I don't knowifjust a legendthatyouyoulivedwithtwowomen.
Youlivedwithtwowomenatthesametime.
Isthattrue?
Itistrue.
Youheardthatstory, huh?
Yeah.
Goodresearch.
Yeah, I wasin a bar, ourcenterbar, andtherewere a couplefriendsofmine, andtheycametoborrowonenight, andtheyhadapparently, um, beenkickedoutoftheapartmenttheywerein.
And I neededsomeextradough, youknow, ontherent.
So I said, look, movingwithme.
EsoTheybroughtallourstufftoobig.
Furrycats.
Um, not a catguyonmovedin.
I movedinfor, like, ninemonths.
Weallsleptinthesamebed.
Thisiswhat I wannahearabout?
Youallsleptinthesamebed.
You'reliketheThreeStooges, butit z twowomen, E.
I mean, whatdoyoumean?
Yousleptinthesamebed?
Didstuffhappened?
Itmusthavehappened.
Nothingever.
Whatareyoutalkingabout?
Itneverhappened.
If I wasinbedwithtwowomenlyingthere, I'd belike a redhotcoldthewholenight.
Your, uh, you'veplayed a toughguysowellinthemoviesandthere a lotofguysouttherethatplay a toughguyinthemovie, andthenyoumeethiminreallifeandtheydon't strikeyouastoughguySchwarzenegger.
Youseehiminthemovies.
He's blowingthingsupleftandright.
I talkedtohimbackstage.
He's rubbinglotionintohishand, goinghands a prettyyouknow, Youknow, itdoesn't quitematchup, butyougetthefeeling e getthefeelingthatyou're a toughguyinreallifethatyouhaveAh, darksideAndyou, liketoeoccasionallyroughitup a bit.
Isthattrue?
Itistrue.
MakingyouveryNo, no, theyaremakingItistrue.
Don't youjustwanttojustkicksomebody's ass?
Oncein a while, he's gonnawhoopsomeassandjusthauloffandjustdecksomebody.
Comeon.
Yeah, Allright.
Butyoucan't.
Youcan't.
Youcan't dothat.
Well, youcan't becauseyeah, I physicallycan't doit.
I'm a slappermorethananythingelse.
Youdon't becauseyou'reshowingrestraint.
Youradult, youknow?
Willyoudotheslappingthingagain?
Likeit's likethat.
Holdon, Dothatwhile I dothisdonetothree.
That's a movieposterrightthere.
Ifyou'redoingthegrimaceand I'm likethat, that's a movieposter.