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  • >> Stephen: HELLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

    >> Stephen:你好,女士們,先生們!

  • WELCOME TO -- "A LATE SHOW."

    歡迎來到 -- "晚間秀"。

  • I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

    我是你的主持人STEPHEN COLBERT。

  • I'M HEAR WITH EVIE HERE TO KICK OFF THE YEAR IN STYLE.

    我與EVIE在這裡聽了一年的時尚開場。

  • THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

    謝謝你在這裡。

  • IT'S GETTING TO BE A VERY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP AT THIS

    它得到了一個非常嚴重的關係,在此。

  • POINT.

    點:

  • HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    新年快樂

  • 2020 IS OVER!

    2020 IS OVER!

  • ALL THAT BADNESS IS FINALLY BEHIND US, AND WE'RE OFF TO A

    所有的壞事終於過去了,我們要開始了。

  • FRESH START WITH A RAGING PANDEMIC, AND A PRESIDENT WHO'S

    新的開始,有一個狂暴的大恐慌,還有一個主席,他是誰?

  • TRYING TO STEAL THE ELECTION.

    試圖竊取選舉。

  • TURNS OUT, 2020 IS DROPPING SOME BONUS TRACKS!

    原來,2020年將推出一些附加曲目!

  • CASE IN POINT: YESTERDAY, WE GOT A HOT NEW RECORDING OF A

    案例:昨天,我們得到了一個熱門的新記錄,一個新的案例。

  • JAW-DROPPING PHONE CALL BETWEEN THE PRESIDENT AND GEORGIA

    主席與喬治亞州之間的電話交談,令人瞠目結舌。

  • SECRETARY OF STATE, AND MAN TAPING A HOSTAGE VIDEO FROM A

    國務卿,和男子竊聽人質視頻從一個。

  • LAQUINTA, BRAD RAFFENSPERGER.

    LAQUINTA,BRAD RAFFENSPERGER。

  • AS SECRETARY OF STATE, RAFFENSPERGER OVERSAW GEORGIA'S

    作為國務卿,拉芬斯佩格接管了喬治亞州。

  • PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, AS WELL AS ITS RECOUNT, AS WELL AS THE

    選舉,以及選舉的計票,以及選舉的結果。

  • RECOUNT OF THE RECOUNT, EACH OF WHICH VERIFIED THAT BIDEN WON

    計數,其中每一項都驗證了比登贏得了。

  • THE STATE.

    國家:

  • SO, SATURDAY, THE PRESIDENT GOT HIM ON THE PHONE TO CONVINCE

    所以,星期六,主席讓他打電話去說服。

  • HIM THAT NUH-UH!

    他,NUH -UH!

  • NOW, BUCKLE UP, BECAUSE THIS CALL IS LIKE IF WATERGATE AND

    現在,咬緊牙關,因為這個電話就像如果水門和。

  • THE UKRAINE SCANDAL HAD A BABY ON THE "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD"

    英國醜聞在 "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD "上生了個孩子。

  • BUS.

    巴斯。

  • WHEN YOU'RE A STAR, THEY LET YOU.

    當你成為明星時,他們會讓你:

  • THE PRESIDENT BEGAN THE CALL WITH HARD DATA: RALLY!

    主席以硬性數據開始通話:集合!

  • >> IF WE COULD JUST GO OVER SOME OF THE NUMBERS, I THINK IT'S

    >> 如果我們能在一些數字上做文章的話,我想這就是

  • PRETTY CLEAR THAT WE WON.

    很明顯,我們贏了。

  • WE WON VERY SUBSTANTIALLY IN GEORGIA.

    我們在喬治亞州贏得了非常穩定的。

  • YOU EVEN SEE IT BY RALLY SIZE FRANKLY.

    你甚至可以看到它的RALLY SIZE FRANKLY。

  • WE'D BE GETTING 25-30,000 PEOPLE A RALLY.

    我們會得到25-30,000人的集會。

  • >> STEPHEN: OKAY, THAT IS A LOT OF PEOPLE.

    >> 好吧,那是很多人。

  • ONE PROBLEM: RALLY SIZE DOES NOT DECIDE AN ELECTION.

