Thank you, sir.

謝謝你，先生。

Gorgeous.

華麗的。

Yeah.

是啊。

Thanks for being here.

謝謝你來這裡。

I'm so happy about it.

我很高興。

It's a really long time.

這是一個非常漫長的時間。

It has been Let's just hold hands.

它已經讓我們牽手。

You moisturize like crazy.

你的保溼工作做得很好

I did.

我有

I don't at all.

我一點也不知道

And then I get reptile hands all winter long, like bird claws.

然後我整個冬天都會有爬行動物的手，比如鳥爪。

After all the flying, I've been kind of, you know, we've been flying.

飛了這麼久，我有點，你知道，我們一直在飛。

Let's talk about this.

我們來談談這個。

You've been flying all over the world to promote Anchorman two.

你一直在世界各地飛來飛去，宣傳 "主播2"。

It's been a crazy ride.

這是一個瘋狂的旅程。

It's been insane.

這真是太瘋狂了。

Ride, I think I saw you.

騎，我想我看到你了。

I was in a benefit where we I hosted the screening.

我參加了一個慈善活動，我們我主持了放映。

The reading cast reading.

讀書投讀。

We did.

我們做到了。

A lot of people don't know about this.

很多人都不知道這一點。

That what we did?

我們就是這麼做的？

We did a reading of the first movie.

我們讀了第一部電影。

So we all sat down with the entire cast, entire cast this huge audience and we just read the script and it was so much fun.

所以，我們都坐下來與整個演員，整個演員... ...這個巨大的觀眾... ...我們只是讀了劇本，它是如此的有趣。

And you were so amazing.

而你是如此的神奇。

Well, it was nice.

嗯，這是很好的。

Was it raised a lot of money for a good cause.

是不是籌集了很多錢，做了很多好事。

I can't remember what it was.

我不記得是什麼了。

Uh, no idea, but but then tutoring to kids for creative writing and things like that for writing Yeah, Very good.

呃，不知道，但... ...然後輔導孩子們的創意寫作 和類似的東西的寫作 是啊，非常好。

Very good program.

非常好的程序。

I would never have done a Judd Apatow movie again if I had said that it's his charity.

如果我說這是他的慈善事業，我就不會再拍賈德-阿帕圖的電影了。

You know, what I was interested in is that I saw you just before you were all leaving.

你知道，我感興趣的是，我看到你就在你們離開之前。

And then I started to see pictures.

然後，我開始看到圖片。

You were all gonna do that event and then literally get on plane, plane and go all around the world doing Anchorman two.

你們都要去做那個活動 然後坐飛機，坐飛機，去世界各地做《主播2》。

And I started to see these pictures of you at different premieres, like in London.

我開始在不同的首映禮上看到你的照片，比如在倫敦。

Gorgeous picture of you at the London premiere.

你在倫敦首映式上的照片很美。

Absolutely stunning thing.

絕對是驚天動地的事情。

But then I saw that picture, and I thought, That's so beautiful.

但後來我看到那張照片，我就想，太美了。

But then this is how the picture was picked up in the British newspapers.

但後來這幅畫就是這樣被英國報紙報道的。

Look at that.

你看那個。

Yeah, no, that had nothing that had nothing to do with you.

是的，不，那跟你沒有任何關係。

They just happened to put your picture.

他們只是碰巧把你的照片。

But I'm like I was really confused because it said that inbreds in the outback and then underneath that said, like a doctor who was like, doing horrible things to his patients.

但我就像我真的很困惑，因為它說，在內陸的近親繁殖，然後下面說，像一個醫生誰是喜歡，做可怕的事情給他的病人。

And there's no mention of the premier.

而且沒有提到總理。

Yes, they just put that picture in that and then 50% off something like that Someone asked me to sign that when I was in London, and I was like, Oh, I need to get a copy of it.

是的，他們只是把那張照片，然後五折之類的東西 有人問我簽名，當我在倫敦， 我想，哦，我需要得到它的副本。

Yeah, This is going into what's happened to all of us where you've had.

是啊，這是怎麼回事到發生了什麼事，我們所有的地方，你已經有。

I mean, I've had, like, a picture of me at some event, and then they just put it somewhere in an unimportant magazine.

我的意思是，我有一樣，我的照片 在一些事件， 然後他們只是把它的某個地方 在一個不重要的雜誌。

But then the headline, which is for a different article, will say there are too many idiots in America and it's me going like that, I think I'm sorry, sweetie.

