WELCOME TO -- "A LATE SHOW."

歡迎來到 -- "晚間秀"。

I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

我是你的主持人STEPHEN COLBERT。

I'M HEAR WITH EVIE HERE TO KICK OFF THE YEAR IN STYLE.

我與EVIE在這裡聽了一年的時尚開場。

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

謝謝你在這裡。

IT'S GETTING TO BE A VERY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP AT THIS

它得到了一個非常嚴重的關係，在此。

POINT.

點：

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

新年快樂

2020 IS OVER!

2020 IS OVER!

ALL THAT BADNESS IS FINALLY BEHIND US, AND WE'RE OFF TO A

所有的壞事終於過去了，我們要開始了。

FRESH START WITH A RAGING PANDEMIC, AND A PRESIDENT WHO'S

新的開始，有一個狂暴的大恐慌，還有一個主席，他是誰？

TRYING TO STEAL THE ELECTION.

試圖竊取選舉。

TURNS OUT, 2020 IS DROPPING SOME BONUS TRACKS!

原來，2020年將推出一些附加曲目!

CASE IN POINT: YESTERDAY, WE GOT A HOT NEW RECORDING OF A

案例：昨天，我們得到了一個熱門的新記錄，一個新的案例。

JAW-DROPPING PHONE CALL BETWEEN THE PRESIDENT AND GEORGIA

主席與喬治亞州之間的電話交談，令人瞠目結舌。

SECRETARY OF STATE, AND MAN TAPING A HOSTAGE VIDEO FROM A

國務卿，和男子竊聽人質視頻從一個。

LAQUINTA, BRAD RAFFENSPERGER.

LAQUINTA，BRAD RAFFENSPERGER。

AS SECRETARY OF STATE, RAFFENSPERGER OVERSAW GEORGIA'S

作為國務卿，拉芬斯佩格接管了喬治亞州。

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, AS WELL AS ITS RECOUNT, AS WELL AS THE

選舉，以及選舉的計票，以及選舉的結果。

RECOUNT OF THE RECOUNT, EACH OF WHICH VERIFIED THAT BIDEN WON

計數，其中每一項都驗證了比登贏得了。

THE STATE.

國家：

SO, SATURDAY, THE PRESIDENT GOT HIM ON THE PHONE TO CONVINCE

所以，星期六，主席讓他打電話去說服。

HIM THAT NUH-UH!

他，NUH -UH！

NOW, BUCKLE UP, BECAUSE THIS CALL IS LIKE IF WATERGATE AND

現在，咬緊牙關，因為這個電話就像如果水門和。

THE UKRAINE SCANDAL HAD A BABY ON THE "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD"

英國醜聞在 "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD "上生了個孩子。

BUS.

巴斯。

WHEN YOU'RE A STAR, THEY LET YOU.

當你成為明星時，他們會讓你：

THE PRESIDENT BEGAN THE CALL WITH HARD DATA: RALLY!

主席以硬性數據開始通話：集合！

>> IF WE COULD JUST GO OVER SOME OF THE NUMBERS, I THINK IT'S

>> 如果我們能在一些數字上做文章的話，我想這就是

PRETTY CLEAR THAT WE WON.

很明顯，我們贏了。

WE WON VERY SUBSTANTIALLY IN GEORGIA.

我們在喬治亞州贏得了非常穩定的。

YOU EVEN SEE IT BY RALLY SIZE FRANKLY.

你甚至可以看到它的RALLY SIZE FRANKLY。

WE'D BE GETTING 25-30,000 PEOPLE A RALLY.

我們會得到25-30,000人的集會。

>> STEPHEN: OKAY, THAT IS A LOT OF PEOPLE.

>> 好吧，那是很多人。

ONE PROBLEM: RALLY SIZE DOES NOT DECIDE AN ELECTION.

一個問題：集會規模不能決定選舉。

THAT'S WHY ON THE 20TH, WE WON'T BE SWEARING IN PRESIDENT BTS.

這就是為什麼在20日，我們不會宣誓就職BTS總統。

MY FELLOW AMERICANS, THE STATE OF OUR UNION IS--

我的美國朋友們，我們聯盟的現狀是... ...

♪♪♪ NOT SURE -- I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

不確定 - 我知道這是什麼。

THAT'S A HEART.

這是一個心臟。

THIS IS A HEART, AND THEY DO THAT.

這是一個心臟，他們這樣做。

I'VE MET THE GUYS.

