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  • FINALLY IT HIT ME, I'M STARTING TO GET INTO THE

  • CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.

  • IT'S SEEPING, WELL, I APPRECIATE THE APPLAUSE.

  • I APPRECIATE IT.

  • I'M GETTING THERE.

  • WHAT ABOUT YOU, REG, ARE YOU STARTING TO FEEL CHRISTMASSY AT

  • ALL?

  • >> NOT YET.

  • >> James: NO?

  • >> Reggie: I HOPE.

  • I HOPE IT HITS ME LIKE A SLEDGEHAMMER IN THE MIDDLE OF

  • THE NIGHT THAT I WASN'T EXPECTING.

  • >> James: IT WOULD BE GOOD IF IT DID.

  • IT WOULD BE GOOD IF ITS WITH A BIT LIKE GLORIA ESTEFAN WHEN SHE

  • TALKS ABOUT HOW THE RILT IMIS GOING TO GET YOU.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: HE CAN DON'T KNOW WHEN IT HAPPENS, BUT BAM,.

  • THAT WOULD BE-- YEAH, WELL, WHAT IS THIS ON THE DESK.

  • WHAT HAVE WE DPOT HERE?

  • WHAT IS THIS, LOU.

  • >> THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION SENT THIS FOR YOU.

  • >> James: THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION SENT ME A

  • CORONAVIRUS VACCINE-- OH, A CORONAVIRUS VACCINE.

  • >> I THOUGHT IT WAS GREATK I DIDN'T HAVE TO COME UP WITH AN

  • IDEA TONIGHT.

  • >> James: LET'S DO IT LET'S DO IT.

  • (LAUGHTER) THANKS, LOU, VERY CHRISTMASSY.

  • LOVELY, A LOVELY CHRISTMAS TREAT.

  • I APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH.

  • LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THE HEADLINES.

  • AS YOU KNOW PRESIDENT TRUMP IS STILL FIGHTING TO REVERSE THE

  • ELECTION BUT WITH NO CREDIBLE EVIDENCE OF FRAUD.

  • HE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH OF AN ARGUMENT.

  • SO THIS MORNING TRUMP JUST WENT AHEAD AND TWEETED HASHTAG

  • OVERTURN, YOU KNOW, DEMOCRACY.

  • ALL OF THE OTHER WAYS TRUMP HAS TRIED TO UNDERMINE THE WILL OF

  • THE VOTERS HAVEN'T WORKED SO NOW HE'S PULLING OUT THE ACE IN THE

  • HOLE, THE SECRET WEAPON, THE WIDOW MAKER, A HASHTAG.

  • BUT LATER IN THE DAY TRUMP DID TRY TO LAY OUT SOME KIND OF AN

  • ARGUMENT FOR REVERSING THE ELECTION AND BOY, WHAT AN ARGUE.

  • HE TWEETED AT 10 P.M. ON ELECTION EVENING WE WERE AT 97%

  • WIN WITH THE SO CALLED BOOKIES.

  • AND HE'S GOT A POINT.

  • EVERYONE KNOWS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS AREN'T OFFICIAL

  • UNTIL THEY HAVE BEEN CERTIFIED BY DRAFT KING BUT THERE IS GOOD

  • NEWS WHEN IT COMES TO THE BOOKIE, HE IS NOW CONSIDERED THE

  • ODDS ON FAVORITE TO WIN THE KENTUCKY DERBY.

  • I GLES IT'S POSSIBLE THAT TRUMP IS NOT TALKING ABOUT GAMBLERS IN

  • THAT TWEET.

  • BOOKIES ALSO SOUNDS LIKE HOW HE DESCRIBES SOMEONE WHO IS SMART.

  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, STUPID BOOKIE, WITH THE NERD GLASSES

  • AND BACKPACK.

  • AND DID YOU SEE THIS, FORMER TRUMP ADVISOR KELLYANNE CONWAY

  • IS BACK IN THE NEWS.

  • SHE HAS JUST SIGNED A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR BOOK DEAL TO

  • WRITE A MEMOIR ABOUT HER TIME IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

  • KELLYANNE CONWAY WILL NOW BE AMONG THE PANTHEON OF LEGENDARY

  • AUTHORS LIKE CHRIS CHRISTIE AND OMAROSA.

  • AND FINALLY, WE GET A TELL-ALL BOOK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE

  • WHITE HOUSE.

  • IT'S BEEN LIKE 50, HAVEN'T THERE.

  • I MEAN WHAT POSSIBLY CAN WE LEARN AT THIS POINT THAT WE

  • DON'T ALREADY KNOW, IAN?

  • >> I GET LIKE HOW MANY TIMES ERIC RAN INTO A GLASS DOOR

  • BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SEE T LIKE A BIRD.

  • I BET IT'S MORE THAN FIVE.

  • >> James: I BET IT'S MORE THAN FIVE.

