Thank you, sir.

Gorgeous.

Yeah.

Thanks for being here.

I'm so happy about it.

It's a really long time.

It has been Let's just hold hands.

You moisturize like crazy.

I did.

I don't at all.

And then I get reptile hands all winter long, like bird claws.

After all the flying, I've been kind of, you know, we've been flying.

Let's talk about this.

You've been flying all over the world to promote Anchorman two.

It's been a crazy ride.

It's been insane.

Ride, I think I saw you.

I was in a benefit where we I hosted the screening.

The reading cast reading.

We did.

A lot of people don't know about this.

That what we did?

We did a reading of the first movie.

So we all sat down with the entire cast, entire cast this huge audience and we just read the script and it was so much fun.

And you were so amazing.

Well, it was nice.

Was it raised a lot of money for a good cause.

I can't remember what it was.

Uh, no idea, but but then tutoring to kids for creative writing and things like that for writing Yeah, Very good.

Very good program.

I would never have done a Judd Apatow movie again if I had said that it's his charity.

You know, what I was interested in is that I saw you just before you were all leaving.

And then I started to see pictures.

You were all gonna do that event and then literally get on plane, plane and go all around the world doing Anchorman two.

And I started to see these pictures of you at different premieres, like in London.

Gorgeous picture of you at the London premiere.

Absolutely stunning thing.

But then I saw that picture, and I thought, That's so beautiful.

But then this is how the picture was picked up in the British newspapers.

Look at that.

Yeah, no, that had nothing that had nothing to do with you.

They just happened to put your picture.

But I'm like I was really confused because it said that inbreds in the outback and then underneath that said, like a doctor who was like, doing horrible things to his patients.

And there's no mention of the premier.

Yes, they just put that picture in that and then 50% off something like that Someone asked me to sign that when I was in London, and I was like, Oh, I need to get a copy of it.

Yeah, This is going into what's happened to all of us where you've had.

I mean, I've had, like, a picture of me at some event, and then they just put it somewhere in an unimportant magazine.

But then the headline, which is for a different article, will say there are too many idiots in America and it's me going like that, I think I'm sorry, sweetie.

I think that was your headline.

I can't read it in it.

It was a lot about me.

Yeah.

Saying a little bit.

It's gonna sing a lot.

Alright.

Holidays.

Now you're getting into it.

Oh, yeah.

Big, big, big holiday at our house is Christmas big time.

My daughter is losing her mind.

She's like, it's all about Santa and elves and things and presence.

And how are you, Monica?

To someone said to her yesterday, Happy holidays.

And she goes.

And happy Hanukkah Kids are kids are growing up very sensitive.

Too many cultures, they are.

What about Christmas music?

Is there a lot of Chris are you into Christmas music?

Because I find that people are very divided.

Some people love it, and some people kind of can't stand it.

You know, I could take it for a minute.

I just I always like, Fine, like there.

They're strange lyrics.

Sometimes that don't make any sense to me, like the one that freaks me out is I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus because she's such a skank, right?

What a skank, You know, Because you know what?

They used to confuse me because I've had people later on explained it to me.

But when I was and how do they know the answer?

Because that's not in the lyrics.

There's no indication that it's Daddy dressed up as Santa Claus.

No, it's her being a skanky ho is what?

Let me tell you something.

There's there's a little known lyric that got cut out about her grabbing his balls.

Oh, no, that zoo.

Not true.

Not true.

Grabbing Santa's balls.

Yeah, well, I'm telling you right now to hear you guys sing it.

I now absolutely believe Yeah, sure, because you sing it so well.

The other one is, um it's cold outside, you know, I don't I really gotta go.

But, baby, it's cold outside and the guys being so creepy because she's like, I have to go news like it's cold outside.

You got to stay.

And then at one point there's a lyric where she said, What's in my drink?

Right?

There you go.

Does let's let's in my dreams Don't worry about it.

But let Zio something like, Let's let's smoke something And, yeah, it gets really weird.

A little known lyric where he talks about changing her.

Okay, that's not not true.

Not true.

That e chain you, uh, chain you up?

There's nothing you can do.

All right, I'm gonna take a little break miles away from where anyone can hear you.