AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

WARM WELCOME BACK TO MY GARAGE.

THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE BACK IN LOCKDOWN FOR A FEW DAYS.

WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING THE SHOW FROM MY HOUSE UNTIL IT'S SAFE TO

UNARE.

WE WERE HERE FIRST, THE FIRST TIME WE WERE HERE WAS IN THE

SPRING.

SO ONCE AGAIN I'M SAYING HELLO TO MY GARAGE AND GOOD-BYE TO MY

PANTS.

LAST TIME WE DID THE SHOW IN THE GARAGE PEOPLE WERE ALL, I KNOW,

LIKE REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS MAKING SOURDOUGH BREAD, DO YOU

REMEMBER THAT, BACK WHEN PEOPLE HAD ENERGY.

BUT WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

WE WILL BE JOINED BY THE DELIGHTFUL ROSARIO DAWSON, LATER

A PERFORMANCE -- PERFORMANCE BY ING RID ANDRESS.

BUT HAPPY NEW YEAR, REGGIE IS HERE, THE BAND IS HERE, IAN IS

HERE.

HOW ARE WE DOING?

IS EVERYONE OKAY?

ARE YOU ON A TREADMILL?

>> THAT'S RIGHT, I'M ON A TREADMILL, YEAH.

>> James: HANG ON, IS THIS PART OF SOME NEW FITNESS REGIME?

>> HONESTLY I LOST THE-- AT THIS POINT SO I AM HOPING YOU CAN

TELL ME WHAT I AM DOING HERE.

MOSTLY JUST A WALK.

>> James: YOU ARE SAYING YOU HAVE LOST THIS ONE, DOES THAT

MEAN YOU HAD-- WHEN WE WERE HERE IN MARCH, I DO'T THINK ANYONE

WOULD AGREE WITH THAT AT ALL.

I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW LOVELY IT IS TO SEE YOU ALL.

REG, HOW WAS YOUR BREAK, WAS IT OKAY.

>> YEAH, YEAH, I WENT SOLO TO MONTANA AND HUNG OUT WITH MY

MOM.

>> James: YOU TOOK A TRIP, IAN, YOU WENT BACK TO PORTLAND.

>> I DROVE UP I-5, ALL THE WAY TO PORTLAND WHERE I HUNG OUT

WITH MY MOM.

AND THEN DROVE ALL THE WAY BACK DO DOWN I-5 TO LOS ANGELES.

LONG DRIVE.

>> James: LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT US.

WHAT ABOUT ANY NEW AREA'S RESOLUTION AMONGST THE BAND,

GUILLERMO, ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION THIS YEAR?

>> STAY SANE.

>> James: SORRY, I JUST REALIZED, I DON'T THINK THIS CUP

HAS BEEN CLEANED SINCE THE LAST TIME WE WERE IN HERE.

>> OH MY GOD, DID YOU DRINK OUT OF IT.

>> James: I JUST TOOK A SIP, EVERYTHING IS JUST BEEN HERE IN

THE CORN ARE AND I JUST CAME N I PUT SOME WATER IN THIS CUP AND

IT IS -- I'M LOOKING AT IT NOW, IT IS FULL OF DUST.

WELL, WHAT BETTER WAY TO KICK OFF 2021.

WE'RE ALL HERE, SHOULD WE LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES.

DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES.

SOME BIG NEWS TO TALK ABOUT.

YESTERDAY AN AUDIO TAPE WAS RELEASED OF A CONVERSATION

BETWEEN PRESIDENT TRUMP AND GEORGIA'S SECRETARY OF STATE

BRAD RAFFENSPERGER WHERE TRUMP FLAT-OUT ASKED FOR THE VOTE TO

BE RECALCULATED IN HIS FAVOR.

>> THE PEOPLE OF GEORGIA ARE ANGRY.

THE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY ARE ANGRY.

AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SAYING THAT, YOU KNOW, THAT YOU

HAVE RECALCULATED.

>> WELL MR. PRESIDENT, THE CHALLENGE THAT YOU HAVE IS THE

DATA YOU HAVE IS WRONG.