    一個問題:集會規模不能決定選舉。

  • THAT'S WHY ON THE 20TH, WE WON'T BE SWEARING IN PRESIDENT BTS.

    這就是為什麼在20日,我們不會宣誓就職BTS總統。

  • MY FELLOW AMERICANS, THE STATE OF OUR UNION IS--

    我的美國朋友們,我們聯盟的現狀是... ...

  • ♪♪♪ NOT SURE -- I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

    不確定 - 我知道這是什麼。

  • THAT'S A HEART.

    這是一個心臟。

  • THIS IS A HEART, AND THEY DO THAT.

    這是一個心臟,他們這樣做。

  • I'VE MET THE GUYS.

    我見過這些傢伙。

  • VERY NICE.

    非常好。

  • LOVELY FELLAS.

    可愛的FELLY FELLAS。

  • THEY DON'T DO THIS, THOUGH.

    他們不這樣做,但。

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING.

    我不知道我在做什麼。

  • BUT HERE'S THE THING -- HE MAKES A GOOD POINT.

    但問題是... 他說的很有道理。

  • BIDEN, FOR SOME REASON, HELD VERY FEW IN-PERSON RALLIES.

    比登,由於一些原因,舉行了很少的個人集會。

  • BUT THE PRESIDENT'S EVENTS WERE SO BIG THEY WENT VIRAL!

    但總統的事件如此之大,以至於病毒式傳播!

  • NOW EVERYONE HAS MAGA FEVER!

    現在大家都對瑪格狂熱了!

  • EVEN THOUGH THE PRESIDENT KNOWS HE WON, HE ALSO KNEW EXACTLY HOW

    儘管總統知道自己贏了,但他也知道如何贏。

  • MUCH HE LOST: >> THE CURRENT MARGIN IS ONLY

    他失去了多少。>>目前的利潤率只有:

  • 11,779.

    11,779.

  • SO, LOOK, ALL I WANT TO DO IS THIS: I JUST WANT TO FIND 11,780

    所以,你看,所有我想做的就是這個,我只是想找到11780個

  • VOTES, WHICH IS ONE MORE THAN WE HAVE.

    票數,比我們多了一票。

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S ALL HE WANTS.

    >> Stephen:這就是他想要的。

  • HE JUST WANTS THEM TO "FIND" EXACTLY HOW

    他只是想讓他們 "發現 "到底是怎麼一回事

  • MANY VOTES HE NEEDS TO WIN BY ONE!

    他需要多少票才能贏得1票!

  • NOTHING FISHY ABOUT THAT.

    沒有什麼魚。

  • WHO AMONG US HASN'T FOUND SOMETHING IN AN OLD SUIT POCKET:

    有誰沒在舊西裝口袋裡找到過東西呢?

  • "HEY, HONEY!

    "嘿,親愛的!

  • WHIN'S THE LAST TIME I WORE THIS SUIT?

    我上次穿這套衣服是什麼時候?

  • IT TURNS OUT I'M PRESIDENT!" THE PRESIDENT GOT MORE DESPERATE

    原來我是主席!"主席更加絕望了。

  • FROM THERE: >> SO, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO

    從那裡。>> 那麼,我們該怎麼做?

  • HERE FOLKS?

    這裡的朋友們?

  • I ONLY NEED 11,000 VOTES.

    我只需要11,000票。

  • FELLAS, I NEED 11,000 VOTES.

    弟兄們,我需要一萬一千張選票。

  • GIVE ME A BREAK.

    給我一個突破。

  • >> STEPHEN: OH, YOU'RE GETTING A BREAK ON JANUARY 20!

    >> 1月20日你就可以休息了!

  • A LONG ONE!

    漫長的一個!

  • YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO FIND THE VOTES!

    你有足夠的時間去找票數!

  • MAYBE THEY'RE WITH BARACK OBAMA'S LONG-FORM BIRTH

    也許他們和奧巴馬的長子出生在一起。

  • CERTIFICATE.

    證書:

  • BUT THE PRESIDENT DID HAVE SOME EVIDENCE: IF BY "SOME" YOU MEAN

    但總統有一些證據,如果你說的 "一些 "是指:

  • "NONE."

