克為你的作品。

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