>> James: THAT'S GOING TO BE MY NEW COMEBACK, ANY TIME

ANYBODY EVER DISAGREES WITH ME.

I'M GOING TO SAY WELL, THE CHALLENGE THAT YOU HAVE IS THE

DATA THAT YOU HAVE IS WRONG.

I MEAN TRUMP IS NOT EVEN GOOD AT BEING A BAD GUY.

AT LEAST A MOBSTER, YOU KNOW, ASSUMES THAT HE IS BEING

RECORDED AT ALL TIMES.

HE SPEAKS IN VAGUE TERMS LIKE BEAUTIFUL STATE YOU'VE GOT DOWN

THERE, IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO IT.

RIGHT?

IAN, ISN'T THERE A MORE DISCREET WAY TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION?

>> I THINK THERE ARE ONLY MORE DISCREET WAYS TO HAVE THIS

CONVERSATION.

I THINK THAT IS THE LEAST DISCREET WAY.

HE CAME INTO EVERYTHING BEING RECORDED BY ACCESS HOLLYWOOD AND

NOW IS HE GOING OUT BEING RECORDED BY THE SECRETARY OF

STATE OF GEORGIA.

SO I THINK IT IS A LATERAL MOVE FOR HIM.

>> James: HERE IS MY THING.

I DON'T THINK, AND WE TALKED ABOUT THIS THIS MORNING.

I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE PHONE CALLS THAT IS

HAPPENING.

OTHERWISE WHY WOULD YOU TAICH IT.

>> NO, THIS IS FOR SURE LIKE THE FIFTH ONE.

WHERE THEY ARE LIKE LET'S TAPE IT, RELEASE IT AND MAYBE HE WILL

STOP.

BUT HE IS NOT GOING TO STOP.

I GUARANTEE YOU THERE IS A PHONE CALL HAPPENING NOW WHERE AT

FIRST HE IS ANGRY AND GOES BACK TO THE AIM OLD SCHTICK ALL OVER

AGAIN.

>> James: I LISTENED TO THE WHOLE TAPE, IT IS LIKE AN HOUR

LONG.

AND THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH IT I WAS JUST THINKING IWOULD LOVE

TO HEAR TRUMP TRY AND PRONOUNCE RAFFENSPERGER.

HE CAN'T EVEN SAY THE WORD ANONYMOUS.

RAFFENSPERGER WOULD BE FANTASTIC.

LATER IN THE CALL TRUMP SPECIFICALLY TALKS TO THE

SECRETARY OF STATE ABOUT THE NUMBER OF VOTES HE WANTS TO FIND

IN ORDER TO FLIP THE STATE IN HIS FAVOR.

>> SO LOOK, ALL I WANT TO DO IS THIS.

I JUST WANT TO FIND 11,780 VOTES, WHICH IS ONE MORE THAN WE

HAVE.

BECAUSE WE WON THE STATE AND FLIPPING THE STATE IS A GREAT

TESTAMENT TO OUR COUNTRY.

BECAUSE YOU KNOW, THERE IS JUST, IT'S A TESTAMENT THAT THEY CAN

ADMIT TO A MISTAKE.

OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT.

>> James: SOMEONE SHOULD JUST TELL TRUMP HE CAN'T JUST MAKE

NUMBERS UP OUT OF NOWHERE.

LIKE THIS ISN'T HIS NET WORTH.

BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT IF RAFFENSPERGER WAS LIKE AH,

MR. PRESIDENT, WE FOUND THE VOTES, WE'VE GOT THEM 11,780.

GOT THEM.

THEY ARE ALL FOR BIDEN THOUGH.

OH, SO SEE YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY.

TRUMP SAID FLIPPING GEORGIA IN HIS FAVOR WOULD BE A TESTAMENT

TO THE COUNTRY.

AND IF THERE IS ANYONE WHO KNOWS A TESTAMENT IS THE GUY WHO HOLDS

THE BIBLE LIKE THIS.