但後來的標題，是另一篇文章的標題，會說美國有太多的白痴，是我去這樣的，我想我很抱歉，親愛的。

I think that was your headline.

我想這是你的標題。

I can't read it in it.

我在裡面看不懂。

It was a lot about me.

這和我有很大關係。

Yeah.

是啊。

Saying a little bit.

說了一點。

It's gonna sing a lot.

它會唱很多。

Alright.

好吧，我知道了

Holidays.

假期。

Now you're getting into it.

現在，你開始進入它。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Big, big, big holiday at our house is Christmas big time.

我們家的大、大、大節日是聖誕節大。

My daughter is losing her mind.

我的女兒正在失去她的頭腦。

She's like, it's all about Santa and elves and things and presence.

她就像，這是所有關於聖誕老人和精靈和東西和存在。

And how are you, Monica?

你怎麼樣，莫妮卡？

To someone said to her yesterday, Happy holidays.

對昨天有人對她說，節日快樂。

And she goes.

她走了。

And happy Hanukkah Kids are kids are growing up very sensitive.

並祝光明節快樂孩子們是孩子們長大了很敏感。

Too many cultures, they are.

太多的文化，他們是。

What about Christmas music?

那聖誕音樂呢？

Is there a lot of Chris are you into Christmas music?

有很多的克里斯你是喜歡聖誕音樂嗎？

Because I find that people are very divided.

因為我發現，人與人之間的分歧很大。

Some people love it, and some people kind of can't stand it.

有些人喜歡，有些人有點受不了。

You know, I could take it for a minute.

你知道，我可以接受它一分鐘。

I just I always like, Fine, like there.

我只是... ...我總是喜歡，罰款，喜歡那裡。

They're strange lyrics.

他們是奇怪的歌詞。

Sometimes that don't make any sense to me, like the one that freaks me out is I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus because she's such a skank, right?

有時候，這對我來說沒有任何意義，比如讓我抓狂的是，我看到媽媽親吻聖誕老人，因為她是個賤貨，對吧？

What a skank, You know, Because you know what?

你知道的，因為你知道嗎？

They used to confuse me because I've had people later on explained it to me.

他們曾經把我搞糊塗了，因為我後來有人給我解釋過。

But when I was and how do they know the answer?

但我什麼時候，他們怎麼知道答案？

Because that's not in the lyrics.

因為歌詞裡沒有這個內容。

There's no indication that it's Daddy dressed up as Santa Claus.

沒有任何跡象表明，這是爸爸打扮成聖誕老人。

No, it's her being a skanky ho is what?

不，是她是一個skanky ho是什麼？

Let me tell you something.

讓我告訴你一些事情。

There's there's a little known lyric that got cut out about her grabbing his balls.

有一個鮮為人知的歌詞被剪掉了，是關於她抓住他的蛋蛋的。

Oh, no, that zoo.

哦，不，那個動物園。

Not true.

不對

Not true.

不對

Grabbing Santa's balls.

搶聖誕老人的球。

Yeah, well, I'm telling you right now to hear you guys sing it.

是啊，我現在就告訴你，聽你們唱。

I now absolutely believe Yeah, sure, because you sing it so well.

我現在完全相信了 是的，當然，因為你唱得太好了。

The other one is, um it's cold outside, you know, I don't I really gotta go.

另一個是，嗯，外面很冷，你知道，我不... ...我真的要走了。

But, baby, it's cold outside and the guys being so creepy because she's like, I have to go news like it's cold outside.

但是，寶貝，外面很冷，男人們都很毛骨悚然，因為她就像，我得去新聞一樣，外面很冷。

You got to stay.

你得留下來

And then at one point there's a lyric where she said, What's in my drink?

然後在一個點上有一句歌詞，她說，我的飲料裡有什麼？

Right?

對吧？

There you go.

這就對了

Does let's let's in my dreams Don't worry about it.

讓我們讓我們在我的夢想 不要擔心。

But let Zio something like, Let's let's smoke something And, yeah, it gets really weird.

但讓齊奧來點什麼，讓我們來抽點什麼，是的，它變得非常奇怪。

A little known lyric where he talks about changing her.

一首鮮為人知的歌詞，他說要改變她。

Okay, that's not not true.

好吧，這不是真的。

Not true.

不對

That e chain you, uh, chain you up?

那E鏈你，呃，鏈你了？

There's nothing you can do.

你也無能為力

All right, I'm gonna take a little break miles away from where anyone can hear you.

好吧，我要去休息一下，離別人聽不到的地方几英里遠。