I know you're constantly looking for that one thing that's gonna make you happy.

What is it?

What are you doing To try and find happiness?

Well, I'm so I'm so generally so happy that I have to mute it because people get really tired of you when you know when you're successful in your happy and stuff like that, it's just like And I gotta tell you, I'm not only happy, but I'm filthy rich.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

It's good to know E like to keep that on the down low.

You like to keep that quiet?

Quiet, man, you gotta be careful.

You gotta be careful, but yeah, I'm generally pretty happy.

I I'm into expanded consciousness.

Like right now, even sitting here, I am the audience You think you are.

The audience that stated consciousness is you.

Totally.

You think that you are the sole doesn't stop at the edge of your skin, Conan.

It goes out further and you can expand and you can expand.

And you're not only people, but you're things as well.

Your everything and everyone.

And so no one can ever take anything away from me Because I am everything, I think.

Oh, what's that?

What's that?

A niche.

You had a I could you?

Are you a little dry?

You are a little dry back there.

Should moisturize more.

Let me just say, Hey, Yeah, It was not bad.

Enjoyed that.

It is the holidays.

We wish you the best of the holiday season.

Anything I mean, you mean you wish me a merry Christmas?

Is that what you're trying to say?

Can't legally say e because Because I wish you a merry Christmas.

In fact, I'll go a step one step further and wish you a Christ e Christ, he could Uh huh.

E don't hear that crazy enough.

Yeah, because that's really what it's about, isn't it?

The birth of the baby Jesus.

Yeah.

You know what?

I'm gonna dio I'm gonna go up to Canada into a small cabin in the woods where there's no lawyers, and I'm gonna have a mass in the honor of Christ.

I'm gonna be Oh, I'm gonna see you now.

And you can just You can sit here and celebrate the the separation of church and state.

Just some great music that goes with that There's some great separation of church and state jingle Some nice ones Talk about that.

Do you get when you get in the spirit?

Do you like to sing the I love the carols you have loved the carols.

I love the carols, but they they make me really emotional.

I mean, they really they touch me and they go way back.

I'm going way back.

It reminds me of really beautiful, joyful things, and it's ah, so I mean, I like to sing them.

You want to sing?

We'll just say it's a little Carol right now.

Things that what this is for that just is there.

I don't know if I just left that there.

Someone left it.

Okay.

Can you give me a little silent night?

Just This is gonna be hard.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, a white.

All right, It's I'm sorry.

All right, let's wait.

It's too painful.

Let me try.

Let me try it one more time.

Okay.

Can I try one?

Sure.

Okay.

Just give me one more time.

Take it easy.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

All right.

You don't have You don't have to sing it.

That's OK.

I didn't want to upset you.

That's all right.

You don't have todo drunken.

Okay?

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry, Jim.

I apologize.

Is there anything we can do to make it?

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

I gotta get through this because I'm a professional.

Mhm e.

Maybe if I saying the old Carol but, like, did it with a modern twist.

Whatever way.

But your mother, right?

Hey, says you when you're saying he knows when you're awake.

Hey, doesn't have a radical kick your ass Sign a night holding up Let's go find out I'm sorry, China Silence tonight.

No way, e.