Name: 又一個完美的電話。總統繼續鋌而走險，企圖竊取選舉結果 (Another Perfect Call: The President's Desperate Attempts To Steal The Election Continue)
Uploaded: 2021-01-05T20:42:09.000Z
Duration: 12 min 49 s

>> Stephen:你好，女士們，先生們！

I'M HEAR WITH EVIE HERE TO KICK OFF THE YEAR IN STYLE.

我與EVIE在這裡聽了一年的時尚開場。

IT'S GETTING TO BE A VERY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP AT THIS

它得到了一個非常嚴重的關係，在此。

ALL THAT BADNESS IS FINALLY BEHIND US, AND WE'RE OFF TO A

所有的壞事終於過去了，我們要開始了。

FRESH START WITH A RAGING PANDEMIC, AND A PRESIDENT WHO'S

新的開始，有一個狂暴的大恐慌，還有一個主席，他是誰？

TURNS OUT, 2020 IS DROPPING SOME BONUS TRACKS!

原來，2020年將推出一些附加曲目!

CASE IN POINT: YESTERDAY, WE GOT A HOT NEW RECORDING OF A

案例：昨天，我們得到了一個熱門的新記錄，一個新的案例。

JAW-DROPPING PHONE CALL BETWEEN THE PRESIDENT AND GEORGIA

主席與喬治亞州之間的電話交談，令人瞠目結舌。

SECRETARY OF STATE, AND MAN TAPING A HOSTAGE VIDEO FROM A

國務卿，和男子竊聽人質視頻從一個。

AS SECRETARY OF STATE, RAFFENSPERGER OVERSAW GEORGIA'S

作為國務卿，拉芬斯佩格接管了喬治亞州。

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, AS WELL AS ITS RECOUNT, AS WELL AS THE

選舉，以及選舉的計票，以及選舉的結果。

RECOUNT OF THE RECOUNT, EACH OF WHICH VERIFIED THAT BIDEN WON

計數，其中每一項都驗證了比登贏得了。

SO, SATURDAY, THE PRESIDENT GOT HIM ON THE PHONE TO CONVINCE

所以，星期六，主席讓他打電話去說服。

NOW, BUCKLE UP, BECAUSE THIS CALL IS LIKE IF WATERGATE AND

現在，咬緊牙關，因為這個電話就像如果水門和。

THE UKRAINE SCANDAL HAD A BABY ON THE "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD"

英國醜聞在 "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD "上生了個孩子。

當你成為明星時，他們會讓你：

THE PRESIDENT BEGAN THE CALL WITH HARD DATA: RALLY!

主席以硬性數據開始通話：集合！

>> IF WE COULD JUST GO OVER SOME OF THE NUMBERS, I THINK IT'S

>> 如果我們能在一些數字上做文章的話，我想這就是

我們在喬治亞州贏得了非常穩定的。

你甚至可以看到它的RALLY SIZE FRANKLY。

WE'D BE GETTING 25-30,000 PEOPLE A RALLY.

>> STEPHEN: OKAY, THAT IS A LOT OF PEOPLE.

ONE PROBLEM: RALLY SIZE DOES NOT DECIDE AN ELECTION.

一個問題：集會規模不能決定選舉。

THAT'S WHY ON THE 20TH, WE WON'T BE SWEARING IN PRESIDENT BTS.

這就是為什麼在20日，我們不會宣誓就職BTS總統。

MY FELLOW AMERICANS, THE STATE OF OUR UNION IS--

我的美國朋友們，我們聯盟的現狀是... ...

♪♪♪ NOT SURE -- I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

BUT HERE'S THE THING -- HE MAKES A GOOD POINT.

BIDEN, FOR SOME REASON, HELD VERY FEW IN-PERSON RALLIES.

比登，由於一些原因，舉行了很少的個人集會。

BUT THE PRESIDENT'S EVENTS WERE SO BIG THEY WENT VIRAL!

但總統的事件如此之大，以至於病毒式傳播!

EVEN THOUGH THE PRESIDENT KNOWS HE WON, HE ALSO KNEW EXACTLY HOW

儘管總統知道自己贏了，但他也知道如何贏。

MUCH HE LOST: >> THE CURRENT MARGIN IS ONLY

他失去了多少。>>目前的利潤率只有：

SO, LOOK, ALL I WANT TO DO IS THIS: I JUST WANT TO FIND 11,780

所以，你看，所有我想做的就是這個，我只是想找到11780個

他只是想讓他們 "發現 "到底是怎麼一回事

WHO AMONG US HASN'T FOUND SOMETHING IN AN OLD SUIT POCKET:

有誰沒在舊西裝口袋裡找到過東西呢？

我上次穿這套衣服是什麼時候？

IT TURNS OUT I'M PRESIDENT!" THE PRESIDENT GOT MORE DESPERATE

原來我是主席！"主席更加絕望了。

FROM THERE: >> SO, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO

從那裡。>> 那麼，我們該怎麼做？

弟兄們，我需要一萬一千張選票。

>> STEPHEN: OH, YOU'RE GETTING A BREAK ON JANUARY 20!

YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO FIND THE VOTES!

MAYBE THEY'RE WITH BARACK OBAMA'S LONG-FORM BIRTH

也許他們和奧巴馬的長子出生在一起。

BUT THE PRESIDENT DID HAVE SOME EVIDENCE: IF BY "SOME" YOU MEAN

但總統有一些證據，如果你說的 "一些 "是指：

>> DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE THAT THEY SHREDDED BALLOTS IN

>> 你認為他們有可能將選票撕碎嗎？

>> STEPHEN: SO, THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF OF THE UNITED

>> 所以，聯合國的總司令是誰？

STATES, A MAN WHO HAS THE WORLD'S GREATEST

國家，一個擁有世界上最偉大的人。

INTELLIGENCE APPARATUS AT HIS DISPOSAL, IS NOW JUST CALLING UP

他所使用的智能機器人，現在只是在打電話給他。

THAT EXPLAINS THE NEW PRESIDENTIAL COMMISSION

INVESTIGATING "IF YOU EAT POP ROCKS AND SODA, DOES YOUR

調查 "如果你吃流行搖滾樂和汽水，你的身體是否有

THE PRESIDENT ALSO HAD A CONSPIRACY THEORY ABOUT THE

主席也有一個陰謀論，關於這個問題

VOTING MACHINES USED IN GEORGIA MADE BY A COMPANY NAMED

格魯吉亞使用的投票機由一家名為 "S "的公司製造。

AND ALSO THAT DOMINION TOOK OUT MACHINES.

還有那個大本營拿出來的機器。

THAT DOMINION IS REALLY MOVING FAST TO GET RID OF THEIR, UH,

那家公司的動作真快，要把他們的，呃，。

NO, DOMINION HAS NOT MOVED ANY MACHINERY OUT OF FULTON COUNTY.

不，DOMINION沒有將任何機器遷出富頓縣。

>> BUT HAVE THEY MOVED THE INNER PARTS OF THE MACHINES AND

>> 但他們是否已經移動了機器的內部部分，並。

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又一個完美的電話。總統繼續鋌而走險，企圖竊取選舉結果 (Another Perfect Call: The President's Desperate Attempts To Steal The Election Continue)

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