when I take care of some business.

當我處理一些事情的時候

You know, I get some things done.

你知道，我得到了一些事情完成。

But the day just got completely away from me.

但這一天就這樣徹底離我而去了。

I was busy gathering twigs for a homemade wreath.

我忙著收集小樹枝做自制花環。

And I totally forgot to write out

而且我完全忘記了寫出

my weekly thank-you notes, right now,

我每週的感謝信，現在。

as I was grabbing those twigs.

當我抓著那些樹枝的時候

You guys mind if I write out

你們介意我寫出

my weekly thank-you notes right now?

我的每週感謝信現在？

Is that okay? Is that --

可以嗎？那是...

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

You guys are the best. Thank you so much.

你們是最好的。謝謝你這麼多。

James, can I have some

詹姆斯，我可以有一些

thank-you-note-writing music, please?

謝謝你寫的音樂，好嗎？

[ Soft music playing ]

[輕音樂播放]

Thank you, new video game "Cyberpunk 2077,"

謝謝你，新的電子遊戲 "賽博朋克2077"。

for letting everyone live out their wildest fantasy,

因為讓每個人都活出了自己最瘋狂的幻想。

walking around a crowded city without a mask.

在擁擠的城市中行走，不戴面具。

[ Soft music playing ]

[輕音樂播放]

Thank you, Apple's new AirPods Max,

謝謝你，蘋果的新AirPods Max。

for letting me pay $549 for the privilege of

讓我花549美元買到的特權。

constantly thinking, "I'm gonna get mugged,

一直在想，"我會被打劫的"。

I'm gonna get mugged,

我會被搶劫的

I'm gonna get mugged, I'm gonna get..."

我會被搶劫的，我會被..."

[ Soft music playing ]

[輕音樂播放]

Thank you, holiday TV commercials,

謝謝你，節日電視廣告。

for teaching us the true meaning of Christmas,

教我們聖誕節的真正意義。

wealthy couples buying each other matching luxury S.U.V.s.

富裕的夫婦互相購買匹配的豪華S.U.V.s。

[ Soft music playing ]

[輕音樂播放]

Thank you, Toblerone, for combining

謝謝你，Toblerone，為結合

my two favorite things, Swiss chocolate and traffic spikes.

我最喜歡的兩樣東西，瑞士巧克力和交通高峰。

[ Chuckles ]

[笑]

[ Soft music playing ]

[輕音樂播放]

Thank you, chimney sweeps, for basically giving

謝謝你，掃煙囪的人，基本上給了

a COVID test to my house.

一個COVID測試到我家。

[ Soft music playing ]

[輕音樂播放]

Thank you, Christmas-tree ornaments,

謝謝你，聖誕樹飾品。

for making it possible for Jesus, Rudolph, and Baby Yoda

感謝耶穌、魯道夫和小尤達的出現。

to all hang out in my living room.

都掛出在我的客廳。

You get it? "Hang out."

你明白了嗎？"掛出。"

-Oh, wow.

-哦，哇。

Yeah.

是啊。

-This next one is really going to

-下一個是真的要

knock you out of your loafers.

把你從你的休閒鞋裡敲出來。

-Okay.

-好吧

-Is that what they say?

-他們是這麼說的嗎？

-No. Who's -- Who? Who are "they"?

-不，誰是...誰是 "他們"？

-Oh, people, uh...boaters.

-哦，人們，呃... ... 船家。

-Here's one to really knock you out of your loafers.

-這裡有一個真正的讓你興奮不已的人。

-This one will really knock your socks off.

-這個真的會讓你大吃一驚。

-The year was 1967.

-那一年是1967年。

-Sorry. I'm wrong. It was 1916.

-對不起，我錯了抱歉，我弄錯了那是1916年.

Alright, here we go.

好吧，在這裡，我們去。

I think you're gonna like this one.

我想你會喜歡這個。

-Okay.

-好吧

-Actually, I haven't read it yet.

-事實上，我還沒有讀過。

I don't think you'll like it.

我不認為你會喜歡它。

-We're waiting.

-我們在等你

-This is our last one, right here.

-這是我們最後一個，就在這裡。

-Oh, no. -But you know what?

-哦，不 但是你知道嗎？

We'll be back next Friday with brand-new thank-you notes.

下週五我們會帶著全新的感謝信回來。

[ Soft music playing ]

[輕音樂播放]

Thank you, Pixar, for announcing that Chris Evans

感謝皮克斯宣佈克里斯-埃文斯的加盟

will be Buzz Lightyear in an upcoming film.

將在即將上映的電影中扮演巴斯光年。

Makes sense he'd play Buzz,

他演巴茲也說得通。

since we've already seen his Woody.

既然我們已經看到了他的伍迪。

Hey, everybody, that's our thank-you notes.

嘿，各位，這是我們的感謝信。