AND ANOTHER POINT RAFFENSPERGER TOLD TRUMP THAT THE ELECTION

RESULTS ARE ACCURATE AND TRUMP RESPONDED LIKE THIS.

>> YOU SHOULD WANT TO HAVE AN ACCURATE ELECTION.

AND YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN.

>> WE BELIEVE THAT WE DO HAVE AN ACCURATE ELECTION.

>> NO, NO YOU DON'T.

NO, NO YOU DON'T.

YOU DON'T HAVE, YOU DON'T HAVE.

NOT EVEN CLOSE.

ARE YOU OFF BY HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF VOTES.

>> James: AH, YES, THE FLAWLESS LEGAL ARGUMENT OF

NUH-UH.

YOU WISH.

IF ONLY TRUMP COULD APPROACH THE REST OF HIS JOB WITH THIS KIND

OF TEN ASITY, IF HE DID, MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE HOSTING A TV SHOW

FROM MY GARAGE RIGHT NOW.

I MEAN YOU CAN IMAGINE TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH TRUMP?

IT WOULD BE LIKE IT'S OVER, WELL, THAT IS A SHAME BECAUSE I

DON'T ACCEPT IT.

WE'RE NOT BREAKING UP.

WE'RE STILL TOGETHER.

WHAT ARE WE DOING THIS WEEKEND.

AND THEN OF COURSE TRUMP DITCHED ALL OF THE DEBATING AND JUST

FLAT OUT ASKED FOR A FAVOR.

>> SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO HERE.

I ONLY NEED 11,000 VOTES, FELLAS, I NEED 11,000 VOTES,

GIVE ME A BREAK.

>> James: IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO GET SOMEONE TO HOOK

HIM UP WITH A FREE REFILL OF SALT AND PEPPER NOT A

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

TRUMP EVEN, YOU KNOW HE IS SERIOUS BECAUSE HE EVEN FULL

PULLED OUT "FELLAS REQUESTS YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAY FELLAS WE'RE

ALL BUDDIES FELLAS, FELLAS, PLEASE.

HE'S THREE SECONDS AWAY FROM SAYING BROOO.

COME ON, BROOOO, BROOOO.

I MEAN IAN, REG, IT IS 2 A.M. ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, DOES ANYTHING

GOOD EVER HAPPEN AFTER YOU START A SENTENCE WITH "FELLAS."

>> NO.

>> FELLAS IS THE WAY I'M GREETED AT EVERY RESTAURANT THAT I HAVE

EVER BEEN TO.

SO ANY 24 HOUR DINER.

IT'S LIKE FELLAS, LET'S GET SOME JALAPENO POPPERS STARTED FOR

YOU, SO THERE ARE CERTAIN SIRKS WHERE ST A GOOD THING.

>> James: FELLAS.

WITH YOU I THINK IT IS SAFE TO SAY WE ARE BOTH TRYING TO DO

SOMETHING ABOUT IT, WE'RE LARGER GENTLEMEN.

DO YOU EVER FIND IT ODD THE FREEDOM AND SORT OF RELAXED WAY

THAT PEOPLE WILL JUST CALL YOU BIG GUY.

>> ALL THE TIME, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

>> YOU WOULD NEVER DO T YOU WOULDN'T CALL A SHORT DUDE LIKE

WHAT IS UP LITTLE MAN, WOULD YOU NEVER DO THAT.

>> HEY, LITTLE FELLA.

> HAVE EVER GOTTEN THIS, THIS MIGHT BE AN AMERICAN THING, I

HAVE A FRIEND FROM TEXAS WHO CALLS ME BUBBA.

WHICH IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.

>> James: BUBBA.

>> BUBBA.

>> I HAD TO ASK HIM TO STOP AND HE STPED FOR SIX MONTHS AND WENT

RATE BACK TO CALLING ME BUBBA ALL THE TIME.

>> I'M SORRY, WE TALKED ABOUT IT IN MY DEFENSE.

SORRY, I REALLY AM.

>> James: LOOK, ALL OF THESE TRUMP TAPES OF COURSE ARE

INCREDIBLE.

