White men can't joke right now.

I'm gonna read some.

Am I?

They ask questions from Reddit and pass judgment without learning any of the context.

Am I the asked for accidentally going to a strip club while engaged?

No, you're not the asked.

I went the night before my wedding.

It's a rite of passage.

I support it as long as your hands off and stay appropriate.

Good on you.

I'd be asked for wanting my daughter's middle name to be danger.

No, you're not asked.

You're just unoriginal and kind of lame.

Am I?

They ask for asking my boyfriend to purposely lose a mini game in Mario party.

No, you're not gonna ask, but I suggest you spice up your personal life by throwing a key party instead of the Mario party.

It might be asked for not bailing my mom out of jail.

Yes, She bailed you out of her vagina.

Bail her out of wherever she needs you to stop being an ask.

Go get your mother and my The asked for telling my stepson he isn't allowed to be in common areas of my home without being fully clothed.

Uh, that depends.

Are you sexually attracted to your steps on?

If not, then yes.

You're the asked.

If so, there's a lot of money on certain websites I won't mention waiting for.

You might be asked for getting a vasectomy and not telling my wife.

Yes.

You're a brilliant asked.

Maybe.

I don't know.

Um I d ask for getting pissed at my now vegan girlfriend refuses to live with me if I eat me.

No, you're not the ask, but you better make up for it by eating other things home.