Welcome to story time.

I'm Pear.

- I'm Orange

- And today, we'll be reading a Christmas classic,

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."

You excited for this one, Orange?

- You bet!

The story of Rudolph has always been near and "deer"

to my heart.

(Orange laughs)

- Ugh!

- Ah, don't be like that.

You and I both know that joke absolutely "sleighed."

(orange laughing)

- Ugh, listen, dude, it's time to quit with the jokes.

Because I have a very important question I want to ask you.

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,

Comet and Cupid, and Donner and Blitzen.

But, do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?

- [Orange] Of course!

♪ Rudolph, the super-rude reindeer ♪

♪ Was the rudest deer of all ♪

- [Pear] What?

♪ If you did ever cross him ♪

♪ He would rudely dis you mom ♪

- [Pear] That's not how it goes.

♪ All of the other reindeer ♪

♪ Were afraid of his red, red nose ♪

♪ 'Cause it had weaponized powers ♪

♪ If he was mad, he would unload ♪

(record scratching)

- [Pear] That's enough!

Orange, you're ruining this holiday classic.

- I believe you meant to say,

"Enhancing this holiday classic."

(Orange laughs)

- No!

Now, we're gonna do this again.

And you're gonna sing it right, this time.

Got it?

His name is not Rudolph because he's rude.

Understand?

- Okay, fine.

- Good.

So, Orange, I'll ask you again.

Do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?

- [Orange] Heck, yeah, I do.

♪ Rudolph the red-nosed rain gear ♪

♪ Was waterproof and kept things dry ♪

(record scratching)

- [Pear] He is a reindeer!

Not rain gear!

- Oh!

Yeah, that makes way more sense.

Why the heck would a rain coat have nostrils?

Nobody "nose."

(Orange laughs)

- We're doing it again!

And this time, you're gonna do it right!

Got it?!

- Honestly, who "nose?"

(Orange laughs)

(Pear screams)

- Orange!

Do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?

- [Orange] You bet your buttons, I do.

♪ Rudolph the shed-clothes reindeer ♪

♪ Shed his clothes and ran 'round nude ♪

♪ If you were unsuspecting ♪

♪ He'd make sure you barfed your food ♪

(record scratching)

- [Pear] That is enough!

Orange, this is ridiculous!

Rudolph is not some nudist deer,

who goes around flashing people!

- Are you sure?

Isn't one of Santa's reindeer named Flasher?

- That's Dasher!

And you know it!

A nudist reindeer doesn't even make any sense.

- Of course it makes sense.

If there wasn't a deer running around completely naked,

then why do they call it "buck" naked?

(Orange laughs)

- Oh my gosh, dude!

- Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a story to finish.

♪ All of the other reindeer ♪

♪ Chose to wear their winter coats ♪

♪ They fear the next time Rudolph ♪

♪ Would appear and then disrobe ♪

♪ Then one foggy Christmas Eve ♪

♪ Santa came to say ♪

♪ Rudolph with your coat tied tight ♪

♪ Won't you flash the way tonight ♪

♪ So Rudolph, he got to flash him ♪

♪ 'Til someone called the P.D. ♪

♪ Rudolph the shed-clothes reindeer ♪

♪ Went down for indecency ♪

- [Pear] Ugh, I guess we'll see you next time.

Assuming story time doesn't get shut down

by the censors before then.

- [Orange] The end!

(Orange laughs)

- [Pear] Oh, that's so gross, dude!

(upbeat holiday music)