    "沒有。"

  • >> DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE THAT THEY SHREDDED BALLOTS IN

    >> 你認為他們有可能將選票撕碎嗎?

  • FULTON COUNTY?

    富頓縣?

  • BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE RUMOR IS.

    因為這就是謠言。

  • >> STEPHEN: SO, THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF OF THE UNITED

    >> 所以,聯合國的總司令是誰?

  • STATES, A MAN WHO HAS THE WORLD'S GREATEST

    國家,一個擁有世界上最偉大的人。

  • INTELLIGENCE APPARATUS AT HIS DISPOSAL, IS NOW JUST CALLING UP

    他所使用的智能機器人,現在只是在打電話給他。

  • TO GAB ABOUT RUMORS.

    對GAB的謠言。

  • THAT EXPLAINS THE NEW PRESIDENTIAL COMMISSION

    解釋新的總統委員會的原因

  • INVESTIGATING "IF YOU EAT POP ROCKS AND SODA, DOES YOUR

    調查 "如果你吃流行搖滾樂和汽水,你的身體是否有

  • TUMMY EXPLODE?" IT DOES.

    TUMMY爆炸?"是的。

  • IT DOES.

    確實如此。

  • DON'T DO IT, KIDS.

    不要這樣做,孩子們。

  • DON'T.

    不要。

  • DON'T.

    不要。

  • THE PRESIDENT ALSO HAD A CONSPIRACY THEORY ABOUT THE

    主席也有一個陰謀論,關於這個問題

  • VOTING MACHINES USED IN GEORGIA MADE BY A COMPANY NAMED

    格魯吉亞使用的投票機由一家名為 "S "的公司製造。

  • "DOMINION."

    "統治"。

  • >> THAT'S WHAT THE RUMOR IS.

    >> 這就是傳言。

  • AND ALSO THAT DOMINION TOOK OUT MACHINES.

    還有那個大本營拿出來的機器。

  • THAT DOMINION IS REALLY MOVING FAST TO GET RID OF THEIR, UH,

    那家公司的動作真快,要把他們的,呃,。

  • MACHINERY.

    機械:

  • DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?

    你知道這事嗎?

  • BECAUSE THAT'S ILLEGAL, RIGHT?

    因為那是非法的,對吧?

  • >> THIS IS RYAN GERMANY.

    >> 這是RYAN GERMANY。

  • NO, DOMINION HAS NOT MOVED ANY MACHINERY OUT OF FULTON COUNTY.

    不,DOMINION沒有將任何機器遷出富頓縣。

  • >> BUT HAVE THEY MOVED THE INNER PARTS OF THE MACHINES AND

    >> 但他們是否已經移動了機器的內部部分,並。

  • REPLACED THEM WITH OTHER PARTS?

    用其他部件替換了它們?

  • >> NO.

    >> NO.

  • >> STEPHEN: IF HE WANTS TO STEAL AN ELECTION, HE REALLY NEEDS TO

    >> 如果他想竊取選舉,他就必須這樣做。

  • SOUND LESS LIKE YOUR GRANDPA COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS PHONE.

    聽起來不像是你爺爺在抱怨他的電話。

  • "THERE USED TO BE A BUTTON ON THE BOTTOM, NOW IT USES MY FACE.

    "過去底部有一個按鈕,現在它用我的臉。

  • WHAT DID THEY DO WITH THE BUTTON?

    他們用按鈕做了什麼?

  • DID THEY HIDE IT WITH THE BALLOTS INSIDE THOSE VOTING

    他們是否把它和投票箱裡的選票一起藏起來了?

  • MACHINES?" GOD, I HOPE THEY DON'T HIDE MY

    機器?"上帝,我希望他們不要隱藏我的...

  • FACE.

    臉:

  • NOW, THE PRESIDENT ALSO RE-UPPED THE THEORY THAT DEAD PEOPLE

    現在,總統又重新提出了 "死人 "的理論。

  • VOTED, AND RAFFENSPERGER HIT HIM WITH A REAL-TIME FACT CHECK:

    投票,和RAFFENSPERGER打他 一個實時的事實檢查。

  • >> THE OTHER THING, DEAD PEOPLE.