我見過這些傢伙。

VERY NICE.

非常好。

LOVELY FELLAS.

可愛的FELLY FELLAS。

THEY DON'T DO THIS, THOUGH.

他們不這樣做，但。

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING.

我不知道我在做什麼。

BUT HERE'S THE THING -- HE MAKES A GOOD POINT.

但問題是... 他說的很有道理。

BIDEN, FOR SOME REASON, HELD VERY FEW IN-PERSON RALLIES.

比登，由於一些原因，舉行了很少的個人集會。

BUT THE PRESIDENT'S EVENTS WERE SO BIG THEY WENT VIRAL!

但總統的事件如此之大，以至於病毒式傳播!

NOW EVERYONE HAS MAGA FEVER!

現在大家都對瑪格狂熱了！

EVEN THOUGH THE PRESIDENT KNOWS HE WON, HE ALSO KNEW EXACTLY HOW

儘管總統知道自己贏了，但他也知道如何贏。

MUCH HE LOST: >> THE CURRENT MARGIN IS ONLY

他失去了多少。>>目前的利潤率只有：

11,779.

11,779.

SO, LOOK, ALL I WANT TO DO IS THIS: I JUST WANT TO FIND 11,780

所以，你看，所有我想做的就是這個，我只是想找到11780個

VOTES, WHICH IS ONE MORE THAN WE HAVE.

票數，比我們多了一票。

>> Stephen: THAT'S ALL HE WANTS.

>> Stephen:這就是他想要的。

HE JUST WANTS THEM TO "FIND" EXACTLY HOW

他只是想讓他們 "發現 "到底是怎麼一回事

MANY VOTES HE NEEDS TO WIN BY ONE!

他需要多少票才能贏得1票！

NOTHING FISHY ABOUT THAT.

沒有什麼魚。

WHO AMONG US HASN'T FOUND SOMETHING IN AN OLD SUIT POCKET:

有誰沒在舊西裝口袋裡找到過東西呢？

"HEY, HONEY!

"嘿，親愛的!

WHIN'S THE LAST TIME I WORE THIS SUIT?

我上次穿這套衣服是什麼時候？

IT TURNS OUT I'M PRESIDENT!" THE PRESIDENT GOT MORE DESPERATE

原來我是主席！"主席更加絕望了。

FROM THERE: >> SO, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO

從那裡。>> 那麼，我們該怎麼做？

HERE FOLKS?

這裡的朋友們？

I ONLY NEED 11,000 VOTES.

我只需要11,000票。

FELLAS, I NEED 11,000 VOTES.

弟兄們，我需要一萬一千張選票。

GIVE ME A BREAK.

給我一個突破。

>> STEPHEN: OH, YOU'RE GETTING A BREAK ON JANUARY 20!

>> 1月20日你就可以休息了！

A LONG ONE!

漫長的一個！

YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO FIND THE VOTES!

你有足夠的時間去找票數！

MAYBE THEY'RE WITH BARACK OBAMA'S LONG-FORM BIRTH

也許他們和奧巴馬的長子出生在一起。

CERTIFICATE.

證書：

BUT THE PRESIDENT DID HAVE SOME EVIDENCE: IF BY "SOME" YOU MEAN

但總統有一些證據，如果你說的 "一些 "是指：

"NONE."

"沒有。"

>> DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE THAT THEY SHREDDED BALLOTS IN

>> 你認為他們有可能將選票撕碎嗎？

FULTON COUNTY?

富頓縣？

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE RUMOR IS.

因為這就是謠言。

>> STEPHEN: SO, THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF OF THE UNITED

>> 所以，聯合國的總司令是誰？

STATES, A MAN WHO HAS THE WORLD'S GREATEST

國家，一個擁有世界上最偉大的人。

INTELLIGENCE APPARATUS AT HIS DISPOSAL, IS NOW JUST CALLING UP

他所使用的智能機器人，現在只是在打電話給他。

TO GAB ABOUT RUMORS.

對GAB的謠言。

THAT EXPLAINS THE NEW PRESIDENTIAL COMMISSION

解釋新的總統委員會的原因

INVESTIGATING "IF YOU EAT POP ROCKS AND SODA, DOES YOUR

調查 "如果你吃流行搖滾樂和汽水，你的身體是否有

TUMMY EXPLODE?" IT DOES.

TUMMY爆炸？"是的。

IT DOES.

確實如此。

DON'T DO IT, KIDS.

