How are you?

I'm doing fine.

You know, I have to say, uh, worked at turnout Live long.

Long time ago when I was a radio show and in the late forties and when I was there.

One of the things that I always loved was that you get the summer off.

Like most television, you just keep going, keep going.

But not live.

Whole summer off.

What have you been doing?

Months off.

Yeah.

Oh, I had a wonderful summer.

I actually got to go to Iceland and Iceland.

I went to Iceland.

I don't know if you've ever been there, but it is Ah, beautiful place.

It's, Ah, great scenery.

I went to Reykjavik and they have great nightlife there.

I saw some guys Er's and Hot Springs.

But the highlight of my trip was I had my first ever visit to an animal Penis museum.

So you're not kidding.

That's there's a really There's a museum in Iceland whose civic Iceland.

It's on the northern part of Iceland.

So you went way out of your way to visit this?

I'm in Reykjavik, but I'm here.

The Penis Museum.

Is it just It's animal Penis museum.

Well, uh, I'm not sure if it's an animal Penis museum that focuses on whale penises or a whale Penis museum with the extra added bonus of animal penises against either way, it was spectacular.

Yeah.

So what did you learn?

Because it would be nice if we could all learn something from your experience.

Well, uh, I learned that if I ever even had the thought that I could please a female whale, Sexually, I was mistaken.

You look you look shocked and odd.

Yeah, really?

I'm told that you brought.

I hate to say this, but I'm told you brought a photo from your trip.

This is real.

This isn't a joke.

This is a photo and tell us what we're gonna see here before we see it.

I believe it's an elephant Penis.

This is you next to an elephant Penis.

Let's G o Yeah.

Wait.

Why are they applauding?

I mean, we're on camera.

Are you sure that was in office?

Because if not the banister from a hotel, I Yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw that in the Oak Bar, the Plaza Hotel.

Now I'm now I'm never going back there again because I wrote down that banister and we only have to go one.

I will clear.

I will clear this area and we'll do a whole other show.

We'll get re descent and you'll see.

Then you'll see.

Now, while we're on the subject of penises, I don't wanna be the Penis stories.

Get off the subject, then work our way back around.

No, I have a story which I think could be relevant.

It actually took place in this building.

You know, I work over at Saturday Night Live, which is is a true there's a true story.

This is an absolutely true story.

I work out at the NBC gym, which is also in this building.

Yeah.

Great facilities on the eighth floor floor.

Yeah, eight floor on.

They have wonderful shower facility after you.

After you work out, you could go in there.

So I walked into the locker room recently and I encountered an extremely naked man like this.

He was standing at the sink and he could not have been more naked, unabashedly naked.

He was unabashedly naked.

And I don't know about you, but like when?

When I'm naked, I'm very shy.

I'm not confident in my naked body.

So, like I'd throw a towel on, I run to the shower and I try to scamper into it before anybody could see me.

You know, it's It's the word Scamper is telling us a lot.

Yeah, when you're nude, you scamper funny.

Yeah.

Anyway, I stride purposely when I'm naked.

Then you have a lot in common with this guy.

Because this guy, it was the exact opposite of that.

He was He was like, he had a very open stance and he was looking into the mirror.

He had He was propped up with 11 arm like this.

He was just slowly deliberately combing his hair.

Yeah, So I immediately averted my eyes and I you know, I just said Okay, focus on what?

You're doing this on your business over there.

Just keep doing your thing.

But there was part of me.

There was There was, ah, level of interest because I was I was like, I was curious.

Who is this guy?

A guy who, like, has such a high degree of of locker room moxie, you know, and eh?

So I kind of kept tabs on him with my peripheral vision and as he finished his business there, he strolled by and I looked up and I discovered that it was Max Weinberg.

Wait, what are you What do you like this when the locker room.

Well, and you're really you're really you're really doing that?

Well, that's all I'm looking, you know, I gotta tell you the way you were tapping your foot.

You look like a Republican, Senator.

That e Yeah.

So I you know, I don't wanna go to into it, but I did a little research, and I found that it was kind of the tip of the iceberg.

And there are quite a number of rumors concerning Max and his, uh, his locker room etiquette, which may or may.

It's kind of like Bigfoot sightings, which may or may not include feet Max and a blow dryer and his balls.

I didn't see any of this, but I think it's up Thio Max to confirm or deny talking about Is this really?

I don't know if it's real or not.

Only Max.

Nos When I get back from talking my lawyer, I will get back to you.

Okay?

Okay.

I guess I should not bring up here.

Say you just did.

I couldn't do it.

You can edit that stuff out right now.

We're not gonna get it that out.

I want to know what happened.

Are you gonna double it like we can't afford anything?

Okay, we're on a 12.

30.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

All right, Now that next time, bring a can of worms I want to hear more about.

Okay, But you clearly aren't saying all right.

I didn't know that.

I told you what I know, Okay?

I told you what I know.

Okay?

Do use a blow dryer on your privates in the bathroom.

It do you?

It's just a yes or no, thanks.

Look, I haven't seen it.

I don't do that.

Do you do that?

I don't.

I don't.

You should.

Uh huh.

Are you in a hurry?

Is that it?

Is it?

Gotta get to rehearsal.

Gotta rehearse.

It's It's it's hearsay hair.

Say, Oh, that would put these people through enough.

All right, that is Now I gotta find out about that.

I'm just don't worry.

I'll be on him like a hawk.

So now I'm supposed to transition from that into your film, which I find almost impossible.

Let's try.

Okay?

I'm blow drying balls Way You gotta hands some balls to make your own film.

You just made one.

The brother Solomon E Here it's blowing people away.