Name: 威爾-福特在馬克斯-溫伯格的 "更衣室 "裡的表現--"深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩"。 (Will Forte On Max Weinberg's Locker Room Moxie - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")
Uploaded: 2021-01-01T19:11:10.000Z
Duration: 8 min 15 s

You know, I have to say, uh, worked at turnout Live long.

你知道，我不得不說，呃，曾在Turnout Live長。

Long time ago when I was a radio show and in the late forties and when I was there.

很久以前，當我做廣播節目的時候，在四十年代末，當我在。

One of the things that I always loved was that you get the summer off.

我一直喜歡的一件事是，你可以放暑假。

Like most television, you just keep going, keep going.

就像大多數的電視一樣，你只是不停地走，不停地走。

I actually got to go to Iceland and Iceland.

I don't know if you've ever been there, but it is Ah, beautiful place.

我不知道你是否去過那裡，但它是啊，美麗的地方。

I went to Reykjavik and they have great nightlife there.

我去了雷克雅未克，那裡的夜生活很棒。

But the highlight of my trip was I had my first ever visit to an animal Penis museum.

但我此行的亮點是我第一次參觀了動物陰莖博物館。

That's there's a really There's a museum in Iceland whose civic Iceland.

冰島有一個博物館，它的公民。

So you went way out of your way to visit this?

所以你不辭辛勞地來參觀這個？

我在雷克雅未克，但我在這裡。

Well, uh, I'm not sure if it's an animal Penis museum that focuses on whale penises or a whale Penis museum with the extra added bonus of animal penises against either way, it was spectacular.

好吧，呃，我不知道它是否是一個動物陰莖博物館，專注於鯨魚陰莖或鯨魚陰莖博物館與額外的附加獎金的動物陰莖反對任何一種方式，它是壯觀。

Because it would be nice if we could all learn something from your experience.

因為如果我們都能從你的經驗中學習到一些東西就好了。

Well, uh, I learned that if I ever even had the thought that I could please a female whale, Sexually, I was mistaken.

好吧，呃，我學到了，如果我曾經有過這樣的想法 我可以取悅一個雌性鯨魚，性，我錯了。

你看你看你看得很震驚，很奇怪。

I hate to say this, but I'm told you brought a photo from your trip.

我不想這麼說，但我聽說你帶了一張旅行的照片。

This is a photo and tell us what we're gonna see here before we see it.

這是一張照片，在我們看到它之前，告訴我們我們要在這裡看到什麼。

我的意思是，我們是在攝影機上。

Because if not the banister from a hotel, I Yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw that in the Oak Bar, the Plaza Hotel.

因為如果不是酒店的欄杆 我很確定我在廣場酒店的橡樹酒吧裡看到過這個

Now I'm now I'm never going back there again because I wrote down that banister and we only have to go one.

現在我現在我再也不回去了，因為我記下了那個欄杆，我們只需要去一個。

I will clear this area and we'll do a whole other show.

我會清理這個區域，我們會做一個全新的節目。

我們會得到重新下降，你會看到。

Now, while we're on the subject of penises, I don't wanna be the Penis stories.

現在，當我們在陰莖的主題， 我不想成為陰莖的故事。

Get off the subject, then work our way back around.

No, I have a story which I think could be relevant.

不，我有一個故事，我認為可能是相關的。

它實際上是在這棟樓裡發生的。

You know, I work over at Saturday Night Live, which is is a true there's a true story.

你知道，我在週六夜現場工作，這是一個真實的... ...這是一個真實的故事。

I work out at the NBC gym, which is also in this building.

我在NBC的健身房鍛鍊，也在這棟樓裡。

Great facilities on the eighth floor floor.

They have wonderful shower facility after you.

他們有精彩的淋浴設施後，你。

After you work out, you could go in there.

So I walked into the locker room recently and I encountered an extremely naked man like this.

所以我最近走進更衣室，就遇到了這樣一個極度赤裸的男人。

He was standing at the sink and he could not have been more naked, unabashedly naked.

他站在水池邊，他是再赤裸裸，毫不掩飾的赤裸。

And I don't know about you, but like when?

我不知道你怎麼想的，但像什麼時候？

So, like I'd throw a towel on, I run to the shower and I try to scamper into it before anybody could see me.

所以，就像我扔了一條毛巾，我跑到淋浴間，我試著在別人看到我之前竄進淋浴間。

You know, it's It's the word Scamper is telling us a lot.

你知道嗎，它是一個字 Scamper 告訴我們很多。

Yeah, when you're nude, you scamper funny.

是啊，當你裸體的時候，你跑得很有趣。

Anyway, I stride purposely when I'm naked.

反正我光著身子的時候，我是故意邁著步子的。

Then you have a lot in common with this guy.

Because this guy, it was the exact opposite of that.

因為這傢伙，完全是反其道而行之。

He was He was like, he had a very open stance and he was looking into the mirror.

他就像他一樣，他有一個非常開放的立場，他正在看著鏡子。

He had He was propped up with 11 arm like this.

He was just slowly deliberately combing his hair.

他只是慢慢地刻意梳理著自己的頭髮。

Yeah, So I immediately averted my eyes and I you know, I just said Okay, focus on what?

是啊，所以我立即轉移了我的眼睛，我... ...你知道，我只是說好吧，專注於什麼？

You're doing this on your business over there.

你這樣做是為了你那邊的生意。

There was There was, ah, level of interest because I was I was like, I was curious.

有 有，啊，水準的興趣，因為我是 我很喜歡，我很好奇。

A guy who, like, has such a high degree of of locker room moxie, you know, and eh?

一個人，喜歡，有這樣一個高程度的 更衣室的威嚴，你知道，嗯？

So I kind of kept tabs on him with my peripheral vision and as he finished his business there, he strolled by and I looked up and I discovered that it was Max Weinberg.

所以我就用我的周邊視線一直盯著他，當他在那裡完成他的生意時，他走了過來，我抬頭一看，發現是馬克斯-溫伯格。

Wait, what are you What do you like this when the locker room.

等等，你是什麼 你喜歡這樣，當更衣室。

Well, and you're really you're really you're really doing that?

好吧，你真的... ...你真的... ...你真的在做什麼？

Well, that's all I'm looking, you know, I gotta tell you the way you were tapping your foot.

好吧，這就是我所要找的，你知道，我得告訴你，你拍腳的方式。

你看起來像個共和黨人，參議員。

So I you know, I don't wanna go to into it, but I did a little research, and I found that it was kind of the tip of the iceberg.

所以我... ...你知道，我不想去到它， 但我做了一點研究， 我發現，這是一種冰山一角。

And there are quite a number of rumors concerning Max and his, uh, his locker room etiquette, which may or may.

有很多關於Max和他的更衣室禮儀的傳聞 可能會也可能會有。

It's kind of like Bigfoot sightings, which may or may not include feet Max and a blow dryer and his balls.

這有點像大腳怪目擊事件，這可能或不包括腳Max和吹風機和他的球。

I didn't see any of this, but I think it's up Thio Max to confirm or deny talking about Is this really?

我沒有看到任何這一點，但我認為這是由Thio Max確認或否認談論這是真的嗎？

Nos When I get back from talking my lawyer, I will get back to you.

等我和律師談完回來，我會給你回信的。