    >> 其他事情,死人。

  • SO, DEAD PEOPLE VOTED, AND I THINK THE NUMBER IS CLOSE TO

    所以,死人投票,我認為數字接近於。

  • 5,000 PEOPLE.

    5,000人。

  • >> THE ACTUAL NUMBER WERE TWO.

    >> 實際數量是兩個。

  • TWO.

    二:

  • TWO PEOPLE THAT WERE DEAD THAT VOTED.

    有兩個死了的人投了票。

  • SO, THAT'S WRONG.

    所以,這是錯的。

  • >> STEPHEN: YEAH, THAT'S A PRETTY BIG DIFFERENCE.

    >> 是的,這是一個非常大的差異。

  • IMAGINE IF "THE SIXTH SENSE" WENT LIKE THIS:

    想象一下,如果 "第六感 "是這樣的。

  • >> I SEE DEAD PEOPLE-- BUT JUST TWO!

    >> 我看到了死人,但只有兩個!

  • >> STEPHEN: RAFFENSPERGER ALSO CAUTIONED THE PRESIDENT NOT TO

    >> 拉芬斯佩格還提醒總統不要

  • BELIEVE EVERYTHING HE READS ON THE INTERNET:

    相信他在網上看到的一切。

  • >> MR. PRESIDENT, THE PROBLEM YOU HAVE WITH SOCIAL MEDIA,

    >> 主席先生,你在社交媒體上遇到的問題。

  • THEY-- PEOPLE CAN SAY ANYTHING.

    他們... ... 人們可以說任何事情。

  • >> OH, THIS ISN'T SOCIAL MEDIA.

    >> 哦,這不是社交媒體。

  • THIS IS TRUMP MEDIA.

    這是特朗普的媒體。

  • >> STEPHEN: YEAH, HE'S NOT GETTING IT FROM SOCIAL MEDIA!

    >> 是的,他不是從社交媒體上得到的!

  • HE'S GETTING IT FROM RELIABLE SOURCES, LIKE

    他從可靠的來源得到它,如:

  • EAGLE-FLUFFER69@PARLER.BIZ!

    [email protected]

  • EAGLE FLUFFER HAS SOME SHOCKING REVELATIONS.

    鷹飛花有一些令人震驚的啟示。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE RAFFENSPERGER SEEMED

    (笑)因為拉芬斯伯格似乎

  • HESITANT TO UNDERMINE DEMOCRACY, THE PRESIDENT GAVE HIM SOME P.R.

    主席不願破壞民主,給了他一些P.R.。

  • ADVICE.

    建議:

  • >> THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SAYING, YOU KNOW, UM, THAT

    >> 沒有什麼不對的說法,你知道,嗯,那。

  • YOU'VE RECALCULATED.

    你已經校準。

  • >> STEPHEN: YES, STEALING AND RECALCULATING ARE TOTALLY

    >> 是的,偷竊和回收是完全的。

  • DIFFERENT!

    不同的!

  • JUST LIKE THAT SCENE IN "PULP FICTION!"

    就像 "PULP FICTION "裡的那一幕!

  • >> EVERYBODY BE COOL, THIS IS A RECALCULATION.

    >> 大家要冷靜,這是一個重新校準。

  • >> STEPHEN: AT ONE POINT, THE PRESIDENT GOT SO DESPERATE

    >> 曾經有一次,主席非常著急

  • HE EVEN RESORTED TO FLATTERY WITH RAFFENSPERGER'S LAWYER,

    他甚至對拉芬斯伯格的律師動了歪腦筋。

  • RYAN GERMANY.

    RYAN GERMANY.

  • >> WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO FIND THIS, RYAN?

    >> 你為什麼不想找到這個,Ryan?

  • WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

    你怎麼了?

  • I HEARD YOUR LAWYER IS VERY DIFFICULT, ACTUALLY, BUT I'M

    我聽說你的律師非常難纏,實際上,但我... ...

  • SURE YOU'RE A GOOD LAWYER.

    確定你是個好律師。

  • YOU HAVE A NICE LAST NAME.