  • IT IS BETWEEN FIVE AND A THOUSAND.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: YEAH, ACCORDING TO REPORTS THIS IS REAL, MEMBERS OF

  • TRUMP'S INNERCIRCLE ARE QUOTE QUAKING IN THEIR BOOTS, MAINLY

  • BECAUSE SHEFF THEY'VE GOT CORONAVIRUS BUT THE BOOK IS ALSO

  • DREADFUL.

  • AS YOU KNOW THE PLAY STATION FIVE IS THE HOTTEST ITEM OF THE

  • SEASON.

  • WELL, HUNDREDS OF SHOPPERS CAMPED OUT OUTSIDE OF A WAL-MART

  • IN MICHIGAN THE OTHER NIGHT IN SUBZERO TEMPERATURES AND WHEN

  • THE STORE OPENED THEY RUSHED INSIDE ONLY TO FIND THERE WERE

  • NEVER ANY PLAY STATIONS INSIDE.

  • I KNOW, BUT THEY DISCOVERED SOMETHING EVEN MORE VALUABLE,

  • THE REAL PS5 WERE THE FRIENDSHIPS THEY MADE ALONG THE

  • WAY.

  • (LAUGHTER) >> AND THIS IS CRAZY.

  • PEOPLE WANT A PS5 SO BADLY THEY WOULD WAIT OUT IN THE COLD FOR

  • HOURS.

  • EVEN CRAZIER, AS I MENTIONED PS5 IN THIS MONOLOGUE FOR WEEKS NOW

  • AND WE STILL HAVEN'T BEEN SENT ANY.

  • IAN ACTUAL LEER SENT ME A TEXT THE OTHER DAY GOING DUDE, WE GOT

  • TO GET PS5 IN THE MONO MORE, WE ARE JUST GETTING KNOCK, WE'VE

  • BEEN SENT NOTHING.

  • >> EVERY TIME WE MENTION A COOKIE, 60 BOXES OF THEM SHOW

  • UP.

  • PLAY STATION FIVE, WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOT A PLAY STATION FOUR.

  • >> James: YEAH, IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY DON'T NEED THE PRESS

  • BECAUSE IT'S SOLTD OUT.

  • THE WAL-MART DIDN'T HAVE THE PS5 IN STOCK BUT LUCKILY THEY DID

  • HAVE PLENTY OF CHRISTMAS-THEMED TOILET PAPER WITH, I'M SERIOUS,

  • CARTOONS OF SANTA RELIEVING HIMSELF INTO SOMEONE'S CHIMNEY.

  • >> WHAT?

  • IS THIS WHERE WE ARE AT NOW?

  • IS THIS WHERE WE ARE AT NOW.

  • THAT, SOMEONE DREW THAT.

  • IT WAS SOMEONE'S JOB TO DRAW THAT.

  • GE YOU WANT ANYTHING FOR DINNER.

  • >> NO, I WANT TO FINISH THIS AND THEN I'LL-- WHAT ARE YOU WORKING

  • ON.

  • >> I'M WORKING ON THE WAL-MART THING, YOU KNOW, THE SKETCH.

  • >> OH YES.

  • >> IT'S FOR TOILET PAPER, OH, OKAY, WHAT IS IT?

  • IT'S SANTA TAKING A [BLEEP] IN A CHIMNEY.

  • >> ST 2020.

  • >> James: SO YOU ARE A REALLY SUCCESSFUL CARTOONIST, WHY ARE

  • YOU DOING THIS?

  • >> YEAH, I KNOW, THIS IS WHAT I WENT TO UNIVERSE FOR, IT IS WHAT

  • I LEARNED ALL THIS DRAWING FOR.

  • >> YEAH, WE GOT NOTES BACK FROM WAL-MART THAT SAID THEY WANTED

  • RUDOLPH TO LOOK A LITTLE LESS EXCITED SO-- .

  • >> Reggie: NONPLUSSED.

  • >> I PUSHED BACK ON IT BUT THEY WERE LIKE IT SAY DEAL BREAKER SO

  • -- GOING TO PUT SOME SNOWFLAKES AT THE BACK JUST

  • TO-- DONE, WHAT'S FOR DINNER.

  • AND THIS WAS AN ALARMING FINDING.

  • ACCORDING TO NEW ENVIRONMENTAL RESEARCH, SO MUCH PLASTIC IS

  • SEEPING IN THROUGH THE WATER SUPPLY THAT ALL OF US MAY BE

  • CONSUMING THE EQUIVALENT OF ONE CREDIT CARD'S WORTH OF PLASTIC

  • PER WEEK.

  • YOU CAN'T CALL IT A CHIP CARD AND NOT EXPECT PEOPLE TO EAT,

  • YOU KNOW?

  • BUT IT'S TRUE, WE MAY ALL BE CONSUMING THE EQUIVALENT OF ONE

  • CREDIT CARD PER WEEK AND IF YOU ARE ANYTHING LIKE ME, WILL YOU

  • MAKE SURE THAT ONE CREDIT CARD IS A-- SAFFIRE, I DON'T EVEN

  • KNOW WHY WE DID THAT, I USED TO DO COMMERCIALS FOR SHAY SAFFIRE

  • AND THEY SAY-- GOT RID OF ME.

