Name: 卡爾文-埃文斯："我們需要醜陋的人來推動社會發展。我們需要醜陋的人來推動社會發展 - CONAN在TBS上。 (Calvin Evans: We Need Ugly People To Advance Society - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2020-12-18T19:15:42.000Z
Duration: 2 min 22 s

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we haven't been able to have stand-up comics perform

我們一直沒能請到脫口秀演員來表演

在我們的節目中，在流行病期間。

所以我想，如果我派一個攝影師

to their homes to safely shoot them from a distance?

到他們的家中，從遠處安全地射殺他們？

Here with a message to some of you out there,

在這裡給你們中的一些人留言。

是一個非常有趣的紳士，卡爾文-埃文斯。

I'm from Chicago, but I been quarantined in LA.

我來自芝加哥，但我被隔離在洛杉磯。

而且我見過很多整形外科醫生。

Now don't get me wrong. If you had like an accident

別誤會我的意思如果你發生了意外

and they just putting some back the way it was,

他們只是把一些回到它的方式。

But if you're doing it for vanity reasons, not a fan of it.

但如果你是為了虛榮心，不喜歡這樣做。

Now, I'm not saying that in a messed up way.

Think about all the greatest people in history.

Beautiful people? They don't do anything.

They just reap the benefits of being beautiful.

And we accept them at face value. Literally.

而我們接受他們的表面價值。從字面上看。

Like for instance, Angelina Jolie. Gorgeous woman.

比如說，安吉麗娜-朱莉。華麗的女人。

她的整個職業生涯都是那麼華麗。

nobody ever said to her, "Hey, your lip's chapped."

從來沒有人對她說，"嘿，你的嘴脣的皸裂。"

They was like, you know what? Don't even worry about it.

他們很喜歡，你知道嗎？甚至不用擔心。

但醜陋的人一定會做出驚人的事情

奇怪，長得很醜的傢伙，戴眼鏡。

He's sitting around thinking his-self, "What if?"

他坐在那裡想他自己，"如果"？

'Cause that's what you gotta do when you're ugly.

You gotta think about stuff that don't exist

what if I had all my music in my pocket?"

如果我的音樂都在我的口袋裡呢？"

changed how we even understand cell phones.

改變了我們對手機的理解，甚至。

Jeff Bezos. Bald head, weird looking dude.

傑夫-貝佐斯。光頭，長得很奇怪的傢伙。

"What if I could just stay my ugly ass at home and shop?

"如果我可以把我的醜陋的屁股留在家裡購物呢？

我們得到了亞馬遜。改變了我們購物的方式。

Do y'all think of Harriet Tubman was beautiful

你們覺得哈里特-塔布曼漂亮嗎？

she would've saved as many slaves as she did?

她會像她一樣救了那麼多奴隸嗎？

現在不要這樣做。不要這樣做。

If Harriet Tubman was beautiful, she'd be a footnote

如果哈麗特-塔布曼很美，她就會成為一個腳註。

She was ugly and she was enslaved and she was looking around

她是醜陋的，她是被奴役的，她在四處張望

她很喜歡，"喲，如果我離開？"

She left, she came back. She left, she came back.

她走了，她回來了。她走了，她回來了。

we forgot how she looked and almost put her on a $20 bill.

我們忘記了她的樣子，差點把她放在20美元的鈔票上。

And then they print the 20 out, they was like,

然後他們打印出20個，他們就像。

Look, if you sitting at home and you're watching this

你看，如果你坐在家裡，你看這個。

and you ugly, stop worrying about your looks.

和你醜陋的，停止擔心你的容貌。

我是卡爾文-埃文斯現在是我的時間。

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