    你的姓很好聽。

  • >> STEPHEN: FIRST OF ALL, I'LL REMIND YOU, THE GUY'S NAME IS

    >> 首先,我要提醒你,這傢伙的名字是... ...

  • "GERMANY."

    "德國"

  • THE PRESIDENT, OF COURSE, IS A BIG FAN OF GERMANY.

    主席當然是德國的忠實粉絲。

  • HE BELIEVES THERE WERE VERY FINE LAWYERS ON BOTH SIDES.

    他相信雙方都有非常優秀的律師。

  • SECONDLY, HE EVIDENTLY THINKS YOU'RE GOOD AT YOUR JOB IF YOUR

    其次,他認為你很擅長你的工作,如果你的...

  • NAME IS SOMETHING HE LIKES.

    名字是他喜歡的東西。

  • EXPLAINS WHY HIS NEW PHYSICIAN IS DR. ONIONRINGS MCJIGGLEJUGGZ,

    解釋為什麼他的新醫生是博士。洋蔥圈MCJIGGLEJUGGZ。

  • M. DOUBLE-D.

    M.雙D。

  • THROUGHOUT THE CALL, RAFFENSPERGER AND GERMANY WERE

    在整個通話過程中,拉芬斯貝格和德國都是如此。

  • EXTREMELY PATIENT WITH THE SAD LOSER.

    對悲傷的失敗者非常有耐心。

  • AT ONE POINT, GERMANY TRIED TO EXPLAIN THAT PEOPLE WHO HAD

    有一次,德國試圖解釋說,人們誰擁有的。

  • MOVED OUT OF GEORGIA WERE, IN FACT, LEGALLY VOTING IN THE

    遷出喬治亞州的人,事實上,合法的投票在美國。

  • STATE, FOR A VERY SIMPLE REASON: >> EVERY ONE WE'VE BEEN THROUGH

    國家,原因很簡單:>>我們經歷過的每一個國家

  • ARE PEOPLE THAT LIVED IN GEORGIA, MOVED TO A DIFFERENT

    住在喬治亞州的人,是否搬到了不同的地方?

  • STATE, BUT THEN MOVED BACK TO GEORGIA LEGITIMATELY.

    州,但後來又合法地搬回了格魯吉亞。

  • AND IN MANY CASES-- >> HOW MAY PEOPLE DO THAT?

    而在很多情況下-->>人們怎麼會這樣做呢?

  • THEY MOVED OUT, AND THEN THEY SAID, "AH, TO HELL WITH IT, I'LL

    他們離開了,然後他們說,"啊,見鬼去吧,我將會...

  • MOVE BACK."

    往後走。"

  • YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A VERY NORMAL-- YOU MEAN, THEY

    你知道,這聽起來不像是一個很正常的... ... 你的意思是,他們...

  • MOVED OUT, AND WHAT, THEY MISSED IT SO MUCH THAT THEY

    搬出去了,什麼,他們錯過了它如此之多,以至於他們。

  • WANTED TO MOVE BACK IN?

    想搬回來住?

  • IT'S CRAZY.

    這是瘋狂的。

  • >> STEPHEN: IT'S NOT CRAZY.

    >> 這不是瘋狂的。

  • IT'S VERY NICE THERE!

    那裡很不錯!

  • PEOPLE GO BACK TO GEORGIA.

    人們回到喬治亞州。

  • IN FACT, THEY'RE KIND OF KNOWN FOR IT!

    事實上,他們是有點出名的!

  • OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, I CAN THINK OF AT LEAST THREE SONGS

    在我的腦海中,我至少能想到三首歌曲。

  • ABOUT PEOPLE MOVING BACK TO GEORGIA: "GEORGIA ON MY MIND,"

    關於遷回喬治亞州的人:"喬治亞在我的腦海裡"

  • "MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO GEORGIA," AND "WALKIN' BACK TO GEORGIA."

    "午夜火車到喬治亞州," 和 "步行回喬治亞州。"

  • HE DIDN'T WAIT FOR THE TRAIN.

    他沒有等到火車。

  • HE WALKED!

    他走了!

  • THAT'S NOT EVEN MENTIONING "THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA."