  • THEY REPLACED ME WITH KEVIN HART.

  • TRUE TOR STORY, KEVIN HART DOES T I'M PLEASED FOR HIM BECAUSE HE

  • NEEDS THE MONEY.

  • I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.

  • I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HI BEEN SACKED OFF BECAUSE I WATCHED

  • KEVIN HART'S DOCUMENTARY.

  • AND I SAW KEVIN HART NEGOTIATING A DEAL WITH CHASE BANK.

  • ON THE DOCUMENTARY, AND I WAS LIKE HEY, ABOUT YOUR CHASE.

  • >> I DON'T HAVE IT.

  • >> YOU DON'T KNOW WHO IT HAS GONE TO.

  • >> OKAY, YEAH, NO, GO ON.

  • >> NICE TO HIM TO KEAP BUSY, HE ONLY MADE A COMEDY SPECIAL AND

  • THREE WEB SERIES DURING THE PANDEMIC.

  • >> James: THAT'S THE THING, YEAH, YEAH, GONE, GONE.

  • CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

  • CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

  • >> CAN'T BE THE FIRST TIME IT'S BEEN DOWN TO THE TWO OF YOU FOR

  • SOMETHING.

  • >> James: NO, ALWAYS, IT'S ALWAYS THE TWO OF US.

  • ALWAYS THE TWO OF US.

  • LIKE WE'RE GOING TO JAMES OR KEVIN HART.

  • THAT'S IT.

  • WE'VE GOT A SIMILAR, LIKE WHEN DID HE HIS DEAL WITH NIKE AND I

  • WAS IN THE RUNNING FOR THAT BUT I THINK MY AGGRESSIVE PITCH TO

  • LAUNCH AIR CORDENS DID NOT GO DOWN WELL.

  • >> IS KEVIN HART THE PAUL BLART?

  • >> James: NO, NO, SORRY, KEVIN HART-- -- NO, YOU'RE THINKING OF

  • KEVIN JAMES.

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

  • >> James: KEVIN JAMES IS PAUL BLART, MALL COP, KEVIN HART IS

  • ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS PEOPLE ON PLANET EARTH.

  • >> Reggie: OKAY.

  • >> James: THAT IS THE DIRCHESZ, YOU KNOW KEVIN HART,

  • HE HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW, WE DID DROP THE MIC WITH HIM.

  • >> THAT'S RIGHT, NOW IT IS STARTING TO HIT ME.

  • >> James: YEAH, THERE IT IS, THERE ST, THAT WILL HIT YOU AND

  • THEN IT WILL BE THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.

  • >> OKAY.

  • >> James: THAT'S IT AND FINALLY WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU

  • THIS.

  • A STRONG MAN DRESSED AS SANTA HAS JUST SET A NEW WORLD RECORD

  • FOR HEAVIEST SLEIGH PULLED.

  • THE MAN PULLED A FLATBED TRUCK LOADED UP WITH A SLEIGH,

  • REINDEER STATUES AND PRESENTS.

  • THE WEIGHT OVER 36,000 POUNDS.

  • HERE HE IS HERE.

  • IN OTHER NEWS EIGHT REINDEER JUST OFFICIALLY THROS THEIR JOB.

  • I NEVER LIKED THESE STRONGMAN COMPETITIONS.

  • WHERE ARE THE COMPETITIONS FOR THE SENSE TIFER MAN, DO YOU KNOW

  • WHAT I MEAN?

  • THERE IS NEVER COMPETITIONS FOR MEN WHO ARE GREAT AT GOING YOU

  • KNOW LOOK, IT'S NOT ABOUT ME, HOW WAS YOUR DAY.

  • IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.

  • I'LL RUN YOU A BATH.

  • I'LL MAKE YOU SOME AVOCADO TOAST.

  • BUT ST IMPRESSIVE IF YOU WONDER HOW SANTA GOT THAT STRONG, IT IS

  • ALL PART OF A NEW WORKOUT CRAZE SWEEPING THE COUNTRY.

  • IT'S CALLED CLAUS FIT.

  • NOW SINCE, I KNOW T WASN'T GREAT.

  • BUT NOW, I DONE KNOW WHAT TO SAY STRKS THE BEST WE HAVE, THE BEST

  • WE HAVE, >> AND WE'VE HAD 2 SINCE

  • YESTERDAY TOO.

  • >> THAT'S TRUE.

  • >> I THINK EVEN THE DAY BEFORE.

  • >> I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.

  • THAT'S A 48 HOURS WE'VE HAD THAT IN THE SYSTEM.

  • >> FOR 48 HOURS WE'VE HAD CLAUS FIT, WE DROPPED IT FROM THE MONO

  • BOTH TIMES AND THAT WAS STILL THE BEST GRAPHIC WE COULD COME

  • UP WITH.

  • (LAUGHTER).

  • >> Reggie: WOW.

FINALLY IT HIT ME, I'M STARTING TO GET INTO THE

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