BUT NOT-- I MEAN I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT WHEN I SAW ON TWITTER

PEOPLE WERE LIKE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

LIKE YES, YOU CAN, YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN BELIEVE IT.

IT'S TOTAL TRUMP.

LIKE WHO OUT THERE WAS LIKE OH THAT'S IT NOW, THAT IS THE FINAL

STRAW FOR ME.

I'VE REALLY CHANGED MY MIND ON TRUMP NOW HAVE I HEARD HIM SAY

THAT.

WELL, THIS IS EXCITING BECAUSE WE'VE GOT AN EXCLUSIVE.

OUR SHOW MANAGED TO GET HOLD OF EVEN MORE AUDIO OF PRESIDENT

TRUMP'S PHONE CALL WITH GEORGIA SECRETARY OF STATE.

THIS HAS NEVER BEEN HEARD ANYWHERE ELSE.

I HAVE TO WARN YOU, IT'S PRETTY SHOCKING THERE IS STH ONE.

>> THEY SAY TEXT THE WORD VOTE, BUT THE NUMBER ARE YOU SUPPOSED

TO TEXT IS ONLY FIVE DIGITS.

IT IS IT THE ALL NONSENSE.

>> SIR, THAT IS NOT HOW VOTING WORKS.

>> I MEAN LOOK AT ZENDAYA.

>> WHO?

>> FROM AMERICAN IDOL WHICH BY THE WAY WAS NEVER GOOD AFTER THE

ADAM LAMBERT SEASON.

NOW THAT GUY COULD REALLY, REALLY ROCK.

>> James: AND THEN THERE WAS THIS ONE TOO.

>> HAVE YOU CHECKED EF LEE-- EVERYWHERE FOR THE VOTES.

>> YES, WE DID.

>> WELL, DID YOU CHECK UNDER THERE.

>> UNDER WHERE?

>> I JUST MADE YOU SAY UNDERWEAR.

HA HA, COME ON, THAT ONE SHOULD GET ME SOME BONUS VOTES.

>> James: NOW IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS A NEW CONGRESS

WAS SWORN IN YESTERDAY, IT WAS AN ORDAINED MINISTER GIVING THE

OPENING PRAYER AND CONCLUDED THE PRAYER IN A RATHER UNUSUAL WAY,

HAVE A LOOK.

>> WE ASK IN THE NAME OF THE-- YOUR HONOR AND GOD KNOWN

BY MANY NAME BY MANY DIFFERENT FAITHS.

AMEN AND AWOMAN.

>> James: I CAN'T.

I CAN'T WITH THAT.

I ACTUALLY CAN'T.

I THINK THAT'S IT.

I THINK THAT WAS THE FINAL STRAW.

I THINK THAT PLUS THE BACK IN THE GARAGE HAS DUN ME, I THINK

ST DONE, I THINK ST ALL OVER, GUYS, HERE IS THE THING.

AMEN, AMEN MENS SO BE IT.

AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GENDER.

BUT WE CAN'T EXPECT AN ORDAINED MINISTER TO KNOW THAT.

I MEAN IAN, WHAT WAS HE TRYING TO DO THERE, WAS HE JUST TRYING

TO BE WOKE?

>> I THINK HE JUST DO THE MATH IN YOUR HEAD WHERE YOU ARE LIKE

EITHER I CAN SAVE THIS AND GET MADE FUN OF ON THE LATE NIGHT

SHOW.

OR CAN I NOT SAY IT AND THEN HAVE LIKE 8,000 PEOPLE ANGRY AT

ME ON TWITTER.

I WILL JUST TAKE THE JOKES.

AT LEAST THAT WILL JUST BE ONE DAY.

>> James: BUT WHY WOULD PEOPLE-- I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS

WAS A THING THAT PEOPLE WERE ANGRY ABOUT.

>> I I'VE FROM PERFORMLAND OREGON AND I NEVER HEARD ABOUT

IT BEFORE AND THAT MEANS NO ONE IS ANGRY ABOUT IT, I DON'T THINK