    這還沒有提到 "惡魔去了喬治亞州"

  • AND I'M SURE YOU'RE SAYING, "STEPHEN, SURE, THE DEVIL WENT

    我肯定你在說,"史蒂芬,肯定是魔鬼去了"。

  • DOWN TO GEORGIA, BUT HE DIDN'T COME BACK TO GEORGIA."

    下降到格魯吉亞, 但他沒有回來格魯吉亞。"

  • OH, REALLY?

    哦,真的嗎?

  • TELL THAT TO THE ACTUAL 1993 SEQUEL, FEATURING CHARLIE

    告訴1993年的續集,由查理主演。

  • DANIELS, "THE DEVIL COMES BACK TO GEORGIA."

    丹尼爾斯,"惡魔回到喬治亞州"

  • HE MOVED BACK TO SAVANNAH SO HE COULD VOTE FOR BIDEN.

    他搬回薩凡納,所以他可以投票給比登。

  • YEAH, HE'S THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS, BUT HE'S VERY

    是的,他是黑暗王子,但他非常... ...

  • CONCERNED ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING.

    擔心全球變暖,

  • IF THE EARTH'S ALREADY ON FIRE HELL IS NOT GOING TO SEEM THAT

    如果地球已經著火了 地獄就不會顯得那麼可怕了

  • IMPRESSIVE.

    令人印象深刻。

  • WHEN THE PRESIDENT'S CHARM DIDN'T MOVE RAFFENSPERGER, HE

    當總統的魅力沒有打動拉芬斯貝格時,他

  • SWITCHED TO EXTORTION THREATENING GEORGIA'S SECRETARY

    轉為引渡,威脅到喬治亞州政府。

  • OF STATE WITH PROSECUTION IF HE AND HIS LAWYER DIDN'T GIVE IN:

    如果他和他的律師不屈服,就會被起訴。

  • >> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID AND YOU'RE NOT REPORTING IT.

    >> 你知道他們做了什麼,你卻不報告。

  • THAT'S A-- THAT'S A CRIMINAL OFFENSE.

    那是... ... 那是一種犯罪行為。

  • AND, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.

    而且,你知道,你不能讓它發生。

  • THAT'S A BIG RISK TO YOU AND TO RYAN, YOUR LAWYER.

    這對你和你的律師Ryan來說都是很大的風險。

  • THAT'S A BIG RISK.

    這是一個很大的風險。

  • >> STEPHEN: THAT IS A BIG RISK.

    >> 這是一個很大的風險。

  • YOU COULD END UP BEING THE PRESIDENT'S CELLMATE.

    你可能最終會成為總統的胞友。

  • BECAUSE THIS CALL IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL.

    因為這個電話可能是非法的。

  • A FORMER JUSTICE DEPARTMENT INSPECTOR GENERAL TWEETED,

    一位前司法部督察長在推特上說:

  • "UNLESS THERE ARE PORTIONS OF THE TAPE THAT SOMEHOW NEGATE

    "除非帶子上有部分內容是負面的,

  • CRIMINAL INTENT, 'I JUST WANT TO FIND 11,780 VOTES' AND HIS

    犯罪意圖,"我只想找到11,780張選票 "和他的。

  • THREATS AGAINST RAFFENSPERGER AND HIS COUNSEL VIOLATE 52 U.S.

    對RAFFENSPERGER及其律師的威脅違反了美國52個州的法律。

  • CODE 20511."

    CODE 20511."

  • ADDING, "HIS BEST DEFENSE WOULD BE INSANITY."

    補充道:"他最好的防守會是瘋狂。"

  • GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

    祝你好運。

  • MAY I PRESENT EXHIBIT A: >> PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA,

    請允許我介紹一下展品A:>>人、女人、男人、攝影機。

  • TV.

    電視。

  • >> STEPHEN: PERFECTLY SANE.

    >> 非常理智。

  • SO, POTUS IS DESPERATE TO HOLD ON TO HIS JOB, WHICH IS-- I'M

    所以,POTUS很想保住他的工作,這... ...

  • NOT SURE EXACTLY.

    NOT SURE EXACTLY.

  • IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE HE'S DONE IT.

    他已經很久沒有這樣做了。

  • TODAY HIS ACTUAL PUBLIC SCHEDULE READS, "THE PRESIDENT WILL WORK

    今天,他的實際公共日程表上寫著:"主席將工作。

  • FROM EARLY IN THE MORNING UNTIL LATE IN THE EVENING.

    從清晨到傍晚。

  • HE WILL MAKE MANY CALLS AND HAVE MANY MEETINGS."

    他將會打很多電話,開很多會。"

  • THAT READS LIKE WHAT A TODDLER THINKS THE PRESIDENT DOES.

    這讀起來就像一個學步車認為總統所做的事情。

  • "TUESDAY, JANUARY 5.

    "1月5日,星期二:

  • I WILL MAKE MANY CALLS AND MEETINGS, WEAR A DADDY SUIT

    我會打很多電話和開會,穿上爸爸的衣服。

  • USE THE BIG BOY POTTY-- TWICE-- I AM SMART AND STRONG AND HAVE

    使用大男孩potty -- 兩次 -- 我是聰明的,強壯的,並有。

  • THE NUCLEAR CODES."

    核彈密碼。"

  • LISTENING TO THIS CALL REALLY MAKES YOU FEEL FOR GUYS ON THE

    聽了這個電話,讓你感覺到了男人們的心聲

  • RECEIVING END.

    接收結束。

  • I'M GUESSING HE KNEW WHAT WAS COMING BECAUSE BEFORE THEY

    我猜他知道會發生什麼事,因為在他們之前就已經知道了

  • FINALLY CONNECTED ON SATURDAY THE WHITE HOUSE MADE 18 ATTEMPTS

    週六終於連上了白宮的18次嘗試。

  • TO CALL HIM.

    給他打電話。

  • "A LATE SHOW" HAS REQUIRED AUDIO OF THE PRESIDENT'S FIRST 17

    "晚間秀 "要求提供主席第一場的錄音。

  • CALLS TO RAFFENSPERGER.

    呼籲RAFFENSPERGER:

  • ( RINGING ) >> YOU'VE REACHED GEORGIA

    (鈴聲) >> 你已經到了格魯吉亞。

  • SECRETARY OF STATE BRADDED RAFFENSPERGER.

    國務卿布拉德-拉芬斯伯格:

  • PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP.

    請在嗶嗶聲中留言。

  • >> HELLO, BRAD.

    >> 你好,布拉德。

  • THIS IS DONALD TRUMP.

    這是唐納德・特朗普。

  • I JUST WANT TO FIND 11,780 VOTES.

    我只想找到11,780張票。

  • CALL ME BACK.

    叫我回來。

  • ( BEEPING ) BRAD, GUESS WHO.

    (嗶嗶聲)布拉德,猜測誰。

  • DEAD PEOPLE VOTED.

    人民投票了。

  • ME -- AGAIN.

    我... 又來了

  • PICK UP, PICK UP, PICK UP.

    撿起來,撿起來,撿起來。

  • HELLO, THIS IS BIG JIM -- ARE YOU THERE?

    你好,我是大金,你在嗎?

  • ( BEEPING ) I DON'T LIKE YOU.

    (蜂鳴聲)我不喜歡你。

  • YOU'RE A LOSER.

    你是一個失敗者。

  • CALL ME.

    打電話給我。

  • PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA -- BRAD -- PICK UP THE PHONE --

    個人,女人,男人,相機 - 布拉德 - 拿起電話 -

  • THIS IS DONALD -- >> THE MAILBOX YOU'RE TRYING TO

    我是唐納德 -- >> 你要找的郵箱。

  • REACH IS FULL -- OF CRAP.

    "REACH "是滿滿的... ... 廢話。

  • >> Stephen: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

    >> 今晚我們將為您帶來一場精彩的演出。

  • MY GUESTS ARE STACEY ABRAMS AND RuPAUL.

    我的客人是STACEY ABRAMS和RuPAUL。

  • STICK AROUND.

    堅持下去。

  • ♪ ♪

    ♪ ♪

>> Stephen: HELLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

>> Stephen:你好,女士們,先生們!

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