不要這樣做，孩子們。

DON'T.

不要。

DON'T.

不要。

THE PRESIDENT ALSO HAD A CONSPIRACY THEORY ABOUT THE

主席也有一個陰謀論，關於這個問題

VOTING MACHINES USED IN GEORGIA MADE BY A COMPANY NAMED

格魯吉亞使用的投票機由一家名為 "S "的公司製造。

"DOMINION."

"統治"。

>> THAT'S WHAT THE RUMOR IS.

>> 這就是傳言。

AND ALSO THAT DOMINION TOOK OUT MACHINES.

還有那個大本營拿出來的機器。

THAT DOMINION IS REALLY MOVING FAST TO GET RID OF THEIR, UH,

那家公司的動作真快，要把他們的，呃，。

MACHINERY.

機械：

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?

你知道這事嗎？

BECAUSE THAT'S ILLEGAL, RIGHT?

因為那是非法的，對吧？

>> THIS IS RYAN GERMANY.

>> 這是RYAN GERMANY。

NO, DOMINION HAS NOT MOVED ANY MACHINERY OUT OF FULTON COUNTY.

不，DOMINION沒有將任何機器遷出富頓縣。

>> BUT HAVE THEY MOVED THE INNER PARTS OF THE MACHINES AND

>> 但他們是否已經移動了機器的內部部分，並。

REPLACED THEM WITH OTHER PARTS?

用其他部件替換了它們？

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> STEPHEN: IF HE WANTS TO STEAL AN ELECTION, HE REALLY NEEDS TO

>> 如果他想竊取選舉，他就必須這樣做。

SOUND LESS LIKE YOUR GRANDPA COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS PHONE.

聽起來不像是你爺爺在抱怨他的電話。

"THERE USED TO BE A BUTTON ON THE BOTTOM, NOW IT USES MY FACE.

"過去底部有一個按鈕，現在它用我的臉。

WHAT DID THEY DO WITH THE BUTTON?

他們用按鈕做了什麼？

DID THEY HIDE IT WITH THE BALLOTS INSIDE THOSE VOTING

他們是否把它和投票箱裡的選票一起藏起來了？

MACHINES?" GOD, I HOPE THEY DON'T HIDE MY

機器？"上帝，我希望他們不要隱藏我的...

FACE.

臉：

NOW, THE PRESIDENT ALSO RE-UPPED THE THEORY THAT DEAD PEOPLE

現在，總統又重新提出了 "死人 "的理論。

VOTED, AND RAFFENSPERGER HIT HIM WITH A REAL-TIME FACT CHECK:

投票，和RAFFENSPERGER打他 一個實時的事實檢查。

>> THE OTHER THING, DEAD PEOPLE.

>> 其他事情，死人。

SO, DEAD PEOPLE VOTED, AND I THINK THE NUMBER IS CLOSE TO

所以，死人投票，我認為數字接近於。

5,000 PEOPLE.

5,000人。

>> THE ACTUAL NUMBER WERE TWO.

>> 實際數量是兩個。

TWO.

二：

TWO PEOPLE THAT WERE DEAD THAT VOTED.

有兩個死了的人投了票。

SO, THAT'S WRONG.

所以，這是錯的。

>> STEPHEN: YEAH, THAT'S A PRETTY BIG DIFFERENCE.

>> 是的，這是一個非常大的差異。

IMAGINE IF "THE SIXTH SENSE" WENT LIKE THIS:

想象一下，如果 "第六感 "是這樣的。

>> I SEE DEAD PEOPLE-- BUT JUST TWO!

>> 我看到了死人，但只有兩個！

>> STEPHEN: RAFFENSPERGER ALSO CAUTIONED THE PRESIDENT NOT TO

>> 拉芬斯佩格還提醒總統不要

BELIEVE EVERYTHING HE READS ON THE INTERNET:

相信他在網上看到的一切。

>> MR. PRESIDENT, THE PROBLEM YOU HAVE WITH SOCIAL MEDIA,

>> 主席先生，你在社交媒體上遇到的問題。

THEY-- PEOPLE CAN SAY ANYTHING.

他們... ... 人們可以說任何事情。

>> OH, THIS ISN'T SOCIAL MEDIA.

>> 哦，這不是社交媒體。

THIS IS TRUMP MEDIA.

這是特朗普的媒體。

>> STEPHEN: YEAH, HE'S NOT GETTING IT FROM SOCIAL MEDIA!

