[crying]

Here come my parents.

[crying]

Come on, SpongeBob.

Bye, Patrick.

Good bye, Bikini Bottom!

[squealing]

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in the flesh.

I'm a bad person.

[crying]

I want to be good!

[crying]

I want to go home!

Unreliable!

[crying]

Patrick sad!

There he is Patrick. Say your line.

Why thank you, Sandy. I would love one.

I miss you! Sandy misses you. Even Squidward misses you!

[crying]

SpongeBob!

If I can't have you as a friend,

I'm gonna make you a trophy!

I even picked out this nice jar for you.

So, this is the way it's going to be?

I hope you're happy.

Boo!

[crying]

SpongeBob doesn't like me anymore!

That's right. You're my worst enemy.

[crying]

Patrick, you're not really not my friend.

It's just opposite day!

[laughing]

SpongBob!

[crying]

- SpongeBob! - Patrick!

Don't cry, Captain Krabs.

Yeah, we'll be your loyal crew.

[crying]

It was nice knowing ya buddy.

As long as I can remember.

You poor, ugly thing, you.

[whimpering]

What are you doing in there, Patrick?

Wouldn't you like to know?

[crying]

You'll get an award one day.

I'm never gonna get an award 'cause I've never done anything!

- But… - Oh no, I broke it!

[crying]

Why does this keep happening to me?!

Just like it ate wormy!

[crying]

- Why? Why? He was so young! - We'll never forget you, Wormy!

Ow!

- My little finger! - Hold still. Hold still.

No more Sandy or Pearl or Mr. Krabs!

I want ice cream!

We stole a balloon!

[crying]

What are you going to do to us?

Please, Sandy! I can't afford dry cleaning.

I thought what we had was special!

Our friendship ring. It is you!

How could you do this?!

That's it, SpongBob!

You have crossed the line!

As of right now, this friendship is over!

[crying]

I don't know what to do, SpongeBob.

- You gotta help me. - Patrick, you forgot how to eat again!

- Come on, we'll get the funnel! - No, it's not that, SpongeBob.

My parents think I'm dumber than a sack of diapers.

No they don't, Patrick. Parents just like to push your buttons.

You do care!

[crying]

Tubby?

[growling]

I had no idea. What kind of father am I?

I'll make it up to you, buddy. I promise.

We're bad parents!

[crying]

Oh Mr. Krabs! I'm so sorry!

- Don't debunk me! - Have mercy!

- No! Don't hurt us! - Have mercy! Have mercy!

No! Please don't hurt me, please!

What do you normally do when I'm gone?

Wait for you to get back.

I'm sorry I got you in trouble and got you moved to the back of the class

and got your Good Noodle Star removed and shot the spitballs…

I'm sorry your apology is so long!

Me too! Let's save Roger!

Oh, SpongeGarr!

[crying]

[crying]

That Penny has the most beautiful voice.

- Screech like a chimpanze! - Wow!

It's amazing how many things can set a sea bear off.

They're horrible.

Seanut brittle.

Why are you crying, Patrick?

Because many years ago I took that challenge.

I'm gonna miss you, SpongeBob.

[crying]

No!

[crying]

The horror! The horror!

Oh. The glory days.

Why have we grown apart?

I didn't study!

Patrick, all you have to do is write your name.

[crying]

[crying]

Oh, I've said it! Please, I've said it!

[crying]

I guess I'll pack up my stuff and get ready to go.

My… clothes.

Um, Patrick, those are my clothes.

My peanut butter!

That's my peanut butter.

And my pickles!

[crying]

I'm gonna miss you, SpongeBob.

Me too, buddy.

Patrick, don't you worry. I got your back, man.

I accidentally knocked SpongeBob's toothbrush into the toilet!

And then I put it back on the counter without washing it!

Why, SpongeBob? Why?

[crying]

I accept your apology!

Oh, come here, you big lug!

What's wrong, Patrick?

I broke my net!

[crying]

Why won't he listen?

[crying]

Go!

[crying]

I hate bu-bus stops and then I'm waiting. I'm waiting.

And then, he came and then we're waiting.

Please wait until the car has come to a complete stop.

And stop crying.

I've been replaced by a sandwich!

[crying]

Why?

[crying]

I miss Sandy so much. Her tenacles. The way she plays clarinet.

- Her massive nose! - Patrick, that's Squidward.

So much pain! So much pain.

[crying]

I hate conflict!

No!

I took it, SpongeBob! I took your donut!

Oh, we're never gonna get outta here!

This is the most beautiful bubble I've ever seen.

You forgot to tell me you were leaving.

Well, Patrick… I [indiscernible]

[crying]

Poor thing must've gotten lost.

But he's not gonna hurt ya. See?

Patrick why are you crying?

You found a new best friend.

Wait! No! This isn't what it looks like!

[crying]

Raw onions!

[crying]

I should never have been mean to you.

[crying]

Uh, Pat. All the ink came off on your belly.

No!!

I don't wanna be normal!

- Go away! We're mourning! - Normal is not worth it!

I went too far! I went too far!

Oh, it's okay, buddy. I think you've learned your lesson. Hmm?

Uh huh.

You're right, Squidward.

[crying]

My floors! Think fast, Squiddy.

I got your nose.

It's unbearable!

Sweet Neptune!

Imported cheese!

[crying]

No!

[crying]

You'll never understand what it's like to be alone behind the red rope!

[crying]

I've never seen anything more beautiful, Have you, Patrick?

Not since I saw my first triple layer cheesecake.

This wind feels like broken glass mixed with razor blades.

At least it did before you left us.

I don't want to go back to being no hat Patrick!

- Oh! - Okay, buddy, I understand.

As long as I'm still standing, you'll never wear this hat again.

Patrick, you okay?

Not… helping.

[crying]

Calm down, buddy.

[screaming]

[crying]

- It was nice knowing ya, pal. - I know. I'm an interesting guy.

[crying]

No! No! Patrick, no one's ever gonna find us out here!

[crying]

I didn't get to sleep in this morning.