You know, we got a great show tonight and, uh, Christmas just about a week away.

And you know when when Christmas gets close, everybody in Manhattan, everybody United States gets into this great holiday spirit on I was noticing, even hear of this show.

In fact, uh, even one, believe it or not, even one of our shows, most despicable and reprehensible characters who's appeared on the show several times is actually full of Christmas joy.

And you can see it.

I'm talking, of course, about the masturbating bear.

It's thick character thing character.

The masturbating bear is easily one of our most controversial characters on the show.

He almost got us kicked off the air in several states.

I think we're in trouble getting dodgy down in Texas.

They don't like that masturbating bear.

But you know what I have noticed lately?

He's really gotten into the Christmas spirit.

And the masturbating bear asked me if he could come out here tonight and give away toys and presents and candy to our studio audience.

I wasn't sure.

E o be honest, folks, I really wasn't sure and I'm wary of the masturbating bear.

But he promised he'd be on his best behavior.

He wouldn't do anything dirty.

Just be a perfect gentleman.

So I thought, Why not?

Let's do it.

Let's bring him out here.

Max, we have a little music.

Please, folks, please welcome masturbating.

Can you tell us you know the way?

The music, Max.

Everybody stop Wear there, Bear.

Right bear!

Stop it!

How dare you?

A Christmas show?

I'm gonna have a word with you.

Come here.

Come here.

Yeah, You.

Yeah.

I don't see another bear in a diaper.

Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on.

I am sick of this.

You know, you've been coming on the show for a couple of years now.

And every time we get you to play the bear and put the costume on you assure me you're not going to do that because it gets us in trouble.

And every time you do it, I promised the network you wouldn't do it.

And you put on the costume and you did it in front of everybody.

I have just had it with you.

Seriously?

I'm sick of it now.

Come on.

Come on, e.

Really?

No, don't encourage him.

I got it.

I have flawless technique.

Yeah, Yeah, which is I wish I had known you in 82 anyway.

No, seriously, I'm gonna, uh I'm tired of this.

I'm tired of this person.

We're gonna start getting someone else to play the masturbating bear because what you do every time, it's just disgusting, Kids.

Now, come on.

That is it.

Come on.

Your own business.

All right, Max, would you take us out to commercial and you come back and behave yourself?