>> 是的，他不是從社交媒體上得到的！

HE'S GETTING IT FROM RELIABLE SOURCES, LIKE

他從可靠的來源得到它，如：

EAGLE-FLUFFER69@PARLER.BIZ!

[email protected]！

EAGLE FLUFFER HAS SOME SHOCKING REVELATIONS.

鷹飛花有一些令人震驚的啟示。

( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE RAFFENSPERGER SEEMED

（笑）因為拉芬斯伯格似乎

HESITANT TO UNDERMINE DEMOCRACY, THE PRESIDENT GAVE HIM SOME P.R.

主席不願破壞民主，給了他一些P.R.。

ADVICE.

建議：

>> THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SAYING, YOU KNOW, UM, THAT

>> 沒有什麼不對的說法，你知道，嗯，那。

YOU'VE RECALCULATED.

你已經校準。

>> STEPHEN: YES, STEALING AND RECALCULATING ARE TOTALLY

>> 是的，偷竊和回收是完全的。

DIFFERENT!

不同的！

JUST LIKE THAT SCENE IN "PULP FICTION!"

就像 "PULP FICTION "裡的那一幕!

>> EVERYBODY BE COOL, THIS IS A RECALCULATION.

>> 大家要冷靜，這是一個重新校準。

>> STEPHEN: AT ONE POINT, THE PRESIDENT GOT SO DESPERATE

>> 曾經有一次，主席非常著急

HE EVEN RESORTED TO FLATTERY WITH RAFFENSPERGER'S LAWYER,

他甚至對拉芬斯伯格的律師動了歪腦筋。

RYAN GERMANY.

RYAN GERMANY.

>> WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO FIND THIS, RYAN?

>> 你為什麼不想找到這個，Ryan？

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

你怎麼了？

I HEARD YOUR LAWYER IS VERY DIFFICULT, ACTUALLY, BUT I'M

我聽說你的律師非常難纏，實際上，但我... ...

SURE YOU'RE A GOOD LAWYER.

確定你是個好律師。

YOU HAVE A NICE LAST NAME.

你的姓很好聽。

>> STEPHEN: FIRST OF ALL, I'LL REMIND YOU, THE GUY'S NAME IS

>> 首先，我要提醒你，這傢伙的名字是... ...

"GERMANY."

"德國"

THE PRESIDENT, OF COURSE, IS A BIG FAN OF GERMANY.

主席當然是德國的忠實粉絲。

HE BELIEVES THERE WERE VERY FINE LAWYERS ON BOTH SIDES.

他相信雙方都有非常優秀的律師。

SECONDLY, HE EVIDENTLY THINKS YOU'RE GOOD AT YOUR JOB IF YOUR

其次，他認為你很擅長你的工作，如果你的...

NAME IS SOMETHING HE LIKES.

名字是他喜歡的東西。

EXPLAINS WHY HIS NEW PHYSICIAN IS DR. ONIONRINGS MCJIGGLEJUGGZ,

解釋為什麼他的新醫生是博士。洋蔥圈MCJIGGLEJUGGZ。

M. DOUBLE-D.

M.雙D。

THROUGHOUT THE CALL, RAFFENSPERGER AND GERMANY WERE

在整個通話過程中，拉芬斯貝格和德國都是如此。

EXTREMELY PATIENT WITH THE SAD LOSER.

對悲傷的失敗者非常有耐心。

AT ONE POINT, GERMANY TRIED TO EXPLAIN THAT PEOPLE WHO HAD

有一次，德國試圖解釋說，人們誰擁有的。

MOVED OUT OF GEORGIA WERE, IN FACT, LEGALLY VOTING IN THE

遷出喬治亞州的人，事實上，合法的投票在美國。

STATE, FOR A VERY SIMPLE REASON: >> EVERY ONE WE'VE BEEN THROUGH

國家，原因很簡單：>>我們經歷過的每一個國家

ARE PEOPLE THAT LIVED IN GEORGIA, MOVED TO A DIFFERENT

住在喬治亞州的人，是否搬到了不同的地方？

STATE, BUT THEN MOVED BACK TO GEORGIA LEGITIMATELY.

州，但後來又合法地搬回了格魯吉亞。

AND IN MANY CASES-- >> HOW MAY PEOPLE DO THAT?

而在很多情況下-->>人們怎麼會這樣做呢？

THEY MOVED OUT, AND THEN THEY SAID, "AH, TO HELL WITH IT, I'LL

他們離開了，然後他們說，"啊，見鬼去吧，我將會...

MOVE BACK."

往後走。"

YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A VERY NORMAL-- YOU MEAN, THEY

你知道，這聽起來不像是一個很正常的... ... 你的意思是，他們...

MOVED OUT, AND WHAT, THEY MISSED IT SO MUCH THAT THEY

搬出去了，什麼，他們錯過了它如此之多，以至於他們。

WANTED TO MOVE BACK IN?

想搬回來住？

IT'S CRAZY.

這是瘋狂的。

>> STEPHEN: IT'S NOT CRAZY.

>> 這不是瘋狂的。

IT'S VERY NICE THERE!

那裡很不錯！

PEOPLE GO BACK TO GEORGIA.

人們回到喬治亞州。

IN FACT, THEY'RE KIND OF KNOWN FOR IT!

事實上，他們是有點出名的！

OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, I CAN THINK OF AT LEAST THREE SONGS

在我的腦海中，我至少能想到三首歌曲。

ABOUT PEOPLE MOVING BACK TO GEORGIA: "GEORGIA ON MY MIND,"

關於遷回喬治亞州的人："喬治亞在我的腦海裡"

"MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO GEORGIA," AND "WALKIN' BACK TO GEORGIA."

"午夜火車到喬治亞州，" 和 "步行回喬治亞州。"

HE DIDN'T WAIT FOR THE TRAIN.

他沒有等到火車。

HE WALKED!

他走了！

THAT'S NOT EVEN MENTIONING "THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA."

這還沒有提到 "惡魔去了喬治亞州"

AND I'M SURE YOU'RE SAYING, "STEPHEN, SURE, THE DEVIL WENT

我肯定你在說，"史蒂芬，肯定是魔鬼去了"。

DOWN TO GEORGIA, BUT HE DIDN'T COME BACK TO GEORGIA."

下降到格魯吉亞， 但他沒有回來格魯吉亞。"

OH, REALLY?

哦，真的嗎？

TELL THAT TO THE ACTUAL 1993 SEQUEL, FEATURING CHARLIE

告訴1993年的續集，由查理主演。

DANIELS, "THE DEVIL COMES BACK TO GEORGIA."

丹尼爾斯，"惡魔回到喬治亞州"

HE MOVED BACK TO SAVANNAH SO HE COULD VOTE FOR BIDEN.

他搬回薩凡納，所以他可以投票給比登。

YEAH, HE'S THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS, BUT HE'S VERY

是的，他是黑暗王子，但他非常... ...

CONCERNED ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING.

擔心全球變暖，

IF THE EARTH'S ALREADY ON FIRE HELL IS NOT GOING TO SEEM THAT

如果地球已經著火了 地獄就不會顯得那麼可怕了

IMPRESSIVE.

令人印象深刻。

WHEN THE PRESIDENT'S CHARM DIDN'T MOVE RAFFENSPERGER, HE

當總統的魅力沒有打動拉芬斯貝格時，他

SWITCHED TO EXTORTION THREATENING GEORGIA'S SECRETARY

轉為引渡，威脅到喬治亞州政府。

OF STATE WITH PROSECUTION IF HE AND HIS LAWYER DIDN'T GIVE IN:

如果他和他的律師不屈服，就會被起訴。

>> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID AND YOU'RE NOT REPORTING IT.

>> 你知道他們做了什麼，你卻不報告。

THAT'S A-- THAT'S A CRIMINAL OFFENSE.

那是... ... 那是一種犯罪行為。

AND, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.

而且，你知道，你不能讓它發生。

THAT'S A BIG RISK TO YOU AND TO RYAN, YOUR LAWYER.

這對你和你的律師Ryan來說都是很大的風險。

THAT'S A BIG RISK.

這是一個很大的風險。

>> STEPHEN: THAT IS A BIG RISK.

>> 這是一個很大的風險。

YOU COULD END UP BEING THE PRESIDENT'S CELLMATE.

你可能最終會成為總統的胞友。

BECAUSE THIS CALL IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL.

因為這個電話可能是非法的。

A FORMER JUSTICE DEPARTMENT INSPECTOR GENERAL TWEETED,

一位前司法部督察長在推特上說：

"UNLESS THERE ARE PORTIONS OF THE TAPE THAT SOMEHOW NEGATE

"除非帶子上有部分內容是負面的，

CRIMINAL INTENT, 'I JUST WANT TO FIND 11,780 VOTES' AND HIS

犯罪意圖，"我只想找到11,780張選票 "和他的。

THREATS AGAINST RAFFENSPERGER AND HIS COUNSEL VIOLATE 52 U.S.

對RAFFENSPERGER及其律師的威脅違反了美國52個州的法律。

CODE 20511."

CODE 20511."

ADDING, "HIS BEST DEFENSE WOULD BE INSANITY."

補充道："他最好的防守會是瘋狂。"

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

祝你好運。

MAY I PRESENT EXHIBIT A: >> PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA,

請允許我介紹一下展品A：>>人、女人、男人、攝影機。

TV.

電視。

>> STEPHEN: PERFECTLY SANE.

>> 非常理智。

SO, POTUS IS DESPERATE TO HOLD ON TO HIS JOB, WHICH IS-- I'M

所以，POTUS很想保住他的工作，這... ...

NOT SURE EXACTLY.

NOT SURE EXACTLY.

IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE HE'S DONE IT.

他已經很久沒有這樣做了。

TODAY HIS ACTUAL PUBLIC SCHEDULE READS, "THE PRESIDENT WILL WORK

今天，他的實際公共日程表上寫著："主席將工作。

FROM EARLY IN THE MORNING UNTIL LATE IN THE EVENING.

從清晨到傍晚。

HE WILL MAKE MANY CALLS AND HAVE MANY MEETINGS."

他將會打很多電話，開很多會。"

THAT READS LIKE WHAT A TODDLER THINKS THE PRESIDENT DOES.

這讀起來就像一個學步車認為總統所做的事情。

"TUESDAY, JANUARY 5.

"1月5日，星期二：

I WILL MAKE MANY CALLS AND MEETINGS, WEAR A DADDY SUIT

我會打很多電話和開會，穿上爸爸的衣服。

USE THE BIG BOY POTTY-- TWICE-- I AM SMART AND STRONG AND HAVE

使用大男孩potty -- 兩次 -- 我是聰明的，強壯的，並有。

THE NUCLEAR CODES."

核彈密碼。"

LISTENING TO THIS CALL REALLY MAKES YOU FEEL FOR GUYS ON THE

聽了這個電話，讓你感覺到了男人們的心聲

RECEIVING END.

接收結束。

I'M GUESSING HE KNEW WHAT WAS COMING BECAUSE BEFORE THEY

我猜他知道會發生什麼事，因為在他們之前就已經知道了

FINALLY CONNECTED ON SATURDAY THE WHITE HOUSE MADE 18 ATTEMPTS

週六終於連上了白宮的18次嘗試。

TO CALL HIM.

給他打電話。

"A LATE SHOW" HAS REQUIRED AUDIO OF THE PRESIDENT'S FIRST 17

"晚間秀 "要求提供主席第一場的錄音。

CALLS TO RAFFENSPERGER.

呼籲RAFFENSPERGER：

( RINGING ) >> YOU'VE REACHED GEORGIA

（鈴聲） >> 你已經到了格魯吉亞。

SECRETARY OF STATE BRADDED RAFFENSPERGER.

國務卿布拉德-拉芬斯伯格：

PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP.

請在嗶嗶聲中留言。

>> HELLO, BRAD.

>> 你好，布拉德。

THIS IS DONALD TRUMP.

這是唐納德・特朗普。

I JUST WANT TO FIND 11,780 VOTES.

我只想找到11,780張票。

CALL ME BACK.

叫我回來。

( BEEPING ) BRAD, GUESS WHO.

（嗶嗶聲）布拉德，猜測誰。

DEAD PEOPLE VOTED.

人民投票了。

ME -- AGAIN.

我... 又來了

PICK UP, PICK UP, PICK UP.

撿起來，撿起來，撿起來。

HELLO, THIS IS BIG JIM -- ARE YOU THERE?

你好，我是大金，你在嗎？

( BEEPING ) I DON'T LIKE YOU.

（蜂鳴聲）我不喜歡你。

YOU'RE A LOSER.

你是一個失敗者。

CALL ME.

打電話給我。

PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA -- BRAD -- PICK UP THE PHONE --

個人，女人，男人，相機 - 布拉德 - 拿起電話 -

THIS IS DONALD -- >> THE MAILBOX YOU'RE TRYING TO

我是唐納德 -- >> 你要找的郵箱。

REACH IS FULL -- OF CRAP.

"REACH "是滿滿的... ... 廢話。

>> Stephen: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.